Nez: -head is bowed revently-
Zan: Why are we having a moment of scilence?
Nez: Fish shall not be with us from Monday until Saturday or Sunday.
Zan: So?
Nez: SHE'S GOING CAMPING AND THEREFORE WONT BE ABLE TO CALL ME SO I CAN DISCUSS PLOTLINES WITH HER!!!!
Zan: Sorry... don't be so touchy.
Nez: Stop being a bad muse.
Zan: Okay.
Part Seven: Potions 101
Winter Break had lazily gone by and the rest of the school returned to Hogwarts. The mysterious appearance of Fish-chan and Nehszriah caused some commotion between the fifth year students. They didn't know of any wizarding schools in the United States, let alone the two that they had come from. Luckily, Lily, Regina and Michaela, the other Gryffindor fifth year girls, accepted the newcomers right away, even though they were a little... strange.
Double Potions class with Slytherin was the first Hogwarts lesson for Fish- chan and Nehszriah to experience. Old Professor Torstein decided to split up his new students with partners from Slytherin. Nehszriah got to be paired with a fairly meek girl who let her do all the work, even when she offered to let her do something and Fish-chan got to partner up with none other than... -dramatic music and lighting- a young Severus Snape.
"Uhh... h-h-h-hello," he nervously stuttered as she walked over to his cauldron. She set her cauldron down and started to follow the instructions for Anti-Hiccup Tonic that she was supposed to make for the class. She was distracted though, for Severus kept on staring at her.
"Will you please stop staring at me?" she asked loudly. Nehszriah looked over and stepped between them to stare down Snape.
"What the all the seven circles of hell do you think you are doing?" she growled. Severus crouched away, whimpering like an abused puppy.
"Nehszriah! Back to your place!" Torstein yelled from the other side of the dungeon. Very reluctant, she went back to her seat and stirred the bubbling green acid in her cauldron.
"Aren't there nine circles of hell?" Severus asked, shaking.
"You have clearly never been to American schools, Muggle or wizarding," Fish-chan coldly said as she added the wrong amount of water to her cauldron. She didn't know it, but Severus had put in three milligrams more to the right amount, sabotaging all of her hard work.
The potion blew up in her face, covering her from head to toe in bright purple gunk. As she started to clean herself up, Professor Torstein came over, cane waving wildly in the air.
"You stupid girl!" he yelled. "I told you all that you only needed eight to ten milliliters of water, not eleven!"
Fish-chan's eyes started to water when the bell rang. "You and Severus are staying after until you get this thing right, got it?"
She nodded her head sadly as the rest of the class and Torstein filed out. When the door closed, Severus had a look on his face of pure happiness.
"Fish-chan, here, let me help you," he said cheerily. Fish-chan was so scared at this gesture of kindness (considering what James and Sirius told her about him), she ran towards the door, only to find it was locked.
"ALOHOMORA!!!!" she yelled. The door stayed locked.
"It's staying locked until I say so," Severus said coolly. Fish-chan looked at him with complete horror. She started to pound on the door and scream to be let out, but didn't get any answer...
-two hours later-
"Fish-chan's been gone a long time," Lily said nervously. Everyone was still at lunch and Care of Magical Creatures was closing in fast.
"Ah, she can hold a bit longer," Sirius calmly said.
"I agree with Padfoot. She's a tough witch. Whatever it is, she'll get through it," Nehszriah muttered through her third ham-cheese-and-barbecue sauce sandwich.
"Are you sure?" James asked.
At that moment, Professor Torstein came puffing in from the Dungeon Corridor, screaming at the top of his old-man lungs.
"SOMEONE'S LOCKED THE POTIONS DUNGEON!!!!! I CAN'T GET IN!!!!!"
"Oh, Merlin's beard Hedrick, did you forget what charm you used to lock the room with again?" the first year teacher, Professor Flitwick sighed. This was clearly not the first time this happened to Torstein.
"No! I tried everything! Nothing will work!"
Lily, Nehszriah, James, Remus and Sirius all looked at each other with frightened faces. They immediately bolted from their seats and ran past the teachers (who told them to stop by the way) and bust right in through the door. They found Fish-chan and Severus dueling harshly, Fish-chan with the slight upper hand.
"Back off you PERVERT!!!!!" she screamed. A jinx finally hit Severus square in the chest, sending him flying backwards into all of the beakers, vials and test tubes of various potions that really shouldn't mix.
"Sweet Queen Mother of England!" Flitwick yelled as he ran into the room, followed closely by Torstein, who flipped out even more and fell to the floor unconscious, clutching his chest.
"Shit!" Severus yelled. He was covered in slime that tended to change color and shine in the torchlight of the dungeon. "Vanishoro." With a flick of his goo-covered hand, the gunk disappeared.
"What the fuc..." Nehszriah said, cut off by Remus's hand. The greasy haired, hook nosed weakling that was Severus Snape had been transformed into a young, dark-haired version of Fabio in Hogwarts robes, much to the Maraurders' discontent.
"How in all of the Ministry did that happen?" Professor McGonagall said with awe. Flitwick had come up the stairs with Torstein and she had rushed down to see to the rest of the accident herself. She was definitely younger than we all recollect her into being, her grey bun replaced by dirt-blonde, shoulder length hair and makeup took place of her wrinkles. She waved her wand, muttered some incantation and Severus went back to the way he was before the crash, except his hair was clean.
"Professor!" Severus yelled.
"Don't 'Professor' me young man. March right up to Dumbledore's office immediately!" Severus sulked up the stairs, followed by McGonagall. She didn't notice the Maraurders though, for they hid under James and Fish- chan's Invisibility Cloaks. The seven kids went down to Care of Magical Creatures as quick as they could, stopping along the way for Fish-chan to grab some food.
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Zan: Why are we having a moment of scilence?
Nez: Fish shall not be with us from Monday until Saturday or Sunday.
Zan: So?
Nez: SHE'S GOING CAMPING AND THEREFORE WONT BE ABLE TO CALL ME SO I CAN DISCUSS PLOTLINES WITH HER!!!!
Zan: Sorry... don't be so touchy.
Nez: Stop being a bad muse.
Zan: Okay.
Part Seven: Potions 101
Winter Break had lazily gone by and the rest of the school returned to Hogwarts. The mysterious appearance of Fish-chan and Nehszriah caused some commotion between the fifth year students. They didn't know of any wizarding schools in the United States, let alone the two that they had come from. Luckily, Lily, Regina and Michaela, the other Gryffindor fifth year girls, accepted the newcomers right away, even though they were a little... strange.
Double Potions class with Slytherin was the first Hogwarts lesson for Fish- chan and Nehszriah to experience. Old Professor Torstein decided to split up his new students with partners from Slytherin. Nehszriah got to be paired with a fairly meek girl who let her do all the work, even when she offered to let her do something and Fish-chan got to partner up with none other than... -dramatic music and lighting- a young Severus Snape.
"Uhh... h-h-h-hello," he nervously stuttered as she walked over to his cauldron. She set her cauldron down and started to follow the instructions for Anti-Hiccup Tonic that she was supposed to make for the class. She was distracted though, for Severus kept on staring at her.
"Will you please stop staring at me?" she asked loudly. Nehszriah looked over and stepped between them to stare down Snape.
"What the all the seven circles of hell do you think you are doing?" she growled. Severus crouched away, whimpering like an abused puppy.
"Nehszriah! Back to your place!" Torstein yelled from the other side of the dungeon. Very reluctant, she went back to her seat and stirred the bubbling green acid in her cauldron.
"Aren't there nine circles of hell?" Severus asked, shaking.
"You have clearly never been to American schools, Muggle or wizarding," Fish-chan coldly said as she added the wrong amount of water to her cauldron. She didn't know it, but Severus had put in three milligrams more to the right amount, sabotaging all of her hard work.
The potion blew up in her face, covering her from head to toe in bright purple gunk. As she started to clean herself up, Professor Torstein came over, cane waving wildly in the air.
"You stupid girl!" he yelled. "I told you all that you only needed eight to ten milliliters of water, not eleven!"
Fish-chan's eyes started to water when the bell rang. "You and Severus are staying after until you get this thing right, got it?"
She nodded her head sadly as the rest of the class and Torstein filed out. When the door closed, Severus had a look on his face of pure happiness.
"Fish-chan, here, let me help you," he said cheerily. Fish-chan was so scared at this gesture of kindness (considering what James and Sirius told her about him), she ran towards the door, only to find it was locked.
"ALOHOMORA!!!!" she yelled. The door stayed locked.
"It's staying locked until I say so," Severus said coolly. Fish-chan looked at him with complete horror. She started to pound on the door and scream to be let out, but didn't get any answer...
-two hours later-
"Fish-chan's been gone a long time," Lily said nervously. Everyone was still at lunch and Care of Magical Creatures was closing in fast.
"Ah, she can hold a bit longer," Sirius calmly said.
"I agree with Padfoot. She's a tough witch. Whatever it is, she'll get through it," Nehszriah muttered through her third ham-cheese-and-barbecue sauce sandwich.
"Are you sure?" James asked.
At that moment, Professor Torstein came puffing in from the Dungeon Corridor, screaming at the top of his old-man lungs.
"SOMEONE'S LOCKED THE POTIONS DUNGEON!!!!! I CAN'T GET IN!!!!!"
"Oh, Merlin's beard Hedrick, did you forget what charm you used to lock the room with again?" the first year teacher, Professor Flitwick sighed. This was clearly not the first time this happened to Torstein.
"No! I tried everything! Nothing will work!"
Lily, Nehszriah, James, Remus and Sirius all looked at each other with frightened faces. They immediately bolted from their seats and ran past the teachers (who told them to stop by the way) and bust right in through the door. They found Fish-chan and Severus dueling harshly, Fish-chan with the slight upper hand.
"Back off you PERVERT!!!!!" she screamed. A jinx finally hit Severus square in the chest, sending him flying backwards into all of the beakers, vials and test tubes of various potions that really shouldn't mix.
"Sweet Queen Mother of England!" Flitwick yelled as he ran into the room, followed closely by Torstein, who flipped out even more and fell to the floor unconscious, clutching his chest.
"Shit!" Severus yelled. He was covered in slime that tended to change color and shine in the torchlight of the dungeon. "Vanishoro." With a flick of his goo-covered hand, the gunk disappeared.
"What the fuc..." Nehszriah said, cut off by Remus's hand. The greasy haired, hook nosed weakling that was Severus Snape had been transformed into a young, dark-haired version of Fabio in Hogwarts robes, much to the Maraurders' discontent.
"How in all of the Ministry did that happen?" Professor McGonagall said with awe. Flitwick had come up the stairs with Torstein and she had rushed down to see to the rest of the accident herself. She was definitely younger than we all recollect her into being, her grey bun replaced by dirt-blonde, shoulder length hair and makeup took place of her wrinkles. She waved her wand, muttered some incantation and Severus went back to the way he was before the crash, except his hair was clean.
"Professor!" Severus yelled.
"Don't 'Professor' me young man. March right up to Dumbledore's office immediately!" Severus sulked up the stairs, followed by McGonagall. She didn't notice the Maraurders though, for they hid under James and Fish- chan's Invisibility Cloaks. The seven kids went down to Care of Magical Creatures as quick as they could, stopping along the way for Fish-chan to grab some food.
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