Donkey Kong Country: Down the Drain!!!

Chapter 4

As our friendly jellybeans slid slowly through the disgusting pipes, Candy, Lanky and Chunky all stood horrified at the top of the drain, peering down to see if there was anything to be seen.

"......."said Lanky.

"......."said Chunky.

"......."said Candy.

"I like muffins" said a weird voice.

"......."said Lanky.

"......."said Chunky.

"......."said Candy.

I could go on forever with this, but instead, I will just say this, there was a long, aquared pause.

"Do you think it's safe?" asked Lanky.

"I don't know" Chunky said, "I know how to find out," he added. Lanky and Chunky both glanced at each other then nodded.

Both pairs of hand flew out and collided "accidentally" with Candy's back. Candy fell into the bathtub. She sat up. She had missed the drain by only and inch..... shoot!

"Wow!" she said, "That was a close one!! One inch closer and I might have gotten sucked down!!"

She was about to get up, when there was a slight mishap. The bottom of the tub was still wet and slippery from Donkey and Diddy bath earlier that day. As Candy was starting to stand up, she slipped and her pinky-toe touched the drain.

The demonic drain hesitated not one second to suck her into its evil tubes of turbulence!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed. Her toe was pulled into the drain, then her calve, then her knee and then her thigh. Duh. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME YOU STUPID APES!!!!!!!!!!" she said, even though, she, herself, was a "stupid ape".

Lanky and Chunky simply just stood there. "Uh... I would help you," said Chunky, "but my legs just won't move." Chunky was making no actual attempted to move his legs.

Candy kicked her one leg, but it was to no avail. The leg was sucked slowly down the drain, bending in and odd, fashion as it went...... HAHA!

Lanky and Chunky were now having a pleasant conversation. And when the looked over at the drain, all they saw was Candy's hand sticking out. She has somehow managed to grab onto the top of the drain and was holding on. Lanky bent over and pried her fingers off.

"Whoops, he said".

O O O

"I haven't found a way out yet," called Diddy, "have either of you?"

"Take a wild guess, flea-brain!!" croaked Cranky.

"Guys," said Donkey, in a distraught tone, "I think I'm stuck."

"Oh well," said Cranky, "sucks to be you." Then he continued down his murky path of toiletry.

"Guess I'll just have a banana then" said Donkey, unraveling a banana.

O O O

"I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas! I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas! Oh lalalallalala! I like to eat, eat, eat ouples and bunonos! I like to eat, eat, eat, ouples and buno-"hey, Tiny stopped, "who is this?"

"It's me, Candy" Candy said.

"Oh!" said Tiny! "it's nice to see I have a companion. I think the others must be up here somewhere. Let's try and findthem." She said, and began to squirm her way through the tunnel.

They squirmed and squirmed until Candy stopped to take a break. "I'm to tired, Tiny," she said, "go on without me."

So Tiny went on. Couch. She traveled a long way. She was beginning to get frightened by the menacing pipes she was pulled into. She hearing things and wanting to look to see what they were, but the dark pipes would not allow her eyes to see anything. She was horrified the bog monster must be lurking somewhere in the pipes.

She wandered along, her mind playing tricks on her as she went. She began to move slower, for fear she might run into the horrifying bog monster which lay in front of her in her imagination. Her imagination. It was all in her imagination.

She began to tell herself this as she moved along when all of a sudden, she hit something and let out a shriek! She tried to back away, but she couldn't move!! And then-

And now for an interruption in our feature presentation...

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And now back to our feature presentation.

she realized it was only Donkey. "Why hello Donkey!" she said, "I thought you were the bog monster!" she said then began laughing. "So what's the holdup?" she asked.

"I'm stuck" Donkey said, with a hint of shame in his voice.

"Not if I can help it" Tiny said, then rammed her head against his rear. "Come on, Donkey, we're getting out of here!!!"