Donkey Kong Country: Down the Drain!

Chapter 5

"Yow!" Donkey Kong cried, as Tiny continued to ram her head into his poor bum. "You've broken me!" he exclaimed in disbelief.

"Shut up, Donkey you baby," Tiny scolded, as she once again charged towards Donkey's butt. This went on for some time. Now - back to the other characters.

Candy panted harshly as she lay, unmoving, in the middle of the large and uncomfortable pipe. She continued to lay there, unmoving. And she lay there, unmoving. And so she lay there, unmoving. And then she lay there, unmoving, some more.

Diddy scurried down the would-be-uncomfortable-pipe-but-for-his-small-size, in a terrible hurry. Up ahead, he saw a small light, and thinking it might be a way out, he ran ever faster. But it seemed that, with every step he took forward, the light took a step backward. Diddy was becoming very frustrated, and tired. So, he decided to take a break. He stopped running, and found that he was moving backward.

"What is this magic?!" he yelped as he realized that he would never catch the light at this rate. He became even more concerned when he saw that up ahead (or up behind, I suppose) there was... DUN DUN DUN! A sewer fall!

Poor Cranky ended up not being able to find the third passage (probably because there was no third passage to be found), so he decided to do the polka. Although he was old, frail, and decrepit, he managed to look quite graceful while doing it. Unfortunately, after a little bit of Polkaing, Tiny shoved Donkey out of the pipe he (Donkey) happened to have been stuck in, sending him careening through the twisted clutter of pipes, on the way knocking Cranky down and giving him hip failure. Cranky did not move much after that.

Candy lay there unmoving. And she continued to lay there – unmoving. And you know what she did? She lay there, unmoving, in a rather miffed mood.

Lanky and Chunky sat on the wet floor of Cranky's potty room, confused by all of the bewildering noises coming from underneath the floorboards and within the walls.

"Someone must be in trouble!" Lanky cried. "Quick, Chunky! We must get the paint scrapers and rip up the floorboards! Save the poor innocent little soul!" With that, the two monkey's dashed out of the bathroom, to return only when they had obtained the paint scrapers.

Diddy screamed as he crashed and banged his way down the Sewer fall. Below him he saw nothing. Finally, he stopped crashing and banging. He was surprised. Not because he was no longer crashing and banging, but because he was under water. UNDER WATER?!?

Diddy shrieked again, and began to swim upwards. He wasn't sure if he would ever see the light of day again... You will have to wait for the next chapter to find out what happens to him...

OOOHHH! CLIFFHANGER!