Nez: -holds up full shot glass in a drunken manner- Here's to the spiffiness of this fic!

Zan: Here, here! –steadily holds up own glass and clinks it with Nez's- Don't you think you've had enough sis?

Nez: -downs shot- NEVER!!! –falls backwards- Zzzzzzzzzz...

Zan: Sorry 'bout that. She just doesn't know when to stop with the Faygo Moon Mist. It is a sad and horrible addiction, I know. She's even joined Soda Pop Drinkers Anonymous.

Nez: -wakes up- I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU SCURVY WENCH!!!! –falls asleep again-

Zan: This is also what happens when one mixes a "Pirates of the Caribbean" DVD, the entire Adult Swim lineup, a 99 cent 2-lieter of said Faygo, oriental ramen, a few fanfics to type and all night to do it.

Nez: -wakes up again- -looks around- -does best Jack Sparrow impression- Please, try not to say anything... stupid.

Zan: -cold stare- Impossible in your eyes.

Nez: -still in Jack Sparrow mode- ...BUT WHY IS THE POP GONE?!?!?!?! –falls asleep again-

Zan: -twitch- Because you drank it all, baka. –to audience- Enjoy the fic people. Please review. It makes the psycho happy.

Nez: -still sleeping- AND REALLY BAD EGGS!!!!

Zan: -sighs- -stares at ceiling- Am I the only semi-sane one here?

Part Nine: Muffins vs. Maraurders... Round Two

The party in Tsuki's living room had been going on for a half an hour when Akina realized there was something wrong. The only one of the Maraurders having a good time was Remus, and that was only because Nehszriah was there. Even amid all of the fun mix of Pillows, Queen, Styx and Inu-Yasha soundtrack music and the unhealthy munchies, the blasts from the past weren't enjoying themselves. She walked over towards James, who just so happened to be alone at the time, sat down on the couch and put her arm around his shoulder and giggled.

"Why so glum?" she said. James tried to back down immediately, but Akina laughed when he did.

"Oh, I wouldn't do anything to you," she said. "You're kind of like my alter-ego, and that would just be wrong."

"Ok-k-kay..." he stuttered. Lily came back from the snack table and shoved Akina way from her James.

Meanwhile, Sirius was being barraged with questions out of Tsuki, who apparently really liked her Maraurder counterpart. Fish-chan didn't like it though, sitting through the interrogation, constantly putting in her view on the matter of discussion even when she was completely lost. Chels and Fuf were playing a Zelda game on the Gamecube that had been brought down from the upstairs and Remus and Nehszriah were playing with the portable stero, dancing and singing every once and awhile. (Nez: I can't sing!)

"So do you know who is most like your Remus out of the lot of us Muffins?" Tsuki asked Sirius.

"No. Not at all."

"Our Fuf! She's our voice of reason and... well... we're all pretty smart, so she's just as smart as him I guess!" Tsuki said happily. "I'm most like you, you know. Yep! Like two peas in a pod!"

"Not the way I see it you crazy witch," Sirius muttered under his breath.

"Tsuki!" yelled Chels. "Stop scaring the poor guy! AAAAHHHH!!! FUF!?! We're supposed to be working together!" Her video game character died at the hands of the merciless Fufu next to her.

"I SEE A LITTLE STILETTO OF A MAN; GOT A MOOSH GOT A MOOSH, WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?!?!?!" Remus yelled over the Queen music. "THUNDERBOLT OF LIGHTING; VERY, VERY FRIEGHTING!!!!!" Nehszriah, embarrassed beyond all belief, pressed a button on the control panel and the music that was "Bohemian Rhapsody" turned into Japanese ranting. ("Crazy Sunshine"- the Pillows!)

"Hey! I was listening to that!" Lily growled. The precious ancient music was the only thing in the room (besides James) that made her comfortable.

"Lighten up," Nehszriah said. "C'mon, have some fun, relax."

Sirius then ran screaming past the two girls, up the stairs and shut himself in the room of Tsuki's younger sisters, Regan and Taylor. Luckily, neither of them were home and Sirius could sit alone in the pink room of death, rocking back and forth in horror.

"What'd you do Tsuki?" Nehszriah yelled over Remus's attempt to sing the crazy Japanese song, butchering it horribly. "What the hell did you ask him?"

"Nothing! I just asked him if he wanted to go up to see my manga collection! Why?"

"I think he took it the wrong way," James snickered. "Remus, SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!!!!" Remus stopped singing "Mr. Roboto" and stood there with a rather timid look on his face. Everyone went upstairs and knocked on the door, trying to persuade Sirius to come out.

"I'm not coming out, unless it's to go home!" he screamed through the door.

"You don't go home for another week and you can't stay in there and eat Barbie doll heads the whole time," Akina said calmly.

"It's alright Sirius," Chels put in.

The door creaked open and Sirius peeked out, checking for the hyperactive stalker-girl. When he saw the all-clear, he carefully stepped out, only to have the other hyperactive stalker-girl known as Fish-chan to latch on. He sighed, for this one he was at least used to by now.

"Can we go home?" Sirius asked.

"FIELD TRIP!!!!" Tsuki yelled, jumping out from behind Nehszriah, scaring everyone. The girls got their brooms and went through the two portkeys, ending up in King's Cross. They went through the train barrier and took off into the sky, following the train tracks all the way back to the castle.

REVIEW REPLY!!!!!!

Nez: -in caffeine low- So, let's see to those spiffy reviews.

Zan: Take it easy sis. You just woke up. –turns on light in basement-

Nez: GGGGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! –writhes in pain- MY EYES!

Zan: -sighs and turns off light-

Nez: Better. –looks online- Feh. No reviews. Review people! –falls asleep- Zzzzzz...