Nez: I am going to disregard what I said in the opening disclaimer skit.
Zan: So you bought out J.K. Rowling?
Nez: No, baka, that Ron and Hermione won't be in this fic.
Zan: That's mean. You shouldn't lie you know.
Nez: Have I lied to you before this?
Zan: -skeptical look- What about that time when I was ten, you told me those squirrels in the backyard were just hugging?
Nez: -eyes shift- That was... umm... advanced hugging. Yeah... advanced.
Zan: And the Ranch Dressing/Taco Bell Mild Sauce Fairy from last year?
Nez: How else can we have such an overabundance of the stuff?
Zan: By going to the store and Taco Bell a lot. We do eat a lot of fast food.
Nez: -smacks forehead- Damn.
Part Ten: Meeting Shadows
Finally, the ten friends arrived at Hogwarts. They all landed in the Quidditch field, laughing at Fish-chan, who almost fell off Sirius's broomstick when they were landing. Six figures ran up to them from half-way across the field, wanting to see who in the heck they were.
"Bloody hell," James whispered as he went up to the one teen and poked him. "It's just like looking into an eye-changing mirror, except its real." The boy in front of James looked quite ruffled and shoved his arm way from him.
"Who are you?" said the tall red-headed boy next to the first. Behind him was a girl with bushy brown hair and behind them were three boys, the bigger two standing in front, looking as if they were protecting the smaller one.
"I'm James Potter. I really don't know who you blokes are, but I don't think you go to school here."
James's twin gasped.
"Dad?"
James jumped back.
"We're still in the stinking future, aren't we?" Sirius asked Fish-chan. She nodded her head in response.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! YOU'RE FRIGGIN' NUTTERS!!!" James yelled. Lily put her hand on his shoulder, immediately calming him.
"Mum? That you?" the boy asked Lily. She and James looked at each other and each took a giant step away.
"What's your name?" Nehszriah asked. She wasn't afraid, on the outside at least.
"I'm Harry Potter. These are my friends Ron Weasely and Hermione Granger," the boy said happily. The small boy from behind pushed through and bowed deeply.
"My name is Draco Malfoy," he said with a wide devil's grin. Nehszriah was pleased with him and just happened to forget that Remus was right next to her. She blushed and held her hand out.
"My name's... HEY!" Draco went right past her as if she wasn't real and right towards Fish-chan. Nehszriah was furious at him and would have beaten him to a pulp if Tsuki, Fuf, Akina, Remus and Chels hadn't held her back.
"Hello, what's your name?" Draco smoothly asked the madly blushing Fish- chan. Sirius stepped between the two of them, furious at the little blonde punk for even looking at her.
"This is my girl, got it?" he growled in his scariest, toughest voice. Draco's eyes got wide and he ran off, Crabbe and Goyle following right behind him.
"Wow," Ron said. "That git's never taken off that fast before."
"Now, why are we your parents again?" Lily asked Harry.
"Because you just are, but older," Hermione replied. "See? Harry has your eyes, but James's... everything else."
"Indeed," Remus said, comparing his best friend and Harry. James and Harry looked at him like he was insane.
"Fish-chan," Nehszriah said. "What channel is your watch on?"
She didn't answer. She and Sirius were doing the unthinkable... KISSING!!!
"Umm... Fish-chan...?" Nehszriah said as she slowly went up and tapped her friend lightly on the shoulder. "I said, what channel is your watch on?" Fish-chan held up three fingers without even stopping. "Ah, crap." Nehszriah smacked her forehead as she walked away from the horrendous sight which now involved Tsuki attempting to pry her Sirius and Fish-chan away from each other.
"What?" Remus asked.
"Wait," Hermione said. "I think there's something wrong here. How did you all become teenagers?"
"Huh? Why?" Chels asked.
"Sirius is in Azkaban and James, Remus and Lily are at the Order of the Phoenix Headquarters."
Sirius stopped when he heard his name.
"What'd I do? Blow up a street of Muggles?"
"Well, get framed for it at least," Ron smirked.
"Oh, for heaven's sake, FISH!" Nehszriah yelled. She grabbed Fish-chan's wrist and pressed a button on her watch. The ten friends were suddenly standing in a still scene. Neither Ron, Harry nor Hermione moved.
"What'd you do?" Akina asked, poking Harry in the chest. He wobbled and fell over like a cardboard cutout. "Oops..."
"It's alright. We're going to another dimension," Nehszriah said coolly. She was standing there as if she was waiting for the Knight Bus to come.
"ANOTHER DIMENSION?????!!!!!" everyone seemed to say at once. The motionless backdrop then started to melt and drop from beneath them.
"Yes, obviously, the portkey in the airport was on the blitz again. It's really old, rarely used, unkempt, and best of all, illegal, and when that happens, it has the tendency to skip generations and dimensions. Gradually we will get back to the Maraurders' time, but might have to go through a few different time periods and alternate realities," Nehszriah said as she looked at Fish-chan's watch. "This watch also helps to regulate everything, but also has the tendency to malfunction itself."
Everyone stared.
"This is why she went and not any of us," Fuf grumbled.
"Yeah, this makes my head hurt," Tsuki moaned. She started spinning in place, considering she had no ground to twirl on, and threw up what was supposed to be a month's supply of pocky in the swirling, dizzy abyss of color.
Zan: -utterly disgusted- Why am I not there and do you have something for Draco?
Nez: One, his is too intense for participants such as yourself. –pummeled by Zan- -broad smile- Two, maybe, but all the evil Slytherin boys have something for Fish-chan!
Zan: -sighs- That's for sure. –beats Nez- STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG!!!!!!
Nez: -blares song from "Brigadoon"- -sings off key- COOOOOOOOME TO MEEEEEEE, BEEEEEND TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Zan: -covers ears- Lalalalalalalalalalalalala... NOT LISTENING! –mutters- Stupid Tsuki.
Nez: - Heh...
Review Reply!
Akina kumi-tami: Thank you for all those spiffy comments. They sort of scared me when I first saw them, but they are appreciated.
Aaaaaand to everyone else (who didn't review): Part Eleven only has a title, so I will take a while in writing it. To make matters worse, computer time has been slashed for me, so it shall be written in secret! Write to ya soon!
Zan: So you bought out J.K. Rowling?
Nez: No, baka, that Ron and Hermione won't be in this fic.
Zan: That's mean. You shouldn't lie you know.
Nez: Have I lied to you before this?
Zan: -skeptical look- What about that time when I was ten, you told me those squirrels in the backyard were just hugging?
Nez: -eyes shift- That was... umm... advanced hugging. Yeah... advanced.
Zan: And the Ranch Dressing/Taco Bell Mild Sauce Fairy from last year?
Nez: How else can we have such an overabundance of the stuff?
Zan: By going to the store and Taco Bell a lot. We do eat a lot of fast food.
Nez: -smacks forehead- Damn.
Part Ten: Meeting Shadows
Finally, the ten friends arrived at Hogwarts. They all landed in the Quidditch field, laughing at Fish-chan, who almost fell off Sirius's broomstick when they were landing. Six figures ran up to them from half-way across the field, wanting to see who in the heck they were.
"Bloody hell," James whispered as he went up to the one teen and poked him. "It's just like looking into an eye-changing mirror, except its real." The boy in front of James looked quite ruffled and shoved his arm way from him.
"Who are you?" said the tall red-headed boy next to the first. Behind him was a girl with bushy brown hair and behind them were three boys, the bigger two standing in front, looking as if they were protecting the smaller one.
"I'm James Potter. I really don't know who you blokes are, but I don't think you go to school here."
James's twin gasped.
"Dad?"
James jumped back.
"We're still in the stinking future, aren't we?" Sirius asked Fish-chan. She nodded her head in response.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?! YOU'RE FRIGGIN' NUTTERS!!!" James yelled. Lily put her hand on his shoulder, immediately calming him.
"Mum? That you?" the boy asked Lily. She and James looked at each other and each took a giant step away.
"What's your name?" Nehszriah asked. She wasn't afraid, on the outside at least.
"I'm Harry Potter. These are my friends Ron Weasely and Hermione Granger," the boy said happily. The small boy from behind pushed through and bowed deeply.
"My name is Draco Malfoy," he said with a wide devil's grin. Nehszriah was pleased with him and just happened to forget that Remus was right next to her. She blushed and held her hand out.
"My name's... HEY!" Draco went right past her as if she wasn't real and right towards Fish-chan. Nehszriah was furious at him and would have beaten him to a pulp if Tsuki, Fuf, Akina, Remus and Chels hadn't held her back.
"Hello, what's your name?" Draco smoothly asked the madly blushing Fish- chan. Sirius stepped between the two of them, furious at the little blonde punk for even looking at her.
"This is my girl, got it?" he growled in his scariest, toughest voice. Draco's eyes got wide and he ran off, Crabbe and Goyle following right behind him.
"Wow," Ron said. "That git's never taken off that fast before."
"Now, why are we your parents again?" Lily asked Harry.
"Because you just are, but older," Hermione replied. "See? Harry has your eyes, but James's... everything else."
"Indeed," Remus said, comparing his best friend and Harry. James and Harry looked at him like he was insane.
"Fish-chan," Nehszriah said. "What channel is your watch on?"
She didn't answer. She and Sirius were doing the unthinkable... KISSING!!!
"Umm... Fish-chan...?" Nehszriah said as she slowly went up and tapped her friend lightly on the shoulder. "I said, what channel is your watch on?" Fish-chan held up three fingers without even stopping. "Ah, crap." Nehszriah smacked her forehead as she walked away from the horrendous sight which now involved Tsuki attempting to pry her Sirius and Fish-chan away from each other.
"What?" Remus asked.
"Wait," Hermione said. "I think there's something wrong here. How did you all become teenagers?"
"Huh? Why?" Chels asked.
"Sirius is in Azkaban and James, Remus and Lily are at the Order of the Phoenix Headquarters."
Sirius stopped when he heard his name.
"What'd I do? Blow up a street of Muggles?"
"Well, get framed for it at least," Ron smirked.
"Oh, for heaven's sake, FISH!" Nehszriah yelled. She grabbed Fish-chan's wrist and pressed a button on her watch. The ten friends were suddenly standing in a still scene. Neither Ron, Harry nor Hermione moved.
"What'd you do?" Akina asked, poking Harry in the chest. He wobbled and fell over like a cardboard cutout. "Oops..."
"It's alright. We're going to another dimension," Nehszriah said coolly. She was standing there as if she was waiting for the Knight Bus to come.
"ANOTHER DIMENSION?????!!!!!" everyone seemed to say at once. The motionless backdrop then started to melt and drop from beneath them.
"Yes, obviously, the portkey in the airport was on the blitz again. It's really old, rarely used, unkempt, and best of all, illegal, and when that happens, it has the tendency to skip generations and dimensions. Gradually we will get back to the Maraurders' time, but might have to go through a few different time periods and alternate realities," Nehszriah said as she looked at Fish-chan's watch. "This watch also helps to regulate everything, but also has the tendency to malfunction itself."
Everyone stared.
"This is why she went and not any of us," Fuf grumbled.
"Yeah, this makes my head hurt," Tsuki moaned. She started spinning in place, considering she had no ground to twirl on, and threw up what was supposed to be a month's supply of pocky in the swirling, dizzy abyss of color.
Zan: -utterly disgusted- Why am I not there and do you have something for Draco?
Nez: One, his is too intense for participants such as yourself. –pummeled by Zan- -broad smile- Two, maybe, but all the evil Slytherin boys have something for Fish-chan!
Zan: -sighs- That's for sure. –beats Nez- STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG!!!!!!
Nez: -blares song from "Brigadoon"- -sings off key- COOOOOOOOME TO MEEEEEEE, BEEEEEND TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Zan: -covers ears- Lalalalalalalalalalalalala... NOT LISTENING! –mutters- Stupid Tsuki.
Nez: - Heh...
Review Reply!
Akina kumi-tami: Thank you for all those spiffy comments. They sort of scared me when I first saw them, but they are appreciated.
Aaaaaand to everyone else (who didn't review): Part Eleven only has a title, so I will take a while in writing it. To make matters worse, computer time has been slashed for me, so it shall be written in secret! Write to ya soon!
