Nez: -happy dance- .hack and Cyborg 009 is on Friday nights! –more dancing-

Zan: Yes, in a fluke accident, we taped all of .hack, but the tape ran out before Cyborg 009 came on.

Nez: ...and it's a new season too! –pouts-

Zan: Stop it. Type. –Indiana Jones whip appears out of nowhere- GO MY TYPING SLAVE! –fwich iii fwich iii-

Nez: -typing frenzy- Geez! All this because I can type and you can't?

Zan: ...and you are the main writer. I just like being an awful muse.

Nez: -growls- When it comes time for you to write a report for Marchel (hopefully, his next Language Arts teacher), you're on your own.

Zan: -smacks forehead- Crap. I hate you.

Part Eleven: Impossible, Yeah; Improbable, Not Entirely

As poor Tsuki kept on puking, the scenery got stiller and stiller, until they were back in the Quidditch field. There they saw Harry being severely annoyed by a third year girl who looked like Lily and a first year miniature of himself. He tried to escape on his broom, but the girl used a charm to keep him on the ground.

"Hide!" Chels said as she and the other Muffins crammed the Maraurders into hiding in the stands.

"Stay here," Akina whispered. She dragged Nehszriah and Tsuki along with her to go investigate this scene. She didn't know it, but Remus was coming right behind them. "Hello, Harry!"

"Get them AWAY FROM ME!!!!" he yelled.

"Harry!" his small double screeched. "Mom said you have to give us a turn on the broom!"

"Yeah!" the little Lily added. "Benji and I want a turn!"

"NO!!!" Harry disarmed the girl and took off in the sky, fuming.

"Who are you?" Remus asked, scaring the hell out of Akina.

"Benjamin Potter!" the boy piped up.

"Yeah, and I'm his sister Korianne. So, who are you?"

"I'm Tsuki and this is Remus, Akina and Nehszriah!" Tsuki said happily. She had a mysterious ring of brown around her mouth and a few Hershey's wrappers were on the ground behind her.

"Ah, crap," Fuf said from her hiding place.

"What is it?" Lily asked. Fuf was the only one looking at the confrontation and Lily didn't think everything was going as spiffily as hoped.

"Those two are not supposed to exist." Fuf ducked back down and Sirius took her place.

"Tsuki ate chocolate?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah, that's bad," Chels said. "She gets hyper way too quick. Fish-chan's naturally hyper, but when you get Tsuki on chocolate, you have Fish-chan times ten."

"Hey, someone else is coming!" Sirius whispered. Soon enough, the older Sirius walked up to the real and non-existent kids.

"What's going on here?" he asked everyone. He looked over at the Maraurders and Muffins before him and gave a weak laugh.

"Good potion Remus, almost fooled me," he laughed. "So who are your friends?" Everyone besides Remus and old Sirius, including the young one, was floored.

"Heh... It's a long story old pal..." he started. Nehszriah cut him off.

"Yes, very long. So long in fact, that we can't stay around and talk about it, so come on now Remus." She yanked the young werewolf back to the hiding place. Akina had to do the exact same for Tsuki, being this was the older version of her stalker obsession they were walking away from. All the Muffins and Maraurders watched as the three mysterious figures walked back towards the castle. Once they saw the all clear, they began to relax, only to have Harry pop up behind them.

"See you met my siblings and Professor Black," he grinned.

"I'm a professor?!" Sirius squealed. "What do I teach?!"

"You are not a professor. Professor Black teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts up at the castle. Where in the hell are you from anyways? You are clearly not from around here."

Nobody said anything. They were all too scared to talk, because they'd mess stories up. Finally Fuf started to mutter.

"Nehszriah has the answer to that, don't cha Nehszriah?" As she dragged her friend upwards, she whispered in her ear. "If you can take'em down in P.E., you can take'em down here." –push-

"We're Americans," Nehszriah said, fairly nervous. "We kind of got lost because we all are horrible at directions?" –sweatdrop-

"Then why did Professor Black call your friend there Remus? The only Remus I know of is an adult already." Harry looked carefully at Remus and cleared his throat. "But then again... they do look awfully similar..."

Nehszriah's eyes started to shift, first to her friends from America, then to her friends from the past, then thought of something.

"Immobilous!" she yelled. Harry stopped moving and Lily, thinking quickly, put a Memory Charm on the teen. Fish-chan pressed a button on her watch and they were all back into the swirling vortex. Tsuki closed her eyes, but couldn't help heaving what was left of her stomach contents.

Nez: -holds up shot glass like in Part 9- To the pathetic-ness of the chapter! –downs shot-

Zan: -bolts into basement- I thought I locked the Moon Mist up!

Nez: -Jack Sparrow moment- Can't hide anything from me, chum. You don't know how to secure your treasure properly.

Zan: Stop this NOW. People will think you're crazy if you keep this up.

Nez: Too late for that, you're just going to have to square with that fact some day. You have a crazy sister, and there's nothing you can do.

Zan: -sighs- For the love of ranch dressing... -walks away- -goes to Tiger/D- backs game-

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