Nez: I LOOOOOOOOOVE the flash to the future in the new Inu-Yasha!
Zan: -just as excited- YES!!! Me too! –fangirl squee-
Nez: -looks at brother with interest- Why'd you do that?
Zan: Do what? –eyes nervously shift-
Nez: You squeed. Guys don't squee. Fangirl squeeing is for fangirls.
Zan: -sniff- I didn't know...
Nez: Well, now you know. –types situation into opening skit-
Zan: NOOOOOO! –pummels Nez- STOP IT!!! DON'T TELL THEM!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!!!
Nez: Suuuuure it didn't... -broad smile- Oh... and this fic chapter has a wee spoiler from Book 5. I hope nobody really minds too much.
Zan: -laughs- You said "wee"! –falls over in giggles-
Nez: -sighs- Maturity of a third grader.
Zan: -still doubled over in laughter- That's me!
Part Twelve: Sad Dramatics
When the transfer to another dimension ended, nobody was around the Quidditch field. The Muffins and Maraurders had to walk all the way up to the castle before they found anyone, and that just so happened to be Professor Umbridge. (Remember book five? Yes, we are now in the real HP world!)
"What are you doing out of bounds Potter?!" she screeched at James.
"Who are you?"
"Don't play dumb with me! You think changing your eye color makes it difficult to recognize you, then you're WRONG!" She grabbed his forearm and started to drag him away. Sirius cut her off and decked her right in the cheekbone, shattering it.
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!" she yelled. "HOW DARE YOU HIT YOUR SCHOOL'S HIGH INQUISITOR? EXPULSION!!!!"
"What High Inquisitor? Where's Dumbledore?" Remus asked.
"Don't play daft boy. I control the school. Where have you been the past few months?"
Suddenly, someone from behind hexed Umbridge, distracting her long enough for the teens to escape. They ran down the hallway and into the Room of Necessity, where they literally rammed into Harry, Ginny, Ron and Luna.
"WHAAAA! Who are you people?!" Ginny squealed. She hid behind her brother, shaking.
"Umbridge is after us," Akina said, gasping for air.
"Yeah, that ruddy idiot thinks we go to school here," James said. He kept his head down so that nobody could see his face.
"Well I can tell why," Luna sang. He seemed happy and oblivious to the fact that the horrible witch was just outside the door, trying to find all of them. "Running around the school dressed like Hogwarts students, you put yourselves to it."
"Hello!" Tsuki said happily, having ate some more chocolate. She quickly introduced everyone, using only first names attempting not to arouse suspicion to the fact that the Maraurders were from the past, but it didn't work.
"Whoa, Sirius, Remus?" Harry said as he walked up to the Maraurders. "Are you both... real?"
"Uh, yeah, what'd you expect?" Fish-chan said. She put her arm around Sirius and Harry stared at them with confuzzlment. Hermione then came rushing in the room, exhausted from running.
"Harry, are you alright?" she said. "Good thing I went back to the dormitory for my books, or I wouldn't have been able to distract Umbridge."
"Huh?" I haven't left this room," he replied. "These kids came in only a few seconds ago." He went over towards James and grabbed him by the robe collar. "Who are you?!"
"J-J-James P-P-Potter."
Harry's eyes went wide as he let go of his young father's robe. "It can't be. You're not here, it's impossible."
"Why is it not possible for us to be here?" Lily asked. Harry, Ron and Hermione looked as if they were going to shit their pants in shock.
"You are both dead," Ron said. "You were killed fourteen years ago."
"Yeah, and Sirius is on the run from Azkaban!" Harry yelped.
"Where's that rat Peter?" Hermione growled. She started to look through the crowd of kids there.
"Why do you want to see that thing?" Chels asked.
"So I can kill him. That's why. The little rodent as good as killed James and Lily and if I'm not mistaken, you came from the past," Hermione answered. "Because you came from the past, I can kill Peter now, he won't be able to betray James and Lily, Harry will have parents and Voldemort will be captured and soulless."
"How'd you know the Maraurders are from the past?" Akina said.
"Simple, I just recently heard a rumor of an illegal portkey route that led to some location in America. I learned in Charms class the other day that portkeys that are not set up by the Ministry of Magic tend to switch dimensions and time periods. There are items that exist that can control such a phenomenon from happening, but they are quite rare."
Everyone just stared at Hermione, wondering how she knew that.
"So what you're saying is that portkey setup is common knowledge in this time period?" Remus asked.
"Well, yeah. How else could Nehszriah and I get to you guys if it wasn't?" Fish-chan hotly said.
"Maybe in America such spells are very common, but not in England," Hermione added. "Our Ministry is very secretive on such matters. They want to prevent as much illegal activity as possible. If you were found out, you'd have both countries on your tails."
"Figures," James muttered.
"No... not really," Tsuki started. Nehszriah finished her thoughts.
"What she means is, we are currently so illegal it isn't even funny. Azkaban could be the fate for the Maraurders, but Fish-chan, the Muffins and I would surely get life in Salem Fjord."
"Is that the American prison for wizards?" Luna asked, everyone else still dumbfounded with the fact that the girls call themselves "Muffins."
Suddenly, the door to the room started to pound uncontrollably. They all heard Umbridge outside the door, cawing like the demon she was.
"Gaaah! Quick! Do any of you have an item like the one I talked about earlier?!?!" Hermione screeched. Fish-chan ran over to her immediately, showing her the watch. Hermione grabbed her forearm, aimed carefully and yelled: "Quiestioum Hidten!"
In a blinding flash of light, all those who belonged in another time, place and world had left. Umbridge did not find the Room of Requirement until much later and the Maraurders and Muffins eventually landed in the Gryffindor common room during the correct time and dimension, thankful Hermione paid attention in class.
Nez: -staring into infinite bliss- ...
Zan: Sorry, her card bump was on Thursday's Adult Swim. She's been like this since she saw the recording. I think it's a bit too far.
Nez: ...
Zan: That was the first time she really tried too. Sis! Snap out of it! –claps hands-
Nez: -lands back on Earth- Huh? Oh, yeah. Sorry!
Zan: Couldn't come up with a better title than "Sad Dramatics"? It sucks big time.
Nez: It was typed at nearly four in the morning! How am I really supposed to focus on the bloody title at FOUR IN THE MORNING!?!?!?!
Zan: Jeez... calm down. Here's some pop... -produces 2-lieter of Faygo Moon Mist Blue from thin air-
Nez: Alright, you win, but first... here's the review replying!
Fishie- Your ideas intruige me and I wish to learn more.
Fufulupin- I just like the idea, I guess. I think it's all the chocolate in her system.
Zan: -just as excited- YES!!! Me too! –fangirl squee-
Nez: -looks at brother with interest- Why'd you do that?
Zan: Do what? –eyes nervously shift-
Nez: You squeed. Guys don't squee. Fangirl squeeing is for fangirls.
Zan: -sniff- I didn't know...
Nez: Well, now you know. –types situation into opening skit-
Zan: NOOOOOO! –pummels Nez- STOP IT!!! DON'T TELL THEM!!!! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!!!
Nez: Suuuuure it didn't... -broad smile- Oh... and this fic chapter has a wee spoiler from Book 5. I hope nobody really minds too much.
Zan: -laughs- You said "wee"! –falls over in giggles-
Nez: -sighs- Maturity of a third grader.
Zan: -still doubled over in laughter- That's me!
Part Twelve: Sad Dramatics
When the transfer to another dimension ended, nobody was around the Quidditch field. The Muffins and Maraurders had to walk all the way up to the castle before they found anyone, and that just so happened to be Professor Umbridge. (Remember book five? Yes, we are now in the real HP world!)
"What are you doing out of bounds Potter?!" she screeched at James.
"Who are you?"
"Don't play dumb with me! You think changing your eye color makes it difficult to recognize you, then you're WRONG!" She grabbed his forearm and started to drag him away. Sirius cut her off and decked her right in the cheekbone, shattering it.
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!" she yelled. "HOW DARE YOU HIT YOUR SCHOOL'S HIGH INQUISITOR? EXPULSION!!!!"
"What High Inquisitor? Where's Dumbledore?" Remus asked.
"Don't play daft boy. I control the school. Where have you been the past few months?"
Suddenly, someone from behind hexed Umbridge, distracting her long enough for the teens to escape. They ran down the hallway and into the Room of Necessity, where they literally rammed into Harry, Ginny, Ron and Luna.
"WHAAAA! Who are you people?!" Ginny squealed. She hid behind her brother, shaking.
"Umbridge is after us," Akina said, gasping for air.
"Yeah, that ruddy idiot thinks we go to school here," James said. He kept his head down so that nobody could see his face.
"Well I can tell why," Luna sang. He seemed happy and oblivious to the fact that the horrible witch was just outside the door, trying to find all of them. "Running around the school dressed like Hogwarts students, you put yourselves to it."
"Hello!" Tsuki said happily, having ate some more chocolate. She quickly introduced everyone, using only first names attempting not to arouse suspicion to the fact that the Maraurders were from the past, but it didn't work.
"Whoa, Sirius, Remus?" Harry said as he walked up to the Maraurders. "Are you both... real?"
"Uh, yeah, what'd you expect?" Fish-chan said. She put her arm around Sirius and Harry stared at them with confuzzlment. Hermione then came rushing in the room, exhausted from running.
"Harry, are you alright?" she said. "Good thing I went back to the dormitory for my books, or I wouldn't have been able to distract Umbridge."
"Huh?" I haven't left this room," he replied. "These kids came in only a few seconds ago." He went over towards James and grabbed him by the robe collar. "Who are you?!"
"J-J-James P-P-Potter."
Harry's eyes went wide as he let go of his young father's robe. "It can't be. You're not here, it's impossible."
"Why is it not possible for us to be here?" Lily asked. Harry, Ron and Hermione looked as if they were going to shit their pants in shock.
"You are both dead," Ron said. "You were killed fourteen years ago."
"Yeah, and Sirius is on the run from Azkaban!" Harry yelped.
"Where's that rat Peter?" Hermione growled. She started to look through the crowd of kids there.
"Why do you want to see that thing?" Chels asked.
"So I can kill him. That's why. The little rodent as good as killed James and Lily and if I'm not mistaken, you came from the past," Hermione answered. "Because you came from the past, I can kill Peter now, he won't be able to betray James and Lily, Harry will have parents and Voldemort will be captured and soulless."
"How'd you know the Maraurders are from the past?" Akina said.
"Simple, I just recently heard a rumor of an illegal portkey route that led to some location in America. I learned in Charms class the other day that portkeys that are not set up by the Ministry of Magic tend to switch dimensions and time periods. There are items that exist that can control such a phenomenon from happening, but they are quite rare."
Everyone just stared at Hermione, wondering how she knew that.
"So what you're saying is that portkey setup is common knowledge in this time period?" Remus asked.
"Well, yeah. How else could Nehszriah and I get to you guys if it wasn't?" Fish-chan hotly said.
"Maybe in America such spells are very common, but not in England," Hermione added. "Our Ministry is very secretive on such matters. They want to prevent as much illegal activity as possible. If you were found out, you'd have both countries on your tails."
"Figures," James muttered.
"No... not really," Tsuki started. Nehszriah finished her thoughts.
"What she means is, we are currently so illegal it isn't even funny. Azkaban could be the fate for the Maraurders, but Fish-chan, the Muffins and I would surely get life in Salem Fjord."
"Is that the American prison for wizards?" Luna asked, everyone else still dumbfounded with the fact that the girls call themselves "Muffins."
Suddenly, the door to the room started to pound uncontrollably. They all heard Umbridge outside the door, cawing like the demon she was.
"Gaaah! Quick! Do any of you have an item like the one I talked about earlier?!?!" Hermione screeched. Fish-chan ran over to her immediately, showing her the watch. Hermione grabbed her forearm, aimed carefully and yelled: "Quiestioum Hidten!"
In a blinding flash of light, all those who belonged in another time, place and world had left. Umbridge did not find the Room of Requirement until much later and the Maraurders and Muffins eventually landed in the Gryffindor common room during the correct time and dimension, thankful Hermione paid attention in class.
Nez: -staring into infinite bliss- ...
Zan: Sorry, her card bump was on Thursday's Adult Swim. She's been like this since she saw the recording. I think it's a bit too far.
Nez: ...
Zan: That was the first time she really tried too. Sis! Snap out of it! –claps hands-
Nez: -lands back on Earth- Huh? Oh, yeah. Sorry!
Zan: Couldn't come up with a better title than "Sad Dramatics"? It sucks big time.
Nez: It was typed at nearly four in the morning! How am I really supposed to focus on the bloody title at FOUR IN THE MORNING!?!?!?!
Zan: Jeez... calm down. Here's some pop... -produces 2-lieter of Faygo Moon Mist Blue from thin air-
Nez: Alright, you win, but first... here's the review replying!
Fishie- Your ideas intruige me and I wish to learn more.
Fufulupin- I just like the idea, I guess. I think it's all the chocolate in her system.
