Adam: How can you force yourselves to write this thing?

Nez: Easy, Zan just cracks the whip (figuratively) and I type.

Adam: But Zan isn't here.

Fish: I know, isn't it great?

Nez: A thousand pardons to Rose, Kif and most of all, Fish.

Fish: Why?

Nez: For messing up your family tree when it isn't in real life... and I turned Rose into a bit of a royal pain.

Fish: Oh... WHAT'D YOU DO TO MY FAMILY?!?!?!?!? –tries to beat answer from Nez-

Adam: -sits back and watches ordeal- Fun. -snaps fingers- -a mud puddle appears around Nez and Fish- That's more like it.

Nez: ADAM-SAMA!? WHAT'S WITH THE MUD!? –Adam snaps fingers and the girls appear in bikinis-

Fish: -snaps fingers and everything goes back to normal- You are so dead. –twitch-

Adam: Oops. –runs away-

Part Seventeen: Rosy Royalty

The happy Maraurders and Muffins enjoyed their week to themselves. Nobody bothered them and when it came time for classes to start and the Muffin didn't want to leave, only Old Man Torstein complained, being he didn't like the general chipperness of Tsuki, Akina, Fuf and Chels. Everything was going along splendid when Fish-chan and Nehszriah got a summons to Dumbledore's office.

"I wonder what it is," Nehszriah said as they walked down the halls together.

"I dunno," Fish said. "It's probably nothing, really. How much trouble could we get into?"

"Loads, trust me," Nehszriah answered. She had gotten into a bit of trouble before, for no apparent reason, so she knew how the "system" worked, so to speak.

"Fish-chan, Nehszriah," Dumbledore said as the teens walked into his office. "There is someone who is here to see you." He stepped aside to reveal a near-mirror image of Fish-chan, but with long, brown hair and a dress on.

"Gah! Rose?! How'd you find me?" Fish-chan yelped as she ducked behind Nehszriah, who was thoroughly confused.

"Mom told me where you ran off too, so I came looking."

Fish-chan growled at the strange girl called "Rose" and got her wand ready beneath her robes.

"Umm... who are you?" Nehszriah finally asked.

"Princess Rose of Herfamiffapolous," she answered curtly.

"Where's Kif? He's usually with you..." Fish-chan said.

"You never told me you were a princess!" Nehszriah yelled at her friend.

"Well, I'm not! She's my half-sister. I am, by no means, royalty. My mother just remarried after my father died when I was little... then THAT was born." She pointed towards her half-sister. "We also have a younger brother, Kif."

"Hmm... that explains a lot." She started to count on her fingers. "Why I can't come over to your place, why you don't let me see your family, why you don't..."

"Ahh!" Fish-chan said, covering Nehszriah's mouth. "Don't!"

"I think, that since it is the weekend, we can allow Rose to stay for a few days?" Dumbledore suggested. Fish-chan didn't like this, but accepted anyways. They led Rose through the hallways towards the common room entrance. One they were there, Fish-chan pulled Nehszriah aside for a second.

"Don't talk politics, culture, language or even simple social settings while she's here, got it?" Fish-chan hissed.

"Okay... what made you think I'd do that?"

"You talk politics with nearly everyone who has some opinion, that isn't good," Fish-chan said. "Umm... where's Rose?"

"I dunno. I thought you were watching her," Nehszriah said as she looked around.

"Well I'm not the girl's keeper, am I?" Fish-chan spat. They walked up to the Fat Lady's painting and she started to screech.

"I didn't know there were two of you?!?!" she wailed. "I thought I just let you in five minutes ago!"

The girls looked at each other and said together: "Rose!"

While this was all happening, Rose had entered the Gryffindor common room to find no one around. She looked and looked until Sirius came down the stairs and came up behind her.

"Hello there," he sexily whispered in her ear. He had no idea that she was Rose, he thought she was Fish-chan! He turned her around and kissed her!

"Who do you think you are?!?!" she yelled as she shoved him away.

"Fish-chan, it's me, Sirius, your boyfriend...?" he said nervously.

"I'm not Fish-chan, I'm Rose!" she yelled.

"Then where's Fish-chan?" the confuzzled Sirius asked.

"Right here, baka," Fish-chan said as she came up behind Sirius, scaring the crap out of him. "What were you doing kissing my sister?!"

"I-I-I didn't know it was her! I thought she was you! Honest!" Sirius pleaded. The commotion caused the other Maraurders to come down from the dormitory, while the Muffins and Peter were conveniently absent.

"Odd," Lily said, prodding Rose. Fish-chan was busy backing Sirius into a corner to notice her sister pummeling Lily.

"How dare you kiss my little sister thinking she is me? I ought to give you a piece of my mind. I mean, HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Fish-chan screeched, making poor Sirius cower in fear.

"Stop it!" Nehszriah yelled at her friend. She went over and tried to stop her advancement on Sirius, but couldn't hold her until Remus came over and grabbed her other arm and held her down. Sirius ducked behind James, who had just released Lily from Rose's death grip.

"Hey, stick up for yourself Padfoot," James squawked as he dodged Fish-chan and let her beat the crap out of Sirius.

"Wow," Rose said. "I didn't know you had a boyfriend."

"Well, I do," Fish growled, getting into her sister's face. "Now stay away from him, got it?"

"Sure, whatever."

So they introduced the royal pain to the Maraurders formally, then found the Muffin Mafia, introduced them and left Peter out, for it would just scare him that there were two Fish-chans, for one was bad enough. (See Part Four for reference)

Fish: -while beating Adam- DIE!!! DIE!!!

Nez: -snaps fingers- -prayer-bead necklace appears around Fish's neck- Sit girl.

Fish: -falls to floor headfirst- OW!!!

Adam: -tries to escape- Heh...

Nez: -snaps fingers and prayer-bead necklace appears at Adam's neck- Sitzen Junge.

Adam: -falls to floor headfirst- Damn German class.

Nez: -twitch-S itzen! SITZEN! SITZEN!... –continues to yell "sit" in German-

Fish: -watches Adam get pounded into ground- Whoa... -shudders-

Review Reply!

First off, it's probably the most often I've updated all summer, which is sad. I will probably blame Zan formally for that. He wasn't pushing me hard enough. Bad muse. –Zan's soul is crushed, over 250 miles away- Part sixteen though, he did write with me while on a road trip, a long time before even fourteen was created. To be honest, I doubt he knows of chapter fifteen, let alone, what's to come.

Fuf- Thanks for pitying me.

Fish- Punch your sis for me. I got it up. .