Nez: My apologies to the Muffin Mafia, for making them temporarily evil.
Adam: You mean they aren't already?
Nez: -twitch- Sitzen Junge. –Adam falls to floor-
Fish: They are all very nice in real life, so I'm told.
Nez: Yes, and it shames me to make them so evil, but I never expected I would have to do this.
Fish: Why?
Nez: Fuf wanted to see the Muffins in the fic more. I keep writing them out, which is very mean of me.
Adam: So is making them evil.
Nez: TEMPORARILY evil... in fact, not even that, it's more of an unintentional evil.
Adam: Oh. Well, they will think you're evil after all the chapters you put up while they are trapped in the woods with no internet.
Fish: Fuf is still around, right?
Fuf: -in her house, reading this- Oh, good Lord... -rubs temples-
Part Nineteen: Muffin Mafia Revolt
The Muffins had had enough. Happy and spiffy adventures were taking place without them and they didn't like it. They stayed up in the dorm all of one Saturday morning, plotting their revenge.
"We have to do something," Tsuki said. She was rummaging through her trunk, searching for random objects.
"Nehszriah and Fish-chan can't have all the fun!" Fuf added, staring at Nehszriah, still passed out on her bed from one of her late night runs. "The guys are our alter-egos after all."
"It's creepy though, the two of them with Sirius and Remus," Akina huffed. "I mean, only James and Lily are to have someone, and that's each other."
"But they are meant to be. Just put yourself in my spot," Fuf growled. "I mean, Nehszriah and my alter..."
"Stop your whining," Chels said, cutting off Fuf. "I've got the rat Peter, remember. Anyways... what are we going to do about this?"
"I have an idea," Tsuki giggled. She took the Muffin Laptop out of her trunk, brushed the Floo Powder from it and started it up. Her friends gathered around and they continued their plotting with glee.
- - -
"What are we doing out here?" Fish-chan said. She and the Maraurders were out in the Forbidden Forest, in the middle of the night, freezing their butts off.
"Because someone has our Nehszriah," Remus answered.
"You mean your girl, not ours," Peter squeaked. Remus pointed his wand at Wormtail and zapped him in the rear to shut him up. (Yes, my fellow Peter- haters, I put him back in the story. –hangs head in shame-)
"Still, we have to get her back," Sirius commented as he caught Fish-chan from falling flat on her face.
"But why aren't her creepy friends here?" Lily commented. "Those 'Muffin' girls have to help look too."
"I told you I tried looking, but they were nowhere to be found."
"James, that is no excuse. They have to help."
"Lily..."
"Shh! I think I hear something!" Remus whispered loudly. They came into a meadow clearing and heard cackling all around.
"Now it's our time to play!" Tsuki's voice rang out of the woods.
"Where are you?! Show yourselves!" Fish-chan yelled. She drew her wand and her eyes began to dart around.
"Snape?! What have you done?"
"We are not that slimeball Snivellus," Akina said. "We are much more advanced than him."
Remus fired his wand into one of the bushes, hitting someone behind it in the process.
"Owwww!" Fuf yelped. She tumbled out of the bush, along with a bound and unconscious Nehszriah, whom Remus immediately rescued.
"Not my idea, not my idea!" Fuf whimpered, attempting to tend to her injured leg. Remus fixed it in an instant, smiling at his female alter.
"Tsuki, Akina, Chels, where are you?!?!" he yelled into the sky. The three girls dropped down from the treetops and laughed menacingly.
"Our time for fun is now!" Chels cackled. He raised her wand and hit Peter square in the chest, sending him backwards into a tree, knocking him unconscious.
"What fun?" Sirius yelled. "Is this your sick idea of fun?!" He pointed to Nehszriah, who was being helped by Fuf and Fish-chan now, as well as Remus.
"No, but it just happened to work out that way," Tsuki interjected. She smiled broadly, showing her magically placed vampire fangs.
"I think they're all being controlled," Fuf said. "They never act like this, ever."
"I agree," Nehszriah growled, finally coming to. Remus looked at her funny, for she really did growl like a wolf or a dog. In fact, she seemed more animal now. There was a fiery glow in her eyes as she staggered to her feet and gained a fighting stance. "Vententiam!" she screamed. A blue light came from her wand tip, enveloping the three crazed Muffins. Ghostly figures surged from the girls' bodies.
"Whoa!" everyone seemed to say at once. The figures disappeared and the exorcised Muffins dropped to the ground.
"No!" Fuf yelled, rushing to her friends. Nehszriah collapsed into Remus's arms. It had taken a lot of energy to use the spell, so she fell asleep right then and there.
"Let's take them back, before anyone comes looking for us," James said, picking up Akina. Everyone carried, in one way or another, a person back to the castle.
Halfway there, Remus nudged Sirius and started to whisper.
"Do you notice anything different about Nehszriah?" he asked softly.
"No, don't think so."
"I could have sworn she looked different, at least back there in the glen."
"Well," Sirius said, adjusting Tsuki in his arms. "She did have sort of a demonic look to her back there. It's gone now, 'course."
"Right," Remus whispered to himself, looking at Nehszriah. They all got back to the dorms in one piece and went to sleep, thinking of what they would tell those that were currently unconscious in the morning.
Nez: Yes, many apologies.
Adam: Yeah, right. You just wanted to practice your drama skills.
Fish: Sitzen Junge. -nothing happens- Nez?
Nez: Sitzen Junge. –Adam falls to floor, cursing- See? Only I can do it.
Adam: Zan, where are you?
Review Reply!
Fuf- Yay! You can legally go in a straight line! –huggles Fuf-
Rose and Fish- I can't find that review you said you'd post, but it's okay!
Now, yes, they really weren't evil... but it was close. Tsuki got to be held by her Sirius and Fuf got to be sane. I am currently in the process of writing chapter twenty and because today is Saturday (evening (more like 10:45 is when I typed it)) I need to get all I can typed and up before Tuesday, for that is the day Zan returns. We had some laughs and well... what do I call that...? Umm... interesting moments...? Well, all I know is we had a lot of them and Zan might take them away. –Zan is further crushed and doesn't know why- Can everyone please tell me their favorite moments in the fic? This vital information shall be used to better the fic's spiffy and unwritten future chapters, for I will know what to write more of. –spaces out- Oh! I just saw King Arthur in theatres and I want you all to go see it if you haven't. There is one Arthur/Gwen scene that all you shy peoples might not like, but other than that... wh00t! Lancelot... -goes to happy place- . SQUEEE! –returns- Yes, the critic from the Associated Press is wrong that it is boring. She clearly didn't see those fight scenes... or Lancelot! Okay... bye! –runs away, with Adam and Fish in hot pursuit-
Adam: You mean they aren't already?
Nez: -twitch- Sitzen Junge. –Adam falls to floor-
Fish: They are all very nice in real life, so I'm told.
Nez: Yes, and it shames me to make them so evil, but I never expected I would have to do this.
Fish: Why?
Nez: Fuf wanted to see the Muffins in the fic more. I keep writing them out, which is very mean of me.
Adam: So is making them evil.
Nez: TEMPORARILY evil... in fact, not even that, it's more of an unintentional evil.
Adam: Oh. Well, they will think you're evil after all the chapters you put up while they are trapped in the woods with no internet.
Fish: Fuf is still around, right?
Fuf: -in her house, reading this- Oh, good Lord... -rubs temples-
Part Nineteen: Muffin Mafia Revolt
The Muffins had had enough. Happy and spiffy adventures were taking place without them and they didn't like it. They stayed up in the dorm all of one Saturday morning, plotting their revenge.
"We have to do something," Tsuki said. She was rummaging through her trunk, searching for random objects.
"Nehszriah and Fish-chan can't have all the fun!" Fuf added, staring at Nehszriah, still passed out on her bed from one of her late night runs. "The guys are our alter-egos after all."
"It's creepy though, the two of them with Sirius and Remus," Akina huffed. "I mean, only James and Lily are to have someone, and that's each other."
"But they are meant to be. Just put yourself in my spot," Fuf growled. "I mean, Nehszriah and my alter..."
"Stop your whining," Chels said, cutting off Fuf. "I've got the rat Peter, remember. Anyways... what are we going to do about this?"
"I have an idea," Tsuki giggled. She took the Muffin Laptop out of her trunk, brushed the Floo Powder from it and started it up. Her friends gathered around and they continued their plotting with glee.
- - -
"What are we doing out here?" Fish-chan said. She and the Maraurders were out in the Forbidden Forest, in the middle of the night, freezing their butts off.
"Because someone has our Nehszriah," Remus answered.
"You mean your girl, not ours," Peter squeaked. Remus pointed his wand at Wormtail and zapped him in the rear to shut him up. (Yes, my fellow Peter- haters, I put him back in the story. –hangs head in shame-)
"Still, we have to get her back," Sirius commented as he caught Fish-chan from falling flat on her face.
"But why aren't her creepy friends here?" Lily commented. "Those 'Muffin' girls have to help look too."
"I told you I tried looking, but they were nowhere to be found."
"James, that is no excuse. They have to help."
"Lily..."
"Shh! I think I hear something!" Remus whispered loudly. They came into a meadow clearing and heard cackling all around.
"Now it's our time to play!" Tsuki's voice rang out of the woods.
"Where are you?! Show yourselves!" Fish-chan yelled. She drew her wand and her eyes began to dart around.
"Snape?! What have you done?"
"We are not that slimeball Snivellus," Akina said. "We are much more advanced than him."
Remus fired his wand into one of the bushes, hitting someone behind it in the process.
"Owwww!" Fuf yelped. She tumbled out of the bush, along with a bound and unconscious Nehszriah, whom Remus immediately rescued.
"Not my idea, not my idea!" Fuf whimpered, attempting to tend to her injured leg. Remus fixed it in an instant, smiling at his female alter.
"Tsuki, Akina, Chels, where are you?!?!" he yelled into the sky. The three girls dropped down from the treetops and laughed menacingly.
"Our time for fun is now!" Chels cackled. He raised her wand and hit Peter square in the chest, sending him backwards into a tree, knocking him unconscious.
"What fun?" Sirius yelled. "Is this your sick idea of fun?!" He pointed to Nehszriah, who was being helped by Fuf and Fish-chan now, as well as Remus.
"No, but it just happened to work out that way," Tsuki interjected. She smiled broadly, showing her magically placed vampire fangs.
"I think they're all being controlled," Fuf said. "They never act like this, ever."
"I agree," Nehszriah growled, finally coming to. Remus looked at her funny, for she really did growl like a wolf or a dog. In fact, she seemed more animal now. There was a fiery glow in her eyes as she staggered to her feet and gained a fighting stance. "Vententiam!" she screamed. A blue light came from her wand tip, enveloping the three crazed Muffins. Ghostly figures surged from the girls' bodies.
"Whoa!" everyone seemed to say at once. The figures disappeared and the exorcised Muffins dropped to the ground.
"No!" Fuf yelled, rushing to her friends. Nehszriah collapsed into Remus's arms. It had taken a lot of energy to use the spell, so she fell asleep right then and there.
"Let's take them back, before anyone comes looking for us," James said, picking up Akina. Everyone carried, in one way or another, a person back to the castle.
Halfway there, Remus nudged Sirius and started to whisper.
"Do you notice anything different about Nehszriah?" he asked softly.
"No, don't think so."
"I could have sworn she looked different, at least back there in the glen."
"Well," Sirius said, adjusting Tsuki in his arms. "She did have sort of a demonic look to her back there. It's gone now, 'course."
"Right," Remus whispered to himself, looking at Nehszriah. They all got back to the dorms in one piece and went to sleep, thinking of what they would tell those that were currently unconscious in the morning.
Nez: Yes, many apologies.
Adam: Yeah, right. You just wanted to practice your drama skills.
Fish: Sitzen Junge. -nothing happens- Nez?
Nez: Sitzen Junge. –Adam falls to floor, cursing- See? Only I can do it.
Adam: Zan, where are you?
Review Reply!
Fuf- Yay! You can legally go in a straight line! –huggles Fuf-
Rose and Fish- I can't find that review you said you'd post, but it's okay!
Now, yes, they really weren't evil... but it was close. Tsuki got to be held by her Sirius and Fuf got to be sane. I am currently in the process of writing chapter twenty and because today is Saturday (evening (more like 10:45 is when I typed it)) I need to get all I can typed and up before Tuesday, for that is the day Zan returns. We had some laughs and well... what do I call that...? Umm... interesting moments...? Well, all I know is we had a lot of them and Zan might take them away. –Zan is further crushed and doesn't know why- Can everyone please tell me their favorite moments in the fic? This vital information shall be used to better the fic's spiffy and unwritten future chapters, for I will know what to write more of. –spaces out- Oh! I just saw King Arthur in theatres and I want you all to go see it if you haven't. There is one Arthur/Gwen scene that all you shy peoples might not like, but other than that... wh00t! Lancelot... -goes to happy place- . SQUEEE! –returns- Yes, the critic from the Associated Press is wrong that it is boring. She clearly didn't see those fight scenes... or Lancelot! Okay... bye! –runs away, with Adam and Fish in hot pursuit-
