Nez: I have answered the request of what would probably be many!

Adam: No you haven't. You've been typing since the damn AOL corrupted and it's still Sunday.

Nez: Too bad. I need to type out as much as I can.

Fish: Our Nez does not own Fabio.

Nez: Sit girl. –Fish falls to floor- Like I'd want to anyways.

Adam: Yeah, you'd prefer scrawny girlie boys over the strong ones any day.

Fish: -struggling to get up- That's so they're never stronger than her physically.

Nez: Ohh... you two are so dead. Liars... –yells the commands repeatedly-

Remus: -from in the story- I'm not girlie... -sad face-

Part Twenty-One: Snivellus No More

Another Potions class was in session and things weren't going spiffily for the Maraurders and company. The Muffin Mafia had to be separated from the group when they blew up three cauldrons in succession and Fish-chan and Nehszriah had the exact same partners as before. Severus's eyes stayed locked onto Fish-chan the whole time, never straying. Sirius came over though, while Torstein was distracted.

"Stay away from my Fish-chan, got it?" he growled, towering over Severus. He promised not to lay a finger on Fish-chan and Sirius went back to his place.

Severus did, however, stare at Fish-chan with more lust in his eyes than ever before.

"Back off," Nehszriah said, also stepping between them once she saw Fish- chan in creep-out mode.

"Nehszriah! Back to your bloody place and finish your Boil Buster!" Torstein screeched.

"I'm done!" Nehszriah hollered back. Torstein hobbled over towards her cauldron and tested the potion.

"Done. Fjord, did she do this by the book, or by someone else?" Torstein snapped at the meek Slytherin girl that was next to Nehszriah's empty chair. "Well? Answer me!"

"By herself," the girl said softly. Torstein, enraged, came over to Fish- chan and Severus's cauldron and spilled the contents all over the floor, ruining all their hard work.

"Snape, Steggel, stay after and finish this. Nehszriah, Mr. Black, don't either of you dare stay behind, or fifty points each from Gryffindor!" the fossil yelled as the bell rang. Fish-chan grumbled as she picked up her cauldron and righted it on the table. Torstein shuffled everyone out and locked the door. Fish-chan looked at Severus and sneered, knowing this was going to be a long adventure of an unwanted sort.

-two hours later-

"This isn't right..." Akina said at lunch. Everyone except the Muffins were calmly eating their food.

"Yeah, what could that pervert be doing in there?" Chels asked.

"Fish-chan is not a pervert, Severus is," James replied.

"Yeah, besides, this happened before and it turned out fine," Nehszriah muttered through her lunch, which was this time, a ham-cheese-and-curry- sauce sandwich.

"Still, I dunno..." Tsuki said. Then, with his perfect timing, Torstein came running out of the dungeon corridor, screaming at the top of his old man lungs.

"SOMEONE'S LOCKED THE POTIONS DUNGEON!!!!! I CAN'T GET IN!!!!!"

"Not again Hedrick!" Flitwick whined. "Come on, let's get some food into you, then we will go investigate this."

"Not before we do," Sirius snickered. They all went towards the dungeon's door and broke it down like before, only to find Fish-chan finishing up her potion and Severus over by Torstein's Wall-O'-Potions, mixing and measuring away.

"Okay, I'm done. Let's go get something to eat," Fish-chan said as she walked away from her desk.

"Huh? You mean, you're alright?" Lily said.

"Yep, I stayed away from him and he stayed away from me. Now let's go." Everyone followed, stunned. They left Severus in his happy little world and headed towards Care of Magical Creatures.

"Finally!" Severus exclaimed, holding up a beaker of clear fluid. "I have found the secret at last!" He downed the liquid in one gulp and as it rolled down his throat, it burned like hell. He dropped the glass, shattering it on the hard stone floor.

And then... he laughed.

-Care of Magical Creatures Paddock-

"Does anyone know where Severus is today?" the teacher, Professor Kettleburn asked. He was tall and grubby, with his right hand mangled and a fresh gash across his slightly pockmarked face.

"Umm... I last saw him in the Potions dungeon," a random Slytherin boy said. Just then Severus walked up to the class, announcing that he was there.

"Sorry I'm late," he said. Everyone gawked. The Severus they knew looked nothing like what just came to class, which was the dark-haired Fabio in Hogwarts robes that had been originally been created in Chapter Seven. Regina and Michaela (those other Gryffindor fifth-years that I never talk about, yeah, them) just started to melt as Severus took his place between them.

"What happened to you?" Kettleburn asked, very curious to this sudden transformation.

"Umm... puberty...?"

"Close enough for me. Alright! Let's get to learning!" Kettleburn said happily. He went on for an hour about Norwegian Ridgeback Dragons and showed the special specimen he got on loan, with the Ministry's permission of course. He had to eventually call over the younger Hagrid to calm the beast down, which he happily did.

Nez: -finishes commands, which left her muses deep underground- I had a lot of requests even before the request for requests to put Snape back into hottie form.

Fish: -crawls out of hole- Sorry...

Nez: Sit. –Fish falls to bottom of hole again- I will go on typing until I am told to get off the computer.

Adam: Okay... just don't put me down there again.

Nez: Sitzen. –Adam falls to bottom of Fish's hole, the two of them mangling at the bottom- Heh... -evil grin-

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Monday. I hate Monday. Four-year-old brother is watching Rocket Power on the television and I am wondering why I'm putting up two chapters today. Well, you read 'em, so... umm... konnichi-wa? –jams to "Bohemian Rhapsody"- Yeah... umm... I got Newtype magazine last night! For all who don't know, it's a manga/anime magazine. It came with a DVD with an episode of Gravitiation and something else that is escaping my mind at the current moment. And trailers. Tons of trailers. –"Every Heart" midi comes on- Yup! –bobs head- We had "family time" yesterday, which ment we had to go up to the crappy beach and I had to chase the little one around. I hate the beach. Loud kids and even louder teenagers. –rubs temples- -growls- Umm... review... please? Bye.