(Typed on Tuesday, remember that!)
Nez: I do not own Star Wars, Lucifer, gay guys, Linkin Park and it's TUESDAY!
Adam: Point?
Fish: -carrying a big box- Today, Zan comes home, so we are going to have a party!
Adam: I thought you two didn't want to have him back.
Fish and Nez: DUH!!!
Adam: I don't get you guys.
Fish: -puts party hat on Adam's head, sticks a party horn in his mouth and hands out Moon Mist bottles- Have fun!
Adam: Sure. –dully blows horn- -shudders- People. –goes away-
Part Twenty-Two: Pretty-Boy Snape
Severus did his best not to hide his new form. Near instantly he became the school heartthrob and it was just enough to make a few people, like our heroes, sick to their stomachs.
"This has to stop," James muttered at dinner a week after Severus changed.
"Yeah, he's really creepy this way," Tsuki moaned. "I mean, he was creepy before, but this is celebrity creepy."
"Yech, and all the girls in his fan club hate me to no end," Fish-chan added. "I hate fangirls."
"His fangirls at least," Sirius put in. "How can someone like that git go from zero to everything that matters with just a small potion?"
"Because, we judge people," Fuf said quietly between bites of her chicken.
"She's right. Society today puts forth the idea that you have to be attractive to matter. In Muggle and the wizarding world, people are based on their appearances first, then their personalities if they're lucky," Nehszriah said. "We are all guilty of it in one way, shape or form, so just admit it."
"Sure, but what are we going to do to spare all the super-shallow ones?" Chels asked.
"I say we let them be shallow and make sure that they don't bring us over to the Dark Side," Nehszriah said curtly.
"Like the Dark Side of the Force?" Remus asked. Nehszriah and Tsuki just shot him death-glares and he shrunk down, embarrassed.
"Hello there," Severus said smoothly as he walked up to Fish-chan. "How's about you and me go out on the next Hogsmeade trip?"
"I don't know how many times I have to tell you this to get it through that thick skull of yours, but Fish-chan's MY girl, alright?" Sirius growled, pushing Severus away. Severus just sneered and walked away, followed by a good portion of the school's girls.
"We have to stop him," Fish-chan muttered.
"But what are we going to do to stop him?" Akina asked.
"Use our futuristic technology to drive him bananas!" Tsuki squealed. She took out her laptop and started typing.
"Ah, no," Fuf said, closing the laptop on the Muffin's fingers. "We still have to check that thing out for more evil spirits and curses, remember?"
"Oh," Tsuki whined, sucking on her sore fingers.
"Wait, she just might have something there," Lily said, shocking everyone, for she and Tsuki didn't really get along.
"What do you mean?" James asked.
Lily beckoned everyone inwards for secrecy and then the plotting began...
- - -
Severus was walking down the hallway alone, which was unusual for the budding starlet. He was just starting to wonder where everyone was, when he tripped over the Muffin Laptop in the middle of the hallway.
"What the hell?" He yelled, kicking the device across the hallway. It jerked on and loudly blared one of Nehszriah Linkin Park CDs, a particularly angry song at that. He approached the Muffin Laptop cautiously, as to not set off anything. He picked it up and the music turned off abruptly. A message started to scroll across the flickering screen.
"Change back," Severus read. He scoffed, dropped the laptop and started to walk away.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING SEVERUS SNAPE?" a voice boomed from the laptop. Severus jumped, nearly peeing his pants. Nehszriah, Fish-chan, the Muffins and Maraurders had to control their laughter, for they surrounded Severus and the laptop, concealed by Invisibility Cloaks and spells. Nehszriah picked up the laptop, creating the illusion of the laptop floating.
"What the...?!?!"
"Severus Snape," Tsuki boomed into the speaker, careful to disguise her voice and not giggle. "Why did you drink that potion?"
"Why else? My appearance changed! Isn't that enough incentive?"
"But why did you?"
"That is none of your concern." "For a girl, obviously."
"WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!"
"My owner is good friends with the girl, duh," Tsuki said into the speaker. Nehszriah elbowed her in the side, forcing her to yelp in pain while the speaker was still on.
"Who are you?" Severus asked, now skeptical to this mysterious being.
"Umm... Lucy...?" Tsuki started.
"..fer. I am Lucifer, Overlord of Hell," Nehszriah ended, lowering her voice to a deep growl. She smacked Tsuki on the back of her head, covered the microphone and whispered. "Lucy!?"
Tsuki could only squeak.
"Lord Lucifer, what is it that you command?" Severus asked, bowing deeply. Everyone was a bit confused, but Nehszriah hit the cue perfectly.
"Reverse the potion. Reverse it in front of the many fangirls that you posess," she commanded.
"But how would that help Voldmort and the Pureblood Movement? Wouldn't we need the strong support of many, which is the power I have over these girls... and the one Hufflepuff boy?" –shudders-
"YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION ME!!" Nehszriah yelled. She didn't even sound like Nehszriah, which scared her friends. "The reasons behind this order are going to be revealed in the years to come. It may confuse you further if I told you why."
"As you command, my Lord," Severus bowed again and headed straight towards the Slytherin dorms.
"And now, we wait," Lily said, coming out from underneath James's Invisibility Cloak.
- - -
"Thank you all, for this great week," Severus went on the next day before breakfast. The teachers had not arrived yet, while the Muffins, Maraurders and every member of Snape's fanclub, down to that Hufflepuff boy, showed up for the speech.
"Wow, so dramatic," Sirius joked. He and the others were on the other side of the room, out of sight.
There was a chorus of squeals from the crowd's occupants when Severus pulled a small flask from his pocket and uncorked it. Then, much to his fans' disapproval, he drank the flask contents. He turned around and when he faced the crowd again, he was the original hook-nosed, greasy-haired weirdo.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" his fanclub screamed. They turned on their heels and ran away towards their respective dorms. The Maraurders and Muffins couldn't stop laughing and only stopped when breakfast was served so they wouldn't choke. They eventually had to lie to Professor McGonagall that they had no clue to why the Muffins, Nehszriah, Fish-chan and Lily were the only female students to attend any classes all day, but she felt that she knew better.
Zan: I'm back!
-Nez and Fish are passed out on the floor-
Zan: I leave for ten days and all you two do is lay around like slugs?
Fish: ...and put up eight chapters!
Nez: -Jack Sparrow moment- Savvy?
Zan: -sighs- I wish I could have stayed longer.
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Fuf- I'm so happy that I make you proud!
Nez: I do not own Star Wars, Lucifer, gay guys, Linkin Park and it's TUESDAY!
Adam: Point?
Fish: -carrying a big box- Today, Zan comes home, so we are going to have a party!
Adam: I thought you two didn't want to have him back.
Fish and Nez: DUH!!!
Adam: I don't get you guys.
Fish: -puts party hat on Adam's head, sticks a party horn in his mouth and hands out Moon Mist bottles- Have fun!
Adam: Sure. –dully blows horn- -shudders- People. –goes away-
Part Twenty-Two: Pretty-Boy Snape
Severus did his best not to hide his new form. Near instantly he became the school heartthrob and it was just enough to make a few people, like our heroes, sick to their stomachs.
"This has to stop," James muttered at dinner a week after Severus changed.
"Yeah, he's really creepy this way," Tsuki moaned. "I mean, he was creepy before, but this is celebrity creepy."
"Yech, and all the girls in his fan club hate me to no end," Fish-chan added. "I hate fangirls."
"His fangirls at least," Sirius put in. "How can someone like that git go from zero to everything that matters with just a small potion?"
"Because, we judge people," Fuf said quietly between bites of her chicken.
"She's right. Society today puts forth the idea that you have to be attractive to matter. In Muggle and the wizarding world, people are based on their appearances first, then their personalities if they're lucky," Nehszriah said. "We are all guilty of it in one way, shape or form, so just admit it."
"Sure, but what are we going to do to spare all the super-shallow ones?" Chels asked.
"I say we let them be shallow and make sure that they don't bring us over to the Dark Side," Nehszriah said curtly.
"Like the Dark Side of the Force?" Remus asked. Nehszriah and Tsuki just shot him death-glares and he shrunk down, embarrassed.
"Hello there," Severus said smoothly as he walked up to Fish-chan. "How's about you and me go out on the next Hogsmeade trip?"
"I don't know how many times I have to tell you this to get it through that thick skull of yours, but Fish-chan's MY girl, alright?" Sirius growled, pushing Severus away. Severus just sneered and walked away, followed by a good portion of the school's girls.
"We have to stop him," Fish-chan muttered.
"But what are we going to do to stop him?" Akina asked.
"Use our futuristic technology to drive him bananas!" Tsuki squealed. She took out her laptop and started typing.
"Ah, no," Fuf said, closing the laptop on the Muffin's fingers. "We still have to check that thing out for more evil spirits and curses, remember?"
"Oh," Tsuki whined, sucking on her sore fingers.
"Wait, she just might have something there," Lily said, shocking everyone, for she and Tsuki didn't really get along.
"What do you mean?" James asked.
Lily beckoned everyone inwards for secrecy and then the plotting began...
- - -
Severus was walking down the hallway alone, which was unusual for the budding starlet. He was just starting to wonder where everyone was, when he tripped over the Muffin Laptop in the middle of the hallway.
"What the hell?" He yelled, kicking the device across the hallway. It jerked on and loudly blared one of Nehszriah Linkin Park CDs, a particularly angry song at that. He approached the Muffin Laptop cautiously, as to not set off anything. He picked it up and the music turned off abruptly. A message started to scroll across the flickering screen.
"Change back," Severus read. He scoffed, dropped the laptop and started to walk away.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING SEVERUS SNAPE?" a voice boomed from the laptop. Severus jumped, nearly peeing his pants. Nehszriah, Fish-chan, the Muffins and Maraurders had to control their laughter, for they surrounded Severus and the laptop, concealed by Invisibility Cloaks and spells. Nehszriah picked up the laptop, creating the illusion of the laptop floating.
"What the...?!?!"
"Severus Snape," Tsuki boomed into the speaker, careful to disguise her voice and not giggle. "Why did you drink that potion?"
"Why else? My appearance changed! Isn't that enough incentive?"
"But why did you?"
"That is none of your concern." "For a girl, obviously."
"WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!"
"My owner is good friends with the girl, duh," Tsuki said into the speaker. Nehszriah elbowed her in the side, forcing her to yelp in pain while the speaker was still on.
"Who are you?" Severus asked, now skeptical to this mysterious being.
"Umm... Lucy...?" Tsuki started.
"..fer. I am Lucifer, Overlord of Hell," Nehszriah ended, lowering her voice to a deep growl. She smacked Tsuki on the back of her head, covered the microphone and whispered. "Lucy!?"
Tsuki could only squeak.
"Lord Lucifer, what is it that you command?" Severus asked, bowing deeply. Everyone was a bit confused, but Nehszriah hit the cue perfectly.
"Reverse the potion. Reverse it in front of the many fangirls that you posess," she commanded.
"But how would that help Voldmort and the Pureblood Movement? Wouldn't we need the strong support of many, which is the power I have over these girls... and the one Hufflepuff boy?" –shudders-
"YOU ARE NOT TO QUESTION ME!!" Nehszriah yelled. She didn't even sound like Nehszriah, which scared her friends. "The reasons behind this order are going to be revealed in the years to come. It may confuse you further if I told you why."
"As you command, my Lord," Severus bowed again and headed straight towards the Slytherin dorms.
"And now, we wait," Lily said, coming out from underneath James's Invisibility Cloak.
- - -
"Thank you all, for this great week," Severus went on the next day before breakfast. The teachers had not arrived yet, while the Muffins, Maraurders and every member of Snape's fanclub, down to that Hufflepuff boy, showed up for the speech.
"Wow, so dramatic," Sirius joked. He and the others were on the other side of the room, out of sight.
There was a chorus of squeals from the crowd's occupants when Severus pulled a small flask from his pocket and uncorked it. Then, much to his fans' disapproval, he drank the flask contents. He turned around and when he faced the crowd again, he was the original hook-nosed, greasy-haired weirdo.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" his fanclub screamed. They turned on their heels and ran away towards their respective dorms. The Maraurders and Muffins couldn't stop laughing and only stopped when breakfast was served so they wouldn't choke. They eventually had to lie to Professor McGonagall that they had no clue to why the Muffins, Nehszriah, Fish-chan and Lily were the only female students to attend any classes all day, but she felt that she knew better.
Zan: I'm back!
-Nez and Fish are passed out on the floor-
Zan: I leave for ten days and all you two do is lay around like slugs?
Fish: ...and put up eight chapters!
Nez: -Jack Sparrow moment- Savvy?
Zan: -sighs- I wish I could have stayed longer.
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