Nez: I do not own Hostess, Faygo and I would like to thank my mom for
getting me all five of the Harry Potter books, for I really needed the
fifth for this chapter in particular.
Zan: It isn't totally accurate though.
Nez: Alright... Lily and James weren't really together in fifth year, but they all know that.
Zan: Are you sure? –stares into computer screen and taps the glass-
Nez: Onswari. -Zan falls to floor- Do not touch the glass.
Zan: This isn't a zoo or aquarium.
Nez: -eyes shift- It isn't?
Part Twenty-Four: O.W.L.s Time
".. and I, as well as all the other teachers, want you to get a good night's rest and study, for in three days, your Ordinary Wizarding Levels are going to start!" McGonagall said. She had been going on all class period about the O.W.L.s and everyone was bored to death.
"I'm dead," Nehszriah chuckled as class was dismissed. "I have never studied for a test my whole life."
"Then why don't you start now?" Remus said, shoving a Potions textbook at her. "Come on, this will be fun! You and me, studying the night away, it will be perfect."
The reaction of the Muffins and Maraurders could be summed up in two solemn words: crickets chirping.
"What?"
"Remus, my friend, you are the most bookish teen to ever roam these halls," James said, putting his arm around Remus's shoulder, in a brotherly way, of course. "We are not."
"Well, we study," Akina scoffed. "The rest of the Muffins and I, along with Lily and Fish-chan, study for every test, no matter what."
"Sucks to be you then," Nehszriah laughed. The rest of the girls just walked off towards the Gryffindor common room, to study of course, all highly annoyed.
"Never studied?" Remus whimpered.
"Not for as long as I can remember. Maybe in like, the first four or five years of Muggle school, but not for anything magical for sure."
"Looks like Moony's dream girl isn't so perfect for him after all," James snickered.
"Wait, where's Peter? I could have sworn I saw him in class," Sirius said, looking around.
"Don't know and don't care. Now I'm off to get some lunch," Nehszriah said, walking off towards the Great Hall.
"No study?" Remus whimpered. He looked as if he were going to have a breakdown, right in the middle of the hallway.
"Oh, come on!" James whined. He and Sirius had to coax him along to lunch and back to the dorm, where they were reluctantly sucked into the study group.
- - -
Very early the next morning, Fish-chan awoke in the dormitory to a small beeping sound. She looked at her watch, which read 3 A.M. She shuffled over to Nehszriah's four-poster bed, where the curtains were drawn and a soft light, along with the beeping, was coming from inside.
"What are you doing?" she scolded. Nehszriah turned around, eyes bloodshot with a Hostess Ho-Ho her mouth. She had clearly been up all night playing video games and surfing the internet.
"What?" Nehszriah said. The snack cake fell from her mouth, which she caught with shaky reflexes.
"Our O.W.L.s start on Monday. It is Saturday morning. When are you going to study and sleep?"
"Never study and during the O.W.L.s...?" Nehszriah answered with a quiver to her voice. She started to shake and grabbed a bottle of Moon Mist and started to chug it.
"Yuck! You are disgusting!" Fish-chan sneered. She closed the curtains and went back to sleep. She knew that this weekend would be a long one.
-late Monday morning, Great Hall-
"Is it still alive?" Sirius asked, poking Nehszriah in the shoulder. Their first O.W.L. test was over and they had the rest of the day off, but the second time was called, Nehszriah collapsed on the desk in front of her.
"NEZ-CHAN!?!?!?!?!?" Tsuki screamed in her ear. Nehszriah just kept on sleeping. "GET UP!!!!!!!!"
"It's no use," Fuf said. "She's out."
"Well, we aren't going to leave her here, are we?" Remus asked. He was feeling a bit better since Friday's episode and in return, a little more sympathetic.
"If we do, Peeves or a teacher will get her. If we take her with us, she will just be a big, scary-looking burden," James laughed. It was true. Nehszriah looked as if she stayed up for the whole weekend, looming over the laptop, anime and video games and eating nothing but ramen, Hostess cakes and her beloved Faygo Moon Mist.
"I say we leave her," Lily said.
"We can't," Akina objected.
"Uh, yeah, we can." Lily stormed off, James and the Muffins following close behind.
"Great, leave us with the psycho," Fish-chan moaned.
"Psycho? Where?" Nehszriah muttered, yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Is the Hot Severus on the loose again?"
"No. We were talking about you," Sirius said.
"Me?" Nehszriah stood up and stretched. "Why me?"
"Because you've done nothing that would even remotely help yourself study," Remus said, quite flustered.
"I... studied."
"What did you do?"
"I looked at my books," Nehszriah answered as they walked away. "Isn't that considered studying?"
"She forgot how to study," James said, just as shocked Remus and James.
"We are going to whip you into shape girl!" Sirius said. They dragged her to the library and forced the books upon her. She ended up getting excellent marks in that first test, which everyone else claimed to be a miracle and she did phenomenal on the ones for the rest of the week and particularly did well on the Defense Against the Dark Arts test, being a good portion of it was on werewolves, demons and other mythical beings. All the others scored high too, except Peter, who naturally sucked at everything.
Nez: Now all of you out there who know me well enough to know how I "study" are probably laughing your asses off right now.
Zan: I'm not. That is sad.
Nez: Dud, you are the exact same way.
Zan: But we don't have video games.
Nez: It doesn't matter. If we did, that's what I'd do.
Zan: Sick. –sticks out tongue-
Review Reply!
First off, the part in 22 when I went "Lucy... fer" was not my idea. Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV's Bill Engvall was responsible for the bit. I wish to not take credit for others' genius. I did, however, make the rest of the Laptop from Hell encounter and the thing where Severus actually talks to it. –giggles evilly- I went to Masqureades! –huggles Jaken plushie- Yes, the local otaku store has had it's first official visit by Nez-chan, along with Tsuki and Akina, my Waffle and Taco Muffin buddies. I had Japanese soda, got tons of chocolate pocky, my first real anime plushie that didn't come with fries and a small pop, and a .hackEXTRA SOUNDTRACKS CD. I tried to get the first or second one, but they were all out. Don't blame them. They are kick-ass CDs! My Jaken has wood in his eyes! Still, now I can really pretend to be the female Sessho-maru! –SQUEEEE- Yes... obsession. –smiles- Ku! Also, if you liked this fic (which isn't over) and Pirates of the Caribbean, then check out my new PotC parody! Sayonara!
Zan: It isn't totally accurate though.
Nez: Alright... Lily and James weren't really together in fifth year, but they all know that.
Zan: Are you sure? –stares into computer screen and taps the glass-
Nez: Onswari. -Zan falls to floor- Do not touch the glass.
Zan: This isn't a zoo or aquarium.
Nez: -eyes shift- It isn't?
Part Twenty-Four: O.W.L.s Time
".. and I, as well as all the other teachers, want you to get a good night's rest and study, for in three days, your Ordinary Wizarding Levels are going to start!" McGonagall said. She had been going on all class period about the O.W.L.s and everyone was bored to death.
"I'm dead," Nehszriah chuckled as class was dismissed. "I have never studied for a test my whole life."
"Then why don't you start now?" Remus said, shoving a Potions textbook at her. "Come on, this will be fun! You and me, studying the night away, it will be perfect."
The reaction of the Muffins and Maraurders could be summed up in two solemn words: crickets chirping.
"What?"
"Remus, my friend, you are the most bookish teen to ever roam these halls," James said, putting his arm around Remus's shoulder, in a brotherly way, of course. "We are not."
"Well, we study," Akina scoffed. "The rest of the Muffins and I, along with Lily and Fish-chan, study for every test, no matter what."
"Sucks to be you then," Nehszriah laughed. The rest of the girls just walked off towards the Gryffindor common room, to study of course, all highly annoyed.
"Never studied?" Remus whimpered.
"Not for as long as I can remember. Maybe in like, the first four or five years of Muggle school, but not for anything magical for sure."
"Looks like Moony's dream girl isn't so perfect for him after all," James snickered.
"Wait, where's Peter? I could have sworn I saw him in class," Sirius said, looking around.
"Don't know and don't care. Now I'm off to get some lunch," Nehszriah said, walking off towards the Great Hall.
"No study?" Remus whimpered. He looked as if he were going to have a breakdown, right in the middle of the hallway.
"Oh, come on!" James whined. He and Sirius had to coax him along to lunch and back to the dorm, where they were reluctantly sucked into the study group.
- - -
Very early the next morning, Fish-chan awoke in the dormitory to a small beeping sound. She looked at her watch, which read 3 A.M. She shuffled over to Nehszriah's four-poster bed, where the curtains were drawn and a soft light, along with the beeping, was coming from inside.
"What are you doing?" she scolded. Nehszriah turned around, eyes bloodshot with a Hostess Ho-Ho her mouth. She had clearly been up all night playing video games and surfing the internet.
"What?" Nehszriah said. The snack cake fell from her mouth, which she caught with shaky reflexes.
"Our O.W.L.s start on Monday. It is Saturday morning. When are you going to study and sleep?"
"Never study and during the O.W.L.s...?" Nehszriah answered with a quiver to her voice. She started to shake and grabbed a bottle of Moon Mist and started to chug it.
"Yuck! You are disgusting!" Fish-chan sneered. She closed the curtains and went back to sleep. She knew that this weekend would be a long one.
-late Monday morning, Great Hall-
"Is it still alive?" Sirius asked, poking Nehszriah in the shoulder. Their first O.W.L. test was over and they had the rest of the day off, but the second time was called, Nehszriah collapsed on the desk in front of her.
"NEZ-CHAN!?!?!?!?!?" Tsuki screamed in her ear. Nehszriah just kept on sleeping. "GET UP!!!!!!!!"
"It's no use," Fuf said. "She's out."
"Well, we aren't going to leave her here, are we?" Remus asked. He was feeling a bit better since Friday's episode and in return, a little more sympathetic.
"If we do, Peeves or a teacher will get her. If we take her with us, she will just be a big, scary-looking burden," James laughed. It was true. Nehszriah looked as if she stayed up for the whole weekend, looming over the laptop, anime and video games and eating nothing but ramen, Hostess cakes and her beloved Faygo Moon Mist.
"I say we leave her," Lily said.
"We can't," Akina objected.
"Uh, yeah, we can." Lily stormed off, James and the Muffins following close behind.
"Great, leave us with the psycho," Fish-chan moaned.
"Psycho? Where?" Nehszriah muttered, yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Is the Hot Severus on the loose again?"
"No. We were talking about you," Sirius said.
"Me?" Nehszriah stood up and stretched. "Why me?"
"Because you've done nothing that would even remotely help yourself study," Remus said, quite flustered.
"I... studied."
"What did you do?"
"I looked at my books," Nehszriah answered as they walked away. "Isn't that considered studying?"
"She forgot how to study," James said, just as shocked Remus and James.
"We are going to whip you into shape girl!" Sirius said. They dragged her to the library and forced the books upon her. She ended up getting excellent marks in that first test, which everyone else claimed to be a miracle and she did phenomenal on the ones for the rest of the week and particularly did well on the Defense Against the Dark Arts test, being a good portion of it was on werewolves, demons and other mythical beings. All the others scored high too, except Peter, who naturally sucked at everything.
Nez: Now all of you out there who know me well enough to know how I "study" are probably laughing your asses off right now.
Zan: I'm not. That is sad.
Nez: Dud, you are the exact same way.
Zan: But we don't have video games.
Nez: It doesn't matter. If we did, that's what I'd do.
Zan: Sick. –sticks out tongue-
Review Reply!
First off, the part in 22 when I went "Lucy... fer" was not my idea. Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV's Bill Engvall was responsible for the bit. I wish to not take credit for others' genius. I did, however, make the rest of the Laptop from Hell encounter and the thing where Severus actually talks to it. –giggles evilly- I went to Masqureades! –huggles Jaken plushie- Yes, the local otaku store has had it's first official visit by Nez-chan, along with Tsuki and Akina, my Waffle and Taco Muffin buddies. I had Japanese soda, got tons of chocolate pocky, my first real anime plushie that didn't come with fries and a small pop, and a .hackEXTRA SOUNDTRACKS CD. I tried to get the first or second one, but they were all out. Don't blame them. They are kick-ass CDs! My Jaken has wood in his eyes! Still, now I can really pretend to be the female Sessho-maru! –SQUEEEE- Yes... obsession. –smiles- Ku! Also, if you liked this fic (which isn't over) and Pirates of the Caribbean, then check out my new PotC parody! Sayonara!
