As always your reviews are appreciated. Before I go on with the story I would like to make a point. I made Heero a little more friendly, cause I don't want another Gendo figure around. One is enough for the universe and if you have a problem kiss my Eva's size 500s. By the way to Steel Jaguar, I don't mean to sound braty or anything, but do you mind telling the titles to some Gundam, Evangelion crossovers, cause I really like those. Now lets start the story.
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Disclaimer: this is sick you know, I mean do you guys get some sort of a sick pleasure reading disclaimers? Eh? Well I don't own Evangelion, happy?
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Normally Shinji likes PE, but that's normally. Having a whole class of girls trying to peek at you while you are trying to change is definatly not normal. Shinji sighed. This has happened before, but never in this scale. He quickly changed and left the changing room. "My, looks like someone is popular", teased Asuka as she sat next to him.
"Don't remind me", whined Shinji. Immediatly all the girls glared at Asuka and Asuka glared back. Shinji could have sworn that he could see little lazers coming from their eyes. 'Wierd...'
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Somewhere is the snowy fields of Siberia a leather clad teenager stood of a black mobile suit. Even from this distance you could easily see a long braid hanging from his head. Duo Maxwell rubbed his hands together and popped back into his mobile suit known as Death Sythe Hell. Around him were other mobile suits, but not as intimidating. "Damnit since when does the God of Death have to escort a digging excavation", moaned Duo.
"This is more than a normal excavation Duo remember that, if the enemy finds even one of these Evas, it won't be pretty", said Heero from the radio. "Anyways it could be worse you could be doing the dig in the Gobi destert like Quatre."
"Heero you forgot that he basically lives in a desert," said Duo.
"Just shut up and get to work Duo," grunted Heero.
'I love it when I'm right' thought Duo happily.
"Sir! I found something!" shouted a tech. Duo moved his gundam closer and looked at the new discovery. 'NERV Russian Branch, eh?' thought Duo as he read a large mental hatch, which was large enough for a mobile suit to enter.
"Action time," said Duo with lots of enthusiasm.
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'Its just one of these days,' thought Shinji. When a person says the word PE you would normally think of sports like basetball, soccer, athletics etc. In this case it is martial arts. Since Shinji is well... Shinji he is not too fond of hurting people and that's bad news. Especially if you opponent is Asuka, who is not afraid is give a hiding.
"Come on, punch me like you mean it!" shouted Asuka as she wiped the floor with Shinji.
"Why? You didn't do anything, so why should I hurt you?" answered Shinji as he barely doged a blow to the gut.
"Cause I'm punching you right now, dumkopf! Come on you never know when you night need it and judging from your profession you definitly do," said Asuka as she attempted a round house kick. However Shinji caught her leg with both hands and twisted, which threw Asuka face fist on the floor.
"Sorry," said Shinji.
"You'll be sorry all right!" growled Asuka playfully as she continued attacking Shinji. Shinji started getting hesitant again. "Hey! Don't get all wimpy again, I'm starting to have fun!" said Asuka with a smirk on her face.
"Ok if you get hurt its not my fault", said Shinji.
"Come get me then", teased Asuka. Shinji replied by punching her. Asuka grabbed his hands and twisted. Shinji responded by twirling behind her which made Asuka let go of him to aviod getting elbowed in the ribs. Asuka retaliated by doing a low kick, but Shinji blocked it with one arm, who proceeded to do a punch to the ribs. Asuka sidestepped and took the oppertunity to punch him hard. Shinji almost got hit, but luckily he moved in time.
A crowd is now around the two fighting teenagers. The girls are oggling at Shinji while commenting how cute and strong he was. The boys were on the verge of having a nosebleed when Asuka did a high kick, half of the boys wanted Asuka to finish Shinji off for them.
"Ah, shiest!" yelled Asuka as she slipped. Shinji who was not expecting this fell victim when Asuka fell on him. This created an awkward scene as Asuka was sprawled on a Shinji torso, both of them have swirly eyes.
'It is definitly one of those days.'
Meanwhile on the otherside of the hall a pair of copper eyes eyed them. 'I wonder where they learned those technics,' Rei mused to herself. After wondering for a while she shruggs and headed to the lockers.
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Heero sat patiently on the command room. Usually he would be signing a whole lot of papers or leading a patrol around the colonies, but today was exceptional. After the committee learned of the exsistance of the Eva-Series, they got Heero to command the excavation. Heero sighed in the dark room illuminated by multiple computer and radar screens. 'At least this is better than signing a whole stack of papers,' Heero thought. Humming filled the air again and Heero decided to check the progress of the excations.
"Duo you done yet?" asked Heero who found out half an hour ago that they found the Russian branch of NERV.
"Be patient Heero, we have caught sight of the target. Give us another thirty minutes for us to get out and another hour and a half to get back to the colonies," said Duo.
"Roger tha-" suddenly explosions were heard along with gunfire. "What the hell is that! Duo can you read me!'' shouted Heero.
"Ah, crap I thought the automated defence systems would have rusted to bits by now, but we were wrong. Don't worry deley my arrival by another hour," Heero sighed in relief. "Hey Heero I found some unknown energy weapons. I believe that it is that postitron rifle thing that your report talked about, I'll get us a sample."
"Duo what do you me-" once again he was interrupted by gunfire and the sound of metal breaking.
"I got our sample, we have the Eva and we are heading back. God this thing is ugly," said Duo over the radio. Heero sweatdropped.
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"So Asuka you are having your first synch test today, right?" asked Shinji as they walked down a street in the direction of the military base.
"Yep, Shinji do you mind giving me some pointers? I don't want to look like a complete idiot in front of everybody."
"Err, sure. All you have to do is relax and open your mind," explained Shinji.
"Is that all? Wow that's easier than I thought!" exclaimed Asuka.
"Well syncronising with your Eva is only the easy part. Remember you feel whatever your Eva feels," explained Shinji, Asuka gulped when she heard that comment.
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"So Shinji how do I look?" said Asuka who striked a pose in her plug suit. Shinji looked at her and almost died from lack of blood. Asuka's plug suit looked like the original one except this one has orange outlines instead of black. "Shinji you okay?" asked Asuka.
"Y-yea," answered Shinji who recovered from her initial shock.
"Okay then. You better watch, cause I'm going to work wonders," Asuka boasted. After patting Shinji on the back (rather hardly) she skipped of to Unit-02. Shinji sighed and entered Unit-01.
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"Docter, I think we should activate Unit-01 first. It says here that sometimes when an Eva reject its pilot things get a little... messy," suggested a technician.
"You have a point there," answered a tall woman with brown hair tied into a pony tail dressed in white shirt and black slacks.
"Shinji, activate your Eva. Asuka you wait until Shinji activates THEN you activate," ordered the docter. Even though no visual equipment have been installed on Unit-02 yet, everyone in the room can feel Asuka pouting.
"Docter Unit-01 has activated and synch ratio is steady at 99%," shouted a tech from the other side of the room.
"Excellent. Asuka it is now your turn," said the docter. Immediatly the green light erupted from the Eva's eyes has it activates for the first time in a thousand years.
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Asuka was sitting in the entry plug. She hated the smell of LCL, but endured it anyways. Suddenly everything turned black.
''Who are you?''
"Who are you?" Asuka cried back.
"Who are you?"
"I am Asuka Souryu."
"You are not my Asuka."
"What do you mean your Asuka?"
Asuka's eyes opened wide in suprise as she felt something entering her mind. She hated the feeling of it even though it was only for a second. When it was over Asuka was gasping. Silence filled the plug and the suspence was so strong it was sufficating.
"You are not my Asuka, but you are also my Asuka in the same time." That last comment confused Asuka.
"What do you mean not your Asuka, but I'm am also your Asuka?"
"I will not fail you this time." After that the entry plug lighted up and Asuka could see from the giant's point of view.
'What did she mean,' Asuka thought to herself.
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"Asuka's synch ratio is at 63%," shouted another tech from the other side of the room.
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DeathScythe was flying through space heading to a colony. Around him were ten other mobile suits, half Space Leos and half Space Serpants. They were all flying around what looked like a giant crate with fins and a giant booster. In cockpit Duo was longing to get back home to get a shower and perhapes some action with his girlfriend Hilde... .This thought was wiped aside however as the radar beeped loudly. Looking at the radar he could see around fifty little dots heading his way.
"That is definitly not the welcome committee," Duo said to himself.
"Prepare for action!" shouted Duo to all his team mates.
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Flying through space a black Serpant suit headed towards a group of lights, which was steadily getting larger. The custom made head of the Serpant which incorperates a horn looked up. In the cockpit a man in a space suit smirked. His feature is unknown, because of the helmet. The only thing you can see about him was that he was a major, judging from the strips on his helmet.
"Okay men, you know the cue, our first objective is to capture that Eva. If that fails make sure the thing is destroyed, either way do not let them get the Eva. Understand?" ordered the man in the black space suit.
"Yes sir!" responded the men. The mobile suits increased their speed leaving a trail of light behind them.
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The synch test was interrupted as red lighted blared from above the hanger. A buzzing alarm was heard above the chaos.
"What's going on?" asked Shinji. Suddenly a image of Heero appeared in the entry plug.
"Don't worry, a group of rebels are attacking a convoy, I'm heading out to help. If you see Releena tell her that I'll be all right," after the messenge the window disappeared.
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I just love cliffys don't you? *Audience starts snarling and hissing* or not... . For those people who are wondering, this story is not going to be a 'rescue Heero and the story is over' sort of story. No its going to be much more complicated than that. For the pairings its probably S/A (sorry Sad Person Thing, but would you REALLY shoot a innocent girl in a hospital, which a tasor rod *looks cute then pulls out a gun with a grenade launcher* would you really?).
PS thanks to all those people who are wishing me well thank you :)
PPS I don't really have a machine gun wit a granade launcher... really. I doubt you have a tasor rod Sad Person Thing, but I do have a pea shooter :) (I got da doctor when he was coming in, he didn't mind though, cause he is REALLY cool and he was wearing a scream mask on Halloween)
PPPS Hospital food is yuck and makes go you high I wonder who makes them...
~~~Kitchen~~~
Misato: PenPen get me more beer for da pudding will ya?
PenPen: Wark!
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Disclaimer: this is sick you know, I mean do you guys get some sort of a sick pleasure reading disclaimers? Eh? Well I don't own Evangelion, happy?
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Normally Shinji likes PE, but that's normally. Having a whole class of girls trying to peek at you while you are trying to change is definatly not normal. Shinji sighed. This has happened before, but never in this scale. He quickly changed and left the changing room. "My, looks like someone is popular", teased Asuka as she sat next to him.
"Don't remind me", whined Shinji. Immediatly all the girls glared at Asuka and Asuka glared back. Shinji could have sworn that he could see little lazers coming from their eyes. 'Wierd...'
~~~~~
Somewhere is the snowy fields of Siberia a leather clad teenager stood of a black mobile suit. Even from this distance you could easily see a long braid hanging from his head. Duo Maxwell rubbed his hands together and popped back into his mobile suit known as Death Sythe Hell. Around him were other mobile suits, but not as intimidating. "Damnit since when does the God of Death have to escort a digging excavation", moaned Duo.
"This is more than a normal excavation Duo remember that, if the enemy finds even one of these Evas, it won't be pretty", said Heero from the radio. "Anyways it could be worse you could be doing the dig in the Gobi destert like Quatre."
"Heero you forgot that he basically lives in a desert," said Duo.
"Just shut up and get to work Duo," grunted Heero.
'I love it when I'm right' thought Duo happily.
"Sir! I found something!" shouted a tech. Duo moved his gundam closer and looked at the new discovery. 'NERV Russian Branch, eh?' thought Duo as he read a large mental hatch, which was large enough for a mobile suit to enter.
"Action time," said Duo with lots of enthusiasm.
~~~~~
'Its just one of these days,' thought Shinji. When a person says the word PE you would normally think of sports like basetball, soccer, athletics etc. In this case it is martial arts. Since Shinji is well... Shinji he is not too fond of hurting people and that's bad news. Especially if you opponent is Asuka, who is not afraid is give a hiding.
"Come on, punch me like you mean it!" shouted Asuka as she wiped the floor with Shinji.
"Why? You didn't do anything, so why should I hurt you?" answered Shinji as he barely doged a blow to the gut.
"Cause I'm punching you right now, dumkopf! Come on you never know when you night need it and judging from your profession you definitly do," said Asuka as she attempted a round house kick. However Shinji caught her leg with both hands and twisted, which threw Asuka face fist on the floor.
"Sorry," said Shinji.
"You'll be sorry all right!" growled Asuka playfully as she continued attacking Shinji. Shinji started getting hesitant again. "Hey! Don't get all wimpy again, I'm starting to have fun!" said Asuka with a smirk on her face.
"Ok if you get hurt its not my fault", said Shinji.
"Come get me then", teased Asuka. Shinji replied by punching her. Asuka grabbed his hands and twisted. Shinji responded by twirling behind her which made Asuka let go of him to aviod getting elbowed in the ribs. Asuka retaliated by doing a low kick, but Shinji blocked it with one arm, who proceeded to do a punch to the ribs. Asuka sidestepped and took the oppertunity to punch him hard. Shinji almost got hit, but luckily he moved in time.
A crowd is now around the two fighting teenagers. The girls are oggling at Shinji while commenting how cute and strong he was. The boys were on the verge of having a nosebleed when Asuka did a high kick, half of the boys wanted Asuka to finish Shinji off for them.
"Ah, shiest!" yelled Asuka as she slipped. Shinji who was not expecting this fell victim when Asuka fell on him. This created an awkward scene as Asuka was sprawled on a Shinji torso, both of them have swirly eyes.
'It is definitly one of those days.'
Meanwhile on the otherside of the hall a pair of copper eyes eyed them. 'I wonder where they learned those technics,' Rei mused to herself. After wondering for a while she shruggs and headed to the lockers.
~~~~~
Heero sat patiently on the command room. Usually he would be signing a whole lot of papers or leading a patrol around the colonies, but today was exceptional. After the committee learned of the exsistance of the Eva-Series, they got Heero to command the excavation. Heero sighed in the dark room illuminated by multiple computer and radar screens. 'At least this is better than signing a whole stack of papers,' Heero thought. Humming filled the air again and Heero decided to check the progress of the excations.
"Duo you done yet?" asked Heero who found out half an hour ago that they found the Russian branch of NERV.
"Be patient Heero, we have caught sight of the target. Give us another thirty minutes for us to get out and another hour and a half to get back to the colonies," said Duo.
"Roger tha-" suddenly explosions were heard along with gunfire. "What the hell is that! Duo can you read me!'' shouted Heero.
"Ah, crap I thought the automated defence systems would have rusted to bits by now, but we were wrong. Don't worry deley my arrival by another hour," Heero sighed in relief. "Hey Heero I found some unknown energy weapons. I believe that it is that postitron rifle thing that your report talked about, I'll get us a sample."
"Duo what do you me-" once again he was interrupted by gunfire and the sound of metal breaking.
"I got our sample, we have the Eva and we are heading back. God this thing is ugly," said Duo over the radio. Heero sweatdropped.
~~~~~
"So Asuka you are having your first synch test today, right?" asked Shinji as they walked down a street in the direction of the military base.
"Yep, Shinji do you mind giving me some pointers? I don't want to look like a complete idiot in front of everybody."
"Err, sure. All you have to do is relax and open your mind," explained Shinji.
"Is that all? Wow that's easier than I thought!" exclaimed Asuka.
"Well syncronising with your Eva is only the easy part. Remember you feel whatever your Eva feels," explained Shinji, Asuka gulped when she heard that comment.
~~~~~
"So Shinji how do I look?" said Asuka who striked a pose in her plug suit. Shinji looked at her and almost died from lack of blood. Asuka's plug suit looked like the original one except this one has orange outlines instead of black. "Shinji you okay?" asked Asuka.
"Y-yea," answered Shinji who recovered from her initial shock.
"Okay then. You better watch, cause I'm going to work wonders," Asuka boasted. After patting Shinji on the back (rather hardly) she skipped of to Unit-02. Shinji sighed and entered Unit-01.
~~~~~
"Docter, I think we should activate Unit-01 first. It says here that sometimes when an Eva reject its pilot things get a little... messy," suggested a technician.
"You have a point there," answered a tall woman with brown hair tied into a pony tail dressed in white shirt and black slacks.
"Shinji, activate your Eva. Asuka you wait until Shinji activates THEN you activate," ordered the docter. Even though no visual equipment have been installed on Unit-02 yet, everyone in the room can feel Asuka pouting.
"Docter Unit-01 has activated and synch ratio is steady at 99%," shouted a tech from the other side of the room.
"Excellent. Asuka it is now your turn," said the docter. Immediatly the green light erupted from the Eva's eyes has it activates for the first time in a thousand years.
~~~~~
Asuka was sitting in the entry plug. She hated the smell of LCL, but endured it anyways. Suddenly everything turned black.
''Who are you?''
"Who are you?" Asuka cried back.
"Who are you?"
"I am Asuka Souryu."
"You are not my Asuka."
"What do you mean your Asuka?"
Asuka's eyes opened wide in suprise as she felt something entering her mind. She hated the feeling of it even though it was only for a second. When it was over Asuka was gasping. Silence filled the plug and the suspence was so strong it was sufficating.
"You are not my Asuka, but you are also my Asuka in the same time." That last comment confused Asuka.
"What do you mean not your Asuka, but I'm am also your Asuka?"
"I will not fail you this time." After that the entry plug lighted up and Asuka could see from the giant's point of view.
'What did she mean,' Asuka thought to herself.
~~~~~
"Asuka's synch ratio is at 63%," shouted another tech from the other side of the room.
~~~~~
DeathScythe was flying through space heading to a colony. Around him were ten other mobile suits, half Space Leos and half Space Serpants. They were all flying around what looked like a giant crate with fins and a giant booster. In cockpit Duo was longing to get back home to get a shower and perhapes some action with his girlfriend Hilde... .This thought was wiped aside however as the radar beeped loudly. Looking at the radar he could see around fifty little dots heading his way.
"That is definitly not the welcome committee," Duo said to himself.
"Prepare for action!" shouted Duo to all his team mates.
~~~~~
Flying through space a black Serpant suit headed towards a group of lights, which was steadily getting larger. The custom made head of the Serpant which incorperates a horn looked up. In the cockpit a man in a space suit smirked. His feature is unknown, because of the helmet. The only thing you can see about him was that he was a major, judging from the strips on his helmet.
"Okay men, you know the cue, our first objective is to capture that Eva. If that fails make sure the thing is destroyed, either way do not let them get the Eva. Understand?" ordered the man in the black space suit.
"Yes sir!" responded the men. The mobile suits increased their speed leaving a trail of light behind them.
~~~~~
The synch test was interrupted as red lighted blared from above the hanger. A buzzing alarm was heard above the chaos.
"What's going on?" asked Shinji. Suddenly a image of Heero appeared in the entry plug.
"Don't worry, a group of rebels are attacking a convoy, I'm heading out to help. If you see Releena tell her that I'll be all right," after the messenge the window disappeared.
~~~~~
I just love cliffys don't you? *Audience starts snarling and hissing* or not... . For those people who are wondering, this story is not going to be a 'rescue Heero and the story is over' sort of story. No its going to be much more complicated than that. For the pairings its probably S/A (sorry Sad Person Thing, but would you REALLY shoot a innocent girl in a hospital, which a tasor rod *looks cute then pulls out a gun with a grenade launcher* would you really?).
PS thanks to all those people who are wishing me well thank you :)
PPS I don't really have a machine gun wit a granade launcher... really. I doubt you have a tasor rod Sad Person Thing, but I do have a pea shooter :) (I got da doctor when he was coming in, he didn't mind though, cause he is REALLY cool and he was wearing a scream mask on Halloween)
PPPS Hospital food is yuck and makes go you high I wonder who makes them...
~~~Kitchen~~~
Misato: PenPen get me more beer for da pudding will ya?
PenPen: Wark!
