Nez: This is going to be a really awkward and mildly confusing time filler... and I don't own X-2.

Zan: We start school soon. –sad-

Nez: Cheer up bro! You're on the Paper Staff!

Zan: ...but the teacher's crazy.

Nez: Just a bit tipsy, you'll be fine.

Zan: Really?

Nez: No.

Part Twenty-Six: Cavemen, A Demon and Some Muffins

"So what are we going to do?" Sirius asked as he and Fish-chan sat down next to each other, between Nehszriah and James.

"I thought we were playing cards," Remus said, shuffling the deck.

"Well, we were, until the Lovebirds showed up," Lily said.

"Yeah, now euchre is out of the question," James sighed.

"Well, I know what we could play..." Nehszriah laughed as she fumbled through her gigantic green backpack. Soon enough, she pulled out an old bottle of Japanese soda, one that she had broken the plastic of the top and taken the glass marble out, leaving an empty bottle. She placed it in the middle of their small circle and spun it.

"Whoa, we are not playing Spin the Bottle," Remus yelped, jumping up and hiding on top of James's bed.

"Afraid you won't get your girl?" Sirius chuckled.

"Besides, it's Truth or Dare, so calm down," Nehszriah said as the bottle stopped at James. "Prongs, you spin and pick."

"Fine," James groaned. He spinned the glass bottle with it landing on Remus. "What is the farthest you've gone with Nehszriah?"

"What do you mean?" Remus nervously asked.

"You know what I mean..."

"We kissed... once."

"You're kidding?" Fish-chan laughed. "All that time you two had to yourselves and you never even really kissed?"

Nehszriah was nearly about to kill James.

"And why is all of this necessary to know?"

James shrugged his shoulders. "Dunno."

Remus quickly spun the bottle, having it land on Sirius.

"I dare you," Remus started, making Fish-chan and Sirius stand up. "To stay with Fish-chan, in James's closet, -grabs wands- -shove- -door locks- for one whole hour."

Everyone stared as Remus magically locked the door.

"Whoa, I didn't even know you had that in you," James snickered.

"Who's up for a movie?" Nehszriah said, rummaging through Fish-chan's backpack. "Ah-ha! I knew she had it!" She pulled out of the pack, her X-2 DVD.

"But how are we going to watch a movie from the future without anything to play it on?" Lily asked cynically. Nehszriah just materialized a DVD player in Lily's hands.

"Now let's see, if you have a VCR port, then you can play this."

"Umm... Nehszriah?"

"Yes Remus?"

"What's a VCR?"

"I am dealing with friggin' cavemen..."

-in the closet-

"So, this is... well... nice?" Sirius said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Not happy," Fish-chan replied curtly. "She took the damn DVD..."

"What's a DVD?"

"I'm dealing with a friggin' caveman..."

-Potter living room-

Once Nehszriah had created a T.V., and power source, James, Lily and Remus were having a fairly good time watching the movie from the future. Nehszriah, however, had to explain some trivial part of the movie every two seconds, from Cerebro down to admantium and that actor playing the president, isn't really the president.

"Who's that?" Lily asked.

"That's Deathstryke."

"Who's Deathstryke?"

"That girl there, the one fighting Wolverine."

"I thought that was Logan..."

"It's the same damn person."

"No it isn't."

"James, Hugh Jackman looks the same, whether he is Logan or Wolverine, so can it."

"Hugh Jackman?"

"Future actor, who is like, your age."

"Confused..."

"Well, if you want to stop being so confused, go away stupid red-head baka miko."

"Huh?"

"She means 'Go Away', Dear."

"Thanks James."

Just then, the four teens heard a shlop-shlop-ing sound coming down the stairs. There, at the bottom, was Sirius, soaked to the bone.

"What happened to you?" Lily asked.

"Nehszriah," Sirius growled. "What time is it?"

"Twenty to three... uh-oh."

"What?" Remus said.

"Fish-chan?" Nehszriah yelled up the stairs. "Are you alright?!?!"

"Yeah, no thanks to you!" Fish-chan yelled down the stairs. She ran down and tackled Nehszriah, putting her in a headlock. Fish-chan was now, however, a fish-demon. Her ears looked like fins, green-blue triangle markings above her left eye, under her right and quite the squiggly-looking marking on her forehead. Both Remus and Sirius had to pry the furious Fish-chan from Nehszriah. Once Nehszriah could breathe, they all heard Mrs. Potter at the door.

"Oh, you must be one of James's friends!" she said cheerily. Everyone froze. "Right this way."

"She can't," James muttered.

Sure enough, the four members of the Muffin Mafia poured into the den. They didn't really notice Fish-chan or the nearly-dead Nehszriah, but either attached themselves to Sirius (Tsuki) or the X-2 DVD (everyone else).

Nez: Finally! Done!

Zan: Yes, now Fish-chan can get off your back.

Nez: Well, she is already, considering she's camping.

Zan: The one time she isn't bugging you, you actually do what she wanted?!

Nez: Yeah, just to peeve her off.

Zan: Are you sure you weren't adopted?

Nez: Why little bro? –smiles- -huggle-

Zan: -screams-

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Fish- Now... stop bugging me. Twenty-Seven is on it's way... sort of.

Fufu- What was with the ranting? I don't really get it.

This was done at 19:16 (7:16 PM) on Saturday, but it isn't Saturday. I finished a Pokémon One-Shot and put it up earlier, hence the really big delay for this chapter. I've also got the idea for a different One-Shot, but I will try to not to let that get in the way of this story. I also hit a creative streak for my original time-travel story and that is interesting. School starts soon and I gots horrible classes. Good part is, I'm listing to a song right now that involves hockey and a monkey!!! –sings off-key- And it's ONE, TWO THREE, the kids love the monkey and, FOUR FIVE, SIX, the monkey's got a hockey stick... -stops singing- Umm... later, I guess.