Nez: I am really exaggerating the Tsuki's emotions towards her alter in this chapter.

Zan: You mean you haven't been already?

Nez: Well, yeah, but this time, its worse.

Zan: Fine. Whatever. -jams to .hack soundtrack music-

Nez: -sighs- Oh, and this is going to have a surprise at the end.

Zan: Really? Tell me!

Nez: Then it wouldn't be a surprise, baka."

Zan: No fair.

Part Twenty-Seven: Muffins Are Tasty-Good

"Go away," Sirius growled at Tsuki, who was staring at him longingly. She didn't notice that her friends had changed movies to "Pirates of the Caribbean", which would have meant she would be drooling over three guys at the same time. (Johnny, Orli and Sirius.)

"C'mon Tsuki-sama!" Nehszriah called from in front of the television, drool covering her front. "It's Will and Jack!"

"How'd you get 'Will and Grace' on the TV?" Fish-chan called from the other room. She was getting some dry clothes, for hers were sopping wet from blasting open James's closet door with her fishlike demonic powers that involved water.

"No, you ninny! SPARROW AND TURNER!!!!" Fufu yelled at the creature in the next room.

"Will?" Nehszriah coughed, still trying to regain the ability to breathe. "Where? Orrrrli!!!" She stumbled to get up and then fell over backwards.

"Don't mind her," Tsuki said blankly as Sirius stared at the collapsed demon Nehszriah. "She'll be just fine."

"Are you sure?" Sirius asked. Nehszriah had started twitching precariously on the floor and it even had caught the attention of Remus, whose eyes would otherwise be glued to Kiera Knightley on the television.

"Okay... that's not right," he said.

"GAH!!! I just remembered why we're here!!! Akina yelped. "Fish-chan, Nehszriah, pack your things."

"What?" Fish-chan said, coming in with a fresh set of clothes on. "Why are we going?"

"Yeah, why are they going?" Chels asked, staring down the television set.

"The time stream... remember...?" Akina said. Everyone just looked at her as if she was nuts.

"Oh, that? We gotta go back now?" Nehszriah sighed as she got up.

"Yes, go now," Akina sighed. She shook her head and went upstairs to go start gathering personal belongings.

"Why are we going?" Fish-chan asked, clinging to her Sirius. "Why?"

"The time stream is too unstable now that you two have stayed here this long, as well as the rest of the Muffins and I," Akina explained.

"How'd you know that?" the confuzzled Tsuki inquired.

"Were you not paying attention to Dumbledore's letter?" Fufu said, not even peeling her eyes from the TV.

"Yes... Maybe... No..." Tsuki sighed.

"We have to leave now, goodbye," Nehszriah said casually as she was tossed her backpack by Akina. "Come Fish-chan."

"What? When are you guys coming back?" Remus asked, putting on his best puppy-dog face.

"Never," Nehszriah said with the utmost seriousness.

"Why?"

"Because, my dear, our future is being threatened with the Muffins' Fish-chan's and my prolonged presence here, we have to leave," Nehszriah said, her face locked in a stone-cold tone. She got rid of the futuristic entertainment system and Dissapparated into thin air. One by one, the Muffins too said farewell and left until there was only Fish-chan left.

"Don't leave," Sirius pleaded. "Not now... no..."

"I have to," she said through teary eyes. She then Dissapperated...

-Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place-

"... and that's the last we saw of any of them," Remus said. He had been boring Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione for the past three hours with his reminiscing of the past.

"How is that relevant to anything we need to worry about?" Ron asked with a yawn.

"Sirius is dead, so are my parents," Harry snarled, elbowing Ron. "We need to know a bit more about them so they can be remembered better."

"So... would that make them, our age then?" Hermione asked.

"Yes Hermione. Nehszriah is the same age as you and the boys. Fish-chan's a little older though," Remus sighed.

"That's sad," Ginny muttered.

"How pathetic Remus was as a kid?" Ron chortled. Harry's elbow once again connected with his ribcage.

"No, that they never saw each other afterwards," Ginny sighed.

-DING DONG-

"Damn, what in the hell is that?" Remus growled. He, with the kids following, went to the front door and opened it.

"Hello."

"AAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Remus yelled. He ran up the stairs with Mrs. Black's portrait yelling at him the whole way.

"What was that about?" the gang heard someone say. Then, a girl in black with brown pigtails followed by a petite girl in jeans and a sweatshirt walked into the foyer.

"Ah crap," everyone seemed to say in unison.

Zan: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! That was the surprise?!?!?!? It ended?!

Nez: Yes, and very spiffily too, don't you think?

Zan: NO!!!!

Nez: Dude, it was lacking plot, a pain in the rear to keep up and random people yelled at me to update, so I killed it.

Zan: No duh you killed it!

Nez: -to audience- Now, review please. I might have a sequel chapter, if I ever feel like doing one and.... –drumroll- the Thank You's!!

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Zanbato: For being my perverted younger brother and muse. You were a big help in the beginning, but a pain in the end.

Angelfish720: Yes, ha! I killed it before reaching Chapter 30. You were a big help with brainstorming and ideas and really helped me out when Zan went away to his "vacation".

Fufulupin: For being there to sigh and worry over my sanity, thanks.

Akina kumi-tami: That mass of reviews shocked me, but they were still loved.

Tsukinooni: Did you ever review? I don't know, I'm offline, but thanks anyways.

Mary33: You reviewed once, but you still were my first reviewer I didn't know personally. Thanks a lot.

Zhou Cheng: My spiffy Holden... thanks for putting up with this thing blabbing out of Angelfish720's mouth.

...aaaaand thanks to everyone else who I didn't mention due to my short-term memory.

Okay! I shall go now. It hurts to kill my most popular ficlet, but it must be done. I have other stories and fics that are nearly beating my skull in for attention, as well as school. I also, have a hard time spelling "serious" without typing in "Sirius" first. This was a very hard last few chapters to write, therefore, I decided to stop the mindless rambling right now. Sayonara and see you on other fics!