D.O.D.G.E. Demonstration Of Deranged Gym Education.

Ball: A round object that when held seems to be of rubber but when thrown at high speed transforms into a substance not unlike hardened concrete.

Put the two together, add fifteen year old superhero's and you have a possibly fatal mix. Three minutes into this fray there were only four left without large round bruises somewhere on their bodies. These four were Rik, Butch, Buttercup and a girl that was quivering in the corner.

Rik was standing and a basket ball hoop a ball held in each hand. Butch was floating near the top of the of the ceiling holding a single ball in his left hand. Buttercup was standing in a corner and was empty handed but there were three balls at her feet. For what seemed an eternity no one moved. Then with astonishing speed Rik jumped from his perch and threw both balls, one at Butch and the other at Buttercup. The balls drove themselves into the walls directly where their intended targets had been a moment earlier.

Buttercup fell flat on her back and push a foot underneath the ball nearest her and flipped it up a few feet into the air. In almost the same movement she hopped to her feet and kicked the ball straight at Butch who flung his own ball at her in the same moment. The balls slammed into each other and rebounded off each other and flying off harmlessly.

Rik bounced off the wall and landed in a crouch and quickly scanned the room for the nearest ball. He thought it was laying still about three feet from where he was. He was wrong. The nearest ball had recently been kicked by Buttercup and was flying on a crash course for his forehead. The crash sent him through the air and he landed in the corner.

Butch and Buttercup stood opposite each other separated by some twenty odd feet and a similar number of wounded classmates. Both wore a remarkably similar grin. Both held a ball in their right hand. And both were sure they knew who would win.

Butch moved first, faking a dive to the right causing Buttercup to launch her ball at thin air. Butch picked up a second ball and charged at her trying to get as close as possible before throwing his own ball. Buttercup realizing her mistake made a run for the opposite side of the gym. She pressed herself against the wall away from Butch.

"Gotcha now Buttercup." Butch said with his grin still firmly in place. Buttercup swallowed and felt the wall behind her. A spark of hope came back as she realized exactly what it was. Butch watched her closely and threw his first ball. Buttercup waited till the last possible instant and moved a foot to the left and hurled her own ball at the same time. Butch panicked and a threw his own ball up in the air. Buttercup jumped and managed to catch it.

"Ha I win, I win, I wi..." Buttercup never saw the ball coming from directly behind her. The girl that had been sitting in the corner was now a few feet behind Buttercup and was laughing.

Needless to say in the next round she was out almost instantaneously.

By the end of gym class Buttercup and Butch were arguing ceaselessly about who had won the last match as they had both caught each others ball at the same time. Buttercup showing Butch and Rik the way to the cafeteria and they both got in line for cardboard with paste and petrified camel droppings, oops sorry I meant macaroni and cheese with tater tots.

Luckily the three super teens had brought their own lunch. They looked out over the crowd and found where Boomer, Bubbles, and Blossom were already eating. Buttercup and the others had just sat down when Rik asked about the Ruff leader.

"He's probably in line for that barf they serve us in place of food. He didn't bring a lunch." Just as he finished A voice sounded across the crap-ateria, over a megaphone.

"Yet again you poor slobs I'm going to offer you the chance to have your lunch prepared by my special gourmet cook, if you can only beat me in a game of chess." The three boys at the table stood and saw a small teen that was pale enough to pass for a ghost. He had on a suit as did the pair of men (both of whom had the right size and intelligence to pass for silverback gorillas).

"Who the hell is that little creep." Butch asked. Blossom just sighed.

"That little monster is Princess's little brother. They call him the Prince. He challenges anyone to beat him at chess because he's only eight but he has an IQ of two hundred and ten. No ones bothered in a long time. But that chef of his is world famous. He's cooked for the president and a lot of the rulers of other nations."

"Has anyone ever beat the kid?" Boomer asked.

"No."

"That's about to change." He said with a grin. Blossom cocked her head and looked confused.

"Look." He said pointing. The others followed his hand and saw a red haired boy with a red hat and shirt on walk up to the kid.

"Ah a challenger." The Prince said with an evil grin.

"Five." Brick said as he sat across from the kid.

"What?" The boy said with a rare look of confusion.

"Five is how many moves it'll take me to beat you." The boy just laughed and moved one of the white pieces on his side. Brick moved a piece. Prince took a different one of Brick pieces. Brick moved again with the same result. It happened two more times and now Prince's queen was checking Bricks king.

"Fifth move and your missing a castle, pawn, bishop and a knight." Prince said with a grin. Brick had a poker face on that could have passed for a wall.

Brick moved took Princes queen with his remaining bishop.

"Checkmate Dumbass." Prince started to laugh but looked at the board and just stared. Brick turned to the bored looking cook on Princes left.

"I want a steak. Medium rare. Baked potato. Sautéed. And a Caesar salad. Ranch dressing." He turned back to Prince.

"Oh, and by the way your gayer than the singer you stole that name from." Brick turned and headed to where the others were.

"Told you so." Was all Boomer said.

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Sorry about the wait guys but the problem was that I first got almost finished with my first version but I accidentally deleted it. So I wrote it all over again and then realized that it was still in my Recycle bin and so I ended up just rewriting it again cause I really didn't like either of them. Again I apologize for my retardation.