-----The House In Insanity: A Few Moments Later-----

Door: Ding Dong!

Sango: Who is it?

Voice: Me!

Sango: #walks to the door and finds Rin, pulling Ah-Un, Jaken, and Shippo in a small green wagon.# (Very small) Uh, yes?

Rin: Would you be interested in having your very own dragon? They are very popular these days, as you know. And what would a dragon be without an annoying talking toad by his side! Now at a special price! And, for a special bonus, I'll throw in your own little kitsune for free!

Shippo: #struggles in bonds, looking hurt#

Sango: Ah, why don't you just come in? We're having a party, and it would be wonderful if you and your cheap comrades would join us!

Rin: #pulls wagon inside# Why yes, we'd be delighted! #starts untying them#

Door: Ding Dong!

Sango: The door isn't closed yet!

Door: Oh yeah! #closes# Ding Dong! Someone's here! #opens#

FM: #charges in, pulling Sesshomaru by his feet# Ah, we've made it!

KP: Badadomado… oh hey FluffysMaiden! You found him! …He's here! … #glares at Sesshomaru and gets an inch away from his face# WHERE'S INUYASHA???

Sesshy: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS!!

FM: Excuse me… #takes the binds from Rin's cheap comrades and begins to tie up Sesshomaru# Ah, much better…

cha cha music starts and in come Naraku, Kouga, Kilala, and Kikyo in a mambo line

Everyone not in the Mambo Line: --;; or ??

Kouga: Hey you! What is up all ya homie G dawgs? #jumps to Kagome# And you my sweet margarita!

KP: WHERE'S THE MARGARITAS?!

Naraku: Right here! #holds up a box that says "Margarita Maker 4000"#

KP: Gimme! #pounces and punches him in the face for no apparent reason, and then disappears into the kitchen#

Naraku: Ow! That hurt! #starts crying, reaching out hoping someone will hold him#

Shippo: #stands next to him and shakes his head# Oh come on, I don't even do that! #stubs his toe on a piece of broccoli that appears mysteriously and falls down, starting to cry with Naraku in the middle of the floor. Mysteriously, the broccoli vanishes#

Kilala: #snuggles up to Shippo# purrr….

Rin: #yanks Kilala away from him# Bad Kitty! He's mine! #she and Kilala get into a "cat fight"#

Door: Ding Dong!

Naraku: #scared out of his mind, still bawling. The door is about to give him iced tea, then decides against it#

Kikyo: Fine. I'll answer the door. (nobody cares) #opens the door#

Inuyasha?

KP: #appears from behind Kikyo in a chef hat and an apron# Where?!?!?! #turns her head#

Inu: Right here dufus!

KP: #stares SUPER HAPPY SUNSHINE SQUAD eyes# Inuyasha… You called me a dufus! I'm so happy! Kikyo, did he call you a dufus? #before she can answer# No! He didn't! Only me! I feel special… #grabs his arm and disappears with him into the kitchen#

FM: They need adult supervision in there. Any volunteers? #looks around to see no one# Okay, #throws Rin into the kitchen# Go supervise.

Kikyo: Rin isn't an adult.

FM: NO ONE CARES! grr #throws Kikyo out the window into a sudden tornado which is suddenly a flash flood and then it transforms into a tsunami which takes her half way around the world and back. Then randomly she is struck by lightning on a clear sunny day (no one cares) She arrives back at the house all crispy and smells like bacon#

Kilala: #takes a bit out of Kikyo because she thinks she's bacon# Crunch crunch… meow! #eats the rest of her but then gets sick and throws up on Jaken. (No one cares)#

Sesshy: About time someone did that…

FM: Shh! #covers mouth# Don't speak my Fluffy-kun.

Sesshy: #sweat drop# 00;;

Kagome: Hey, has Inuyasha arrived yet? #receives blank stares# Well, has he?

Sesshy: #imagines Kagome with a bubble for a head#

Kouga: Not yet my darling, but wants him here anyways? #advances# I'm all you need, and you're all I need.

Kagome: I am? #bubble-headedness#

Door: Ding Dong!

Ah-Un: #opens the door#

Ayame: #flies past Ah-Un and hugs Kouga intensely# My love! I've come for you! Hold me in your arms and never let go!

Kagome: Wait! Who's she?

Kouga: I … uh… don't know…

Ayame: #brushes his hair back# Of course you do Kouga-kun! We're going to be married!

Kagome: #tears in her eyes# I thought I was all you needed! #runs away#

------ Drunk: Our Story------

Sesshy: Does anyone find it weird that I'm tied up? #struggles#

FM: Awww poor puppy… #drunk and walking towards him# Does the puppy want out?

Sesshy: #big puppy dog eyes#

FM: #overwhelmed by the adorableness of Sesshy# Okay puppy wuppy. Only if you promise not to run away!

Sesshy: #nods eagerly#

FM: #unties Sesshy# There you go puppy wuppy! #pets# Sesshy Are we all better now?

Sesshy: ….

FM: #gasps# You didn't run away!

Sesshy: ….

FM: #turns away from Sesshy#

Sesshy: #worried# Hey… are you okay?

FM: #whirls around and jumps onto Sesshy# NOW WE CAN HAVE A TEA PARTY! WOOOO HOOOO!!!!

Sesshy: #knocked over#

FM: And we can play dress up and get our nails done and go shopping! #happy schoolgirl squeal# And then we can go to the mall and do it all over again! #grabs Sesshy and heads out the door#

Kagura: #drunk# You ain't goin nowhere #steps (actually wobbles) in front of the door#

FM: Fluffy-kun and I are going shopping! #gets up in Kagura's face# Move Biotch!

Kagura: Fluffy is mine! #slaps FM#

FM: Grrrrr… turns to Sesshy Fluffy-kun…. sick her boy!

Sesshy: #growls starts barking at Kagura# Back off of FluffysMaiden witch! #lunges and attacks Kagura, ripping her to shreds#

KP: #comes in with her gallon of Milky margarita beer# Hey! That'll teach you to get in the way of shopping!

Kanna: #stares expressionlessly in the corner#

KP: #walks over# You need to loosen up man! #forces the MMB down her throat#

Kanna: Hmm… tastes of dried peas and sausage…. Yum…. Very satisfying…#jumps out the window and then hops on the roof and begins to sing Barney songs#

KP: Yay! #goes outside and sings along#

Door: Ding Dong!

KP: I love you!

Door: Ding Dong! Someone else is here!

Miroku: Ooo! I hope it's a lady!

Sango: #big sad puppy dog eyes# What about me?

Miroku: Oh yeah… #thinks to himself# …I hope it's a lady… #opens the door and screams like a girl#

Hojo: …um…hello…is Kagome home?

Kagome: #comes to the door, completely drunk# Oh, hello Hojo-kun! I've missed you so much! #jumps into his arms and starts singing# la la la…lets go to my bedroom, shall we?

Hojo:# huge grin# And away we go! #races into the bedroom and shuts the door#

------ If You Didn't Think We Were Insane Before------

Ayame: #downs more margaritas# Oooooh look a kitty! #runs to Kilala and cuddles her# KITTY!

Kilala: MOEW! #oxygen is being cut off from the immense cuddling and is turning blue#

Sango: No Kilala! #smacks Ayame with boomerang#

Kilala: #transforms to bigger cat form# ROAR! #pins Ayame to the ground#

Kouga: #jumps to save Ayame but lands on Sango# I will save you my potato! #slurring words#

Miroku: #whacks Kouga with staff# Sango is my potato you fool!

Kilala: #suddenly runs around in circles then de-transforms and continues running in circles#

Ayame: WEEEE!! #runs around in circles too but runs into a wall and is knocked out#

Inu: #looks at the ceiling# I think I'm going up to KP… woooo! #jumps through the ceiling onto the roof#

Naraku: Babooooooon! Babooooooon! #twirls around like a ballerina# I wish I was a Babooooooooooooooo #windows break# ooooooooooooo #ground begins to shake# oooooon!

everything and everyone stops

Naraku: #about to sing again but is bonked on the head by a tiny piece of ceiling# Owie! #begins sobbing #I gotsa boo boo! WAAAAAAH!

Shippo: #from inside the closet# I love to jump up and down! Do da! Do da! I love to jump up and down! Oh da do da day!

FM: #clinging to Sesshy# Never leave me Fluffy-kun! #cuddles# I love you like a moose.

Sesshy: A moose….?

FM: #reaches up and strokes his silver hair# Yes my moosey love. We will eventually have a box, but for now we have the MARGARITAS!! #runs into the kitchen dragging Sesshy with her just then Kanna, KP, and Inuyasha fall through the ceiling singing My Band by Eminem#

Rin: #jumps out of the closet heroically# Wow, look at that sky! I see a cloud that looks just like Shippo's-

Shippo: #jumps out and covers her mouth with his hand# They mustn't know! That was our special moment; let us not stain it with others and thier evil ways.

Rin: In fact! Let's! Do it! Again! #hops heroically back in the closet with Shippo#

Door: Ding Dong! Ding Dong! #gets faster and more frantic# Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding- #explodes#

KP: #crawls over to the exploded door# NO! All those times we spent together! All those precious moments that shall remain in my heart forever! But…why?!! #starts sobbing uncontrollably#

Myoga: #stands outside the fallen doorframe and looks around# You're all drunk, aren't you?

KP: #holds a piece of the door that's still smoldering# … WHY??!…

Inu: Oh my dear KaratePenguin! I made you pancakes, see? #shows her a stack of pancakes#

KP: #one last long sob# With this door piece, and theses pancakes, I shall be happy once more! #eats door piece and pancakes#

------ If You Ever Had Any Doubt------

Sesshy: I'm pretty much the only one who's sober here. #once again jumped on by FM#

Inu: #forces beer and margaritas down Sesshomaru's throat# Now Sesshomaru, lets be good brothers and drink 'till we pass out!

Sesshy: #stands up all swaying and dizzy like# Why yes Inuyasha… I would love another crème puff…. With extra crème and no puff! Woooo! #spins around#

Inu: #spins around and accidentally steps on Myoga# Ewwww…. Now I got Myoga guts on my feet… EEEEEEEEEEK! #screams like a little girl and jumps up and down#

Kanna: #jumps on the table #Have no fear! #shiny heroic background# FOR I AM HERE!!

Inu: EEEEEEEEEEEK! #runs away from Kanna#

KP: frantically Inu-chan! Come back to me! #throws a stick after him#

Inu: #comes back to her feet with the stick in his mouth #Arf! #smiles happily#

KP: #giggles at the cuteness# Ah, my kawaii Inuyasha, will you get in the Margarita Barrel?

Inu: Only for you my darlin! #hops into the Margarita Barrel#

KP: #throws in the shikon jewel# Oh, and by the way, is this okay with everyone? #everyone is drunk, so of course it's okay!# If you say so! #the barrel and Inuyasha begin to glow. Everyone in blinded by the light, and then it suddenly dims. Standing in the barrel is now Demon, Hanyou, and Human Inuyasha# YAY!

Inu: My goodness! What has happened? #he is drunk, the other two are not#

KP: I used the shikon jewel! That, mixed with margaritas, equals 3 Inuyashas!

DI: #growls#

HI: What….?

KP: #smiles innocently#

Inu: Well, alrighty then!

KP: I get dibs on Hanyou Inuyasha! #clings to Inu#

DI: #out of nowhere# DIE!! #bounces around and kills Naraku and Jaken. Hojo comes out completely sober, so Demon Inuyasha kills him too#

Kagome: Oh no! You killed Hojo! #sees Human Inuyasha# Yay! #pulls him into the bedroom against his will#

Fan girls: #comes running through the exploded door# OMG! It's Demon Inuyasha! #grab him and take him away#

Shippo: #from inside the closet# Who will survive? Demon Inuyasha, or the Fan girls?

HI: #comes running down the stairs# OMG… she tried to-

FM: WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW!

KP: #rebuilds the door while holding onto Inu# It is complete… minus one piece… it was a good piece… I knew it well… #nods#

Door: I LIVE ONCE AGAIN! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! #frantically repeats#

Ah-Un: I think the doors broken again…

Everyone: You're still here?!?!

KP: We forgot you were even here.

Ah-Un: Yeah, that happens a lot.

Door: #still frantically# Ding Dong! #repeats#

Kagome:# from upstairs# WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THE DOOR!? Oh and give my Inuyasha back!

Shippo: #answers the door#

DI: #runs in the house with a terrified expression# Never again am I going outside…. Never… never… never… #slams door shut#

Door: Owww…

Sesshy: Now they're all here! WEEEEEEE!! They gotsa drink the barrel now!

HI Inu DI: OK!! #big smiles# #the barrel and its contents have disappeared#

Inu: Hey! I got an idea!

HI: Really? I do to!

DI: #giddy schoolgirl squeal# like OMG so do I! #giggle#

HI Inu DI: LETS DO THE CAN CAN! #stand in a line and does the Can Can#

KP: #cheers loudly like a groupie# I LOVE YOU ALL!!! #sees a can of soup floating in mid air# Ooo! #grabs can of soup and heads to the kitchen# My new love!

Inu: #stops can canning and watches her leave# …What about me? #thinking# I shall get that can of soup for taking my KaratePenguin away from me! Then I shall take her and make her mine, so then no one may take her away form me again! #follows them into the kitchen#

Door: Ding D- #is run over and trampled by Kaede riding a humongously fat pig#

Kaede: Yee-haw! Let's go Pickles!

Pickles: #oinks and runs through the kitchen and smashes through the wall#

Sesshy: What the…

Fan girls: #suddenly come through the trampled door in a huge mob, chasing the pig# WE LOVE YOU PICKLES!!! #follows them through the now no-existing wall#

FM: Piggy! Run for your life! RUN PIGGY RUN!