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A/N Back again please RR because I don't know if I should continue. I didn't get around to the Miss America thing in the last chapter. hopefully I will in this chappie. Enjoy! Thanks to my 2 reviewers, LilyE and Harry potter!! I'm glad you like it! I will try to update about every 2 weeks, maybe less if I try really hard. Reviews will motivate me!!
Lily heaved a mighty sigh after watching Remus walk away. He's so sweet, she thought. Why isn't Potter more like him?
Meanwhile James and Sirius had reentered the Great Hall. James looked downcast while Sirius looked... serious. Remus waved them over, looking slightly uncomfortable. "James, mate, I um I have to tell you something." James raised his head about 2 inches, and mumbled incomprehensively. Remus hesitated before saying " Its about Lily. I-I- I just wanted to tell you that she's in the Miss Hogwarts contest" he rushed on lying, as he had lost his nerve. James looked suspiciously at Remus, but Sirius only shrugged. He could be so oblivious to important things.
And lunch, they went to Potions. "I can't believe we have double with Slytherins." Moaned Katrina. "Will you shut UP already?" Lily snapped irritably. Katrina whirled on Lily so fast her neck cracked. "Lily would you just shut up for once in your life?? You have been taking out your anger on me just because Sirius and I are a couple." Lily opened then closed her mouth. "Your right Kat. Sorry." Kat's features softened. "Its ok Lily, I know your stressed major, but you should give James a chance. You two would make a great couple." She teased. "Kat, if I tell you a secret, can you keep it?" Lily asked quietly.
Kat nodded her agreement, and Lily leaned forward. "I don't like James." Katrina laughed. "Wait there's more. I-I like Remus." "Is that all?" Kat asked. "I like Remus to. He's cool." Lily hastened to correct her. "No, Kat, I mean, I think I may love him." Kat didn't say anything. She had her mouth open in shock.
The next day was the day of the pageant. Lily, Kat, Livi, and Nat spent hours primping to make themselves as beautiful as possible. Lily was a stunning red head in a sparkly red gown. Kat had black hair, and was wearing a black mini with a lacy sparkly shirt. Livi was the blond, and she had on a traditional ocean blue evening gown, with gloves. Nat, who had curly, dirty blonde hair looked amazing, considering she was wearing a lime green sleeveless sweater with a forest green knee length skirt. When they finished their nails and hair, they went down to the common room to meet up with Alice and Molly. "Wow" Lily breathed as she saw her fellow redhead Molly looking gorgeous. After agreeing they all looked wonderful, they headed down to the Great Hall. Albus ushered them into a private chamber (like the 1 in GOF) where Narcissa and Bellatrix were waiting. When they had exchanged rather icy hellos, Albus spoke up. "Hello girls. As you know you have been chosen to compete in a Ms. Hogwarts pageant. It will determine whom the smartest, funniest, prettiest, all around loveliest lady at Hogwarts is. Any questions?"
Lily spoke up. "Why are there no HufflePuffs or RavenClaws?" Dumbly sighed. "Ah yes, Id thought I would have to answer that question. You see, no HufflePuff is smart enough, and the RavenClaws are not funny enough." A collective "Oh" was heard throughout the group of girls. "So" said Dumbly brightly, a twinkle in his eyes "Lets meet the hosts."
In walked Arthur, Sirius, and Severus. Lily groaned. "Mr. Headmaster sir, you cannot be serious!" Sirius opened his mouth, most likely to make a joke about his name, but Livi raised her wand threateningly, so he remained silent. "Now then, lets get out there and get started!" Arthur said cheerfully. "Whatever you say," Molly said dreamily. Arthur smiled at her and they walked into the Great Hall. Whistles and Catcalls were heard, especially as Lily and her fellow Gryffindors walked by.
James and Remus were watching (Peter was there 2, unfortunately) as they all passed. James sighed. "Wowsers she's hot! I like her so much Remus." Remus looked uncomfortable and nodded vaguely. "Moony you ok? You seem kind of quiet today." Remus looked up, and seemed startled to see James and Peter looking at him like he was transforming right then and there. "What? Why are you staring at me?" he exclaimed. Peter just shook his head and James looked as if he felt sorry for Remus.
Albus stood up and a hush fell over the Great Hall, saving Remus for having to answer. "Our pageant is about to begin. There will be a round of questions, then swimsuit competition, then another round of questions. Then whoever gets the loudest applause will be crowned Miss Hogwarts. All clear? All right then." Everyone nodded. "Now in fairness, Arthur will ask 7th years, Snape will ask the 6th years, and Sirius will ask the 5th years. Lets start with 6th years." Sirius sneered at Snape. "Come on, Snivillus, we haven't got all day." Snape merely glared in return before turning to Narcissa. "You question is, Cissa," he was cut off my Dumbly saying, "You may ask anything you wish." Snape thought for a moment then his eyes lit up.
"Cissa, have you ever had sex with Lucius Malfoy?" She stared at him, blushing furiously. She muttered something so quietly, nobody could hear. "Speak up, Cissa. Everyone is waiting. She blushed deeply, and whispered, "Yes." Severus snickered then said, " You will have to speak up." She sighed and yelled, "YES!!!" There was a shocked silence, then. laughing. Everyone craned his or her necks to see who was so insensitive. It was none other then James Potter. He quieted down, and the next to go was Molly. Arthur asked her, "Molly, you are a pureblood, correct? Who have your parents arranged for you to marry?" There were some boos, but she said Promptly with no shyness "You." Arthur looked surprised, but happy. There were hoots, but they shushed as Sirius cleared his throat. "Lily, if you could choose any boy in 5th year to go out with, who would it be?" Lily looked uncertain. "Remember my dear, we have Vertiserum to those who won't answer. She sighed then said, "If you must know, I would choose a certain Gryffindor by the name of--
A/N and so it continues. my story sorry its so short, I don't have a lot of time so please R&R **Evil Cliffy** but not that evil!! I will try to have the next chappie up in less than 2 weeks!!
A/N Back again please RR because I don't know if I should continue. I didn't get around to the Miss America thing in the last chapter. hopefully I will in this chappie. Enjoy! Thanks to my 2 reviewers, LilyE and Harry potter!! I'm glad you like it! I will try to update about every 2 weeks, maybe less if I try really hard. Reviews will motivate me!!
Lily heaved a mighty sigh after watching Remus walk away. He's so sweet, she thought. Why isn't Potter more like him?
Meanwhile James and Sirius had reentered the Great Hall. James looked downcast while Sirius looked... serious. Remus waved them over, looking slightly uncomfortable. "James, mate, I um I have to tell you something." James raised his head about 2 inches, and mumbled incomprehensively. Remus hesitated before saying " Its about Lily. I-I- I just wanted to tell you that she's in the Miss Hogwarts contest" he rushed on lying, as he had lost his nerve. James looked suspiciously at Remus, but Sirius only shrugged. He could be so oblivious to important things.
And lunch, they went to Potions. "I can't believe we have double with Slytherins." Moaned Katrina. "Will you shut UP already?" Lily snapped irritably. Katrina whirled on Lily so fast her neck cracked. "Lily would you just shut up for once in your life?? You have been taking out your anger on me just because Sirius and I are a couple." Lily opened then closed her mouth. "Your right Kat. Sorry." Kat's features softened. "Its ok Lily, I know your stressed major, but you should give James a chance. You two would make a great couple." She teased. "Kat, if I tell you a secret, can you keep it?" Lily asked quietly.
Kat nodded her agreement, and Lily leaned forward. "I don't like James." Katrina laughed. "Wait there's more. I-I like Remus." "Is that all?" Kat asked. "I like Remus to. He's cool." Lily hastened to correct her. "No, Kat, I mean, I think I may love him." Kat didn't say anything. She had her mouth open in shock.
The next day was the day of the pageant. Lily, Kat, Livi, and Nat spent hours primping to make themselves as beautiful as possible. Lily was a stunning red head in a sparkly red gown. Kat had black hair, and was wearing a black mini with a lacy sparkly shirt. Livi was the blond, and she had on a traditional ocean blue evening gown, with gloves. Nat, who had curly, dirty blonde hair looked amazing, considering she was wearing a lime green sleeveless sweater with a forest green knee length skirt. When they finished their nails and hair, they went down to the common room to meet up with Alice and Molly. "Wow" Lily breathed as she saw her fellow redhead Molly looking gorgeous. After agreeing they all looked wonderful, they headed down to the Great Hall. Albus ushered them into a private chamber (like the 1 in GOF) where Narcissa and Bellatrix were waiting. When they had exchanged rather icy hellos, Albus spoke up. "Hello girls. As you know you have been chosen to compete in a Ms. Hogwarts pageant. It will determine whom the smartest, funniest, prettiest, all around loveliest lady at Hogwarts is. Any questions?"
Lily spoke up. "Why are there no HufflePuffs or RavenClaws?" Dumbly sighed. "Ah yes, Id thought I would have to answer that question. You see, no HufflePuff is smart enough, and the RavenClaws are not funny enough." A collective "Oh" was heard throughout the group of girls. "So" said Dumbly brightly, a twinkle in his eyes "Lets meet the hosts."
In walked Arthur, Sirius, and Severus. Lily groaned. "Mr. Headmaster sir, you cannot be serious!" Sirius opened his mouth, most likely to make a joke about his name, but Livi raised her wand threateningly, so he remained silent. "Now then, lets get out there and get started!" Arthur said cheerfully. "Whatever you say," Molly said dreamily. Arthur smiled at her and they walked into the Great Hall. Whistles and Catcalls were heard, especially as Lily and her fellow Gryffindors walked by.
James and Remus were watching (Peter was there 2, unfortunately) as they all passed. James sighed. "Wowsers she's hot! I like her so much Remus." Remus looked uncomfortable and nodded vaguely. "Moony you ok? You seem kind of quiet today." Remus looked up, and seemed startled to see James and Peter looking at him like he was transforming right then and there. "What? Why are you staring at me?" he exclaimed. Peter just shook his head and James looked as if he felt sorry for Remus.
Albus stood up and a hush fell over the Great Hall, saving Remus for having to answer. "Our pageant is about to begin. There will be a round of questions, then swimsuit competition, then another round of questions. Then whoever gets the loudest applause will be crowned Miss Hogwarts. All clear? All right then." Everyone nodded. "Now in fairness, Arthur will ask 7th years, Snape will ask the 6th years, and Sirius will ask the 5th years. Lets start with 6th years." Sirius sneered at Snape. "Come on, Snivillus, we haven't got all day." Snape merely glared in return before turning to Narcissa. "You question is, Cissa," he was cut off my Dumbly saying, "You may ask anything you wish." Snape thought for a moment then his eyes lit up.
"Cissa, have you ever had sex with Lucius Malfoy?" She stared at him, blushing furiously. She muttered something so quietly, nobody could hear. "Speak up, Cissa. Everyone is waiting. She blushed deeply, and whispered, "Yes." Severus snickered then said, " You will have to speak up." She sighed and yelled, "YES!!!" There was a shocked silence, then. laughing. Everyone craned his or her necks to see who was so insensitive. It was none other then James Potter. He quieted down, and the next to go was Molly. Arthur asked her, "Molly, you are a pureblood, correct? Who have your parents arranged for you to marry?" There were some boos, but she said Promptly with no shyness "You." Arthur looked surprised, but happy. There were hoots, but they shushed as Sirius cleared his throat. "Lily, if you could choose any boy in 5th year to go out with, who would it be?" Lily looked uncertain. "Remember my dear, we have Vertiserum to those who won't answer. She sighed then said, "If you must know, I would choose a certain Gryffindor by the name of--
A/N and so it continues. my story sorry its so short, I don't have a lot of time so please R&R **Evil Cliffy** but not that evil!! I will try to have the next chappie up in less than 2 weeks!!
