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A/N I am so sad only 4 reviews please review it only takes about 10 seconds and it would make my whole day!! *Puppy dog eyes* Anyway sorry for the wait, school and basketball keeps me busy!

"I would have to say. Wait. Can I pick more than one?" Sirius smirked. "What, can't decide between me and my boy Jamie?" Lily blushed but with anger. She retorted fiercely " Yeah but you just answered my question. I would pick.. Remus Lupin." James looked up, shocked at what he had heard. His heart felt crushed into millions of pieces. (All together now. AWWWWWW) Sirius and Remus both looked shocked, but Remus had a slightly silly smile on his face. James took one look at his friend, looked hurt beyond time, and then, remembering he was James Potter, he shrugged. He still had his fan club after all. At which time the brunette bimbo, Kali, walked by shaking her hips in a way she thought was sexy, with her sidekicks Jess and Kris strutting unattractively behind her. James shook his head mentally asking himself why only the sluttish girls liked him.

Meanwhile, it was Snape's turn to ask Bellatrix a question. He thought a long while, then went over to our dear Bella (AN how I hate her!!) and smiled way too nicely. She immediately looked suspicious. "Bella," Snape drawled slowly and deliberately, "Who is your favorite family member, you're least favorite, and who are you in love with?" now this seems relatively normal, except Bellatrix was already engaged to Rodolphus Lestrange. She paused a moment then said, almost too quickly, "I love Narcissa, hate Sirius, and I am in love with Rodolphus of course!" Snape snorted then said, "I think we will go to the truth potion for this." Bellatrix seemed to blush, but recovered quickly. She took a sip and sat there calmly. Snape grinned wickedly, and then said, "Bells, who is your favorite and least favorite family member?" She replied, " Narcissa and Sirius." So she was telling the truth. Then Snape asked, "Who are you in love with?" She droned tonelessly, "I love Lucius Malfoy." At hearing this Narcissa shrieked with rage and leaped at Bella, tearing at her throat. With a casual flick Narcissa's ID changed from Miss Slytherin 6th year, to Disqualified. She stomped angrily off the platform, and Lucius hurried after her. Bells, having recovered from the affects, looked embarrassed and said nothing. Next Arthur found that Alice wanted to break up with her current boyfriend, and Sirius found that Kat had slept with 4 guys, Livi was a lesbian, and Natalie had never kissed a guy. After Natalie's turn ended, Dumbledore stood up and announced, "Time for swimsuits" at which all guys hooted and hollered while the girls on stage blushed and the girls in the audience rolled their eyes. "Sirius Black announcing." Dumbledore said and sat down.

Sirius walked out wearing a Speedo at which the girls all snapped to attention. He laughed and muttered a spell to cover himself. There was a collective "awww" from the audience that eventually died down.

Then he magically conjured a mike, and started. First we have the stunning blonde, Olivia, wearing a hot pink bikini with tropical flowers. She has a great body, and she looks all ready for a day. no not at the beach, for a day with me! At this Kat scowled and Lily muttered, "He's not worth your time."

"Next up is the... Er.. Nice. well the Bellatrix Black. She can't be all bad because she is after all, related to me, but she is a Slytherin. She is wearing a green scaly suit and I don't think she'll be swimming in that." Bella glared at Sirius for the horrible intro, and walked around and then through the curtain.

"And next we have the lovely flower Lily Evans. She looks great in a fiery flaming red one piece complete with wraparound skirt. But back off fellows, because she's taken by Mr. James Potter." James looked down because he knew Lily might never be his. Remus looked sadly and knew he had made his friends angry. Lily stormed over to Sirius and slapped him smartly across the face, took a curtsy and left. He looked shocked but smoothly recovered.

"Next we have Kat wearing a matching bra and thong, black with white stripes. WOWSERS does she look good." Sirius said unenthusiastically until Kat turned around and he saw her barely covered arse exposed. She smiled flirtatiously and swayed offstage.

Before Sirius had time to say anything, Alice shyly walked on. Frank Longbottom and 5 other guys' jaws dropped 3 feet. The usually conservative Alice was wearing an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini and wasn't trying to cover herself in the least. She smiled dazzlingly and walked offstage.

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini

That she wore for the first time today An itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini So in the water she wanted to stay

Then Molly came out, wearing a lacy black bathing suit that would've looked terrible on anyone but her. She walked out, smiled, and walked back out in about 4 seconds. Sirius didn't even have time to open his mouth.

"Last but not least we have the Dirty Blonde Natalie." She glared at him. "We know you aren't REALLY dirty it's just a joke!" She walked off somewhat huffily.

Snape stood up and cleared his throat. "Due to lack of time, Dumbledore decided not to hold another round of questions. So that means a winner was ready to be announced. Drum roll please.... the 2nd runner up is. Alice! Congrats." She rushed up to get her pass to miss one class. "The first runner up, and recipient of a pass on one exam, is. Bellatrix Black!" She looked sour at not winning but happy all the same. "And now the grand prize winner and Miss Hogwarts is. Miss Lily Evans." She squealed and rushed up to center. "Evans," Snape said rudely, "You can pick a boy to present you with a bouquet of roses. Who do you choose?" Lily smiled radiantly and said "Peter Pettigrew" Peter looked up almost shocked, but he knew Lily was very nice and always included everyone so he went up even though he knew she really liked Remus. He handed he the flowers quickly and sat down, noticing both Remus and James were glaring at him, he ran off the kitchens for food. Lily sat down, and Kali immediately flung peas at Lily, ruining her dress. James stood up very deliberately and walked over to Kali. He smiled at her then slowly loaded her spoon with potatoes, aimed toward Lily, then shook his head and flung then at Jess. He laughed and walked back over to sit down. Then some random kid, very possibly Sirius yelled "FOOD FIGHT!!" Food splattered everywhere. Peas were flung, ketchup shot through straws, biscuits chucked across the hall. It was a mess of fun. When the girls tried to creep up on Lily to pour pudding on her, she lifted her milk as if to take a sip but instead, WOOSH it hit the girls right in the face. Lily then smiled innocently and asked ever so sweetly, "Hey Kali-got milk?" McGonogall stood up to put a stop to it when a drumstick hit her in the side of the head- and it had come from Dumbledore's direction. She looked over shocked, and she saw the familiar twinkle. That was enough for her to know who threw it. She sighed. If the headmaster was for it, then so was she.

AN so there is the chappie sorry it took so long basketball is over for a week then tryouts for CYO so I will try to update sooner! Thanks to my 3 reviews, ChickoftheDarkMoon, LilyE, and harrypotter. If you guys are the only ones reading it I'm writing it 4 u!!