Okay, okay. I know that I should really put up chapter three for Discovery,
but I wanted to do this first. This is a one shot so I can get this over
with. If you think this entire fic is a bunch of nonsense, I agree with you
completely. This is-i- a bunch of nonsense, so there is no use flaming
about it. I do not own YuYu Hakusho, Danny Phantom :( or any thing else I
use in this fic that is not mine. Right. I should get on with the fic now.
Hiei: I hate you all.
Kuwabara: Duh....
Hiei quickly kills Kuwabara.
Yuseke: Why did you have to do that?
Hiei: He was getting on my nerves. Besides, what do you care?
Yuseke: Well, I did go to school with him.
Kurama (in fox form, like, invisible): Boo.
Yuseke: Waah! Whoa, I never get used to that.
Hiei: Weakling.
Yuseke: Shut up! I'm tired of your attitude! Every day. You get up, eat, torment everyone, then go back to bed! I'm sick of it!
Before Yuseke can say another word, Hiei takes out his sword and cuts him through like he did that one dude in the tower thing on that one episode.
Hiei: I know what you're thinking. Did I cut him one time or six hundred twenty-seven times?
Kurama: Uhhh...sixteen?
Hiei: Yep. You have good eyes grasshopper.
Hiei then gives a karate like bow. Kurama then kills him.
Kurama: I was getting tired of that little freak. He was cramping my style.
A gigantic meteor then comes down from the sky, purely by chance and kills Kurama.
Botan: Konichiwa, everyone!
Yuseke: I hate you guys so bad right now.
Botan: Okay, you guys! Let's go to the spirit world!
Kuwabara: Do we gotta...
Botan: Yes.
Kuwabara: Do we gotta hafta?
Botan: Yes.
Kuwabara: Do we gotta hafta really?
Botan: Stop wasting my time. You go in first. Then promtly pushes him into the ghost world. (Turns to the others.) So, then. Who's next?
Yuseke: Let's all go.
Hiei: Shut up.
All of them jump in. They find a world with many doors and a great swirling vortex.
Kurama: Should we take one of the doors, or the swirling vortex of ultimate peril?
Yuseke (suggestively): Swirling vortex of ultimate peril?
Kurama: Let's.
They float through the vortex, and find that it is not of ultimate peril at all. In fact, once they came out of the vortex, they found that they were in a laboratory of some kind.
Kuwabara: So I guess we're ghosts now, huh, homies?
Hiei: Duh, and I am not your homie.
Yuseke: Whatever, I'm used to it.
Everyone comes outside.
Hiei: This world looks like it could easily be taken over. Hn.
Yuseke: Stop saying hn.
Hiei: Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn.
Yuseke: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Danny comes flying up to them.
Danny: Who are you?
Kuwabara: Uhh...Who are we again?
Yuseke slaps his hand to his head.
Yuseke: Please excuse my friend. He's a little...out of it.
Danny (sarcastically): I couldn't tell.
Kuwabara: Whatever. You guys are just jealous.
Hiei: Shut up.
Hiei then shoots out the daragon of dark flame or whatever it's called and then kills every one in the world. Except for Danny. Then everyone comes back through the portal and are, of course, just a little bit angry for being killed.
Jack (Danny's dad): Hey, I told you all ghosts existed and that it wasn't a waste of time to fight them! Oh no! Now I am a ghost so I have to fight myself!
Jack then beats himself up.
Hiei: Hn.
Yuseke: Yaaargh!
The ghosts of the earth then try to kill the Yu Yu Hakusho people, but, of course, they can't because they're already dead. Danny just floats off with Sam and Tucker shaking his head.
space-time continuim: This is messed up. This never happened.
silence...
BANG!
space-time continuim: I didn't mean to go back that far! Oh, well. Such as life.
end
So...what did you think? Please reveiw to express your feelings about my messed up fic. I'm going to get started on that third chapter tomorrow. Bye.
Hiei: I hate you all.
Kuwabara: Duh....
Hiei quickly kills Kuwabara.
Yuseke: Why did you have to do that?
Hiei: He was getting on my nerves. Besides, what do you care?
Yuseke: Well, I did go to school with him.
Kurama (in fox form, like, invisible): Boo.
Yuseke: Waah! Whoa, I never get used to that.
Hiei: Weakling.
Yuseke: Shut up! I'm tired of your attitude! Every day. You get up, eat, torment everyone, then go back to bed! I'm sick of it!
Before Yuseke can say another word, Hiei takes out his sword and cuts him through like he did that one dude in the tower thing on that one episode.
Hiei: I know what you're thinking. Did I cut him one time or six hundred twenty-seven times?
Kurama: Uhhh...sixteen?
Hiei: Yep. You have good eyes grasshopper.
Hiei then gives a karate like bow. Kurama then kills him.
Kurama: I was getting tired of that little freak. He was cramping my style.
A gigantic meteor then comes down from the sky, purely by chance and kills Kurama.
Botan: Konichiwa, everyone!
Yuseke: I hate you guys so bad right now.
Botan: Okay, you guys! Let's go to the spirit world!
Kuwabara: Do we gotta...
Botan: Yes.
Kuwabara: Do we gotta hafta?
Botan: Yes.
Kuwabara: Do we gotta hafta really?
Botan: Stop wasting my time. You go in first. Then promtly pushes him into the ghost world. (Turns to the others.) So, then. Who's next?
Yuseke: Let's all go.
Hiei: Shut up.
All of them jump in. They find a world with many doors and a great swirling vortex.
Kurama: Should we take one of the doors, or the swirling vortex of ultimate peril?
Yuseke (suggestively): Swirling vortex of ultimate peril?
Kurama: Let's.
They float through the vortex, and find that it is not of ultimate peril at all. In fact, once they came out of the vortex, they found that they were in a laboratory of some kind.
Kuwabara: So I guess we're ghosts now, huh, homies?
Hiei: Duh, and I am not your homie.
Yuseke: Whatever, I'm used to it.
Everyone comes outside.
Hiei: This world looks like it could easily be taken over. Hn.
Yuseke: Stop saying hn.
Hiei: Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn.
Yuseke: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Danny comes flying up to them.
Danny: Who are you?
Kuwabara: Uhh...Who are we again?
Yuseke slaps his hand to his head.
Yuseke: Please excuse my friend. He's a little...out of it.
Danny (sarcastically): I couldn't tell.
Kuwabara: Whatever. You guys are just jealous.
Hiei: Shut up.
Hiei then shoots out the daragon of dark flame or whatever it's called and then kills every one in the world. Except for Danny. Then everyone comes back through the portal and are, of course, just a little bit angry for being killed.
Jack (Danny's dad): Hey, I told you all ghosts existed and that it wasn't a waste of time to fight them! Oh no! Now I am a ghost so I have to fight myself!
Jack then beats himself up.
Hiei: Hn.
Yuseke: Yaaargh!
The ghosts of the earth then try to kill the Yu Yu Hakusho people, but, of course, they can't because they're already dead. Danny just floats off with Sam and Tucker shaking his head.
space-time continuim: This is messed up. This never happened.
silence...
BANG!
space-time continuim: I didn't mean to go back that far! Oh, well. Such as life.
end
So...what did you think? Please reveiw to express your feelings about my messed up fic. I'm going to get started on that third chapter tomorrow. Bye.
