Thank you to Hell Hound for your character and question.

Dear SiriousB1,

I am a person who goes out and kills sorts of evil undead, that's part of my job. But one night as I'm minding my own business a demented priest came up to me and starts throwing some forms of messed up knives. I shot a bullet at the demented priest but he got up like nothing happened. I am out of my mind trying to think of a way to kill this demented priest but every time I come up with something new so does that priest. He says he's cleansing the world but from what I ask? Is there any hope in killing this demented priest and this weird little toy knives?

Sincerely,
Big Red

Dear Big Red,

Crazy priests are hard to get rid off. Once they start following you, they don't stop. I remember a sleepover at my friend's house ages ago; a Jehovah's Witness member stopped by the door and wouldn't go away because they could see us through the window. Not that is important right now, but just a story to share. Now, if you are an overlord of the night who kills others because you are even more evil, yet good at the same time, I can understand the priest's situation. Yes, you are doing society a favor by killing the undead, but you are a threat yourself. Think about it…if you saw you walking down the street, would you run away and hide? Anyway, getting back to your question, I'd say do the most blasphemous thing you can thing of. This might freak him out so bad that he'll have a heart attack. Suggestions on what this profane action could be? Um, groping him, making out with a random person that passes, flash him, etc. Knives are pesky things…you have guns, so it would seem that you are at an advantage, but, should he keep coming back, maybe a need for explosives is in order? I can see that working rather nicely. But, should he continue to persist, send a letter to the Pope complaining of unruly conduct from his minions. Maybe the head honcho will pull him out of your area for a time? Good luck…

Sincerely,
SiriousB1