Bloopers- Marauders seventh year

DC: I don't own Harry Potter

A/N: I advise you to read Marauders seventh year before this. These are mistakes that the Marauders had made during the fanfic. I, Megumi Ohira, of course direct these.

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-They are on the train, and Sirius is doing Kukuclocklikings. End of Ch. 1, and 2-

"Kukuclocklikings!" Sirius yelled

Silence...

"What was that suppose... Hey it didn't work!" James said.

More silence...

"Err... try it again Sirius." Megumi Ohira (me!) says.

"Kukuclocklikings!" Sirius yells.

Silence...

"What was that... Okay maybe we should do it again?" James asked.

"Are you saying it right? Remember it's Ku-Ku-Clock-Like-Ings." Lily reminded him.

"I should know what I created. Ahem... Kukuclocklikings!" Sirius yelled again.

"What was that.... Okay it's not working." James complained.

I come into the compartment.

"Let me see that wand..." MO said. (I will call myself MO now Moe to Lily)

I look at it, and flip it around.

"It looks okay...." MO said.

A sudden popping noise.

"Hello everyone!" Fred Weasley exclaimes.

"Surprised that we are here, huh?" George Weasley said.

"Err... aren't you Molly Weasley's children?" Lily asked.

"Why are you here? You're not even born yet!" Remus exclaimed.

"We've come to speak to Sirius Black." George said.

"That's me..." Sirius said.

"Well, we kind of switched your wand with that fake one on your dresser." Fred said.

"We thought you would have tested it before leaving, but you didn't..." George said.

"You mean I left my wand at home?" The twin's nod. "I LEFT MY WAND AT HOME!" Sirius yelled.

"CUT, wait why was I rolling in the first place? Someone go get Sirius's wand!" MO yells.

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-Scene when Betty-sue comes in Chapter 1-

"Hello everyone! James, and Lily meet Betty-sue Kingsling!" Peter said.

-Everyone is supposed to be quiet-

"Can't take it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Lily cried out.

"Lily!! Don't laugh!" Remus said.

"I'm so sorry! Please start over!" Lily said straightning herself out.

"Okay then take two... and rolling!" (Okay I'm calling myself I now.) I said.

"Hello everyone! James, and Lily meet Betty-sue Kingsling!" Peter said again.

-Quietness-

"OHOHOHOHO-HAHAHAHAHAHA!! SORRY MOE!" Lily exclaimes.

"Take three.... And Rolling!" I yell.

"... Hello everyone! James, and Lil--" Peter begane but...

"IT'S JUST SO FUNNY!" Lily cried out as she drops onto the floor "HAHAHAHA!"

Betty leaves saying a lot of profanity under her breath. Lily still laughing.

"I do hope you know that, that was just a suit..." Peter said.

Lily suddenly stops, and get's up.

"I'M SOOOORRRRYYY COME BAAACCKKK!!" Lily yelled as she runs off set.

"Let's try this tomorrow..."

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-At Breakfast chapter 4-

The next morning the four Marauders went down to the Great hall, together, for breakfast. They sat down in the order they were in yesterday. Lily looked a mess. She kept on falling asleep only to be jerked up from the bad memories. She looked pale and didn't feel herself. James noticed this and asked her questions.

"Lily, or SG, are you sure you're okay? I think you should go to the hospital wing. Do you need to?" James asked worriedly.

Lily looks at him strangly. "SG?"

"I thought it was SP?" Sirius asked me.

"Instead of Silver Paw, it's Silver Georgia?" Remus suggested with a laugh.

"Yes I mean SP, I'm so stupid...STUPID STUPID STUPID!!"

He starts, violently, hitting his head.

"James! Okay it's okay," Remus said as he turned to me "Were still rolling aren't we?" He asked.

"Yep." I say.

"You're gonna give yourself a concussion!" Lily argued. She grabs James's hands.

"Okay, I'm okay..." James said taking a deep breath.

"Cut. Okay take two."

"Lily, or SP, are you sure you're okay? I think you should go to the hospital wing. Do you need to?" James asked.

"James, Prongs, I'm fine don't worry!" Said reassuringly.

Sirius then groans.

"Transfiguration with Hufflepuff." He said.

"Looks like we have double Potions with Slytherin." James said.

"Then history of magic with Ravenclaw." Remus said.

"What a boring day..." Sirius groaned.

Lily was again falling asleep in her food. This time she landed in it.

"SO, Quidditch season is coming soon!" Sirius said, the three of them paying no mind to Lily. I look through the script.

"Yeah I can't wait!" James exclaimed.

"Are you still commentating, Sirius?" Remus asked.

"Yeah, of course!" Sirius said. I look down, and gasp.

"LILY ISN'T BREATHING!" I yell.

"OMG! GET MADAME PROMFRY!" Sirius yells as they rush to get Lily out.

"When you come back, we'll start over..." I yelled to them, then sighed. "I hate this job... Wait hate is such a stong word... dislike... nope I like hate better..."

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-At Petunia's house Chapter 6-

"And Action!"

"OMG! Where did you get your nails done?" Lily asked Petunia.

"At this place called Monica's! She is the best!" Petunia said.

"That's cool! I want my bloody nails done, but I never have time..." LIly said sadly. Petunia smiled.

"I can take you there sometime, when is your next day off?" Petunia asked. Lily brightened up.

"Oh, on Thursday! Maybe we can go for coffee too! I hear there is a nice coffee place, called... Starbucks? Yeah, Starbucks!" Lily said.

"Yeah and after that we could go to Quizno's. They have the best subs!" Petunia exclaimed.

"Yeah but I have to watch my figure..." Lily pouted.

"Or Subway!" Petunia suggested.

"OF COURSE!" Lily said with a broad smile.

Sirius turned to Remus. "Err... Aren't we rolling?"

Remus nodds, then asks Sirius.

"Subway? Do they mean that 'Eat fresh' place?"

Sirius's shruged.

"Lily we can't start over from the same roll thingy!" James yelled.

"WE WERE ROLLING!?" Lily and Petunia yelled together. Lily put on a face of mock anger.

"Where did you burry them!" She yelled at Petunia.

"It's too late.... Cut; okay get into place... and Action!" I yell.

"Go away, you freak." Petunia said holding a picture.

'Finally...' I say in my head.

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-Sirius is jumping on Lily's bed chapter 7-

"It's Hanukah!" Sirius said. Lily opened her eyes confused.

"Hanukah? I thought it was Christmas?" Lily asked looking up to him.

Remus steps in the room.

"Are you Jewish?" He asked.

"Jewish? Is that a food?" Sirius asked.

"No it's a type of person." Lily explained.

"Oh, no I'm British! Or am I?" Sirius asked with one eyebrow up. He was now sitting on Lily's bed.

There was Silence.

"..." (me...)

"Was I supposed to be in here? Hey a PJ party!" James exclaimed, as he came through the door.

"It is? Let me go get into my boxers..." Remus said.

"CUT JUST CUT! OKAY EVERYONE TEN MINUTE.... AN HOUR BREAK!!" I yell throwing the script in the air.

"YAY AN HOUR!" All of them yell.

"BOXER AND BRA PARTY!" Sirius yells, as they change.

"It's too early... Where's my coffee? NO not Coffee, Pepsi.... Yeah Pepsi..." I say grumpily.

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Well this is the last chapter! Hopefully they don't kick this chapter off...

Review me please!

-Megumi Ohira