I don't own the titans.
The Clothes Make The Man.
"Okay dudes and dudetess, here's the piece of resistance! Dinner. Soy milk, tossed salade, and some applesauces. Carrots mixed with peas and brocklie and spinach puffs. Bone apttet!" said Beast Boy with a silly grin on his goofy face.
Everyone stared at the food. They all had agreed to each cook meals diffrent times this week and it was Beast Boy's night to cook but it didn't mean they had to like it!
"Great job BB but should we really eat before Cyborg gets back? " asked Robin hoping to delay eatting rabbit food at least 10 mins.
Before Beast Boy could protest Cyborg walzed in with a goofyer look then Beast Boy. He sighed dreamly paying absoulutly no attention to anyone else and began to eat pleasently Beast Boy's food.
"Ah, that was good, tell me is there anymore?" he asked still lost in his own mind. Then everyone looked at him as if he lost his mind.
"Uh, Cyborg you just ate an entire veggie meal without throw it back up!" Raven exclaimed in astonashishment.
"So?"
"So you've never had anything good every to say about my cooking!" said BB
"Yo guys it no big deal, I just feel it was good meal. Anybody can change their minds. " he said defencefly
"Ok who are you and what have you done with our friend Cyborg?" asked Robin. He held two birdarangs out to show that he was serious.
"Are you suggesting that someone cloned Cyborg?" asked a confused Starfire.
"Uh Star it just an expression." said Raven exaggerated.
"Oh ,well the way he is behaving I thought he been bit by a hunkhunkaiona bug, it a bit like a mosquito except its the bite does not make you inch it makes you very happy for about two hours." said Starfire blushing as she played with her fork.
"Oh it a bug bite , but not a hunk -whatever. Old Cyborg was bit by the love bug. " said Beast Boy giggling. He looked very pleased.
"So who is she and when can we meet her?" asked Robin stearnly
"Her name is Nakida , Nakida Ororo Warren. She's everything I could ever want and more. " he sighed heavenly. No doubt about it. He was majorly in love.
"Nakida Warren mmm. That name sounds familer. I'll look her up in our data base. " said Robin and away he went.
Raven and Starfire went to do the dishes. BB went to play Lost World Explores. Robin was still searching the date base. Cyborg was just holding his head and sighing happly.
"Finshed, your girl Nakida gets around alot. She wasn't lying. She's been all around the world. And done a lot. No known enemies. Born in the US on 9-4-87. She seems very legit. But I wouldn't get to close. She's never in one place for long." said Robin
Just then a musicle beep played on Cyborg wrist and Sonia appered. Everyone jumped. They weren't expecting this.
"Sonia why are you here and how?" asked a bewildered Cyborg.
"My misstress Ms. Warren downloaded a small part of me onto your hard drive, so you may never be apart. I have a message from Ms.Warren. Do you wish to hear?" she asked gleefly.
"Uh yeah I would like to hear it. Play it now." he said looking at her funny. What kind of message had Nakida sent?
Sonia's imange shimmered for a few mins. Then reappered as Nakida herself.
"Whoa!" said Raven
"She's pretty." said Star
"She beauitful!" said Robin
Beast Boy changed into a wolf and whistled. What a hottie! A babe! Cyborg was so lucky!
"Hello, Cyborg. Just to let you know my parents aren't mad at all that I skipped work. Mom said it was about time I took time out for myself. They were really pleased to know I was saved by the son of Dr.Stone. So thanks. Anyways the reason I called was this Saturday is a science confrence at Crystal Rain Hall in Central City. And I was hoping you be my date. It will be so much fun. If you want to come please say yes." said the hologram of Nakida. She was pleading with him.
He didn't need to think. He immeaditly said "Yes"
The hologram smiled and said, "Excelent. My limo will pick you up at 7:00 Saturday. Oh yeah its a black tie event. I know you have trouble with clothes so that's why with the new upgrades I think you'll be quite pleased. Soina will help you select something to wear. See you later, Cho Vic!" said the hologram as it changed back to Sonia"Please enter this code Mr.Stone 101487. A small screen opened up with all the lastest fashions. He picked a stylish raven black tux. Then all of sudden nanobots covered him and changed into the suit!
"Wow she wasn't kidding about this upgrade. This suit is the bomb! So Titans how do I look?" Cyborg asked
"Wonderful friend. I can't believe your going on a date. Come friend we must help prepare you for tomorrow adventure with this girl." Starfire told him as she dragged Cyborg towards her room. The rest of the Titans followed closely behind all eagered to help make tomorrow night one to remember.
Meanwhile Sonia had returned to her portable palm pilot projector. She was modeling clothes for Nakida helping her decide on what to wear.
"Now I have decided to wear my off the shoulder white dress with the shawl and my two inch heel shoes. I think you would look great in the black off the shoulder dress with the split in the sides. Your two inch platform shoes and styling your hair in a French bun should make you the belle of the ball. See here's how you would look." Sonia changed to an image of her in the outfit with some small gold earrings.
"That looks perfect. Sonia go make sure that the limo is stalked with diet soda, potato chips and several DVDs. Oh and don't forget to fill up the Jacuzzi for later. You think I should have told Victore that his father will be attending the confrence to?" Nakida asked
"No I think it will make a lovely surprise. Now get some sleep. I'll go stock your limo. By the way which one? Black, Pink, or White?"
"Black Sonia. Goodnight."
The next night ten minuets the Titans were putting the finishing touches on Cyborg. Starfire had instructed him to give the girl a dozen long stem roses to show her he loved her. "On my world we would use Kaliannaalica flowers but roses will have to do."
"Got it Starfire. I have the flowers." Cyborg said showing her the flowers.
"Remember to complment her. Girls love it when you give them complements." Raven warned him
Cyborg nodded and listen as Beastboy told him some last minuet jokes to help ease tensions. Finally Robin handed him a box with a present inside. "Just don't step on her feet when you dance with her. Nervose?" Robin asked his best bro
"Petrified. I've never been on a date. Not even when I was fully human. I hope I don't mess up." Cyborg said.
"Hey Cy! Your ride's here and its a stretch limo!" Beast Boy called out. They all went to the door and watch an English butler let out a Nakida who looked fabulase in her dress. "I'll be right back Jeff. Keep the engine running."
"Nakida I would like to introduce you to my friends. Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire." He said pointing to each one in turn.
Smiling she held out her and shook each one of theirs. "I'm pleased to meet you. Here are some gifts for each of you. For you Starfire I got you a crystal necklace. I hope you like it." She said as she handed Starfire a beautiful necklace. To Raven she gave her the entire Darren Shan Saga books. For Beast Boy a Thounsand and One ways to cook Tofu. Finally for Robin she gave him a first edition copy of the movie The Medillion on dvd signed by Jackie Chan. "I hope you like your gifts. Come Cyborg we mustn't be late. I'll have Cyborg back by 11o'clock. Bye." she waved to the Titans as she and her date left.
"That was really sweet what you did. They really liked their gifts. I got one for you. Here open it." He said handing her the box. She lifted the lid and removed the tissue paper. Inside was a gold charm bracelet. "Thank you Victore I'll never take it off." She said as she fastend it to her wrist.
When they arrived at the Hall the part was in full swing. Nakida led him into the middle of the surrey to talk with her old friends and collueges. Suddenly she spotted a raven haired women in a bun wearing a red sequined dress. Her skin was a light tan. Standing next to her was a young man with black hair and blue eyes that were hidden behind glasses. He wore an evening suit made of green silk.
Nakida pulled Cyborg towards the two. She tapped the girl's shoulder. Whirling around the girl brown eyes lite up and she smiled. "Nakida Warren how are you? Saved any more lifes lately?"
"Not recently. Victore I like you to meet Jessica Sanchez the worlds formost expert in virtual reality gaming. This is her fiancee Erick Brewers. I met them three years ago in Mandrid where I performed open heart surgery on Jessica father. It was no big deal."
"No big deal? How can a thirteen year old be performing major surgury and think its no big deal?" Demanded Cyborg
"Quite easily. Nothing keeps Nakida's intrest long except her projects. Can't wait for your presentation tonight." Erick told her excitedly.
"Thanks what are you guys working?" Nakida questioned him
"Jessica and I are still working for the Lady Dragon's Gaming Corparation. Recently we've designed a laser that turn real things into virtual things. Cool huh?" Erick asked
"Boys and there toys. Well Nakida we have to go mingle with the crowd. Hope you and your boyfriend have fun. Later." Jessica said as she dragged her fiancee away.
"Come on there's at least two more people you have to meet. Then we can dance. Follow me."
"No one seems to care I'm a cyborg. This is all new to me." Cyborg told her as he followed her.
"Why should they care? Its no big deal. Ahh their they are. Those are my colleges from my last job in Metropolis. Jadzia Dax and Corzon Dax. A father and daughter. Follow me you have to meet them. There astrophysists. Studying deep space phenomon like wormholes and stuff. Hey Jadzia! Corzon! Hi guys." Nakida called out to a the pair.
Jadzia turned and smiled. She was about 5'7 with long brown hair and dark brown eyes. Her skin was creamy and clear except for a band of freckles that started at her temples and went down all the way to her side. She looked about 34. She was wearing a blue and purple party dress that had a sash. Her father looked like a male version of his daughter. He was wearing a brown suit. "How nice to see you again Nakida. I see you have found yourself a real friend." Jadzia commented
"Yeah. My name is Cyborg. I'm a member of the Teen Titans. Maybe you've heard of us." Cyborg boasted as he shook Jadzia hand.
"Victore please! Your embarssing me." Nakida blushed
" Its okay Nakida. All boys are like that at that age. I sure was now how would you girl like to join us to guys on the dance floor? My dance just started." Corzon said dragging his daughter to the dance floor quickly followed by Nakida and Cyborg.
"They seem pretty nice. Not to spacey which is what I expected." Cyborg told Nakida over the music.
"Corzon is quite a lady's man. Jadzia has a wonderful sense of humur. Trust me they don't fit the profile of most astrophysist. I loved working on them. They helped me a lot in Metropolis. Uh Cyborg don't turn around." Nakida whispered to her date.
"Why not? What's behind me?" He asked. He reached out and grapped some shrimp from a passing waiter. Turning around he saw the last person he ever wanted to see again. His father Dr. Nathianal Stone. He was joined by two people who had to be Nakida's parents.
Nakida's mom was wearing a burgandy dress with matching gloves. Her long hair was styled on top of her head. She wore a pair of pearl earrings and matching necklace. Her husband was wearing a black tuxedo with gold pins. His beard was neatly trimmed and hair carefully washed. He was coversating intensly with Cyborg dad who hadn't changed a bit in the last three years. Still tall dark and handsome wearing a white suit.
"Why didn't you tell me he be here?" Cyborg demand as he lead her to their seats. He wasn't about to walk out on her big moment.
"I wanted it to be a surprise for you. I know you don't like him but give him a chance. He's helped me a lot on my latest project. He's a good man Victore. Please just eat dinner and let me present. Then we can go." pleaded Nakida.
"Besides it would be must rude if Ms. Warren dissapeared for no important reason right before her grand performance." Sonia told the pair as she materlized out of thin air. "Sorry I was late. Stupid generator didn't have enough power." Sonia explained
Cyborg sat down for dinner with Nakida's parents and his father. Father and son didn't exchange one word through out the entire meal. Finally after dessert the annoucer presented one Nathanial Stone who was going to show the scientific community his latest breakthrough with cyber parts. Cyborg grumbled through out the entire presentation.
Next Nakida's parent Evan and Melinda with their colluge Dr. Jaxson Lynx presented their new medical laser. It was really quite intresting. The laser was designed to erridacate inorganic material while leaving organic material intact. They demonstrated with a watermellon. The laser passed through the watermellon and hit the targets behind. This new technology would greatly help in the medical field.
"Finally I would like introduce are youngest presenter ever. One Nakida Warren and her nanoscopic nerual interface chip. Nakida please come up and explain your device." The annoucer said.
Nakida stood up and waited for the appluase to stop. Taking a deep breath she began. " For the last five years I have been desining a chip that works like our brain in order to increase efficentcy with are machions. As you know I developed a living hologram when I was four. Using simalur technology I have grown organic material and applied to this inorganic micro circut board. Slides Sonia." Nakida ordered. Sonia turned off the lights showing the first slide. "After careful study I was able to reproduce the electro impulses in the brain to follow the circurtry I built. The chip once installed in the machine will reproduce actuall intellengence and create smarter machines. I'll demenstrate with my boyfriend Cyborg here. Cyborg come up here?" She coacked him up. Cyborg went onto the stage and allowed the prototype chip to be installed.
"Now do whatever you usually do just don't think about."Nakida instructed.
Cyborg thought about using his cannon. Suddenly the cannon popped up aimed and fired. All without him thinking about. The mechanical parts had thought it up.
"This chip will revolutionize the industry when its finished. Which won't be for at least another twenty years. I have to go now bye." Nakida said leaving the stage not feeling the presence of an extra camera on her. She took back her chip and put it in its special case. "Come on lets go."
The two left. On the way home they argued. "You should have told me about my dad. Also why didn't you aske before hand if I wanted to be in your little demo?" Cy demanded
"I should have. I'm sorry that I didn't. I really had a good time tonight. Want to do it again?" She asked brushing her hair back.
Cyborg leaned in and kissed her. That was all the answer either one needed. They were both forgiven.
