Random Conversations
Rating: PG. Although, I suppose PG-13 might be safer.
Disclaimer: We can all sleep well at night knowing that I do not own Dragon Knights
Author's Note: This has nothing to do with the actual plotline of Dragon Knights. It's just as I named it: Random.
"I can't believe you said that." Rath said disgustedly. "Orgies are way better then threesomes."
"What? Are you crazy? Everyone knows threesomes are better then orgies." Thatz answered back in an incredulous voice.
Rath snorted. "Everyone? Who says this? The Immaculate Sisterhood of the Light?"
"It's true! Orgies just don't have the same… intimacy as threesomes do."
"Intimacy? No. But ten times the pleasure."
Tintlet slammed down her book. "You guys are disgusting." She said angrily. "Neither of you know the 'best' to have sex, and that is one on one."
Both Dragon Knights shot her a contemptuous look. "And tell me, Tintlet." Rath started, with an evil look in his eye. "In all your life, how many men have you been with?"
The faerie princess sniffed primly. "Just the one."
"Then, you don't really know what real pleasure is, now do you?" Thatz asked. "I mean,
you've only ever known Rune for the Lord's sake."
"Hey!" Rune exclaimed, looking up from his book. "I resent that!"
Tintlet eyed Thatz. "And tell me Thatz," she asked sweetly, "have you ever had sex with Rune?"
Thatz blinked. "No."
"Then, you don't really know if he's good or not, now do you?"
"Well now technically, neither do you." Rath put it. "Since you've never had anyone to compare him to."
"I'm sitting right here!" Rune said, clearly annoyed.
Kitchel yawned and stretched out her arms, waking up from her nap. "Of course, dear Rune." She said blearily, joining the conversation. "You don't think they'd be crass enough to insult your sexual prowess behind you back, now do you?" She looked around the library with sleepy eyes. "When's the rest of the group coming back?"
"They're still scouting the Demonlands." Rune said irritably. "We're supposed to be researching Nadil and his power to find weaknesses."
"We've been researching." Kitchel said petulantly.
"No, I've been researching. You've been taking a nap. Thatz was hiding a comic book in front of the research material, and Rath was counting the holes in the wall until he got into that filthy argument with Thatz, distracting Tintlet, who was the only one besides me who was doing any work."
Kitchel blinked then looked at Tintlet and asked, "are you sure he's good in bed?"
Author's Note Continued: Umm… I don't actually think that Rath likes orgies and Thatz likes threesomes. But it makes a funny picture doesn't it?
