Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Camp is bloody awful...but IT'S OVER!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'M SPAZZING...AND I LIKE IT!!! Oh yeah...and I just saw I, Robot!!! YA-HOO!!! SPAZZING MORE...BECAUSE WILL SMITH IS AWESOME!!!
Anyway...here is my glorious update.
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When the three elves and the human made it back into Rivendell, it was mid- afternoon. Elrohir had a strong hold on Aragorn's arm and was dragging him towards the room he and Elladan shared. Legolas and Elladan were trotting along behind them.
"Ok, start talking Aragorn. What the hell happened?"
Aragorn took a deep breath.
"I was hunting and I was about to shoot this really big deer when a squirrel ran up my pants leg...so I missed the bloody deer and it ran off and I lost a good arrow too...and it's all that squirrels fault."
The three elves stared at Aragorn with a confused look on their faces.
"Um...ok. Back to the squirrel."
"Oh yeah...well he was all biting me and scratching me and it really hurt so I started screaming and trying to get the bloody thing out and that was where you all found me."
The three elves were still staring.
"Um...ok I got lost after the 'bloody deer' part." said Legolas.
Aragorn glared at the three elves.
"I knew the squirrels were conspiring against us...I knew it since I was 10 and that squirrel threw a nut at me."
"Um...Aragorn?" said Legolas quietly. "Did you take your medicine today?"
Aragorn looked around. "Maybe."
Elladan smirked. "It seems like our little brother is imagining things again."
Elrohir nodded, the same identical smirk on his face. "Maybe we should call the Happy Hotel."
"NO....I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE HAPPY HOTEL AGAIN! TO...MUCH...HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Legolas raised an eyebrow.
"Again?"
"He was imagining three pink Cows asked him on a date...and he said yes."
Legolas was about to reply, when the window burst open. In jumped 20 little brown squirrels with those Big Puppy eyes that are nowhere near as cute as Frodo's but still have the same affect.
"Awwwwwww...how cute." Legolas grinned.
Suddenly, the squirrels grew sharp pointy fangs...and foam started coming out of their mouths...and their eyes glowed red.
"Kill...kill...kill...kill!"
Aragorn looked horrified.
"I told you!" he hissed before leaping to his feet and racing out of the room screaming like Pippin (which is like a girl)
Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir all looked at each other.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Then, they too ran out of the room. The squirrels right behind them.
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A few days later, Aragorn called a meeting in Gondor. Everyone was there; Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gimli, Gandalf, Faramir, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir.
"So, what's the big meeting for?" asked Pippin.
"We are here to discus the new evil arising."
Frodo looked terrified.
"It isn't more Turkeys...is it?" he asked. Everyone else looked at Aragorn with the same look of fear.
Aragorn shook his head.
"It's not Turkeys...but it's worse."
Everyone in the room (with the exception of Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas) were all thinking 'What could be worse than Turkeys'.
"Well, tell us already!" said Faramir.
"Right...the squirrels are conspiring against us."
It was very quiet. The silence lasted for a whole half-hour...until Pippin broke the silence with his banshee shriek.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Frodo grinned.
"Squirrels? Are you sure about this Aragorn?"
Aragorn glared at Frodo, who shrank back in his seat...instantly regretting he said anything.
"I'M NOT CRAZY, DAMMIT!"
Legolas grabbed hold of Aragorn's shoulder to calm him down.
"Nobody said you were, Aragorn, but you have to admit that the idea of squirrels taking over the world is kinda stupid."
"Then please explain to me why you and my brothers came running out of their room screaming about rabid squirrels."
Legolas blushed and Elladan and Elrohir coughed nervously.
"Ok...he's telling the truth. If you don't believe me...look out the window and check out the squirrels all gathered outside the window chanting 'kill'." shouted Legolas.
There was an instant stampede for the windows. Sure enough, there were a bunch of little brown rodents with fangs and foaming mouths chanting 'kill'.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"HELP ME MOMMY!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir all looked at each other and smiled.
Another productive meeting to inform innocent people of an arising evil only to cause utter chaos and confusion until they commit suicide or are admitted into a mental institution, gone well!!!
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And that is the end of the second chapter.
To My Reviewers:
Retrokitten87- Thank you very much. I love great potential for randomness. That's what gets me up every morning.
Lomiothiel- Just because Aragorn's the King of Gondor does not mean that he can't visit his family. And no, Elladan and Elrohir did not play a trick on him. (for once) They were just about to stick a rattlesnake in Elrond's bed. Hmmm...maybe I shall make them do that and see what happens...just for the heck of it. And Rock, Paper, Scissors RULES!!!
Im A Brandybuck- It's ok...although I was wondering where you were. I shall continue...I promise.
BlackShadou- STAY AWAY FROM ME HARPY!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE (I do...really. She's my friend) Don't MAKE me call the Happy Hotel for you...and they shall make the Men in the White coats come and take you to the BIG white building and put you in a big white room and a white straightjacket. YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE HOT PINK ONE!!! That is reserved for Aragorn.
Ok!!! Now that that's over with...I can go away for another week to yet another boring camp (Thankfully, one that doesn't give homework) and think about I, Robot and all the other movies coming out that I MUST SEE!!!
Going away now!!! Bye!!! (Runs away)
Anyway...here is my glorious update.
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When the three elves and the human made it back into Rivendell, it was mid- afternoon. Elrohir had a strong hold on Aragorn's arm and was dragging him towards the room he and Elladan shared. Legolas and Elladan were trotting along behind them.
"Ok, start talking Aragorn. What the hell happened?"
Aragorn took a deep breath.
"I was hunting and I was about to shoot this really big deer when a squirrel ran up my pants leg...so I missed the bloody deer and it ran off and I lost a good arrow too...and it's all that squirrels fault."
The three elves stared at Aragorn with a confused look on their faces.
"Um...ok. Back to the squirrel."
"Oh yeah...well he was all biting me and scratching me and it really hurt so I started screaming and trying to get the bloody thing out and that was where you all found me."
The three elves were still staring.
"Um...ok I got lost after the 'bloody deer' part." said Legolas.
Aragorn glared at the three elves.
"I knew the squirrels were conspiring against us...I knew it since I was 10 and that squirrel threw a nut at me."
"Um...Aragorn?" said Legolas quietly. "Did you take your medicine today?"
Aragorn looked around. "Maybe."
Elladan smirked. "It seems like our little brother is imagining things again."
Elrohir nodded, the same identical smirk on his face. "Maybe we should call the Happy Hotel."
"NO....I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE HAPPY HOTEL AGAIN! TO...MUCH...HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Legolas raised an eyebrow.
"Again?"
"He was imagining three pink Cows asked him on a date...and he said yes."
Legolas was about to reply, when the window burst open. In jumped 20 little brown squirrels with those Big Puppy eyes that are nowhere near as cute as Frodo's but still have the same affect.
"Awwwwwww...how cute." Legolas grinned.
Suddenly, the squirrels grew sharp pointy fangs...and foam started coming out of their mouths...and their eyes glowed red.
"Kill...kill...kill...kill!"
Aragorn looked horrified.
"I told you!" he hissed before leaping to his feet and racing out of the room screaming like Pippin (which is like a girl)
Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir all looked at each other.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Then, they too ran out of the room. The squirrels right behind them.
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A few days later, Aragorn called a meeting in Gondor. Everyone was there; Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gimli, Gandalf, Faramir, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir.
"So, what's the big meeting for?" asked Pippin.
"We are here to discus the new evil arising."
Frodo looked terrified.
"It isn't more Turkeys...is it?" he asked. Everyone else looked at Aragorn with the same look of fear.
Aragorn shook his head.
"It's not Turkeys...but it's worse."
Everyone in the room (with the exception of Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas) were all thinking 'What could be worse than Turkeys'.
"Well, tell us already!" said Faramir.
"Right...the squirrels are conspiring against us."
It was very quiet. The silence lasted for a whole half-hour...until Pippin broke the silence with his banshee shriek.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Frodo grinned.
"Squirrels? Are you sure about this Aragorn?"
Aragorn glared at Frodo, who shrank back in his seat...instantly regretting he said anything.
"I'M NOT CRAZY, DAMMIT!"
Legolas grabbed hold of Aragorn's shoulder to calm him down.
"Nobody said you were, Aragorn, but you have to admit that the idea of squirrels taking over the world is kinda stupid."
"Then please explain to me why you and my brothers came running out of their room screaming about rabid squirrels."
Legolas blushed and Elladan and Elrohir coughed nervously.
"Ok...he's telling the truth. If you don't believe me...look out the window and check out the squirrels all gathered outside the window chanting 'kill'." shouted Legolas.
There was an instant stampede for the windows. Sure enough, there were a bunch of little brown rodents with fangs and foaming mouths chanting 'kill'.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"HELP ME MOMMY!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir all looked at each other and smiled.
Another productive meeting to inform innocent people of an arising evil only to cause utter chaos and confusion until they commit suicide or are admitted into a mental institution, gone well!!!
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And that is the end of the second chapter.
To My Reviewers:
Retrokitten87- Thank you very much. I love great potential for randomness. That's what gets me up every morning.
Lomiothiel- Just because Aragorn's the King of Gondor does not mean that he can't visit his family. And no, Elladan and Elrohir did not play a trick on him. (for once) They were just about to stick a rattlesnake in Elrond's bed. Hmmm...maybe I shall make them do that and see what happens...just for the heck of it. And Rock, Paper, Scissors RULES!!!
Im A Brandybuck- It's ok...although I was wondering where you were. I shall continue...I promise.
BlackShadou- STAY AWAY FROM ME HARPY!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE (I do...really. She's my friend) Don't MAKE me call the Happy Hotel for you...and they shall make the Men in the White coats come and take you to the BIG white building and put you in a big white room and a white straightjacket. YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE HOT PINK ONE!!! That is reserved for Aragorn.
Ok!!! Now that that's over with...I can go away for another week to yet another boring camp (Thankfully, one that doesn't give homework) and think about I, Robot and all the other movies coming out that I MUST SEE!!!
Going away now!!! Bye!!! (Runs away)
