Disclaimer: The millon dollar question is... Do I own Dynasty Warriors? Answer... NOPE....
Characters:
Name: Jia Li (And no that's not my real name...)
Age: Any age you want... Since I don't know the parrings or anything.... YET!
Gender: Female
Well I'm not going to tell you how she "timed traveled" to the past because all my ideas are too lame... It's either Jia Li flew into the television, got sucked into the ps2 or she fell into a river and somehow ended up there. Well you have an imagination think of one... .
Jia Li woke up laying on a gigantic fluffy bed in a luxirious room fit for a princess!
Eh, This isn't my room!
All I remembered was playing Dynasty Warriors for the past eight hours and then I probrably I fell asleep.
I struggled to get up with a pain in my head and it felt as if a rock collided with my head.
How the heck I get here?! She thought to herself trying to remember what she did in the past hours, days maybe...
As soon as she was going for the door, a little girl came bursting knocking me to the other side of the room.
The little girl jumped and cheered, "HEY"! "You're alive"!
Jia Li looked at her wierdly, she reminded me of someone... "Hey you, what's your name little girl"?
"My name is Xiao Qiao, Nice to meet you"!
I watched as she jumped up and down. "Uh... My name is Jia Li... Where am I?"
"YOU'RE AT WU"! She cheered as if she was on crack.
I laughed at Xiao Qiao answer. "Right... Wu? This kinda some convention?"
"I'm not lying, and you been unconcious here for a whole month"! She pouted and grabbed me on the arm and dragged me literraly to the door.
"Hey, where are you taking me?" Jia Li asked looking down at the girl.
"I'm going to prove to you I'm not lying, I'm taking you to Zhou Yu"!
Jia Li thought for a moment. "What, Zhou Yu? He supposed to be dead thousand of years ago"!
"Wait Xiao Qiao, I don't wanna go"!
"Come on don't be scared, I always barge in his conference meetings"!
Xiao Qiao probrably had more energy than Jia Li and she literally dragged her into another room.
Man how did I got myself into things like this?!
Lu Xun stood up. "Lord Zhou Yu, I suggest I should go on the mission to attack-"
Xiao Qiao burst into the room and interrupted. "ZHOU YU SHE WOKE UP"!
Zhou Yu looked at his wife that have not matured yet and looked down on what she was dragging. "XIAO QIAO LET HER GO"!
"What, but I just wanted you to see she was awake...." Xiao Qiao sobbed.
Lu Xun helped Jia Li up. "Are you okay, I'm sorry but Lady Xiao tends to do things like this..."
When I finally got control of my movements, I took three steps away from Xiao Qiao, just incase...
Hey that's Lu Xun! Xiao Qiao was right I am stuck in my video game... COOL!
"Please excuse my wife Lady Jia, but my wife has not matured yet...." Zhou Yu glared down onto Xiao Qiao who was crying her eyes out.
I patted Xiao Qiao on the back trying to calm her down. "I'm alright, no harm done.... Wait.... How do you know my name?"!
Lu Xun started, "Let me explain this to you, and you are probrably wondering how where you brought to this time..."
Flash Back
The entire Wu Kingdom (Wu charcters) decided to take a break from all the chaos so they had a picnic at the park
A cute little puppy peeped out of the bushes.
"ZHOU YU CAN WE KEEP THE PUPPY?"! Xiao Qiao looked up to her husband in puppy dogs eyes.
But this strategist knew all this little girl's tricks and resisted, "No Xiao Qiao, maybe when you're older..."
"Noo.... You never let me do anything fun"! She wailed and ran after the puppy.
Sun Ce playfully punched Zhou Yu back. "Zhou Yu you should of just let her have her way..."
"No way, she'll never learn that way!" Exclaimed Zhou Yu.
Sun Shang Xiang took a bite of her dim sum, "Dude, she's only ten."
"There are no excuses"! Zhou Yu exclaimed.
Da Qiao frowned. "Please forgive my sister behavior..."
Everyone was done with the picnic an hour later and begun to pack up.
Da Qiao sensed something was wrong... "Zhou Yu, have you seen my sister?"
Zhou Yu looked around the area. "No, I thought she was with you..."
"Well, I all I remembered was she running after a puppy..." Gan Ning yawned and stretched his arms.
"Let's begin a search party"! Sun Ce exclaimed.
"Zhou Yu you're with Lu Xun, Gan Ning with Sun Shang Xiang, and I'll go with my wife Da Qiao."
Da Qiao looked at the ground. "I hope she's okay..."
"Don't worry Da Qiao, we'll find her."
Lu Xun cleared the way by slashing the tall grass with his twin sabers. "Lady Xiao"!
Zhou Yu followed the path Lu Xun cleared and hung his head low.
Why isn't she more matured? Why can't she be more sensible?!
"Zhou Yu, look"! Lu Xun exclaimed pointing at a little house ontop a hill.
They knocked onto the door, but there was no reply.
Lu Xun pushed the door open and noticed a man in the corner with a staff.
Zhou Yu gasped. "No... It can't be..."
Lu Xu walked closer to the man.
"Is that the famous witch doctor Lord Zhou Yu?"
The witchdoctor stood up. "Ah, Lu Xun you have finally come"!
Um... Please R/R!
