Disclaimer: I don't own Dynasty warriors.... But I think the guy next door does...

CrazyInsanity, Zhou Yu is not a witch doctor.... I'm sorry to other readers if they thought that some bizarre reasons I made Zhou Yu a witch doctor. Sorry I about my grammers in the first chapter.... And yes do know Zhao Yun/Xiao Qiao fanfics... Like, "Away From You" by Eres... Probably it was too much of an old story for you to hear of. But, before I had SO much time I searched through all the fanfics about Xiao Qiao back then... Why do you have so much interest looking at my bio instead of my stories anyways....?! I mean, I hardly read other peoples bio?

Okay... On to the next chapter!

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Zhou Yu charged out the door and screamed, "NEVER"! "I shall never work with that ignorant Zhuge Liang"!
"Lord Zhou Yu, the witch doctor says if we for an alliance with Shu, we would be able to beat Wu"! Lu Xun protested walking out door.

"And it is true, Wei is growing very quickly, it is best if we form an alliance..." Lu Xun added.

Zhou Yu stopped and turned around. "Whatever it is we should discuss this with Lord Sun Jian.
Lu Xun nodded and continued walking with Zhou Yu.

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Xiao Qiao ran back to the spot where the others were having a picnic, and found no one, "Where did everybody go?" she whimpered.

Did they leave without me...?

"Lady Xiao there you are"! Lu Xun exclaimed.

Lu Xun wasn't the only one there, Zhou Yu was standing right next to him looking mad as ever.

"Let's go..." Zhou Yu muttered.

"Yikes, what's up with him...?" Xiao Qiao turned and to Lu Xun.

"It's about an alliance with Shu..." Lu Xun replied.

Immediately Xiao Qiao realize how Zhou Yu hated Zhuge Liang, which he always calls the most evil, or foulest creature in the world...

"Lady Xiao please leave the dog here...." Lu Xun added walking to the other direction.

"But I..." Before she could continue, Zhou Yu and Lu Xun already walked far enough for them to almost be out of sight. It was hard, but left the puppy there and followed.

"Xiao Qiao, please don't run off like that, you almost scared me," said Da Qiao.

"I won't sis." Xiao Qiao calmed her sister.

Zhou Yu and Lu Xun got their papers that they worked of for days and sleepless nights together to explain why they should form a treaty with Shu and great ideas to persuade Shu. The papers looked like mountains, worst big mountains...

Sun Jian Began, "Zhou Yu, I don' t know how to break it to you, but we are forming an alliance with Shu...

Zhou Yu and Lu Xun's mouth dropped of how their hours, days, years, were wasted by one sentence made by their commander...

The two strategist got up of their seats to toss their papers out of the window, and slouched back onto their seats.

"But, we do need an idea how to form an alliance," Sun Jian added.

"Yes, both of us has and idea but...." Lu Xun and Zhou Yu looked towards the window.

"We both didn't became prepared this time..." Zhou Yu said ramming his head towards the desk in front of him.

"I have an idea"! Exclaimed Zhou Tai.

Xiao Qiao stared at him at amazement. "He can talk"!

"Uh... I suggest a marriage treaty my lord..."

"Oh what kind of treaty?" Sun Jian asked looking towards Zhou Tai.

"A marriage treaty... With Lady Sun."

(Or whatever you'd like to call a "marriage treaty" ...)

Lu Xun attempted many times to drag the strategist onto the horse, "Tell me why are we visiting the witch doctor again?"! Zhou Yu exclaimed.

"To see if he can read our foutune"! Lu Xun exclaimed.

Zhou Yu got on top the horse."Do you really believe him? I think all the things said were pure folly"!

"Nope, I don't think so, you used to tell me he was the famous witch doctor that could tell the future exactly, and remember someone told me he was one of your idols while you were sleeping..." Lu Xun smirked.

Zhou Yu glared at the young strategist, "How do you know that I talk in my sleep?"!

"Uh, well one night servant girls who waits by your door everynight, heard you talking in your sleep and-"

"WHAT ARE THEY DOING BY MY DOOR?!" Zhou Yu screamed.

"Well, they always been there every night listening to you sleep talk couldn't you tell from all the noises they were making?"

Lu Xun sighed, "He probably was working too hard..."

(A/N: If any of you thinking what I'm thinking, this is not a yaoi Lu Xun/Zhou Yu. It just came to me somehow... Yes I'm a dirty-minded little girl...)

They both dismounted their horses at the same time as they finally reached their destination.