Sorry it took so long with this update. I was in Massachusetts for the entire week and my mom had her laptop. I already had this chapter done...and I didn't want to do it over again so I couldn't update. Once again...I AM REALLY SORRY!!!
The next day the entire Fellowship had gathered on the balcony awaiting the squirrels.
"I hope we don't have to settle this with another Karaoke contest." Frodo said. He was sitting in a wheelchair that Sam had stolen from a local hospital...his leg wrapped in a cast that was signed by all us fan girls.
"If we do...can I sing?' asked Gimli.
The reply was instant.
"NO!"
"I was just asking." muttered the dwarf as he stomped away.
Soon, the squirrels arrived...followed by a group of Black Swans.
Faramir leaned over to Aragorn.
"You did call in backup from Rohan...just in case?"
Aragorn nodded.
"They're waiting with their planes for our signal. One of the guards will call them with the radio."
Faramir smiled with relief and turned back towards the approaching enemy.
It was quiet for a few minutes until...
"FIRE!"
A volley of flaming acorns and rocks came flying over the wall.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Naturally, Pippin screamed like a girl and ran to hide.
"Bring out the Flyers of Rohan." Yelled Aragorn.
A guard sent the signal and a few seconds later 5 bomber planes soared overhead.
"Bombs Away!"
But instead of dropping bombs that blew things up...they dropped stink bombs.
Most of them landed on the squirrels and the black swans...but very few went astray and hit unsuspecting people.
"AUUUUUGH...MY EYES!"
"IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNSSSSSSSSSS!"
"I'M BLIND...I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!"
Screams like this rang out throughout the entire day. By the time the screams died down it was 9:00 pm.
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"
Everyone froze and looked around to see who had yelled. The squirrels who had tried to by Gondor off them for $5 stepped forward.
"We'll make a deal with you." He cried. "We shall have a contest...the winner wins the entire battle and gets control over the world."
The Fellowship looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
"And the looser?" asked Legolas.
"The looser will stand at the mercy of an execution squad...and will die in any way the winner chooses."
Everyone looked nervous at this.
"Sounds good." said Aragorn before anyone could say anything else.
"ARAGORN!" yelled Gandalf. "What are you doing? You just gave them our Death Warrents."
Aragorn shrugged. "Oh c'mon...how hard could the challenge be?"
"The challenge Four!" shouted the squirrel, whose name was (coincidentally) Four is easy." laughed Merry and Pippin.
"Yeah!" agreed Sam.
Aragorn smiled happily. "And you all were so worried."
It's short chapter. Meep!!! (Runs away)
To My Reviewers:
Iwish Chan- Yup...$50 for Gondor. I'd like to buy that too...along with other things. (Imagines what else she could buy with $50) And technology is a very big thing in Middle-Earth. Aragorn has statues of Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger that he bought on E-Bay.
Retrokitten87- Cowboys and Indians style was pretty funny I guess. I thank that was from being forced to watch old Western movies at my Grandmother's house. And you are SO right about the random ending.
Lomiothiel- Yup...soaps are confusing. In the 6th grade...a friend was pretending that a soda machine was a soap opera and he was watching it...and it was probably by accident, but he yelled out 'No, don't marry him John.' That was one of the greatest lunch periods ever.
Im A Brandybuck- YOU SAW THE VILLAGE!!! The Envy!!! And you really should see Hidalgo...especially if you are a big Viggo Mortensen fan (Thank you very much) It's a good movie...and the Indian dude is hilarious.
Jamie Leigh- You'd probably enjoy Bored of the Rings. And me and my friends knew something was up when there was a large crowd of them outside the school window. But then somebody chased them away.
Well...now I am going to type up a storm until I have to go to sleep away camp for 2 weeks. And I don't have much time since I'm leaving on Sunday. Gotta go!!!
