A/N: Gasp! Isn't it amazing everyone? I'm alive! Oh…wait, wrong situation, um…oh! That's where I am. Let's try this again. Guess what everyone! I updated! WhooHoo!!!!! (Does the happy dance) Although I think the next couple of chapters are going to suck! But, stick with me. I'm also at a horrible writer's block! Agh. But, be happy, it's been a month since I've updated. Remember how I said I was going to make my Halloween costume? Well, I didn't even have time for that! But…uh…did I mention I'm alive?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE TRIGUN CHARACTERS!!!!! Happy?
Chapter 6
:On the outskirts of town:
Legato: Where are they? I must have them. Where are they? This must be a joke!
:Legato sees a town, and someone walking towards him. Legato squints to see better. As he gets closer, he sees that it is Vash:
Vash: What are you doing here Legato?
Legato: And are you sure that's any of your business?
Vash: You're not going to kill anyone.
Legato:…no. I've been…searching.
Vash: For someone?
Legato: No, more like a thing.
Vash: A thing? *That's not new. It seems a bunch of people are looking for things* What kind of thing?
Legato: Hot dogs.
:Vash and Legato look at each other:
Vash: Never heard of 'em.
Legato: Just like everyone else! No one remembers!
Vash: No, it's not like that.
Legato: (Glares) What is it like then?
Vash: It's more like people's absolute favorite things are missing. The thing you would miss most.
Legato: And a needle noggin like you would know this?
Vash: Hey! You called me needle noggin! Don't call me needle noggin!
Legato: You're yelling at me?
Vash: No!
Legato: You're yelling at me.
Vash: (Trying to change the subject) Do you want to make you…what did you call it?
Legato: Hot dogs.
Vash: Yeah, do you want to make them? See, it's happened to a bunch of us, and we're trying to make what we've 'lost'.
Legato: Cute. Very cute.
Vash: No! I'm serious.
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Meryl: Where is Vash?
Wolfwood: I don't know, but I'm not surprised. You scared him so badly.
Meryl: I'm sorry, but I'm just frustrated.
Wolfwood: We all are.
:They hear the door open:
Meryl: It's about- Vash! Why is he here?
:Meryl was referring to Legato of course:
Vash: (Scratches head, looks at Meryl nervously) Well, he's 'lost' something too.
Meryl: But, we can't have him here! He's…scary. (Sees Legato glaring) And I mean that in the best possible way!
:So it was decided that Legato would stay there:
Millie: But we don't have an extra room.
Meryl: Well, since Legato is Vash's guest, he will stay in Vash's room.
Vash: What?!
Legato: (Angrily) Didn't you hear her? She said I'm staying in your room.
:Vash looked at Legato:
Vash: Uh…right. (Nervous laugh)
Legato: Well, I'd like to retire now.
Vash: Sure, right this way.
:Vash brings Legato to his room:
Legato: Thank you. You can leave now.
Vash: But…this is my room too.
Legato: (Grins) Not while I'm here. Goodnight.
:Legato enters room, closes door behind him:
Vash: (Out in living room) Man, that guy has a lot of nerve!
Meryl: Well, you invited him.
Vash: (Sighs) Yeah, I know.
Millie: Gee Mr. Vash you're brave inviting him here.
Wolfwood: Well, I don't think I'll sleep tonight.
:Everyone agreed with this:
A/N: So, basically um…Legato joins in, and uh…yeah. I'm not going to add Knives into this, or any story. I don't know much about him actually. All I really know is…um…he's Vash's brother? Anyways, um…if I try to put him in, it will horribly mutilate the story, so do not ask for me to put Knives in. Just don't. But, keep reviewing, and please tell me your ideas.
