Hi. Sorry I haven't updated in a while...but our computer caught a virus and was being a total pain. Plus, I went back to the living hell known as school. But on the upside...THERE WAS A LAW&ORDER MARATHON ON LABOR DAY!!! WHOO-HOO!!! I was so happy.
Here's the glorious update that you've all been waiting for.
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"Connect Four?" cried Faramir when the others told him and the remaining soldiers in their secret fortress-type place.
"Of all the bloody things in the world, why did you have to pick Connect Four?'
Aragorn shrugged.
"Why couldn't it have been Karaoke again?"
Aragorn looked at the young man standing in front of him.
"Do you really want to have Gimli sing, Faramir?"
"No."
"Then you already know the answer to why we can't do Karaoke."
Gimli looked up from across the room where he was playing Poker with Merry and Sam.
"My singing isn't that bad."
Aragorn rolled his eyes.
"Uh...yeah it is."
Legolas came into the room holding at least 15 boxes of pizza.
"What are we talking about?"
"Aragorn just criticized Gimli's singing." Pippin said, taking a box from the elf.
Legolas nodded, snatching the box back from the hobbit and placing it on a table. Pippin took the box back, only to be tackled by a few hungry soldiers...and Sam.
"But why Connect Four?" asked Faramir for the 3rd time.
"Because, it helps with hand-eye coordination, you get plenty of exercise, and you learn a lot of new vocabulary words."
Faramir raised and eyebrow while Legolas laughed quietly from the pizza table.
"Sounds like you're describing dodgeball."
Aragorn glared at the other man and the blonde elf who was doing anything but hiding his amusement.
"Shut up Elf."
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Meanwhile, in the squirrel stronghold, the squirrels were doing what they always did before a battle...or something that required much concentration. They were getting themselves drunk and singing show tunes on the table.
"TOMORROW...TOMORROW. I LOVE YA TOMORROW. YOU'RE ONLY A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
Outside the room, Aragorn had been wondering aimlessly through the halls in search of the kitchen. Naturally, he overheard the sound of singing and raced back to the Fellowship to tell them.
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"Show Tunes?"
"Uh-huh."
Everyone was gathered around the Ranger as he rambled on. Legolas was once again in stitches.
"What's the harm with singing show tunes?" asked Pippin.
"The squirrels were singing them...for all you know, it could be a secret code or something."
Sam raised an eyebrow.
"So you're saying that singing 'Tomorrow' you are really saying 'The atomic weapons are locked, prepare to fire'." he said.
Aragorn nodded.
Frodo and Merry looked at each other and leapt on the table and began to sing in a loud voice.
"THE BEST WAY TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER...IS ALL THE TIME!"
Aragorn freaked.
"STOP SINGING DAMMIT!"
The others were laughing harder then anything.
"Face it Aragorn, you're loosing your mind." Legolas said between laughter.
"I'M NOT CRAZY! DON'T CALL THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS!"
But nobody believed him.
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Is Aragorn right? Are the Show Tunes really a secret code? Will the Fellowship call the men in the white coats? WILL THE MUTANT KILLER BUNNIES STOP TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? IT'LL NEVER WORK!!! I STOPPED THEM BEFORE AND I'LL STOP THEM NOW!!! THEY SHALL NEVER WIN!!! NEVER!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry...caught in the moment there.
To My Reviewers:
Im a Brandybuck- It almost made you cry? I didn't know it was that funny! Wow!!! I'm definitely pleased.
Hanna M.- I'm glad you liked it. And thanks for reviewing.
Iwish Chan- No...they bought that stuff from me. When I'm not writing fanfics and going to school I am making smoke bombs. They didn't by the planes from me though. I think they stole those from the U.S. Air Force. I'll tell them to give those back.
Jamie Leigh- Good for you. When you finish it...tell me what you thought.
Retrokitten87- I meant Connect Four. Stupid computer left the 'connect' out when I sent it in. Stupid hunk of junk. (Kicks computer) Hopefully your computer isn't as stupid as mine.
Aratfeniel- Keep screaming. We must warn the poor unsuspecting people who will most likely call the insane asylum on us. I now own a shirt that says 'Squirrels gone Wild'. Talk about getting the message across.
Moonyasha- As interesting as that sounds...I already have a challenge. Sorry. But...maybe I'll try another Karaoke fic that WON'T get taken off.
Nienna-Yavetil- Well...now my friend wants me to do an Attack of the Rabid Fangirls fic as a sequel to this one. But...maybe I can include you in it. She wants me to include her in it. If not...and you really want to do a Fangirls fic I give you my permission.
Well...that's it. Don't expect me to update in a while. I still have homework. And we've only been in school for 3 days. Cya later.
