A/N: Look! I also put chapter seven up too! Seven-up. He, he, he…uh…what was that about?! Uh…anyways, I'm suffering from a sadness time, but story is helping me, so…I'll do this. But…let's do a happiness dance, in honor of chapter seven!!!! :Does happy dance: Ahem…okay, let's go with the story.
Disclaimer: DON'T OWN TRIGUN
Chapter 7
:Morning, Vash and Millie asleep in the living room. Meryl almost asleep, and Wolfwood wide awake from drinking waaaay too much coffee. Legato enters:
Meryl: (afraid) Good morning Mr. Bluesummers.
Legato: I'm not a morning person. And why did you two stay up all night?
Meryl: Well, we weren't very tiered and…
Legato: You were afraid I would kill you. Well, I would have killed you even if you were asleep.
:Vash wakes up:
Vash: Hello everyone…Legato?! Oh, wait, that wasn't a dream.
Meryl: (Shakes her head) How could you have forgotten so easily?
:Vash shrugs:
Meryl: So Legato. Um…you wanted to make…
Legato: Hot dogs (annoyed)
Meryl: Right, so what are they made of?
Legato: Pig intestines.
:Vash, Wolfwood, and Meryl look at each other with faces of disgust:
Vash: Ewww!
Legato: (Glares. Controls Vash's mind, and makes him punch himself in the face.)
Vash: Ow! That hurt!
Legato: Did you really have to tell me how that felt?
Vash: (Hangs his head)
Legato: So, we need to find some pigs…and kill them. (said with a grin)
:Legato gets up and leaves the house:
Meryl: This won't end well.
Vash: At least he's out of the house right? So, let's make doughnuts! (Runs to the kitchen) Ow! The stove is hot!
A/N: The stove was on, and Vash had put his hands down on one of the burners..
Meryl: Sigh
:Millie wakes up, looks over at Wolfwood, who is holding his hand out, which is shaking uncontrollably. Meryl also looks.:
Meryl: Need cigarettes?
Wolfwood: Huh? What? Huh? Cigarettes? No, no, no, no! I don't need cigarettes. Why would I need them? Who needs them? Nope, not me! I don't need those! What I need is MORE COFFEE!
A/N: O.O…Woah! Scary.
:Wolfwood now tied up in a straight jacket from nowhere, and locked in a newly installed padded cell (may be this could be useful for later use):
Meryl: (Looks at Wolfwood, then shakes her head) The crazy place I decide to live in. (Looks at Vash who is sitting on the kitchen floor looking at his burned bandaged hands, Meryl again shakes her head)
Millie: Meryl! I think I'm close, I just…(the pudding all of the sudden explodes)
:Vash hides under the kitchen table. Wolfwood looks out of the window on the door of his padded cell, and Meryl sits at the table annoyed.:
Wolfwood: Kaboom! (Laughs insanely) Does anybody have coffee for me?
Meryl: NO! Well Millie, let's clean this up.
Vash: That was scary…
Meryl: Sigh…
Wolfwood: Hello everyone! You're all green.
A/N: I don't think Wolfwood isn't on a caffeine high anymore, I think he's just insane now. What do you think? Poor Wolfwood.
:Legato enters the house, and looks at all of the people covered in pudding:
Meryl: Hello (Trying to sound as normal, and as sane as possible) Uh…how was it, making your pig hots?
Legato: Hot dogs, and it was interesting.
Meryl: How so?
Legato: I controlled the pigs' minds.
Meryl:…and
Legato: Ran them off the cliff.
Meryl: How many?!
Legato: Only…(thinks)…25.
Millie: The poor pigs!
Legato: I went to the bottom of the cliff, and looked for what I could salvage, I couldn't find anything.
Meryl: Maybe, that's not the best way, to go about it.
Legato: Maybe I need a smaller cliff. (Looks at Wolfwood in his padded cell) O.o
Meryl: He's temporarily crazy right now. Don't mind him.
Wolfwood: What is craaaaaazy? What is this craaaaaazy?
Vash: (Looks into the cell) Do you need something in there?
Wolfwood: (with an insane look in his eye…walks to the window) Yeah…you know what I need?
Vash: No.
Wolfwood: Here…put your ear to the glass, and I'll whisper it to you.
:Vash does as Wolfwood says, and puts his left ear to the glass:
Wolfwood: (Yells) COFFEE!!!!! I neeeeeed! COFFEEEEEEEE! (Runs around in circles insanely in his cell, repeating 'coffee' at the top of his lungs)
:Vash runs away for fear of Wolfwood:
Meryl: (Yells to Vash) Vash! He's in his padded cell! And in a straight jacket! He can't attack you!
A/N: Oh! Remember to imagine all of this happening with Meryl, Vash, and Millie covered in pudding.
:Later:
Vash: My ear hurts! And my hands too!
Meryl: (Ignoring Vash) Millie, this pudding just won't come out of anything.
Legato: (In living room) I'm lucky I wasn't there.
Meryl: . The only people who aren't covered in pudding are Wolfwood. (Who is still in his cell, but now his legs are tied together, and his mouth is duct taped shut) And Mr. Bluesummers. Sigh.
Millie: (Eating pudding) Mmm…es es gewd uh bit shticky thew.
Meryl: Eww! Millie, don't eat if off the floor!
Vash: My hands and ear hurt!
A/N: So…um…was the chapter long enough? I hope so. But, poor Wolfwood. I only did it because I love him! Really! No one believes me. Well, I think I'm going to keep the padded cell, but I'm thinking that it needs a name. How 'bout you? Well, since I'm kind of having a hard time, why don't you people come up with a few names. It's gotta be good though, something really good. Something wonderfully tremendously good. Oh, and let's all hope that I update sooner.
