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Yugi, who had been watching Serenity's every move like a hawk, turns back to Ryou, looking just a little depressed.

"Why do girls like that always like guys like that?" asks Yugi.

"Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted."

Yugi had long-since stopped listening to Ryou. He was now focusing on Kaiba.

"Does he always have that shit-eating grin?"

Ryou follows Yugi's gaze. "Seto Kaiba? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out."

Just then, the bell rings and Ryou and Yugi head to class. Yugi tries to get a glimpse of Serenity as she walks back inside. Ryou finally realizes how desperate Yugi is and makes a suggestion.

"Do you speak French?"

"Sure I do, my mom's from Canada."

"Well guess who just signed up for a tutor?"

"You mean, I'd get a chance to talk to her?" Yugi asks, hopeful.

"You could consecrate with her, my friend."


Mai and Ishizu are walking towards Mai's car just as Kaiba pulls up in his viper.

"The vintage look is over, Mai. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?"

"Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break," Mai shoots back.

"They're running the rest of me next month!" Kaiba pratically spits out.

Mai opens the door to her car as Kaiba drives away. Ishizu has been busy tying a scarf around her head.

"The people at this school are so incredibly foul," says Mai, irritated.

"You could always go with me. I'm sure William has some friends."


"Need a ride, ladies?" asks Kaiba, who has found his next victims.

Serenity and Tea hop in fast. Kaiba pulls away with a smile.


"That's a charming new development," remarks Ishizu, lowering her sunglasses to get a better view of Serenity and Kaiba.

Mai doesn't answer. Instead she reaches over and puts a CD in the player. As they pull out, Ryou crosses in front of them on his moped. Mai slams on the breaks to keep from hitting him.

"Remove head from sphincter! Then pedal!" Mai yells.

Ryou begins pedelling faster, scared of the wrath of Mai. Mai peels by, angry at the delay as Yugi rushes over to his friend.

"Are you all right?" he asks, catching up to him.

"Yeah. Just a minor encounter with the shrew."

"That's Serenity's sister?" asks Yugi incredulously.

"The mewling, rampalian wretch herself."

Ryou pedals off, leaving Yugi to dodge Joey's grimy, grey jeep.