A/N: Hello everyone! *Gives a sheepish grin* Uh.I'd like to apologize for not updating for soooo long. Life.has been busy. So, I'm really sorry that I haven't updated. But, to make up for it, I wrote three pages for this chapter. Oh, and this chapter is really random, and somewhat accomplishes something.I think. You see, I was at a major writer's block, so if you totally hate the chapter, please flame me, it might do me some good.hopefully. Anyways, what's up with the long intro right? Well, I'll get on with it, and let you read the story. Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. I don't own anything.

Chapter 8

:Vash is better!:

Vash: Yay!

:Wolfwood.somewhat there:

Wolfwood: Howdy! BWAHAHA! *ahem* 'Scuse me.

:Meryl and Millie still have pudding in there hair:

Meryl: (Sitting on the floor crying) Wahhh!

Millie: (With sticky chocolate mouth) Hewoo! (Translation: Hello) Wow es eferym? (Translation.again: How is everyone?)

:Legato.well, he's Legato:

Legato: .

Meryl: Wahhh! I hate this! I took a shower like five times, and I still can't get this.this.stuff out of my hair! I want my nice silky hair back, I don't friggin care about the type writer anymore!

Millie: Po Mewew. (Translation: Poor Meryl.) Y wif ver vas fumfin Y coo do. (Translation: I wish there was something I could do.)

Wolfwood: Can I have coffee yet?

All: (Yell) No!

Wolfwood: (Sits down and cries like a child)

:In a field far away:

Bunny: WEE! *Jump.Jump.Jump*

A Little Girl: Yay! (Grabs the bunny) I love you! (Rips the bunnies head off)

At Writer's house, she sat on her bed with her laptop, and almost died from laughter.

Legato walked into her room, and stood at the door with his arms crossed and glared, "What the *Censored* was that?!"

Writer looked up with tears in her eyes from laughing too much and too hard, "I.I.don't know! But, it was sooo funny," she paused to laugh even more, "that was waaay too funny!"

Legato rolled his eyes, then said, "Well, would you refrain from things like that?"

"I.I.just had to." Writer explained.

Legato pulls out a pair of reading glasses, and a long roll of paper, you know kinda like the paper they use on Harry Potter, "This is a warning from the Trigun cast:

If the author, Writer, of this *censored*-up story pulls any stunts like the 'girl and bunny incident' again, we, the Trigun crew, whom the author hired, against their will, more like captured, will reluctantly, actually happily be able to leave. This will be the consequences of any other such behavior, as was previously performed.

Signed,

The Trigun Crew

P.S. The dog says blue, and please let us make it through this story alive!

Writer's head was down when Legato put his glasses, and piece of parchment away. "I'm sorry that was so harsh, but-" Legato was interrupted by an enormous snore. "What?" He asked, and walked over to her, and found that she wasn't crying, but actually asleep. Legato became angry, and left.

:Back at the Trigun house:

Vash: La! La! La! I'm making doughnuts! (Laughs like an idiot)

Millie: (Skips around as if she's frolicking in a field of flowers)

Meryl: O.O

Wolfwood: (Joins Millie)

Meryl: ((O.O))

Legato: I'm going to get a pig. (Leaves)

Meryl: (Continues to watch Wolfwood and Millie in horror) STOP!

:Millie and Wolfwood stop, and stare at Meryl:

Wolfwood: What?

Millie: (Innocently) Yeah, what?

Meryl: It's disgusting! Millie, go make some exploding pudding, and Wolfwood, go smoke a tree! I don't care what you do, just stop doing THAT!

Millie: Does Meryl need some time in 'the cell'? (No, that is not the name of the cell, it's just I haven't gotten enough suggestions for what it should be called, so that's what it will be called for now.)

Wolfwood: (Nods) I think so. 'Smoke a tree'? Hm.I'll be back in a few. (Leaves)

Millie: (Cautiously walks toward Meryl) Now Meryl, I really don't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

:Minutes later:

Millie: (Shuts the door to the cell, with Meryl inside, and claps her hand together) There, now I can make my pudding. Hey Mr. Vash can- (Looks around for Vash) Hey, where'd he go?

Vash: (Voice muffled) Millie! Why did you put me in here?! Help me! Aaaaaah! She's eating my arm! Help! Anyone? Please, help me! No, Meryl, get that knife away from me! Where did you get that anywaaaaaay! Aaaaaah!

Millie: Uh-oh! (Slowly backs away, and runs outside)

Legato: (Has a pig following him, who has a vacant expression, probably because Legato is controlling the creature's mind. Sees Millie running away.) o.O

Wolfwood: (Collecting leaves from trees. Turns to see Millie running towards him) No! It wasn't me I swear, it was all Vash's fault! (Begins to run away, and throws his leaves up in the air)

Millie: No, it's all right, it's just Meryl is killing Mr. Vash in the cell!

Wolfwood: Ooh! I wanna watch that! (Begins to head for the house, then stops) With what?

Millie: A knife! ^-^

Wolfwood: Yeah! Bloody! (Runs to the house, as he passes Legato) Hey, Vash is getting killed by Meryl!

Legato: (Interested) o.O With what?

Wolfwood: A knife! ^-^

Legato: (Forgets about his pig) Ooh! ^-^ (Follows after Wolfwood) Fun!

:Inside:

Vash: You guys! Why don't you help me?! It hurts! Really.aaah..bad! Please?

Wolfwood: (Watching at the window) Bloooood.yum. I've got clean-up duty!

Legato: (Pushes Wolfwood out of the way) I wanna see! (Looks into the window)

Vash: Ow!

Legato: That looked pretty deep.

Millie: (At the kitchen counter) ^-^ I'm making pudding! Yay!

A/N: Are you happy? I hope you are, because I love you! *AHEM* Anyways, uh.tell me what you thought, and please, please, please, help me out with them name for 'the cell' I've got like two suggestions, but everyone just completely totally forgot about it. So, if you don't mind, please give me a name for it. Maybe I'll update sooner if you give me a name for it.or I'll give you free anime.or something. Look! A bird!