A/N: Hello bean filled burritos! Um…anyways, I'm just really tiered…or something, or is it bored? Well, anyways, I guess I haven't updated lately, but I have a lot of story for you now. But if you're not happy with this, you can go read my other story 'The Birds', because nobody reads that story…just thought you might like to know.

Disclaimer: I do not own Vashy, Meryl, Millie, Wolfwood, or Legato…or any of the Trigun characters.

Chapter 9

:Well, as you probably imagine Vash got saved…finally. After Legato and Wolfwood had their fill of the gore, Wolfwood, as promised, had clean up duty in the padded cell:

Wolfwood: (With a mop and bucket) It's so red, and so beautiful. (Reaches down to touch the blood)

Meryl: (Covered in partially dried blood) Wolfwood…what's your problem?

Wolfwood: Um…-

Meryl: Whatever. You know what? I feel surprisingly better after letting all that out.

Millie: Good for you Meryl! I'm glad. Um…Do we have eggs?

Meryl: Yeah, in the back of the fridge.

Millie: Yay!

Meryl: What do you need eggs fro?

Millie: Um…uh…I forget…(Then suddenly is filled with Writer's awesome knowledge)…It's for the pudding…(Loses the knowledge)…Pudding?

Legato: I lost my pig. I wanted his intestines.

All except Legato: o.O

Vash: (Wheeled into the room in a wheelchair by a beautiful nurse lady, Vash is in a full body cast) Muuuuh!

Meryl: (Glances at Vash uncaringly) Hey Vash.

Vash: Ruhmumu!

Meryl: What?

Nurse Lady: He says 'Why did you do that Meryl?'

Meryl: (Shrugs) I dunno…

Vash: Hrumbuh.

Nurse Lady: He says 'You put ouchies all over my body'

Meryl: (Walks up to Vash, and leans so they are face to face) Oh, did I do that? Well, I don't care. And if I had the chance, I'd do it again. (Walk away)

A/N: Did that sound like foreshadowing to anyone?

Vash: Guhrun

:Nurse Lady doesn't say anything, but only pats Vash on the shoulder lightly:

Meryl: What did he say?

Nurse Lady: Oh he didn't say anything, he was just whimpering.

:A few feet away, at the refrigerator:

Millie: Hm…the eggs don't look right…oh well! -

:She carries the eggs to where she's making pudding. The eggs are emitting a powerful odder of…rotten eggs. What else?:

Wolfwood: (Holding his nose) What the hell is that smell?! (Looks over at the eggs) Millie, it's the eggs!

Millie: What does that mean?

Wolfwood: That they're bad.

Millie: Well, Mom said there was no such thing as bad eggs. Only kids that make mashed potatoes.

Wolfwood: What?!

Millie: that's what Mom always said. (Begins to bread the eggs into her mixing bowl)

Wolfwood: Uh! Millie! You can't be serious. You're really going to use those?

Millie: (Eyes watering) Yes Mr. Wolfwood. I am, because they are the only eggs we have.

Wolfwood: We can buy more.

Millie: Well, apparently, we need to use these before they get any worse.

Wolfwood: (About to pass out) You know what, I'm leaving. I'm going to go made something.

A/N: For all of you who are completely brain dead or something, that was really gross.

:Luckily, everyone else was out of the room. Meryl has officially given up on making her typewriter, so she went to play in the mud. Vash can't do anything…for this chapter anyways. And Legato was out to find a pig.:

Legato: Need…pig…must…find…

Pig: Oink, oink

Legato: PIGGY!!!

Pig: OINK! (Begins to run)

Legato: (Jumps up into the air) PIGGY!!! (Tackles the pig)

Pig: OINK! OINK! (Wriggling)

Legato: Your mine!

Wolfwood: …

Pig: (Stops struggling)

Legato: (Looks up, gives a nervous grin)

Wolfwood: (Raises hands) I don't even want to know. (Turns away, leaves)

Legato: (Ties the pig up) Ha! (Hair slightly...messed up)

:Outside the house:

Meryl: (Slapping the mud) Yum, yum mud! Yum, yum mud! I like the mud!

Vash: (Silently watching Meryl)

Meryl: (Throws mud at Vash) Ha! Ha!

Vash: Mubuhwuh!

Nurse Lady: (Brings Vash inside)

Meryl: Hey! That lady tooked my fun! Let's go eat her. (Gets up out of the mud, a SHLOOP sound is heard from the mud.)

:In the house:

Nurse Lady: I'll get you cleaned up Mr. Stamped.

Vash: Guh huh.

Nurse Lady: You're welcome. Well, I'll be right back. (Leaves to get supplies, comes back)

Meryl: (Follows her into the room, silently giggling)

Vash: (Has seen Meryl) Muhhuh! Muhhuh mehi hu!

Nurse Lady: (Turns around) Where? I don't see her. (Turns back around) Mr. Stampede, please don't scare me like that. Now, let's get you cleaned up. (Begins to word on Vash)

Meryl: (Gets out from behind the door, gets ready to attack the nurse)

Vash: Muhuh! Muhuh!

Nurse Lady: Vash, please, calm down. You need to stop getting so excited. I-

Meryl: (Attacks) Raarrr!

Nurse Lady: Eek! Eek!

Meryl: Yummy! Nurse!

Nurse Lady: No! Not my spleen! No…but I need my heart! Ah! I can't think without my brain!

Meryl: (Eating the nurse's spleen, heart, and brain)

Nurse Lady: I don't know how I'm thinking without my brain, but-Gah! (Now dead)

Meryl: (Stands, blood and mud all over her clothes, blood dripping from her mouth, smiles, gives a thumbs up) Yum!

Vash: MUH! MUH! (Translation: Ahh! Ahh!)

Meryl: Don't worry, I won't eat you. (Leaves the room)

Vash: (Looks at the nurse)

A/N: Sorry about the blood…again…sorry, but I love it

:At some tree with no apples:

Wolfwood: (Singing) Leaves, leaves, leaves. We collect leaves. (Stops singing) Meryl had a pretty good idea with the trees. Let's see if this really words though.

:In the kitchen:

Millie: (About ready to throw up) That…did not…taste…chocolate…at all.

Millie's got food poisoning now

:In a mud puddle:

Meryl: Yummy mud! We like mud!

Legato: o.O What are you doing? (Carrying a pig)

Meryl: Playing mud! (Throws mud at Legato)

Legato: …(Drops the pig) I'll kill you! Raah!

Pig: OINK!

Burrito: …

Taco: Wee!

Meryl: (Runs away)

Legato: (Picks up the pig)

Pig: OINK! OINK!

:In the house, Wolfwood heard Vash's screams:

Wolfwood: MY DEAR GOD! What happened?

Vash: Huhmuhmunuh.

Wolfwood: o.O I cannot understand a word you're saying. But, I'm guessing this is the work of the evil Meryl. She's getting more time in the cell. (Goes to look for her)

Vash: HUHUMUH! (Translation: WHAT ABOUT ME?)

:Somewhere in the house:

Wolfwood: Meryl! Meryl! Where are you?

Meryl: (Has taken a shower) Yeah? (Seems normal)

Wolfwood: Uh…could you come help me in the kitchen?

Meryl: There's no exploding pudding is there?

Wolfwood: No.

Meryl: Okay.

A/N: Well, what did you think? Huh, huh, huh? Well, I'm really curious to find out. If you're tiered of the gore, please tell me. Personally, I like it, but if people are seriously against it, I'll stop. And, if you don't tell me your opinion, then I'll leave it in. I don't want to lose my readers just because of that…so, tell me what you guys think. My guitar has a mind of its own.