A/N: YAY! More to the story! This chapter isn't as long as the last though. But funny things happen to Meryl, but I can't tell you what, you have to keep reading!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Trigun characters; however I won all of the burritos and tacos that may appear in the story.
Chapter 10
:Outside the kitchen:
Meryl: Uh! What's that smell? I'm not going in there Wolfwood!
Wolfwood: Oh, it's not that bad really. (Enters the kitchen) Milli!
Meryl: (Enters, holds nose) Uh! What happened?
Wolfwood: (Pushes Meryl into the cell, closes door)
Meryl: Raah! (Explodes into flames)
Wolfwood: O.O
Meryl: (Is now a demon-looking-thing, evil demon voice) Wolfwood. Why did you do this to me?
Wolfwood: (Holding nose) You're insane!
Meryl: You can't do this!
Wolfwood: Oh, yes I can! (Goes to Millie, who is laying on the floor) Millie? What happened?
Millie: I feel si- I feel si- (Throws up)
Wolfwood: Uh! Twice in the same story!
Millie: (Weakly) Uuuh…
:Later, in the living room:
Millie: (On the couch, with the 'Chuck Bucket', throws up into it)
Wolfwood: Eew…
Legato: Ta-dah!
Wolfwood: o.O Why are you in such a good mood?
Legato: Why shouldn't I be?
Wolfwood: Well, let's count, Meryl's an evil demon-thing. Millie's got food poisoning. And Vash, can't do anything.
Legato: Well, I've got good news! -
Wolfwood: o.O
Legato: (Pulls out a plate from behind his back)
Wolfwood: (Looks at it) Aaand? What is that?
Legato: HOT DOGS!
Millie: (Smells it, throws up)
Meryl: (Still in cell) I smell something meaty! Give me!
Legato: (Sits down, and begins to eat) Yummy!
Wolfwood: (Disgusted look on face) How can you eat at a time like this?
Legato: I've been waiting for this for a long time, I need it! It is essential to my existence!
Wolfwood: o.O
Legato: All though there is something missing, but I can't put my-
Wolfwood: What?
Legato: BUN!
A/N: The day we see Legato scream 'buns' is the day I fly over the moon, eating a burrito, with the anti-Christ…which I would not do. Eating while flying is hazardous to your health
Wolfwood: Huh?
Legato: I need buns!
A/N: …my God…
Wolfwood: …
Legato: You know, like a bread that goes around the hot dog….almost like a sandwich…um.
Wolfwood: Oh! You mean like a hamburger bun?
Legato: Yes!
Wolfwood: We have some in the kitchen.
Legato: Hamburger buns?
Wolfwood: Yeah.
Legato: But I need the special hot dog buns…they're special.
Wolfwood: Until now, we didn't even know what hot dogs were, so you're out of luck buddy.
Legato:
Writer wipes the sweat from her brow. "Wooh! I think I should finish the chapter here. That was way too much. With lots of unnecessary stuff."
"You've got that right." Meryl said.
"You agree?!" Writer exclaimed in amazement.
Meryl nodded, "Like with me eating that nurse! That just wasn't right. Also the fact that I am now a demon-thing. What's up with that?" Writer stares at her for a long time. "What?"
Writer begins to drool, "God you're beautiful."
Meryl begins to freak out, "What?"
"Just kidding!" Writer giggled. "I made you a demon-thing because you're evil."
"Evil?!" she screamed in outrage, and became her demon-self.
At this point Writer raised her eyebrows in surprise, "…but, you're not on set. We're not filming…the makeup crew can't work that quickly…"
Meryl herself is even surprised, "What's happening to me?!"
"Hm…I dunno…um, oh well. Guess you'll be that way forever or something. Hey! Think of it this way, you won't have to spend those long hours in you trailer with those makeup artist peopley things right?!"
She considers this, "Well, I guess you're right, but-"
"Well, that's all the time we have for this chapter, and I'm just tiered of typing, but we'll continue this conversations later."
A/N: What did ya think of what happened to Meryl? Sorry to any Meryl fans that exist out there, but seriously, I can't stand her. I can't stand Millie either…which is probably the reason she has food poisoning right now. Although, you would have to be pretty stupid to get food poisoning the way she did…but anyway. R&R! Or, give me your lungs!
