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Jan watched as the guards and the pompous man bowed before her. She looked at her friends quizzically, "Um, I'm no beauty, and I'm defiantly not sleeping."

"Correct on the second Jan, wrong on the first," Kyle said under his breath before he could stop himself.

"Huh?" Jan asked, not having really listened to his words. She had been trying to coax the men to rise off the floor.

"Nothing," He replied sheepishly.

"Oh please get up!" Jan begged her attention on the bowing men.

"No, my lady," the advisor said, "For you are a great queen."

"Whoa," Jan said, "Queen! Now I know your kidding."

"Your majesty why would I jest you?"

"I am not a majesty, so will you please just GET UP!"

Immediately they climbed to their feet. Jan sighed of relief. She looked over at Kyle and saw him struggling not to laugh. "What's so funny?"

"Oh nothing."

"We must speak with someone," Luke said to the two of them, "Don't you remember why we're here?"

"I will take you to King Wendell at once," The advisor said.

"King?" Jan asked shocked, "Where are we exactly?"

"Your Majesty, you are in the fourth kingdom, in the castle of King Wendell."

"Just quit with the, your majesties and take us to this king."


The elder man led them down endless corridors. Massive windows showed the darkening sky; Tapestries, depicting great stories decked the halls. Suits of empty armor stood guard. Jan looked curiously around. They didn't have any of this where they came from.

Two pages in red uniforms opened two large doors, and displayed before them a great hall. Set at the end of it was a glorious throne. King Wendell was seated at it. Two men and a young woman were quietly chatting with him. A golden haired dog sat calmly gnawing a bone.

"No, Antony, I do not care to know how many eh... fools it takes to screw in a light bulb, whatever that is."

The advisor ran as fast as his jeweled shoes could carry him. "Your Highness we have some important new for you."

Wendell looked up and saw the three visitors, "May I ask who they are?"

"My lord one of them..."

Jan interrupted him before he could call her someone she was not, "We came through some sort of portal."

Wendell raised an eyebrow at her comment, and the fact that she didn't direct him properly, "You came through the mirror."

"I guess."

"Who are you?" Wendell asked.

"She is Queen Aurora, sire," The advisor said.

Wendell now looked shocked.

Jan rolled her eyes, "For the last time, I... am ...not ...a queen!"

"You do hold a likeness to the late Sleeping Beauty," Wendell said leaving his seat.

"My name is Jan Ors," She replied, "Not this Beauty you keep calling me."

"I'm Kyle Katarn," Kyle said.

Luke spoke up, "I'm Luke Skywalker."

Tony nearly fell off his chair, "Luke Skywalker!"

"Yes?"

"How... you are?" He stuttered

Wait a minute," The woman said leaving her chair, "Star Wars is real? That's impossible. What am I saying? I'm standing in the middle of a fairy tale, of course its possible."

"Hey uh Luke," Tony started towards the Jedi, "Do you think I could see your lightsaber?"

"Dad," The girl warned, "Do not mess with the Jedi."

"Virginia, I don't want to mess with him, I just want to see his lightsaber."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait hold it!" Kyle said stopping the chatter, "Exactly who are you and what is going on?"

"I'm Tony Lewis, Mr. Katarn, or is it Master," Tony scratched his head, "I can't remember?"

"It's Kyle."

"I'm Virginia Wolf," Virginia said then gestured to a younger man with slick black hair, "This is my husband Wolf."

"Wolf?" Jan asked.

Wolf sniffed her, making Jan look at him strangely, "Yes, that is his name," Virginia said, "He is half Wolf."

"Oh."

"Hey," Kyle said, "Why don't you quit smelling her?"

"I'm sorry," Wolf apologized, "But your smell is so unique," He took a big whiff, "Surely you are not from the 10th Kingdom, or any of the nine."

"There is an 11th Kingdom!" Wendell exclaimed.

"We aren't from a kingdom," Luke explained, "We came from a Galaxy."

"A Galaxy?"

"Yes."

"How extraordinary," Wendell was amazed, "And you call yourself a Jedi, what is that?"

"We are keepers of the peace that are gifted with a great understanding with the Force."

"Yeah and they have lightsabers," Tony interrupted.

"I think he already caught that dad," Virginia said.

"What is the Force?" Wendell asked

"The Force is an energy field that surrounds us all. Few can recognize it and even fewer can use it"

"Ok," Virginia said, "That was a very nice, confusing definition."

"Huff Puff," Wolf said, "I didn't get a word of it."

"Are you a Jedi?" Tony asked Kyle.

"Yes.

"Wow, this is unbelievable."

"Yeah, I'll tell you what's unbelievable," Jan responded, "How we have been talking here for the last five minutes and all that we have established is a weird conversation about the Force."

"Please stay for a small banquet with me," Wendell said, "Perhaps we can work out why you have come here."

"We came because of the other man that came through the mirror," Luke explained.

"Uh," The advisor spoke up, "what other man?"

"No one else came through the mirror?"

"No."

"Well what happened to him?" Kyle asked.

"Maybe the guy caught a look at your face and it scared him to oblivion," Jan said smugly.

"I think that was the worst insult you have ever given me."

"Oh I have more coming."

Virginia looked at this with a smile on her face, "Jan would you like to come prepare for the banquet with me?"

"Prepare?" She asked.

"Just come with me."


"I am NOT wearing that!"

Virginia was holding up a delicate silk dress decked with diamonds, "But it is a custom here."

"Is that all?" Jan asked sarcastically, "Well I'm breaking it."

"Women are supposed to dress up when they are with a king."

"They are? Well I'm not."

"Have it your way," Virginia said giving up. She took a light blue gown, and went to change into it.

"Where are Kyle and Luke?" Jan asked.

"Oh they are probably with my dad and Wendell."

"Your dad seems to like Jedi a lot."

"He likes their lightsabers," Virginia explained, "Why do you tease that guy?"

"Who Kyle?"

"Yeah."

"Oh we've been friends since forever it seems like," Jan said, "We just like to joke around. If I wore that dress, Kyle would tease me till the end of the Universe and beyond."

Virginia had to laugh at that one.

"Where are you from exactly?"

"I live in New York with Wolf. Most people call it the 10th Kingdom here."

"Okay and what are the 9 Kingdoms."

Virginia went through a definition of the Kingdoms, and even showed her a map.

"Now, its making sense," Jan said, "How did you get here anyways?"

"A month ago my dad and I found Wendell in Central Park transformed as a dog. He brought us here, and we went on a long adventure to stop the Evil Queen and turn him back into a Prince."

"Adventure?" Jan asked

She went into more detail about there journey, and about how her mother was the Evil Queen.

"Kyle and I have never been on anything like that," Jan said.

"This place is quite magical," Virginia said, "That might be why my dad likes to stay here."

"I guess so, why don't we find my friends?" Jan asked, "They will be interested in your story for sure."


All seven people were seated around the wooden table, with Wendell at the head of it. Jan saw that Luke and Kyle hadn't dressed up, and couldn't help but shoot Virginia a smug look. Food was brought out on large silver platters. Menservants came bringing the delicacies, and pouring red wine. Jan noticed that Virginia turned down the wine and drank only water. She assumed that Virginia and Wolf were expecting.

Wendell was anxious to hear of this galaxy, and Luke and Kyle told tale after tale of their adventures. Jan would butt in to say when she had to save Kyle's life on a few tales. Virginia would laugh at that, and Wolf would continue to ask what types of food they served there.

"You said that there was another man that came through the mirror?" Wendell asked at last.

"Yes," Luke said, "we were pursuing him, when he disappeared. Jan found the portal, and we assumed he came here."

"It appears you are the only ones that came through the mirror."

"How is that possible?" Virginia asked.

"There are other mirrors," Wendell said.

"Yes but dad smashed one."

"Uh Virginia," Tony said to his daughter, "I think we could have omitted that little detail."

"Is there anymore mirrors?" Luke asked.

"Yeah I think there's one more," Tony said, "I think it's... It's... the talking mirror said it was something on its head."

"Barnacles on its head, dad, and it's in the sea, remember?"

"Oh, yeah."

"Well no one could take it out of the sea, could they?" Jan asked.

"Only someone with great magic," Wolf said.

"And the only way someone could enter your realm from this one is through one of the traveling mirrors," Wendell said.

"But how..." Jan was about to say, when a manservant came to Wendell bearing a rolled up parchment.

"Your majesty, a letter from the Elf King Olaf."

"Oh thank you," Wendell said taking the document. He read it with a slight frown on his face.

"What's it say?" Tony asked.

Wendell read aloud, "King Wendell you must come immediately to the 7th Kingdom. Take with you your three friends, and the three who have come through the mirror. They may be vital to the survival of the 9 Kingdoms."

"Wait, how did he know about us?" Jan asked.

"He is an Elf," Wolf explained, "They know such things."

"Well that explains it," Jan said rolling her eyes.

"It looks as if we must hurry," Wendell said.

"We?" Jan asked.

"You heard the letter."

"But how could we be important to this Kingdom?"

"That is something I don't know," Wendell said, "But the King Olaf may."

"We might as well see what he wants, Jan," Kyle said, "It couldn't hurt. Maybe he knows where that guy we were chasing is."

"Alright," Jan said, "But if he calls me Sleeping Beauty, I swear he will live to regret it."

"It's settled then," Wendell stood up, "Tomorrow morning we leave for the 7th Kingdom."


Hmmm, wonder what happens in the 7th Kingdom?