Hello people! This is the 5th chapter and I need 2 reviews from new people who have never read my stuff before I post the 6th chapter. The lil bunny is replacing the * * * coz he ate them all up! Coz they were flowers! Oh and me, Elli and Fi's new names are (we were called these by some very meaneys people) Slapper, the Nasty and the Ho (sung to the tune of Pinky, Elmira and the Brain.). Words: 1,523 Pages: 6. The bird songs slowly reached Naria's ears, the morning rays of light shot through the gaps in the blinds, dancing over the room. Saturday morning at Rivendell College, and the only sounds were those of nature. Everyone was in bed, either sleeping in for the hell of it or sleeping in to get rid of a nasty hangover. Naria was lying in her bed, eyes shut and covers pulled over her head, still half asleep. She could vaguely hear footsteps in the corridor outside her apartment but chose to ignore them, settling deeper into the blankets and letting sleep take her.

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'Wake up Sleepyhead! Its 10 O'clock and you're acting like you're dead! So rise and shine! Get outa that bed! We're gonna take you shopping instead!" Lilla sang, ripping the blankets off Naria. "Ahrrrg! Go away you evil bitches!" said Naria, curling up into a ball. "Sorry, no can do! Since, apparently, you had a tough night last night; we're going to take you shopping!" Gem said, raiding Naria's drawers and chucking clothes in her direction. "Put these on," commanded Gem, passing Naria a pile of clothes.

"Ibiza, make-up and hair."

"Got it" Ibiza said, heading towards the bathroom.

"Guys, I really don't think I can go out today. I'm not feeling that well," Naria protested.

"Too bad. You'll feel better once you got some fresh air" Lilla said, pushing Naria into the antique dressing screen in the corner. "Now get dressed and you'll be that much closer to feeling better!"

Naria dressed slowly in what Gem had given her and stepped out from behind the screen. "Here, eat these" Lilla said, shoving a bowl of Co-Co Pops© in her face. She accepted and scoffed them down. "Now get your skinny butt in the bathroom" Ibiza ordered Naria. 10 minutes later she came out; Ibiza was sitting by herself in the apartment. "Come and sit down and I'll do you hair and make-up".

"Where are Gem and Lilla?"

"They've gone to get the car."

"Hey Ibiza, why are you doing this all for me?"

"Well.........you're my best friend and I know last night didn't go as you had planned so me and the girls are cheering you up."

"Thanks. What time did you wake up last night?"

"Ummm, well, Ashton came to visit me again and he woke me up, he said he opened the door and saw me lying un-conscious and thought I was dead! So he woke me up and...yeah."

"So have you and Ashton got a 'THING' going on?"

"Don't be silly, we're just...friends."

"Well none of my friends who happen to be guys would come a visiting me at midnight unless they wanted a bit of Naria!"

"Yeah, well...but...no...we...ok! I like him!"

"One to Naria, zero to Ibiza."

"Ok, you're finished" said Ibiza, taking all her accessories back to the bathroom.

"Thanks" Naria rushed over to the full length mirror to see what the person on the other side looked like. She was wearing pin-stripe flairs, a black and white Felix the Cat© tee, black Globe© skate shoes and her hair was out and had a cute Felix the Cat© hairclip. "Lets go" Ibiza exclaimed, holding the door open for Naria.

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"Hey girls. What you up to?" asked the sales assistant, a teenage guy (about 19) with a pierced eyebrow.

"I like your piercing" Gem said.

"Thanks. You got any?"

"Yeah, actually. You want to see?"

"You bet."

The girls shifted uncomfortably. Was Gem totally flirting or joking? Gem poked out her tongue, revealing the mysterious piercing. The hungry grin was wiped off his face.

"What about tattoos? I've got this one," he lifted his top revealing half a sun, the other half hidden by his jeans. "You got any?"

"No, sorry."

"Oh well. So do you want me to show you the other half of the sun?"

"Oh, I'd love you to, but my dad's waiting outside in the Porsche (also known as a Porscha. Not sure if I spelt that one right!) to pick us up. You see, he's a lawyer and if he found out some guy was trying to get his 15 year old daughter in the sack, I think you would be face to face with a lawsuit SO BRUTAL that you won't be getting any tattoos or piercings EVER AGAIN! Good day." The four girls walked out of the shop, leaving the sun guy gaping after them. They kept on walking in silence until they reached the food court, where their ear to ear grins let out shrieks of laughter.

"I doubt that sleaze is going to be chatting up any 15 year old girls for a while!" laughed Ibiza.

"You absolutely ROCKED Gem!" Lilla proudly said, hugging her satisfyingly smirking best bud.

"Gemma, baby? Is that you?" a male voice from behind the trio (Ibiza had gone to get some Mc D's for the group) asked. The group slowly turned around to face Matt Charlatan (Ok, I've just had the craziest thought. Matt turns towards the camera and says "Look that up in the dictionary kids!" with a big, cheesy grin on his face, teeth perfectly white and a slight sparkle to them. Oh, and hes giving the 'thumbs up'. Ok, now I'm having images of a man made of cheese bouncing off the walls in a mall. Now he's bouncing into the chemist and melting under the hot lights, "No! I'm MELTING!" *gurgle, gurgle, gurgle* Ok, now there is a huge plug hole in the middle of the chemist and he's going down it and all the chemist people are melting too and now the image freezes and the camera zooms out and the chemist scene is a painting and now there is an old man standing next to the painting, facing the camera, nodding thoughtfully and with a thoughtful look on his face. Now he's running around in a robe and now Harry Potter is hitting him with a wand and now they are in Hogwarts castle. Lol. ) the in- famous ex.

"Hi...?" Gem asked.

"Oh, baby. I've missed you so much! Let's get back together because you deserve the hottest man on earth so let's get back together right now!"

"Be strong, Gem."

"Shall we make up? Coz I can't live without your gorgeous face kissing my mind."

"Oh, YES!" Gem yelled, leaping up to kiss and hug him.

"Oh, NO!" Lilla moaned, banging her head on the table.

"Here," said Gem, handing Naria the keys, "Give them to Ibiza to drive you guys home in my Jeep, Matt can give me a lift, in his Ferrari!" and the newly together couple disappeared into the mob a shoppers.

"The ex strikes again." Moaned Naria.

"The sixth time, actually," Lilla moaned back.

"What'd I miss?" Ibiza slowly eased down a tray toppling with McDonald's goodies onto the girls' table.

"Oh just the narrator/author having a mental day dream about a cheese man and an assortment of other mental things. (Watch it Lilla! I'll write you off if you're not careful!) Oh AND Gem going off with Matt." Lilla said casually.

"WHAT?!? Ok, next time YOU'RE going to get the food. I always miss out on the drama in this story!"

"Let's just go home, this day has had way too much drama and excitement, I'm so tired." Naria said, heading towards the escalators with Lilla slumping along behind.

Ibiza grumbled and picked up the food tray, following Lilla and Naria.

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Naria was sitting in her lounge with Ibiza and Lilla, knocking back Vanilla Coke© and eating pizza while watching 'Head Over Heels'.

"This is, like, so boring." Lilla complained.

"Yeah. Why don't we do something exciting?" Naria said.

"Like dares!" said Lilla.

"Been there, done that. Why don't we graffiti the school or annoy the boys?" Naria thought out-loud.

"Oooooo! Let's annoy the boys!"

"What ever. Let's go then."

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"What's the time?"

"One thirty-five a.m."

"Ok, Ibiza? What's Ashton doing tonight?"

"I think he's just hanging out with the boys at his place."

"Good. Got the video cam and the digital one?"

"Check and check." Ibiza said.

"Good. Got the skanky clothes?"

"Lilla is getting changed into them right now."

"Good. Do you know how to act drunk Lilla?"

"You bet." Lilla replied, emerging from behind the bushes outside Heath and Ashton's place.

"Have you attached the microphone?"

"Yep."

"Go in now, everything's ready."

"This is going to be so much fun!" Ibiza whispered.