George: Mademoiselle Kiyuri does not own ANYTHING in this fanfiction.

Chibodee: Um, why are you doing the disclaimer?

Sai: Haven't you heard? Nobody reviewed Kiyuri's last fic so she's all broken up about being a bad author.

Everyone: *hears loud sobbing from a room*

Domon: Poor kid. . .

Schwarz: Wow, you're showing sympathy Domon, that's an improvement.

Domon: Shaddap. -_- #

Schwarz: *snickers*

Kyoji: Um, shouldn't we be starting?

Sai: You're right, but shouldn't we wait? I mean, it is sis's story.

Chibodee: You're right, but she's gonna take forever in there. I'd be best if we started it now.

George: I suppose.

Schwarz: Ok, as you have read in the summary, this is all outtakes, behind the scene stuff, and maybe even deleted scenes as if we were actually real actors/actresses instead of cartoons with voice actors, got it?

Kyoji: Right, oh, and I have a stunt double, Schwarz.

Outtakes

Beginning of Any Early Episode

Take 1

Stalker: *Asleep and mumbling* Now everyone, blah, blah, blah, However, yadda, yadda, yadda, because today's opponent is, etc, etc, etc, LET'S GET THINGS STARTED! GUNDAM FIGHT ALL SET, READY GOOOOOO!!!

Chibodee *offstage*: *throws crumpled paper*

Stalker: What? Oh, are we ready to begin?

Director: CUT!!

Stalker: oh. . .

Take Two

Stalker: (blah, blah, blah) Let's get things- oh crap, the jacket ripped.

Director: Cut!

Take Three

Stalker: *just sitting there without a jacket*

Director: Where's your jacket?

Stalker: Shirley's sewing it.

Director:*confused* then why's the camera rolling? *looks over to camera*

Sai: Oh *beeeep*, we've been spotted, RUN! *Sai and Domon run off*

Director: *sighs* cut.

Take Four

(episode 11 intro)

Stalker: (something about mummies) BUT THAT'S JUST PLAIN- OOOOOWW!! OH MOTHER *BBBEEEEEEEPP* (he hit his head on the camera)

Director: *holds up sign that says 'CUT!'*

Take Five

Stalker: *does everything perfectly*

Director: Beautiful! That's a rap! Now let's go edit that-

Stalker: What are you talking about? That was a rehearsal so we wouldn't screw up again!

Director: o.e (twitching) w-why m-m-me?

******

In the Middle of Episode 40 (I don't remember exact wording)

Take One

Karato: Domon, what are you doing, talking with the enemy?

Sai: Well excuse me! (makes face) Hey, wait, I don't remember seeing that beautiful lady before. Where's Sis?

Domon: Hmph, I don't need her anymore.

Schwarz: *comes out on that water thing* Oh please, Domon, y- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (loses balance and falls into water) Oh *bbeeeep* this water's cold!

Everyone else: *laughing*

Schwarz: This ain't funny! Wait a minute, 'ain't?' Oh *beep* Chibodee's rubbing off on me!

Director: *still laughing* Cut! ^O^

Schwarz: *climbs out muttering curses*

Kyoji: *pats Schwarz's back* that's why you're the stunt double, bud!

Schwarz: *mutters more*

Take Two

Director: And, ACTION!

Schwarz: *does that water thing* Wait! I'm not ready yet! *squeezing water out of his jacket*

Director: Thank you patience classes. . . CUT!

Take Three

Director: Action!

Schwarz: *water spout thingy comes out too fast and launches him into the air* OH (insert long string of curses here)

Director: Cut! And get somebody to fix that thing!

Take Four

Schwarz: I wonder what makes all that water shoot upward like that.

???: blastiose

Everyone: O.O

Take Five

Domon: *punching and stuff*

Shuffle Alliance: *talk about how awesomely skilled Schwarz is*

(Schwarz: Yeah, I'm so cool.)

Karato: Domon, what are you doing, talking with the enemy?

Sai: Well excuse me! (makes face) Hey, wait, I don't remember seeing that beautiful lady before. Where's Sis?

Domon: Hmph, I don't need her anymore.

Schwarz: *comes out on that water thing* Oh please, Domon, you're so arrogant! (skipping lecture) And I'd like to introduce you to my new assistant!

Rain: *turns around*

Domon: What the? Rain! Explain this!

Director: Very good. Let's edit. And stuff.

Rain: What's with him?

???: I didn't do it!

Domon: Ho boy, what now?

Michelo: *whistles innocently*

Everyone else: *raises an eyebrow*

Michelo: Um, bye! *runs away*

Newly formed angry mob: *chases* (after beating up Michelo. . .) That felt good.

Rain: I'll go check on the director. . . Hmm, he was drugged, or something. I'll go take him to the medical place thingy.

Chibodee: Hey, where's Schwarz?

Everyone: *hears loud splash, then Kyoji*

Kyoji: ACK!! This *beep*ing water's *beep*ing cold!!!!

Schwarz: *to Kyoji* Well, you deserved it. *walks back to where SA is* What?

SA: Um, nothing.

Now Time for Behind the Scenes. . .

Break time, then short little bloopers.

WARNING! CHARACTERS EXTREMLY OUT OF CHARACTER!

Argo: *yawns and stretches* Rain finished? We really need to get started.

George: Nah, Rain can't figure out what he's drugged with. So, no duh she doesn't know what medicine to use. Medicine, yuck, that stuff tastes nasty. (Yes, George said this)

Schwarz: It isn't that bad.

George: YES IT IS!! You don't know what it's like! *starts rocking back and forth twitching*

Chibodee: Oh, not again. For goodness sake, George, you have to get over these things!

George: *still twitching*

Argo: He's hopeless.

Sai: *walks in* Hey, I'm gonna get some lunch, any suggestions?

George: F-f-f-frenchy fries.

Sai: O.o Uh, right.

Chibodee: I thought he didn't like any form of potatoes.

Argo: He's delusional, but speaking of french-fries, I could really go for some fast food burgers right about now.

Sai: Okay, then! *takes out notepad and pen* Which place?

George (back to normal): Um, don't you think you're a little young to get lunch by yourself? I mean, your only 11, (sorry Sai fans) just because you play a 17 year-old doesn't mean you are one.

Sai: Oh, come on, I can get some lousy burgers by myself! So, what restaurant?

Schwarz: In'n'out!

Argo: Carl's Jr.!

George: Wendy's!

Allenby (who's been silent until now): McDonald's!

Chibodee: No thank you, I think I'm going down to the salad bar.

Sai: I sort of wanted Burger King.

Argo: We're going to have to ask the others to see what they want before we can decide.

Schwarz: *while the all are walking* Wendy's? Who eats that crap? (Actually, Wendy's is pretty good.)

George: Hey, it's better than Carl's Jr.!

Argo: What are you talking about!? The Six Dollar Burger rocks!

Domon: *walks bye* Actually, I'm quite fond of White Castle, those teeny weeny burgers are so cute!

Sai: Rrrriiiiggghhhtt. Um, ok then. . .*writes on notepad* Oh, hey, Rain!

Rain: *looking in medicine cabinate* What's up, Sai?

George: *starts twitching at the sight of medicine*

Argo: Oh, crap.

Schwarz: We have to get him out of here!

Argo: Right!

Schwarz and Argo: *drag George away*

Sai: *blushing* well, I, uh.

Allenby: We're going to get burgers, but we don't know what place. Any opinions?

Rain: Oh, definitely Jack in the Box. That place is the best! I even have that Jack antennae thing, oh, and the Jack bobble head. . .

Sai: Right, right *scribbles* Uh, Rain?

Rain: . . . .Jack dolls, Jack partie favors, Jack action figures. . .

Sai: RAIN!

Rain: Jack- What? Oh. . . sorry.

Sai: S'kay, you haven't seen Kyoji around, have you?

Rain: Kyoji? Oh, yeah, he's here. You see, he caught a bad cold after Schwarz threw him into the water.

Schwarz (from wherever distant place he's at): (pick either comment) Yeah? Well he deserved it! / I told you that water was cold!

Kyoji: *sneezes*

Schwarz: (says that German word for 'bless you'; I can't spell it.)!

Sai: So, Kyoji, what do you want?

Kyoji: I'm not hungry.

Sai: *checks notepad and sighs* I guess we're eating in the cafeteria again.

Allenby: Oh, well.

(Later)

Schwarz: Oh, no. . .

George: (like I typed above, it's later, he stopped twitching) What is it?

Schwarz: Look at the way the arranged the seating this time. I have to sit at this table. "People who play parts when they are incredibly strong fighters who get to make fun of everyone else."

Argo: Yeah so?

Schwarz: You wanna know what table I sat at yesterday? It was "People who ever played parts as a person that was masked in one point in time." In other words. I had to eat with Genkai and Asia.

George: And?

Schwarz: Hey! You try eating with the elderly! I mean, Genkai wasn't so bad, but Master Asia? Him and his stupid pocky! That's all he eat's y'know! He doesn't even take med-er-fruity flavored vitamins, and here the old geezer is playing a kung-fu master!

Argo and George: *see Master Asia piling pocky onto his tray*

Argo: I see what you mean.

George: Well, at least Hiei and Hajime will be sitting with you.

Kenshin: *passes by* Saito prefers to be called by his last name, that he does.

George: Oh, sorry.

Schwarz: Well, better get this over with. *walks to table*

George: Hmm, where am I sitting? *after looking around a bit* Great.

Allenby: Now what?

George: Look, "(People who play) Rich/Royal/Government People," meaning I have to sit next to Wong. And you know how he is.

Allenby: Yep, Mr. Nervous Breakdown. Oh well! *goes to "People who get dumped in love triangles" table*

George: Great *sits down*

Argo: * shrugs and sits down at "Don't have a lot of lines/ Don't play important parts" table*

Stalker: Hi Argo!

Argo: One more word out of you and I'll give you a real reason to wear that eyepatch.

Stalker: *shuts up*

(At Schwarz's table)

Schwarz: [to Hiei and Saito] Hey guys.

Saito: *nods*

Hiei: Hn.

Random Security Guard: You come back here! Gotcha!

Samurai Jack: Put me down! I am Anime!

RSG: Yeah, sure. *throws Jack out* And don't come back!

Jack: NOOOO! *gets thrown out*

All except Hiei and Asia: O.o

Master: *to busy eating pocky to notice*

Hiei: Hn.

Saito: *evil thoughts* Hey Hiei!

Hiei: Hn?

Saito: Say "Douglas"

Hiei: Hn.

Saito: Douglas.

Hiei: Hn.

Genkai: -_- #

Saito: Douglas!

Hiei: Hn.

Saito: *snickers*

Master: Mph. *still eating pocky*

Saito: *more evil thoughts* Hey Asia! Say "Douglas"

(George's Table)

Wong: *sobbing* I can't do anything right! Everyone makes fun of me! And I have to play a villain! A villain you hear!? Do you know how hard that is!?

George: *unemotionally* There, there. . .

Karato: -_- #

Ulube: o.e

Marie Louise: Make. Him. Stop.

(Argo's Table)

Argo: . . .

Stalker: . . .

(Back to Schwarz's table)

Saito: Douglas!

Master: Mph (still eating pocky)

Genkai: -_- ##

Saito: Douglas!!

Master: Mph.

Genkai: o.e

Saito: *laughing* Hey, Schw-

Schwarz: Douglas.

Saito: ( *gets lightbulb over head* Hey, Genkai, say Doug-

Genkai: SHUT UP!!! *whacks Saito with her (metal) lunch tray*

(After lunch at some lounge with a TV)

Rain: Good news everyone! The Director's fine now! What are you guys watching?

Domon: Some old outtakes. You can watch with us.

Rain: Ok!

(The short outtakes on the T.V.)

{Any scene with Master Asia standing next to Wong while Wong is eating pocky.}

Wong: *talking about Domon while eating the pocky*

Master: *starting to sweat a bit*

Wong: *eating pocky*

Pocky: *being eaten*

Master: *starts fidgeting*

Pocky: Crunch, crunch!

Master: o.e

Wong: *still talking and eating*

Master: MINE!!! *starts to savagely eat pocky*

Wong: *very scared*

Everyone else: o.O

Schwarz (offstage): I knew he'd crack.

{lounge}

Domon: *laughing* Oh, yes, Wong's face right there was absolutely a scream!

Schwarz: You really shouldn't pick on him so much-

Domon: Oh, look, here's another one!

{TV}

(in a dark hallway)

Wong in his floating chair thingy: *Going VERY fast* WHERE'S THE (BEEPING) OFFSWITCH ON THIS THING! IT NEEDS A SEATBELT, TOO! *goes off-screen, then a loud crash can be heard*

{lounge}

Domon: *laughing hysterically*

Director: Hey! Where is everyone? We need them on the set now!

Chibodee: Let's go everyone.

All: *leave to the set*

Director: Ok, we're going to try episode 17 again, got it?

Wong and Allenby: Oh. *leave*

(Beginning of Episode 17)

Director: Aaaannd ACTION!

Domon, Chibodee, Sai, Argo, and George: *talking about the Dark/Devil Gundam, Then, everyone except Domon leave.

Domon: *just stands there for a while*

Director: Cut! Now bring in the double!

???: I am NOT wearing this!

Director: You have to. People aren't going to buy your regular clothes as Domon. And your'e getting paid for this!

???: Oh, fine. . . *walks out on set wearing Domon's clothes and has Domon's hairstyle, stands where Domon was and. . .* FUTAI NO KIWAMI! *. . .pulverized the stone thing*

Director: YOU'RE NOW SUPPOSED TO YELL IT, SANO!!!

Sano: Uh, sorry.

(a little later in that episode)

Monks: Sai Saici, you shouldn't be eating so much.

Sai: Relax, I - *starts choking* ACK!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *falls off cockpit hatch floor thing*

(even more later)

Domon: *driving corlander*

Schwarz: *appears on road*

Domon: *keeps driving*

Schwarz: O.o *jumps out of the way*

Domon: *stops*

Schwarz: *very angry* YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP YOU (BEEEEEEPING) MORON!!!!!!

Domon: Eheheheh. . .

(Schwarz is giving sword to Domon.)

Schwarz: Ask this sword to find your inner strength. It will guide you to be a better fighter. (or something like that)

Domon: *takes sword and unsheathes it to reveal. . .* What's this? The blade is on the wrong side!

Schwarz: Isn't that Kenshin's sword?

Kenshin (in the distance): Oro! What happened to my sword!?

Director: *after some thought* SAI SAICI!!!!!!!!!!

Sai: Time to go!! *runs away*

TAKE TWO

Schwarz: Ask this sword to find your inner strength. It will guide you to be a better fighter. (or something like that)

Domon: *takes sword and unsheathes it* Hello Mr. Sword, how do I control my supermode?

[laughter]

(The part when Domon's on his corlander thinking about his supermode.)

Domon: *thinking* That's right! I still have my supermode. I- [Suddenly, a tire falls out from the bottom of the corelander and it skits to a stop]

Domon: *walks out of corelander blushing* [laughter]

(When Domon's getting into the MTS suit)

Domon: *thinking* GOD THIS IS TIGHT!! Hey? What? *not thinking* WHO THE (BEEP) SAID IT WAS ALRIGHT TO HAVE A CLOSE-UP OF MY @$$ WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO THIS THING!?!?!?!?

(When Domon is fighting Schwarz)

Domon: *tied by Schwarz's net thingy*

Schwarz: *puts speigel blade up to Shining Gundam's neck, then cuts its head off*

Director: WHAT THE (beep) WAS THAT FOR!? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CUT ITS HEAD OFF!!!

Schwarz: Yeah? Tell that to Domon. He almost freaking ran over me with his (beeping) corelander! *leaves*

Director: cut, I think.

Schwarz: *a while later, he's still ticked, then he notices Wong by a trash can throwing up violently (yeah, that much)* What happened to you?

Wong: *in between barfs* This wasn't in my contract! I even read the whole thing! And it never said anything about eating 10 tons of pocky, drinking wine with it, and all while riding in that portable roller coaster! I feel so used! *barfs some more* I don't even get paid that much!

Schwarz: Wow, that sucks. I thought I had it bad. Wanna get some burgers?

Wong: Sure. Lemme just wash out my mouth. In'n'out okay with you?

Schwarz: Fine with me.

Schwarz: WHAT!? I befriend Wong!? What kind of-

Allenby: Now now, don't be cursing. Besides, we want to try to keep this PG and there're no censors right now.

Sai: Hey, what's this?

Kyoji: What?

Sai: A note was slipped from under Kiyuri's door.

Schwarz: Let me see. Oh.

Sai: What is it, bro?

Schwarz: Just some authors notes, and some interesting thoughts she wants people to think about. For the notes:

If you were wondering how Sai was OOC, he didn't refer to anyone as "Bro" or "Sis"

And uh, I need more ideas.

Yeah.

And for weird thoughts:

All the major bad guys, as in Wong, Ulube, Master Asia, Michelo, and Marabou, all have long hair. Y'know, Wong has that ponytail, Master that braid, and for the others, their hair is just, well, long.

And another thing, if Wong is the type who will do illegal acts to stay in power, WHAT THE HECK DOES HE HAVE A TEDDY BEAR FOR!?

Umm, I'll think of more later.

Plz review!