Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam and blah, blah, blah. (Or Star Wars,
Finding Nemo, Samurai Jack, Galaxy Quest, Gundam Wing, and Pocky.... Or Mr.
Fuzzie-Wuggles)
Schwarz: Yeah you do...
HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!!!
Yes, that's right. After.... um.... so... long.... I AM BACK..
Serious apologies to all.
Schwarz: Well didn't YOU take your freaking time?
Kiyuri: Uh.... Aw, come on... It's only been a-
Domon: Year?
Kiyuri: Shorter than that.
Sai: Eleven months.
Kiyuri: .... I'm going to start the chapter now. This time we're picking on poor... Sai.
Sai: Oh...
Outakes (gasp)
Episode 49 Scene where Domon's fighting with Devil Gundam.
Take one.
Domon (Mark Gatha): Um...now? Ok. Ow! I. Am. Getting. Hurt...! Ow....ie. Oh... what... SHALL... I ever DOOOO???
Director: That's it.... No more voice actors...
Take Two.
Domon: crying like a baby
Director: ...
Take Three
Domon: RAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!
Rain: Oh, for Pete's sake! You're being so stupid, you baka!!!!
Rain kicks the Devil Gundam's base. Which begins to crack. Then it crumbled. (don't ask)
Rain: THERE.
All: o.o
Episode 34 Scene of big chase thing.
Take 1
Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::
Rain: ::screaming like there's no tomorrow::
All: SHUT UP!!
Rain: ...
Take 2
Schwarz: ::holding Rain::
Rain: ::snuggles::
Schwarz: O.O ::sweatdrop::
Rain:
Schwarz: . . . ::drops Rain::
Director: Let's try the throwing part again...
Take 3
Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::
Rain: ::can't scream because of duct tape on mouth::
Schwarz: distracted Hey! A candy store! ::fails to catch Rain::
Rain:
Episode 19 Scene of when Domon is hacking at the tree before Argo shows up.
Take 1
Domon: ::hacking at tree::
Some random dog: ::walks up and "goes" on Domon::
All: . . .
Director: Um... Cut?
SRD: ::leaves offstage::
Sai: ::gives SRD a biscuit:: Good dog. . .
Take 2
Domon: ::about to strike the tree::
Relena: STOP!!!
Domon: ::stops::
Relena: Don't hurt the poor tree!
Domon: Err...
Relena: It's wrong! You mean... person... guy... . . . PERSON!!!
Domon: . . .
Take 3
Domon: ::hacking at tree::
Fuunsaiki: ::walks by::
Director: Cuuuuutt.
Take 4
Domon: ::letting the sword fall on the tree by gravity because he's so annoyed and bored::
Then: A loud: "thud" is heard.
Director: What the...?
Domon: It came from here . . . SCHWARZ?? What happened?
Schwarz: Owww... ::rubbing head:: Man, that hurt....
Domon: . . . Did you just fall out of a tree?
Schwarz: NO.
Director: You fell out of a tree.
Schwarz: . . . It was the dog's fault.
Episode 36 Scene of Wong's you-know-what.
Take 1
Teddy: ::eating pocky::
Master Asia: ::comes on screen:: I want some!
Teddy: WELL TOO BAD!!!!
Master Asia: ::crying like a baby::
Director: ARRGGHHHH!!!!
Kyoji: Why is the bear talking?
Sai: No reason.
Director: Suurre.
Wong: Looks at teddy. Uh... there's a walkie-talkie taped to Mr. Fuzzie- Wuggles.
Bob (aka camera guy #7): over walkie-talkie Pssst, Sai! Is the scene over yet?
All: -.-
Sai: Oh... I think I left the stove on.
Wong: ::a weeeee bit pissed:: You don't cook.
Sai: Err...
STATIC.
Later, In the: Medical Place Thingy.
Rain: Y'know, I'm not a real doctor... so....
Sai:
(In random hallway)
George: Hey, Schwarz, It's time for lunch, you coming?
Schwarz: ARE YOU CRAZY!? Do you think I'm going in there?!?!?
Allenby: Um, yes?
Schwarz: George, go look inside and see the table settings.
George: Fine... ::goes and looks:: :comes back:: There's a notice. It says that we can sit wherever we want.
Schwarz: . . . I don't believe you.
George: I'll go get it. ::leaves and comes back again:: SEE.
Schwarz: Something's wrong here... ::peaks inside:: ... Just for today...
Allenby: Soooo, ya wanna sit with us or not?
Schwarz: Yeah. Just make sure there are no extra seats for anyone to sit in.
Sai: You sound paranoid.
Scwharz: Really?
George: Yeah, maybe you see Wong too much.
Sai: It isn't healthy.
Schwarz: . . .
Rain: I smell ketchup!
Allenby: ::sweatdrop:: Where did you come from?
Rain: . . . My Barbie dolls wink at me. . . . . . wait . . . what was I doing here again?
Schwarz: You...were... going to take Keiko's Slapping Class?
Rain: Nope, the Yu Yu Hakusho group is going to be filming ALL DAY.
Schwarz: Oh.
YYH Director: No we're not, Genkai called in sick so we can't do anything.
Schwarz: Just one character?
YYHD: Yes...
George: You just sound lazy.
YYHD: ::looks around:: Shhhhh!
Schwarz: . . . Wait . . . You said, GENKAI was sick?
YYHD: Yeah, why?
Schwarz: Hmm...
BELL: RINNNNNNG
Allenby: Oh, great. Lunch is over. I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
George: sigh Let's get back to the stage.
Domon: The director said we had a meeting at Meeting Place #4.
Sai: What's that smell.
Domon: ::glare::
Sai: Oh, right... okayigottagobye!
Domon: ::chases Sai::
(At the Meeting Place #4)
Kyoji: So where's the Director?
Wong: CAN'T YOU SEE!? HE'S ABANDONED ME IN MY TIME OF NEED!!! HE HATES ME!!! I'M SO HATED!!!
Schwarz: Wong, did you take your medicine today?
Wong: Now my own friend has lost faith in me!!! It's all over! There is no hope for me.... I can see the light . . .
Schwarz: That's a no, right?
Wong: Yes. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!
All: . . .
Director: Hello everyone. Er, what's wrong with him?
Wong: YOU'RE LATE!! YOU DON'T SEE ME AS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE ON TIME!!! ::sobs::
Director: . . . Listen, the reason I called you all here is because... ::locks door and swallows the key:: I AM NOT THE DIRECTOR!!! evil cackles
All: . . .
Argo: . . . Then who are you?
???: I am . . . ::takes off costume:: . . . SAMURAI JACK!! I WILL PROVE TO YOU ALL THAT I AM ANIME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Chibodee: So, what you're saying is that locking yourself in a room with Rain and Wong will prove that you're anime material.
Samurai Jack: Yes! No, wait...
Rain:
Wong: o.e
Samurai Jack: lying YES!!
Marie: Then do this:
Samurai Jack: Errr.
George: That doesn't count. Argo can't do that either.
Argo:
Hoi: Oooooh! Do that!
Samurai Jack: . . .
Min: How 'bout this? -.-
Cecil: Or this?
Bunny: What about this one? O.O
Samurai Jack: Too . . . many . . . faces . . . ::passes out::
Dr. Kasshu: That doesn't solve anything. We're locked in here. That idiot ate the key. It's in his STOMACHE people!
Kyoji: . . . Have you ever tried compound sentences?
Schwarz: ::takes out sword:: I can help with our key problem.
Domon: ::tries doorknob:: Hey, it's open.
Allenby: Poor idiotic fool.
Wong: SEE!? I'M NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE PITIED!! EVEN HE HAS TO BE PITIED BEFOR ME!!!!
Allenby: Of course you're important!
(this is mostly copied from Galaxy Quest)
Wong: Oh yeah? Then what's my last name?
Schwarz: Err, "Yun Fat"? (meh... --;)
Wong: My real one!
Schwarz: Um, ah, I don't know.
Wong: Nobody know? And do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I play a villan!
Allenby: Wong, you HAVE a last name.
Wong: DO I!? DO I!? FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M JUST PLAIN WONG!!! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!
George: Can we leave now?
Rain: No! I want everyone to have a mental breakdown! And George? It's time for your . . . MEDICINE!!!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rain: Allenby, we have to redo ALL of the episodes that you went to the Berserker Mode!
Allenby: ::twitches:: N-no.... no more ... craziness....
Rain: Annd Schwarz? MASTER ASIA!
Schwarz: HA! That won't work on me!
Master Asia: Hi!
Schwarz: S, s, s!!!! No .... Must fight it! ::kicks MA in the shin:: HA! Take THAT, OLD MAN!!!
Master Asia: Ohhhhh! The PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINN!! The AAAGOOOONNYYYY!!!
Schwarz: . . . Something's missing. angry Where's Sai Sici!?!?
Rain: . . .
Domon: He got away while I was chasing him. I kept looking for him, but then I ran into Rain.
Rain: I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!!!!
Domon: Sai, is that you?
Rain: Maybe?
Domon: . . . I'm going to kill you.
Sai: ::gets killed by Domon::
Sai: I DIE!?
Kiyuri:
Sai: That's not funny.
Kiyuri: No, it's not you...
Sai: Then what?
Kiyuri: Wong.
Wong: O.o What did I do?
Kiyur: ::bursts out laughing:: o
Wong:
Kiyuri: Ladies and other peoples, I have just seen . . . WONG'S TEDDY BEAR!!!! ::laughing again::
Wong: . . .
Kiyuri: I mean, seriously. I thought it would be tiny. In a dark scene on your bed, but INSTEAD I see YOU in a PURPLE robe drinking juice or something with THIS BIG BEAR on the couch! With a blue tie and pink ears!! O
Wong: Mr. Fuzzie-Wuggles isn't that big. . .
Kiyuri: Big enough to be my pillow.
Wong: . . .
Schwarz: Yeah you do...
HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!!!
Yes, that's right. After.... um.... so... long.... I AM BACK..
Serious apologies to all.
Schwarz: Well didn't YOU take your freaking time?
Kiyuri: Uh.... Aw, come on... It's only been a-
Domon: Year?
Kiyuri: Shorter than that.
Sai: Eleven months.
Kiyuri: .... I'm going to start the chapter now. This time we're picking on poor... Sai.
Sai: Oh...
Outakes (gasp)
Episode 49 Scene where Domon's fighting with Devil Gundam.
Take one.
Domon (Mark Gatha): Um...now? Ok. Ow! I. Am. Getting. Hurt...! Ow....ie. Oh... what... SHALL... I ever DOOOO???
Director: That's it.... No more voice actors...
Take Two.
Domon: crying like a baby
Director: ...
Take Three
Domon: RAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!
Rain: Oh, for Pete's sake! You're being so stupid, you baka!!!!
Rain kicks the Devil Gundam's base. Which begins to crack. Then it crumbled. (don't ask)
Rain: THERE.
All: o.o
Episode 34 Scene of big chase thing.
Take 1
Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::
Rain: ::screaming like there's no tomorrow::
All: SHUT UP!!
Rain: ...
Take 2
Schwarz: ::holding Rain::
Rain: ::snuggles::
Schwarz: O.O ::sweatdrop::
Rain:
Schwarz: . . . ::drops Rain::
Director: Let's try the throwing part again...
Take 3
Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::
Rain: ::can't scream because of duct tape on mouth::
Schwarz: distracted Hey! A candy store! ::fails to catch Rain::
Rain:
Episode 19 Scene of when Domon is hacking at the tree before Argo shows up.
Take 1
Domon: ::hacking at tree::
Some random dog: ::walks up and "goes" on Domon::
All: . . .
Director: Um... Cut?
SRD: ::leaves offstage::
Sai: ::gives SRD a biscuit:: Good dog. . .
Take 2
Domon: ::about to strike the tree::
Relena: STOP!!!
Domon: ::stops::
Relena: Don't hurt the poor tree!
Domon: Err...
Relena: It's wrong! You mean... person... guy... . . . PERSON!!!
Domon: . . .
Take 3
Domon: ::hacking at tree::
Fuunsaiki: ::walks by::
Director: Cuuuuutt.
Take 4
Domon: ::letting the sword fall on the tree by gravity because he's so annoyed and bored::
Then: A loud: "thud" is heard.
Director: What the...?
Domon: It came from here . . . SCHWARZ?? What happened?
Schwarz: Owww... ::rubbing head:: Man, that hurt....
Domon: . . . Did you just fall out of a tree?
Schwarz: NO.
Director: You fell out of a tree.
Schwarz: . . . It was the dog's fault.
Episode 36 Scene of Wong's you-know-what.
Take 1
Teddy: ::eating pocky::
Master Asia: ::comes on screen:: I want some!
Teddy: WELL TOO BAD!!!!
Master Asia: ::crying like a baby::
Director: ARRGGHHHH!!!!
Kyoji: Why is the bear talking?
Sai: No reason.
Director: Suurre.
Wong: Looks at teddy. Uh... there's a walkie-talkie taped to Mr. Fuzzie- Wuggles.
Bob (aka camera guy #7): over walkie-talkie Pssst, Sai! Is the scene over yet?
All: -.-
Sai: Oh... I think I left the stove on.
Wong: ::a weeeee bit pissed:: You don't cook.
Sai: Err...
STATIC.
Later, In the: Medical Place Thingy.
Rain: Y'know, I'm not a real doctor... so....
Sai:
(In random hallway)
George: Hey, Schwarz, It's time for lunch, you coming?
Schwarz: ARE YOU CRAZY!? Do you think I'm going in there?!?!?
Allenby: Um, yes?
Schwarz: George, go look inside and see the table settings.
George: Fine... ::goes and looks:: :comes back:: There's a notice. It says that we can sit wherever we want.
Schwarz: . . . I don't believe you.
George: I'll go get it. ::leaves and comes back again:: SEE.
Schwarz: Something's wrong here... ::peaks inside:: ... Just for today...
Allenby: Soooo, ya wanna sit with us or not?
Schwarz: Yeah. Just make sure there are no extra seats for anyone to sit in.
Sai: You sound paranoid.
Scwharz: Really?
George: Yeah, maybe you see Wong too much.
Sai: It isn't healthy.
Schwarz: . . .
Rain: I smell ketchup!
Allenby: ::sweatdrop:: Where did you come from?
Rain: . . . My Barbie dolls wink at me. . . . . . wait . . . what was I doing here again?
Schwarz: You...were... going to take Keiko's Slapping Class?
Rain: Nope, the Yu Yu Hakusho group is going to be filming ALL DAY.
Schwarz: Oh.
YYH Director: No we're not, Genkai called in sick so we can't do anything.
Schwarz: Just one character?
YYHD: Yes...
George: You just sound lazy.
YYHD: ::looks around:: Shhhhh!
Schwarz: . . . Wait . . . You said, GENKAI was sick?
YYHD: Yeah, why?
Schwarz: Hmm...
BELL: RINNNNNNG
Allenby: Oh, great. Lunch is over. I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
George: sigh Let's get back to the stage.
Domon: The director said we had a meeting at Meeting Place #4.
Sai: What's that smell.
Domon: ::glare::
Sai: Oh, right... okayigottagobye!
Domon: ::chases Sai::
(At the Meeting Place #4)
Kyoji: So where's the Director?
Wong: CAN'T YOU SEE!? HE'S ABANDONED ME IN MY TIME OF NEED!!! HE HATES ME!!! I'M SO HATED!!!
Schwarz: Wong, did you take your medicine today?
Wong: Now my own friend has lost faith in me!!! It's all over! There is no hope for me.... I can see the light . . .
Schwarz: That's a no, right?
Wong: Yes. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!
All: . . .
Director: Hello everyone. Er, what's wrong with him?
Wong: YOU'RE LATE!! YOU DON'T SEE ME AS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE ON TIME!!! ::sobs::
Director: . . . Listen, the reason I called you all here is because... ::locks door and swallows the key:: I AM NOT THE DIRECTOR!!! evil cackles
All: . . .
Argo: . . . Then who are you?
???: I am . . . ::takes off costume:: . . . SAMURAI JACK!! I WILL PROVE TO YOU ALL THAT I AM ANIME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Chibodee: So, what you're saying is that locking yourself in a room with Rain and Wong will prove that you're anime material.
Samurai Jack: Yes! No, wait...
Rain:
Wong: o.e
Samurai Jack: lying YES!!
Marie: Then do this:
Samurai Jack: Errr.
George: That doesn't count. Argo can't do that either.
Argo:
Hoi: Oooooh! Do that!
Samurai Jack: . . .
Min: How 'bout this? -.-
Cecil: Or this?
Bunny: What about this one? O.O
Samurai Jack: Too . . . many . . . faces . . . ::passes out::
Dr. Kasshu: That doesn't solve anything. We're locked in here. That idiot ate the key. It's in his STOMACHE people!
Kyoji: . . . Have you ever tried compound sentences?
Schwarz: ::takes out sword:: I can help with our key problem.
Domon: ::tries doorknob:: Hey, it's open.
Allenby: Poor idiotic fool.
Wong: SEE!? I'M NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE PITIED!! EVEN HE HAS TO BE PITIED BEFOR ME!!!!
Allenby: Of course you're important!
(this is mostly copied from Galaxy Quest)
Wong: Oh yeah? Then what's my last name?
Schwarz: Err, "Yun Fat"? (meh... --;)
Wong: My real one!
Schwarz: Um, ah, I don't know.
Wong: Nobody know? And do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I play a villan!
Allenby: Wong, you HAVE a last name.
Wong: DO I!? DO I!? FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M JUST PLAIN WONG!!! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!
George: Can we leave now?
Rain: No! I want everyone to have a mental breakdown! And George? It's time for your . . . MEDICINE!!!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rain: Allenby, we have to redo ALL of the episodes that you went to the Berserker Mode!
Allenby: ::twitches:: N-no.... no more ... craziness....
Rain: Annd Schwarz? MASTER ASIA!
Schwarz: HA! That won't work on me!
Master Asia: Hi!
Schwarz: S, s, s!!!! No .... Must fight it! ::kicks MA in the shin:: HA! Take THAT, OLD MAN!!!
Master Asia: Ohhhhh! The PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINN!! The AAAGOOOONNYYYY!!!
Schwarz: . . . Something's missing. angry Where's Sai Sici!?!?
Rain: . . .
Domon: He got away while I was chasing him. I kept looking for him, but then I ran into Rain.
Rain: I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!!!!
Domon: Sai, is that you?
Rain: Maybe?
Domon: . . . I'm going to kill you.
Sai: ::gets killed by Domon::
Sai: I DIE!?
Kiyuri:
Sai: That's not funny.
Kiyuri: No, it's not you...
Sai: Then what?
Kiyuri: Wong.
Wong: O.o What did I do?
Kiyur: ::bursts out laughing:: o
Wong:
Kiyuri: Ladies and other peoples, I have just seen . . . WONG'S TEDDY BEAR!!!! ::laughing again::
Wong: . . .
Kiyuri: I mean, seriously. I thought it would be tiny. In a dark scene on your bed, but INSTEAD I see YOU in a PURPLE robe drinking juice or something with THIS BIG BEAR on the couch! With a blue tie and pink ears!! O
Wong: Mr. Fuzzie-Wuggles isn't that big. . .
Kiyuri: Big enough to be my pillow.
Wong: . . .
