Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam and blah, blah, blah. (Or Star Wars, Finding Nemo, Samurai Jack, Galaxy Quest, Gundam Wing, and Pocky.... Or Mr. Fuzzie-Wuggles)

Schwarz: Yeah you do...

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!!!

Yes, that's right. After.... um.... so... long.... I AM BACK..

Serious apologies to all.

Schwarz: Well didn't YOU take your freaking time?

Kiyuri: Uh.... Aw, come on... It's only been a-

Domon: Year?

Kiyuri: Shorter than that.

Sai: Eleven months.

Kiyuri: .... I'm going to start the chapter now. This time we're picking on poor... Sai.

Sai: Oh...

Outakes (gasp)

Episode 49 Scene where Domon's fighting with Devil Gundam.

Take one.

Domon (Mark Gatha): Um...now? Ok. Ow! I. Am. Getting. Hurt...! Ow....ie. Oh... what... SHALL... I ever DOOOO???

Director: That's it.... No more voice actors...

Take Two.

Domon: crying like a baby

Director: ...

Take Three

Domon: RAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!

Rain: Oh, for Pete's sake! You're being so stupid, you baka!!!!

Rain kicks the Devil Gundam's base. Which begins to crack. Then it crumbled. (don't ask)

Rain: THERE.

All: o.o

Episode 34 Scene of big chase thing.

Take 1

Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::

Rain: ::screaming like there's no tomorrow::

All: SHUT UP!!

Rain: ...

Take 2

Schwarz: ::holding Rain::

Rain: ::snuggles::

Schwarz: O.O ::sweatdrop::

Rain:

Schwarz: . . . ::drops Rain::

Director: Let's try the throwing part again...

Take 3

Schwarz: ::throws Rain up::

Rain: ::can't scream because of duct tape on mouth::

Schwarz: distracted Hey! A candy store! ::fails to catch Rain::

Rain:

Episode 19 Scene of when Domon is hacking at the tree before Argo shows up.

Take 1

Domon: ::hacking at tree::

Some random dog: ::walks up and "goes" on Domon::

All: . . .

Director: Um... Cut?

SRD: ::leaves offstage::

Sai: ::gives SRD a biscuit:: Good dog. . .

Take 2

Domon: ::about to strike the tree::

Relena: STOP!!!

Domon: ::stops::

Relena: Don't hurt the poor tree!

Domon: Err...

Relena: It's wrong! You mean... person... guy... . . . PERSON!!!

Domon: . . .

Take 3

Domon: ::hacking at tree::

Fuunsaiki: ::walks by::

Director: Cuuuuutt.

Take 4

Domon: ::letting the sword fall on the tree by gravity because he's so annoyed and bored::

Then: A loud: "thud" is heard.

Director: What the...?

Domon: It came from here . . . SCHWARZ?? What happened?

Schwarz: Owww... ::rubbing head:: Man, that hurt....

Domon: . . . Did you just fall out of a tree?

Schwarz: NO.

Director: You fell out of a tree.

Schwarz: . . . It was the dog's fault.

Episode 36 Scene of Wong's you-know-what.

Take 1

Teddy: ::eating pocky::

Master Asia: ::comes on screen:: I want some!

Teddy: WELL TOO BAD!!!!

Master Asia: ::crying like a baby::

Director: ARRGGHHHH!!!!

Kyoji: Why is the bear talking?

Sai: No reason.

Director: Suurre.

Wong: Looks at teddy. Uh... there's a walkie-talkie taped to Mr. Fuzzie- Wuggles.

Bob (aka camera guy #7): over walkie-talkie Pssst, Sai! Is the scene over yet?

All: -.-

Sai: Oh... I think I left the stove on.

Wong: ::a weeeee bit pissed:: You don't cook.

Sai: Err...

STATIC.

Later, In the: Medical Place Thingy.

Rain: Y'know, I'm not a real doctor... so....

Sai:

(In random hallway)

George: Hey, Schwarz, It's time for lunch, you coming?

Schwarz: ARE YOU CRAZY!? Do you think I'm going in there?!?!?

Allenby: Um, yes?

Schwarz: George, go look inside and see the table settings.

George: Fine... ::goes and looks:: :comes back:: There's a notice. It says that we can sit wherever we want.

Schwarz: . . . I don't believe you.

George: I'll go get it. ::leaves and comes back again:: SEE.

Schwarz: Something's wrong here... ::peaks inside:: ... Just for today...

Allenby: Soooo, ya wanna sit with us or not?

Schwarz: Yeah. Just make sure there are no extra seats for anyone to sit in.

Sai: You sound paranoid.

Scwharz: Really?

George: Yeah, maybe you see Wong too much.

Sai: It isn't healthy.

Schwarz: . . .

Rain: I smell ketchup!

Allenby: ::sweatdrop:: Where did you come from?

Rain: . . . My Barbie dolls wink at me. . . . . . wait . . . what was I doing here again?

Schwarz: You...were... going to take Keiko's Slapping Class?

Rain: Nope, the Yu Yu Hakusho group is going to be filming ALL DAY.

Schwarz: Oh.

YYH Director: No we're not, Genkai called in sick so we can't do anything.

Schwarz: Just one character?

YYHD: Yes...

George: You just sound lazy.

YYHD: ::looks around:: Shhhhh!

Schwarz: . . . Wait . . . You said, GENKAI was sick?

YYHD: Yeah, why?

Schwarz: Hmm...

BELL: RINNNNNNG

Allenby: Oh, great. Lunch is over. I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!

George: sigh Let's get back to the stage.

Domon: The director said we had a meeting at Meeting Place #4.

Sai: What's that smell.

Domon: ::glare::

Sai: Oh, right... okayigottagobye!

Domon: ::chases Sai::

(At the Meeting Place #4)

Kyoji: So where's the Director?

Wong: CAN'T YOU SEE!? HE'S ABANDONED ME IN MY TIME OF NEED!!! HE HATES ME!!! I'M SO HATED!!!

Schwarz: Wong, did you take your medicine today?

Wong: Now my own friend has lost faith in me!!! It's all over! There is no hope for me.... I can see the light . . .

Schwarz: That's a no, right?

Wong: Yes. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!

All: . . .

Director: Hello everyone. Er, what's wrong with him?

Wong: YOU'RE LATE!! YOU DON'T SEE ME AS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE ON TIME!!! ::sobs::

Director: . . . Listen, the reason I called you all here is because... ::locks door and swallows the key:: I AM NOT THE DIRECTOR!!! evil cackles

All: . . .

Argo: . . . Then who are you?

???: I am . . . ::takes off costume:: . . . SAMURAI JACK!! I WILL PROVE TO YOU ALL THAT I AM ANIME!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chibodee: So, what you're saying is that locking yourself in a room with Rain and Wong will prove that you're anime material.

Samurai Jack: Yes! No, wait...

Rain:

Wong: o.e

Samurai Jack: lying YES!!

Marie: Then do this:

Samurai Jack: Errr.

George: That doesn't count. Argo can't do that either.

Argo:

Hoi: Oooooh! Do that!

Samurai Jack: . . .

Min: How 'bout this? -.-

Cecil: Or this?

Bunny: What about this one? O.O

Samurai Jack: Too . . . many . . . faces . . . ::passes out::

Dr. Kasshu: That doesn't solve anything. We're locked in here. That idiot ate the key. It's in his STOMACHE people!

Kyoji: . . . Have you ever tried compound sentences?

Schwarz: ::takes out sword:: I can help with our key problem.

Domon: ::tries doorknob:: Hey, it's open.

Allenby: Poor idiotic fool.

Wong: SEE!? I'M NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE PITIED!! EVEN HE HAS TO BE PITIED BEFOR ME!!!!

Allenby: Of course you're important!

(this is mostly copied from Galaxy Quest)

Wong: Oh yeah? Then what's my last name?

Schwarz: Err, "Yun Fat"? (meh... --;)

Wong: My real one!

Schwarz: Um, ah, I don't know.

Wong: Nobody know? And do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I play a villan!

Allenby: Wong, you HAVE a last name.

Wong: DO I!? DO I!? FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M JUST PLAIN WONG!!! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

George: Can we leave now?

Rain: No! I want everyone to have a mental breakdown! And George? It's time for your . . . MEDICINE!!!

George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rain: Allenby, we have to redo ALL of the episodes that you went to the Berserker Mode!

Allenby: ::twitches:: N-no.... no more ... craziness....

Rain: Annd Schwarz? MASTER ASIA!

Schwarz: HA! That won't work on me!

Master Asia: Hi!

Schwarz: S, s, s!!!! No .... Must fight it! ::kicks MA in the shin:: HA! Take THAT, OLD MAN!!!

Master Asia: Ohhhhh! The PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINN!! The AAAGOOOONNYYYY!!!

Schwarz: . . . Something's missing. angry Where's Sai Sici!?!?

Rain: . . .

Domon: He got away while I was chasing him. I kept looking for him, but then I ran into Rain.

Rain: I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!!!!

Domon: Sai, is that you?

Rain: Maybe?

Domon: . . . I'm going to kill you.

Sai: ::gets killed by Domon::

Sai: I DIE!?

Kiyuri:

Sai: That's not funny.

Kiyuri: No, it's not you...

Sai: Then what?

Kiyuri: Wong.

Wong: O.o What did I do?

Kiyur: ::bursts out laughing:: o

Wong:

Kiyuri: Ladies and other peoples, I have just seen . . . WONG'S TEDDY BEAR!!!! ::laughing again::

Wong: . . .

Kiyuri: I mean, seriously. I thought it would be tiny. In a dark scene on your bed, but INSTEAD I see YOU in a PURPLE robe drinking juice or something with THIS BIG BEAR on the couch! With a blue tie and pink ears!! O

Wong: Mr. Fuzzie-Wuggles isn't that big. . .

Kiyuri: Big enough to be my pillow.

Wong: . . .