Disclaimer: And another YEAR goes by as Kiyuri decides to update
Kiyuri: Shut up, you.
Mia: Well†It wasn't a YEAR
Disclaimer: What's your excuse THIS time!?
Kiyuri:
Mia: Well†My dad started to rent Rurouni Kenshin DVDs and I wasn't up to writing G Gundam fics at the momentâ€.
Schwarz: †And you expect us to forgive you just like that?
Kiyuri: Er, yes.
Sai: Forget it.
Kiyuri: FINE! I'll just replace you with Aoshi!
Mia: We got over Aoshi!!!
Kiyuri: Fineâ€. Again†I'll replace you BOTH with Soujiro and Aoshi
Mia: That isn't what I meantâ€.
Schwarz: You can't replace us!!!
Sai: Yeah!
Kiyuri: Allow me to prove it to you then!!!
Kenshin: We shouldn't be fighting, de gozaru. Sessha believes fighting is bad, de gozaru.
Sai: Er†Where did you come from?
Kiyuri: NO! I don't want Kenshin! I want Aoshi!
Schwarz: clears throat
Kiyuri: mumbles I mean Soujiro
Kenshin: Uh†I don't know, de gozaru.
Mia: Let's just do the disclaimer and get this OVER WITH.
Disclaimer: I don't own G Gundam or Rurouni Kenshin.
Mia: One more thing, there aren't going to be any outtakes in this chapter because this is the chapter where Schwarz finds out who's been messing with the table sitting places.
(It's the next day, everyone's still stuck in the room, even though the door is open.)
George: I'm bored
Schwarz: ::playing Fire Emblem:: Don't care.
Argo: That was mean
Schwarz: Go tell it to Boris.
Argo: ::sobs::
Schwarz plays some more when a Wyvern Lord comes and kills his Ninian.
Schwarz: Darn†Vaidaâ€. ::turns Game Boy off::
Domon: I'm hungry.
Kiyuri suddenly appears in the room.
Kiyuri: Then Eat.
Kiyuri then exits out the door.
Chibodee: Uh, who was that?
George: You don't remember?
Chibodee: Nope.
Rain bursts in all frantic looking.
Rain: GUYS!!! I have an important message from the director!
Sai: suddenly alive The real one?
Rain: â€Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.
Allenby: Sooooooâ€. What is it?
Rain: †Rurouni Kenshin's becoming more popular because it has more episodes!
George: So? I'm not surprised. G Gundam's getting old
Argo: ::smacks George:: You traitor!!
Schwarz: So†what does the director want to do about it?
Rain: He wants to make a sequel.
Sai: "Mobile Fighter G Gundam 2"?
Rain: Yup.
Schwarz: Well, I don't have to worry about it.
Wong: YES! THE VILLAINY HAS ENDED!!!! cackles
Rain: Um
Chibodee: Well, look at the time. I'm afraid it's time for lunch. Have a nice day! ::goes to lunchroom::
Pretty much everyone: ::goes to lunchroom::
Wong: Schwarz, aren't you coming?
Schwarz: No, I'm going to spend my day looking for the person who sets up the table sitting†placesâ€. Thingsâ€..
Wong: †Wellâ€. I'm not hungry, so I'll aid you in this noble cause! ::trench coat is blowing in the wind, even though their inside::
Schwarz: Right
Rain: Ooh! I know! We can recruit people from other animes to help to!
Wong: Oooh! That's brilliant! Lets go recruit people!
(Later)
The group ends up recruiting (actually, I FORCED THEM TO JOIN! HAHAHAHA!!!) four people: Yusuke, Aoshi, Soujiro, and Kenshin. Note that if there are parenthesis when Aoshi's talking, they're his thoughts.
Wong: Okay, now that we're all here, we can begin our quest!!!
Rain: Yay!
Yusuke: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Soujiro:
Aoshi:
Schwarz: This is stupid
Kenshin: Sessha thinks: Wong no baka, de gozaru.
Wong: What?
Yusuke: He said: This unworthy one thinks: Wong's an idiot, that he is.
Soujiro: ::writing in a notepad that reads on the top: How to be a Good Rurouni:: Uh-huh†"sessha" and "de gozaru"†I see
Rain: Too many colons
Schwarz: Can we JUST START THE STUPID SEARCH!?!?!?
Aoshi: †( This is so stupid! It's all Kiyuri's fault!!! ALL OF IT!!!!)
Soujiro: Oh, hello Shinomori-san! Nice weather isn't it?
Aoshi: (Oh, no. NOT HIM!!!!) Aa.
Fangirls: He spoke!! Wah!!!! We love you, Aoshi-sama!!
Aoshi: †(Of course you do.)
Wong: Alright, then! Let's go!
And so, they're quest begins†And it leads them to an unfamiliar hallway
Schwarz: Err†Where are we?
Kenshin: I've never been here, de gozaru.
Yusuke: Hey, look at this sign right outside this door†O.O
Rain: What is it?
Yusuke: It says: 'Keiko's Slapping Class: Your Guide to Whipping Your Guy Into Shape!'
(Inside)
Allenby: Eh? Keiko, I hear voices outside.
Misao: Hey, me too!
Keiko: Really? I'll have a look
(Outside)
Keiko opens the door and sees Yusuke.
Keiko: Yusuke! You're just what we need! Hey girls! We've got us a live one!!
A bunch of other anime girls come out and drag Yusuke in, all laughing evilly.
Yusuke: NOO!!! Help me guys!!!
Schwarz: doesn't care
Wong: ::blowing bubbles::
Kenshin: x
Soujiro:
Aoshi: †(That's right! Let him suffer!)
Rain: Oh! I want to join!
Keiko: Come on in!
Rain: Wait†no, I can't. I have to go act for "Mobile Fighter G Gundam 2"! ::runs off::
Misao: Huh? Oh HI AOSHI-SAMA!!!
Aoshi: †(Misao looks so beautiful todayâ€)
Misao: Whatcha doing?
Aoshi: †(If only I could tell her how much I love her andâ€)
Misao: Er, Aoshi-sama?
Aoshi: Huh?
Fangirls: He said "huh?"!!!! WAH!!!! KAWAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Misao: Back off!!! He's mine!!!
Keiko: Misao, class is starting!
Misao: That's okay, I want to be with my Aoshi-sama. ::wraps herself around Aoshi's arm, thus flipping off the fangirls::
Fangirls: ::sticks their tongues out:: Thpppppppttttt!
Aoshi: †( HAPPY DAY!!!!!)
The door his now closed and you can hear more evil cackles and Yusuke screaming.
Kenshin: Oro
Soujiro: ::jotting down notes:: Okay so†Oro!
Wong: ::sniffles:: Oh, Yusuke, I knew thee well!
Schwarz: Can we go now?
So the group wanders around the studio(s) until they (Schwarz, Wong, Kenshin, Soujiro, Aoshi, and Misao) find themselves in the Yu Yu Hakusho area.
Wong: Man, if Yusuke was still with us, we would be able to navigate easier
Schwarz: Is that Domon?
Domon: Huh? Oh, hi Schwarz. And Wong. And†some other people
Schwarz: What are you doing here?
Domon: Oh! Umm†I got lostâ€.
Aoshi: Aa. (Sure he did)
Fangirls: ::tied up and gagged::
Wong: I have a BRILLIANT idea! Domon, would you like to join us in our noble quest?
Cue "Together, We Ride!" (A/N You probably won't get this if you haven't played Fire Emblem 7)
Domon: And what would this "noble quest" be?
Wong: We're looking for the person who sets up the table sitting places.
Domon: I see, then I will join you.
Schwarz: Joy. Now let's go.
(Later)
Schwarz: Where are we now?
Domon: I think this is the security sector
Wong: Okay then†let's um†look aroundâ€.
(Schwarz has a flash back!)
Rain: GUYS!!! I have an important message from the director!
Sai: suddenly alive The real one?
Rain: â€Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.
Allenby: Sooooooâ€. What is it?
Rain: †Rurouni Kenshin's becoming more popular because it has more episodes!
George: So? I'm not surprised. G Gundam's getting old
Argo: ::smacks George:: You traitor!!
Schwarz: So†what does the director want to do about it?
Rain: He wants to make a sequel.
Sai: "Mobile Fighter G Gundam 2"?
Rain: Yup.
Schwarz: Well, I don't have to worry about it
(and another flashback)
Rain: Oh! I want to join!
Keiko: Come on in!
Rain: Wait†no, I can't. I have to go act for "Mobile Fighter G Gundam 2"! ::runs off::
(end flashbacks)
Schwarz: Wait a minute†Domon?
Domon: Yes?
Schwarz: Shouldn't you be filming, right now?
Domon: Er, well
Wong: Hey, he's right! And with all the false people in costumes that have been showing up lately, I have a feeling that you're not the real Domon!
Domon: What!? That's not true!
Schwarz: There's only one way to find out!!!
Domon: very nervous
Schwarz: Boo.
Domon: ::screams like a little girl and faints::
Schwarz: Oh, yeah. That's Domon, alright.
Aoshi: That's really sad.
Misao: WOW! Four syllables! That's a new record! Way to go Aoshi-sama!
Kenshin: Pfft. That's nothing, de gozaru! You should've heard him while we were fighting at Shishio's hidout! He wouldn't shut up, de gozaru!
Misao: starry eyed REALLY!?
Aoshi: I was acting
Soujiro: Reallllyyy?? That's sooooo cool Shinomori-san!
Kenshin: Soujiro! You know the rules, de gozaru!
Soujiro: I knowâ€. Rurounis aren't gay
Misao, Schwarz, and Wong: O.O
Domon: Ahhh†What happened?
Wong: You passed out.
Domon: Oh†Well, we should check out the Security Camera Room thing
(Once inside)
Schwarz: It's dark in here
Mystey Person: I've been waiting for you Schwarz and company!
Wong: Oh! So it's HIS company is it???
Schwarz: I bet YOU'RE the person who's been setting up who sits where at lunch!
MP: You are correct, however, I was not alone†My accomplice has been with you this whole time!!!!!!
Schwars: What?
Wong: dramatic gasp
Domon: You're kidding.
Aoshi:
Misao: No!
Kenshin: Oro!!!
Soujiro: oblivious
So, who do YOU think is the traitor of the group??? Or the Mystery Person???
Take this time to think about it and decide. Note that the mystery person has been hinted in previous chapters. The accomplice is something that I made up for this chapter.
Ready?
Schwarz: Who is it?
Wong: I can't believe this!! One of my ownâ€. Wasn't REALLY one of my own at all!!!
Domon: scared as heck
Misao: ::hugging Aoshi tightly:: My Aoshi-sama will protect me!!
Aoshi: †( HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!!!!!)
Kenshin: Oro
Soujiro:
Schwarz: †ALRIGHT WITH THE STUPID DRAMATICNESS!!!
MP: Oh, sorry. Accomplice, step forward!
Wong: Moment of truth
Domon: This is it
Aoshi:
Misao: whimpers
Kenshin: Oro oro oro oro
Soujiro:
Schwarz: WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY!?!?!?
All: Sorry.
Domon steps forward.
Wong: No way!
Kenshin: Who is that again?
Misao: Well, at least it isn't Aoshi-sama
Soujiro:
Schwarz: I give up.
Aoshi: I KNEW IT! When he first said the he was 'lost', I just KNEW that he was lying! Because we of the Oniwabanshuu can TELL when someone is lying!!!!!
All except Aoshi: o.O
Aoshi: †What?
Wong: Nevermind
Schwarz: But Domon, why would you betray us like this?
Domon: Because of ALL the pain and misery you brought me during filming!!!!!!!
Schwarz: What?
Domon: That's right. You always made fun of me and stuff!!
Kenshin: That's not a good reason to do mean things to people, de gozaru.
Soujiro: Yeah, de gozaru!
Kenshin: -.-x
Soujiro:
Schwarz: Okay†So Domon's the stupid henchman.
Domon: SEE!?
Schwarz: to MP So, who are you?
MP: Domon, turn the lights on.
Domon: ::does so:: I am NOT a stupid henchman.
Misao: Henchman no baka!!!
Domon:
5 seconds go by before the lights turn on, to reveal
Schwarz: GENKAI!?!?!?
Genkai: Yes, it was me. I am the one who caused you to suffer so much by making you sit at the same table as my Stupid Henchman's shishou. Oh, and speaking of which†Himura?
Kenshin: Yes, de gozaru?
Genkai: Hiko says: You should teach that Kamiya girl how to cook better. The wife's supposed to cook for the man, not the other way around, you baka deshi.
Kenshin: W-wife???
Wong: Was there a point to that?
Kiyuri: ::appears:: Nope. ::disappears::
Aoshi: †(Well, that was dumb.)
Genkai: Now, where were we? Ah, yes†I purposely arranged the table seatings so you, the geezer, and myself would be at the same tables.
Schwarz: †Why?
Genkai: One, to make myself look innocent. Two, to be able to watch your reactions without any real suspicion. And Three, so I could whack Saito with the (metal) lunch tray.
Schwarz: Yeah, that was funny.
Wong: FOCUS!
Schwarz: Oh, right. But, you know, Genkai. I'm not all that surprised.
Genkai: Oh?
Schwarz: I noticed that there were no table settings when YOU happened to be out sick. So I was half expecting it to be you
Genkai: Yeah, that's nice.
Schwarz: Soo†what are you going to do now?
Genkai: I'm gonna†wait†erâ€.
Soujiro: You didn't even plan this?
Genkai: It was short notice
Aoshi: Right
Misao: I'm calling security!!!
Genkai: Crap
And so, Genkai was arrested†kind ofâ€.
Schwarz Bruder was granted one week of seating arrangements
Wong ended his noble quest and spent the rest of his days laughing at people who messed up on set
Kasshu (Stupid Henchman) Domon was considered to stupid and fearful to be a threat, so they let him be
Himura Kenshin began teaching Kaoru how to cook, as well as showing Soujiro how to be a proper Rurouni
Seta Soujiro finally learned the ways of the Rurouni, and began to wander about the studio's lot(s)
Shinomori Aoshi†well†after everything ended, he went back to†doing â€. Whatever he doesâ€.
Makimachi Misao began her own quest in order to find something to make her Aoshi-sama talk more. Or at least smile
Yusuke was violently beaten and slapped in Keiko's Slapping Class. It is still unknown whether he made it out alive
Mikamura Rain stood by Domon during the shooting of Mobile Fighter G Gundam 2 as the main Heroine
(2 days later)
Director: CUT!!! Domon, you're supposed to recline when the girl wants to get drunk!!!
Wong: ::cracking up::
Domon: What-hic-ever†-hic-
Director: I need a smoke†Hey, it's time for lunch!
Domon: Yay!!!
Allenby: So let's see†Ooh! You get to sit wherever you want today!
Sai: With the exeption of Asia and Genkai†Hey! Didn't they get a table together last time?
George: Yeah, they got their own room, too!!
Allenby: Hey, what's that on the door say?
Sai: "Pocky Room"
All: . . .
Sai: You made it sound like that was the last chapter
Kiyuri: It was
All: WHAT!?!?
Mia: She's kidding. Next chapter's going to be the last one.
Schwarz: Oh well
Kiyuri: Don't worry, there's going to be a sequel!
Kenshin: Really?
Kiyuri: Yup. It's probably going to be me, locking the G Gundam cast in a giant mansion.
Mia: Not that original
Kiyuri: Whatever. Anyway, the next chapter's going to be all outtakes.
Schwarz: Hopefully
