Disclaimer: G Gundam isn't mine.
Mia: You've been rather blunt with the disclaimers lately.
Disclaimer: I've had a minimal sugar intake.
Mia: . . . Okay.
Kiyuri: Have either of you seen the rest of the muses?
Mia: I haven't seen them. Weird, at least Schwarz is usually here, Sai comes occasionally, and Aoshi rarely comes anyway . . .
Kiyuri: Yeah . . . That's a shame.
Mia: What is?
Kiyuri: Aoshi should come more often . . .
Mia: . . .
Soujiro: HI!
Disclaimer: Um, hi. Who are you, again?
Soujiro: Seta Soujiro.
Disclaimer: Uh-huh.
Kiyuri: Do YOU know where Aoshi is?
Soujio: I'm afraid not.
Mia: Maybe they're late.
Disclaimer: So what are we going to do about it?
Mia: Uh, we can make descriptions of us.
Kiyuri: Wonderful.
Kiyuri- The one who started it all. She's generally the "more evil" counterpart, and is an obvious fangirl of Shinomori Aoshi from Rurouni Kenshin. In the beginning, she couldn't even think of a good pen name for herself- she switched about three times before settling in with "Miss Daydream". Her first fic bombed comepletely, but she got better from there. Creating Character's True Faces and discovering that she was funnier than she thought, according to numerous reviews. Most of her stories are G Gundam. Only one Rurouni Kenshin fic currently stands.
Mia- She didn't appear until the more recent updates. Being the shyer of the pair, she is found trying to remind Kiyuri that she is a BIG AoshixMisao supporter (even though Kiyuri reads SoujiroxMisao or AoshixMegumi fics, for the heck of it), and should go after Soujiro. Mia gets paired with Schwarz, though.
Schwarz- Kiyuri's first crush. Even with the mask she'd get this stupid grin on her face whenever she saw him on TV, in a music video, or even a screenshot of him. Being the first favorite, he was a perfect choice for a muse. Schwarz usually is in the neutral party of arguments, and tries to stay out of things. Kiyuri ends up dragging him in, however.
Disclaimer- Yeah . . . Disclaimer was just invented after Kiyuri noticed the colon; as if the Disclaimer was actually saying "I don't own G Gundam." Disclaimer always has a craving for sugar, and especially favors cookies.
Sai- Kiyuri writes him as "Sai", because she thinks it's weird to write the full name, even if his first name is ridiculously short. He's a natural prankster and always tries to get other muses in trouble.
Aoshi- Kiyuri's crush now. He's the one who's been recently dealing with all the stupid grins. Although, Kiyuri has managed to keep that to a minimum lately. It's odd. Kiyuri's a sucker for tall guys with blue eyes and a trenchcoat. Yes, that means Kaiba, too. Even though Kiyuri isn't really a fan of the Yu-Gi-Oh! TV show. Anyway, Aoshi hardly ever shows up, and if he does, he's practicing his 'dot dot dotting'. Sometimes, Mia pries into his Misao filled thoughts, though.
Saito- He's the 'old and forgotten' muse. Back when he was Kiyuri's favorite Rurouni Kenshin because of his attitude, he just sat back eating snacks watching the other muses beat the snot out of each other.
Misao- Mia's the one who let her be a muse in hopes of getting Kiyuri AWAY from Aoshi. Misao generally shows up to argue and fight over her Aoshi-sama.
Soujiro- The young sixteen-year-old that Mia tries to pair with Kiyuri. Mia has a crush on him, however, she has Schwarz. So if she can't have him, Kiyuri can. Soujiro really annoys Disclaimer with his constant smiling, though.
Kenshin- He just shows up to annoy people with his oro's, sessha's, and de gozaru's- Also because he's the main character of Rurouni Kenshin.
Domon- Domon was there because he's the main character of my favorite anime.
Wong- Shows up when Kiyuri's making fun of him. Poor Wong.
Hiei- Yet another forgotten muse. Hiei used to be one of Kiyuri's crushes. She got over him rather quickly; said he was too short and the red eyes sort of freaked her out.
Kyoji- Technically, he's still a muse, just for one story however, where he chases Master Asia around with a giant mallet.
Kiyuri: GREAT!! NOW you've bored people out of their minds! I wouldn't be surprised if they skipped that! ::glares at readers accusingly::
Mia: Er, yeah, sorry.
Soujiro: I have to admit, you've improved a lot. I just read your first fic. Man, it sucked.
Kiyuri: . . .
OUTACKES!!!!!!
Episode 33.
Scene where George and Marie Louise escape the Neo-England consulate
Domon, Rain, Allenby, Hoi, and Min kind of wait for them.
Take 1
Domon: A rat.
Hoi: RAT!? WHERE!? I HATE RATS!!! THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!
All: . . .
Take 2
Domon: A rat.
Rain and Allenby: Eeek!! ::they grab each other::
Domon: ::teary eyed:: R-rain? I- I thought you . . . loved me! I had no idea you were . . .
Min: Dude, they were ACTING.
Domon: . . . Oh.
Take 3
Domon: A rat . . .
Rain and Allenby: Eeek!! ::they grab on to each other::
Domon: . . . can be really deceptive.
Rain and Allenby: ::look around, then let go of each other to glare at Domon::
Allenby: Quit it!
Rain: I don't see any rats around here!
Domon: In here. ::gestures behind him::
Footsteps are then heard. Then a pause. Strange springy sounds are heard, as if you were jumping on an old couch. Then whispering . . .
Marie Louise: George, would you hurry up! We're already off cue!
George: I don't have a good height on the trampoline yet!!!
Episode 40
Domon and Schwarz's fight.
Schwarz begins whooping Domon's behind. Domon is knocked into the wire, is electrocuted slightly, then falls to the ground.
Schwarz: ::jumps on Domon, then starts to step on him repeatedly::
George: Oh come ON! What kind of fight is that? Who's doing the fight scenes anyway!?
Bob: Um, me.
George: You can't have someone STEPPING on someone else for a good fight scene! You need complicated and assorted kicks, punches, blocks, and dodges! Not STOMPING on people!!!
Director: Give him a break.
Wong: George's right. The fight choreographing sucks.
Bob: Shut up! You – you villain, you!!!
Wong: o.o ::sobs::
Director: Cut . . .
Episode 40
The infamous water spout scene.
Schwarz: bleep NO!!! I'm not going to bleeping do this scene again! Don't you bleeping remember what the bleep happened the bleeping first time!?!?!?
Director: Yes, but, technically, we never finished that scene . . .
Schwarz: SO WHAT!? There's no bleeping way I'm going to go throught that bleep of an experience ever again! What the bleep!? What the bleep is with the bleeping bleeper!?
Kenshin: x Cursing is bad, de gozaru.
Schwarz: Go away . . .
Kenshin: Sessha has to stay, de gozaru. Sessha should make sure no one is cursing, de gozaru .
Samurai Jack: Oooh!!! I can make him go away!
Director: Darn. You weren't here last chapter so I figured that you finally gave up.
Samurai Jack: Of course not! I will never quit my quest to become anime!
Schwarz: Uh-huh. So what do you want in return for making Kenshin go away?
Samurai Jack: I want to meet Hiroshi Ousaka so I can be redesigned as an anime character.
Director: Pfft. Yeah right.
Schwarz: Besides, I doubt you could make Kenshin leave anyway.
Samurai Jack: Fine! But I'll be back later- to make up for last chapter!
Kenshin: . . . So sessha can stay, right?
Schwarz: No.
Kenshin: Darn, de gozaru. --x
Random Security Guard: Come on. You need to go back to your own studio.
Kenshin: Oro . . .
RSG and Kenshin leave.
Director: So now what? Schwarz? . . . Schwarz??? (he ditched)
Episode 1 (this is a JOKE)
Scene where Rain accuses Domon of being Hitokiri Battousai.
Domon: Lalalala . . .
Rain: ::holding bokken:: Hold it right there, Battousai!
Domon: Oro?
Rain: Prepare yourself! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
::Rain charges at Domon, something happens and he falls into a rack of pottery or something::
Rain: W-what?
Domon: Oro oro oro oro oro . . . x
Rain: Hey! What are you doing? You should know better to walk around with a sword at this time of day! There's been murders around this area!!
Domon: My apologies, de gozaru. But sessha doubts that his sword could've killed those people. Take a look.
Rain: Huh? ::she unsheathes Domon's sword:: What is this? The blade is all rusted!
Domon: You see? Sessha couldn't have killed anyone with this sword, de gozaru. I'm just a rurouni.
Rain: You're right . . . It doesn't look like it's been used in a while . . . I'm so sorry I- ::Rain hears whistles:: There he is! ::throws the sword and runs off::
Domon: ::tries to catch the sword with his sheath:: Oro oro oro oro . . . ::catches sword with a serious look on his face::
Michelo: I am Hitokiri Battousai! And I use the Mikamura Doctor Style!!!
Rain: There you are! Hitokiri Battousai!
Michelo: Eh? It's a girl! Ha! Do you think you can defeat the legendary Battousai???
They fight, Michelo cuts Rain's arm. He's about to slash down on her with his sword, but then Domon comes in at the last moment and saves Rain.
Rain: You're that Rurouni . . .
Michelo: Red headband and cape . . . and a cross-shape scar on his right cheek. This must be . . . the REAL Battosai!!
Rain: ::gasps::
Domon: ::whoops Michelo::
(A/N You probably don't get the joke behind this if you've never seen the first episode of Rurouni Kenshin)
End Outakes.
(A/N Yes, I know I said all outtakes, however, I figured you'd want to see the last lunchroom scene, am I right?)
Schwarz: ::waltz's in as if he owned the place- then again- he sorta does::
Wong: Aren't you happy.
Schwarz: Yup!
Rain: What ever happened to Genkai?
Genkai: No . . . more . . . pocky . . .
Master Asia: Heaven . . . where have you been all my life?
Schwarz: :-)
Chibodee: That's rather mean . . .
Schwarz: I suppose you're right . . . ::snaps fingers::
Genkai: ::playing Whack'a'Saito, using a (metal) lunch tray instead of a padded mallet::
Allenby: That was nice of you.
Schwarz: Yeah . . .
Suddenly, a speaker turns on for the very first time.
Speaker: ATTENTION G GUNDAM CAST! ATTENTION G GUNDAM CAST! You will all now stay at a giant mansion when not at the studio. But since you're done with the show, you'll be locked in there for ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Domon: . . . Kuso.
Kiyuri: Yes, I know. This chapter is disgustingly short. But now you know that there's a sequel coming up. I don't know when, though. As you know, I'm locking the G Gundam cast in a tricked out mansion for the rest of eternity. It'll be less crossoverish than this story, and will most likely be MUCH longer. Rest assured, everyone is keeping they're messed up personalities.
