Miyu: 2 Chapters in one day! I'm on a roll!!
Yusuke: You had these written out already though.
Miyu: they didn't have to know that ya know.
Yusuke: Oh oops.
(Sounds of fighting are heard)
Kurama: - -' Uh...I guess I'll do the disclaimer then. Miyu owns nought but her ideas and her split personalities.
Miyu: I don't know what Rain sees in you Kura.
Kurama: I don't know what you see in Hiei.
Miyu: Damare.
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Private files: Road Trip
Chapter 2: Not u guys!!
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Yusuke: So...Koenma finally gave us a holiday?
Botan: Yup! The missions are getting easy, so lord Koenma is getting the other detectives to do them.
Yusuke: - YES!!! So where are we going guys?
Kuwabara: To a martial arts match!!
Hiei: Somewhere where there aren't so many weak humans.
Botan: A Traditional Japanese Garden!!
Keiko: Let's stay here, and I can cook us some of my famous meals!!
Shizuru: How about a cruise?
Kurama: Why don't we go to a museum?
Everyone else: o.0???
Kurama: it was just a suggestion...
(The girls appear)
Rain: I've got an idea.
Yusuke: Oh great let's hear it...AHH!! (Hides behind a tree)
Kuwabara: OH NO!! (Grabs Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru and hides with Yusuke)
Kurama: RAIN!! How nice to see you!
Yusuke: No it's not! I told you to leave us alone you stalkers!
Miyu: Stalkers? STALKERS?? Why u! You You!! WHEAAAAHHHH!!! (Starts crying)
Hiei: BAKA DETECTIVE!! Apologize to her! (Starts fighting with Yusuke)
Yusuke: OW HEY THAT HURTS!! GET OF ME YOU MIDEGET!! (Punches Hiei in the face)
Miyu: (Stops crying and watches the fight) Wow...KILL HIM HIEI KILL HIM!!
Yusuke: HEY, where are my fans?
Keiko: You have fans?
Rain: If he means girlfriend...she's right there. (Points at Keiko)
Keiko: I'M NOT HIS GIRL FRIEND!!
Angie: Uh huh sure...
Kuwabara: (Walks over to Tammy) So...what's your name baby?
Tammy: My name? It's Get-away-from-me-before-i-kill-you.
Kuwabara: Uh...I'll just leave now. (Runs away)
Shizuru: (Punches Kuwabara in the head) Sorry about my brother, my names Shizuru.
Tammy: Hey no problem. My name is-
Miyu: Tammy, and you remember Angie and Rain right?
Yusuke: (Covered in cuts and bruises) Who could forget you guys? YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!
Miyu: Only 4 times though!!
Hiei: Ya, I've attempted to kill you more times then that.
Yusuke: Hiei, stop sticking up for her. I know you like her, but you can do better.
Hiei and Miyu: WHAT?!?! (Both start beating up Yusuke)
Rain: (Sigh) - - Not again...Oh well, anyways...who wants to go on a...
Rain, Angie, and Tammy: (Miyu's still fighting) ROADTRIP!!
Shizuru: Kool!
Keiko: All right.
Botan: Sure, sounds fun!!
Kuwabara: Oh god...(Rolls up in a ball and sucks thumb)
Yusuke: (In a wheelchair) Oh joy...another life to lose all over again.
Kurama: Anything for you Rain.
Hiei: Iie
Miyu: Hiei? (Pouts)
Hiei: Iie
Miyu: (starts to cry)
Hiei: Uh...please don't cry Miyu.
Miyu: (Cries even louder)
Hiei: FINE!! I'll come.
Miyu: YAY!! Thanks Hiei-kun!! Now all we need is the car!!
Shizuru: What type of car can fit...11 people?
Keiko: 10 people Shizuru-san. I can't go...I'm in the world champion ship spelling bee. So I got to go.
Miyu: O.K, see ya later Keiko, believe me...we WONT miss you.
Keiko: (Frowns) Well that wasn't n- (Disappears)
Angie: FINALLY, some peace and quiet at last!!
Rain: Miyu...the car?
Miyu: OH right. (Large van appears) All righty now...everybody in!
SEATING ARANGEMENTS AS FOLLOWED
Driver: Shizuru
Passenger seat: Botan
First Row (Facing inwards): Rain and Kurama
Second Row: Hiei, Miyu and Yusuke
Last row: Tammy, Kuwabara and Angie (Poor Kazuma...NOT!)
Miyu: All righty now...Everyone ready?
Girls and Kurama: YUP!!
Hiei: Do I have a choice?
Yusuke and Kuwabara: HELP ME!!
Shizuru: Then lets get this show on the road!!
Miyu: Don't you mean this horror movie on the road?
Kurama: What was that?
Miyu: Nothing! Dear sweet Kurama. (Gets evil gleam) Nothing yet that is...
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Japanese Language Guide
Damare: Shut up
Baka-Stupid/Idiot
Iie-No
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Miyu: Well if that wasn't interesting I'll eat my hat.
Yusuke: You don't have a hat.
Miyu: - -' I do have a hat Yusuke. But it was only an expression.
Yusuke: Oh...I knew that!
Miyu: Sure you did...DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSECUENCES!!
Kurama: She means please review.
