Miyu: 2 Chapters in one day! I'm on a roll!!

Yusuke: You had these written out already though.

Miyu: they didn't have to know that ya know.

Yusuke: Oh oops.

(Sounds of fighting are heard)

Kurama: - -' Uh...I guess I'll do the disclaimer then. Miyu owns nought but her ideas and her split personalities.

Miyu: I don't know what Rain sees in you Kura.

Kurama: I don't know what you see in Hiei.

Miyu: Damare.

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Private files: Road Trip

Chapter 2: Not u guys!!

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Yusuke: So...Koenma finally gave us a holiday?

Botan: Yup! The missions are getting easy, so lord Koenma is getting the other detectives to do them.

Yusuke: - YES!!! So where are we going guys?

Kuwabara: To a martial arts match!!

Hiei: Somewhere where there aren't so many weak humans.

Botan: A Traditional Japanese Garden!!

Keiko: Let's stay here, and I can cook us some of my famous meals!!

Shizuru: How about a cruise?

Kurama: Why don't we go to a museum?

Everyone else: o.0???

Kurama: it was just a suggestion...

(The girls appear)

Rain: I've got an idea.

Yusuke: Oh great let's hear it...AHH!! (Hides behind a tree)

Kuwabara: OH NO!! (Grabs Botan, Keiko, and Shizuru and hides with Yusuke)

Kurama: RAIN!! How nice to see you!

Yusuke: No it's not! I told you to leave us alone you stalkers!

Miyu: Stalkers? STALKERS?? Why u! You You!! WHEAAAAHHHH!!! (Starts crying)

Hiei: BAKA DETECTIVE!! Apologize to her! (Starts fighting with Yusuke)

Yusuke: OW HEY THAT HURTS!! GET OF ME YOU MIDEGET!! (Punches Hiei in the face)

Miyu: (Stops crying and watches the fight) Wow...KILL HIM HIEI KILL HIM!!

Yusuke: HEY, where are my fans?

Keiko: You have fans?

Rain: If he means girlfriend...she's right there. (Points at Keiko)

Keiko: I'M NOT HIS GIRL FRIEND!!

Angie: Uh huh sure...

Kuwabara: (Walks over to Tammy) So...what's your name baby?

Tammy: My name? It's Get-away-from-me-before-i-kill-you.

Kuwabara: Uh...I'll just leave now. (Runs away)

Shizuru: (Punches Kuwabara in the head) Sorry about my brother, my names Shizuru.

Tammy: Hey no problem. My name is-

Miyu: Tammy, and you remember Angie and Rain right?

Yusuke: (Covered in cuts and bruises) Who could forget you guys? YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!

Miyu: Only 4 times though!!

Hiei: Ya, I've attempted to kill you more times then that.

Yusuke: Hiei, stop sticking up for her. I know you like her, but you can do better.

Hiei and Miyu: WHAT?!?! (Both start beating up Yusuke)

Rain: (Sigh) - - Not again...Oh well, anyways...who wants to go on a...

Rain, Angie, and Tammy: (Miyu's still fighting) ROADTRIP!!

Shizuru: Kool!

Keiko: All right.

Botan: Sure, sounds fun!!

Kuwabara: Oh god...(Rolls up in a ball and sucks thumb)

Yusuke: (In a wheelchair) Oh joy...another life to lose all over again.

Kurama: Anything for you Rain.

Hiei: Iie

Miyu: Hiei? (Pouts)

Hiei: Iie

Miyu: (starts to cry)

Hiei: Uh...please don't cry Miyu.

Miyu: (Cries even louder)

Hiei: FINE!! I'll come.

Miyu: YAY!! Thanks Hiei-kun!! Now all we need is the car!!

Shizuru: What type of car can fit...11 people?

Keiko: 10 people Shizuru-san. I can't go...I'm in the world champion ship spelling bee. So I got to go.

Miyu: O.K, see ya later Keiko, believe me...we WONT miss you.

Keiko: (Frowns) Well that wasn't n- (Disappears)

Angie: FINALLY, some peace and quiet at last!!

Rain: Miyu...the car?

Miyu: OH right. (Large van appears) All righty now...everybody in!

SEATING ARANGEMENTS AS FOLLOWED

Driver: Shizuru

Passenger seat: Botan

First Row (Facing inwards): Rain and Kurama

Second Row: Hiei, Miyu and Yusuke

Last row: Tammy, Kuwabara and Angie (Poor Kazuma...NOT!)

Miyu: All righty now...Everyone ready?

Girls and Kurama: YUP!!

Hiei: Do I have a choice?

Yusuke and Kuwabara: HELP ME!!

Shizuru: Then lets get this show on the road!!

Miyu: Don't you mean this horror movie on the road?

Kurama: What was that?

Miyu: Nothing! Dear sweet Kurama. (Gets evil gleam) Nothing yet that is...

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Japanese Language Guide

Damare: Shut up

Baka-Stupid/Idiot

Iie-No

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Miyu: Well if that wasn't interesting I'll eat my hat.
Yusuke: You don't have a hat.
Miyu: - -' I do have a hat Yusuke. But it was only an expression.
Yusuke: Oh...I knew that!
Miyu: Sure you did...DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSECUENCES!!
Kurama: She means please review.