Miyu: Hiya Peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps!
Rain: How long has she been like this?
Yusuke: (Looks at watch) 8 hours.
Rain: Wow! That's amazing! But still...THIS HAS TO STOP!! (Grabs phone) Hello...uh huh...8 hours...I know...yes...soon I hope...all right then...see you soon doctor.
Yusuke: Who was that?
Rain: A phyciatrist. He'll be here so-
Doorbell: Ding Dong!
Rain: THE DOCTOR!! (Opens the door) That was fast.
Doctor: Ja I know, now vere is da patient?
Miyu: Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps! Hiya peeps!...
Doctor: I see...now i vill hypnotize da patient...and she vill stop saying Hiya Veeps.
Yusuke: Nice accent doc.
Rain: Damare Baka!
Doctor: Vou are getting sleepy very sleepy! Vour eyes are getting heavy very heavy...
Miyu: (Yawn) Hiya peeps...Hiya peeps...
Doctor: Now, Ven I clap my hands, vou will say Hello my vends. (Claps hands)
Miyu: Hello my...PEEPS!! (Runs off laughing manically)
Doctor: (Goes crazy)
Rain and Yusuke: Damn it!
: =Someone talking
( ) =Actions
(( )) =Thoughts
(A/N: ) =Authoress notes
(C.C: ) =Authoress speaking to a character in private.
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Private files: Road Trip
Chapter 3: The possessed Radio.
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(Second row)
Miyu: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we-
Yusuke: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Miyu: W-what? (Starts crying...AGAIN)
Hiei: (Half asleep) Yusuke...don't make me kill you...
Yusuke: Damn it! I thought he was asleep!
Hiei:...I am...
Yusuke: 0.0
(First row) (Seats turned frontward)
Rain: Hehe...Kurama your so funny.
Kurama: So are you Rain.
(Muffled giggles)
(Second row)
Miyu: (Stops crying) I don't want to know.
Yusuke: Me either.
Hiei: (Sleeping like a baby)
(Third row)
Kuwabara: (Staring at the window while easdropping on the girls)
Tammy: So Angie, who do you think is cute?
Angie: Well definitely not Kuwabaka. But Yusuke on the other hand...(Giggle)...if he wasn't such a hentai...and if he didn't have Keiko...
Tammy: Exactly. (Both start giggling)
Kuwabaka: ((Stupid authoress. YOU SPELT MY NAME WRONG!!)) (Steaming)
(M: And I'll KEEP spelling your name wrong if you don't shut up BAKA ONNA!! Do I make my self-clear?)
KuwaBAKA: ((No.))
(M: Why do I bring my self to your level? Well...if you don't shut up...I'll show Yusuke the picture of you kissing Keiko. And this picture of you ALONE with Yukina to Hiei...)
KuwaBAKA: (Gulp)
(M: I thought so. And from now on...you shall refer to me as authoress-dono. DO I MAKE MY SELF-CLEAR?)
KuwaBAKA: ((Crystal Authoress-dono!!))
(M: I thought so.)
(Front seats)
Koenma: (Sleeping in Botan's arms) (A/N: He appeared 5 minutes after they left)
Botan: Why don't we sing a song Shizuru-san?
Shizuru: NO!
Botan: Why don't we share warm childhood memories?
Shizuru: HELL NO!
Botan: Why don't we listen to a CD?
Everyone: HELL YA!
Shizuru: Which one?
Tammy: Evanescence!
Botan: Kid's bop!
Miyu: Usher!
Shizuru: Nickleback!
Rain: Black Eye Peas!
Kurama: Opera!
Everyone else: 0.o!?
Kurama: Never mind.
Angie: How about Eminem?
Everyone else: YA!
(Everyone's listening to my band quietly until the end part comes on)
My salsa...(Can't find the lyrics)
Miyu: That was ni-
(My salsa repeats, and repeats, and repeats AGAIN!)
Rain: IT'S POSSESED!!
Botan: Oh my.
(Repeats again)
Yusuke: (Flips chair around) Hey Angie, maybe this is a sign.
Angie: HENTAI!!! (Slaps Yusuke)
Tammy: Angie I thought you liked him.
Angie: I know...but he's still Keiko's guy. And i have to respect that no matter what.
(Song repeats)
Shizuru: Don't worry everyone. This is easy to fix. All we have to do is eject the CD. (Presses the eject button)
(Radio switches to an evanescence CD)
(My immortal...)
Rain: It SEEMS to be working no-
Radio: These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just to real, there's just to much that time cannot erase. These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just to real, there's just to much that time cannot erase. These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just to real, there's just to much that time cannot erase...
Miyu: Ya had ta open yer yap Rain.
Rain: Oops.
Shizuru: Not again!
Radio: (Switch to Usher)
Miyu: 0.0 Uh oh...If my guess is correct...this radio plays only the most disturbing parts of songs...so uh oh...
(Usher's "Yeah" comes on, and the chorus repeats)
(A/N: I'm not going to write the lyrics down so don't even ask)
Miyu: (Covering ears) IT BURNS!!
Everyone except Shizuru: AHH!!!!!!!!
Shizuru: What? It ain't that bad.
Botan: (Reaches out and changes it to Brittany Spears)
Angie: Oh good lord, what did i ever do to you? Other then swear in your holy house, say that you were a fake who just wants to be popular and all that other stuff?
Botan: (Changes it to a Tellitubby CD)
Miyu: (Curled up in a ball and rocking) This is bringing back VERY horrible childhood memories...
Hiei: (I know what you mean)
Kuwabara: (Goes crazy from the evil song)
Rain: I must hold onto my mind and focus before i to go mad...(Sees Yusuke kissing Angie)...too late.
Tammy: This is easy to fix! (Grabs radio and throws it out the window)
Everyone: (Sigh), THANK YOU!!
Tammy: Your welcome!
Miyu: (Looks out window) Oh well...there goes my new radio...
Kuwabara: It's ok Miyu-san, I'll get you a new one!
Miyu: (Punches Kuwabara without removing her sight from the window) HEY LOOK EVERYONE!! A CAMPSITE!!
Shizuru: (Pulls into driveway) Finally!
Tammy: I'll go rent us some land for the night.
Botan: (Still holding a sleeping Koenma) I'll come with you!
Angie: Oh well, guess we unload the truck.
Rain: Or do we? Come on, lets go find the restrooms.
Angie: (Catches onto the plot) Oh! I'm right behind you!
Kuwabara: HEY!! Where are you guys going?
Angie: Restroom, see ya at the campsite!
Miyu: - -' Guess that means we wont be seeing them for a while.
Tammy: Hey guys! I got us a great spot right under the silent trees, in a remote side of the camp!
Kurama: Great going Tammy-san!
Tammy: Thanks! Follow me!
Shizuru: Hey! Who's goanna help me with the bags? (Grabs all the stuff) Oh well, the fuckin kids are goanna pay with there fuckin lives as soon as i get to the fuckin site...fuckin piece of...(Unlegable words follow for the next 10-20 minutes)
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Miyu: Didya like it? Hope so. Longest one yet!
Rain: It's about freaking time!
Miyu: Language Rain-kun. You know that no one minds if you use stronger language.
Rain: Oh OK! (Starts swearing in forty different languages)
Miyu: Ok...I'll just leave you alone now...BYE YA'LL!!! AND DON'T FORGET TO REVEIW!!
