Miyu: Hiya Peeps!! Yes I am FINALLY over my Hiya Peeps craze...well anyways, I'm sorry it took so long but my friends took so damn long to edit it. So without much further ado...LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN!!

Yusuke: Not yet they don't!

Miyu: Why not?

Yusuke: Because I have some questions.

Miyu: Ok then, but make it quick!

Yusuke: (Clears throat) First of all, why is Kuwabara always getting picked on?

Miyu: Would you rather it be you? (Because he's the easiest to get mad at)

Yusuke: 0.0 No! Second of all, why does Hiei act weird when you're around?

Miyu: Doesn't Hiei always act weird? (How should I know)

Yusuke: True. Third of all, do you have split personalities?

Miyu: Do other people have split personalities? (Yes I do)

Yusuke: I think so. Last of all, why are you answering my questions with another question?

Miyu: Uh...why...SHIT! Fine, because it's fun to make you mad at me.

Yusuke: Oh...ok, I'm done now. You may continue with your writing.

Miyu: Finally, by the way Yusuke, you WILL pay for this distraction during the story.

Yusuke: (Gulp) Uh no.

Miyu: Oh YES!!

Disclaimer: (Did i do this before?) I don't own Yu-yu-hakusho, but i wish i did...i really do...

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Private Files: Road Trip

Chapter 4: At the campsite.

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(At the, oh why do I bother! JUST READ THE DAMN TITLE!!)

Tammy: Ah, here we are!

Everyone else: OOOHH!!

(The campsite was at a slightly sloped hill over viewing a clear ravine. At the centre of the site were a campfire ditch and two picnic tables. The surrounding trees gave the camp privacy and sheltered it from the wind (Which was absent at the moment))

Rain: Hey guys!

Angie: We're back!

Tammy: Finally, it's 'bout time you guys remembered 'bout us.

Angie and Rain: '

Miyu: Shouldn't we set up our tents now?

Yusuke: Good idea Miyu, but don't you mean shouldn't I set up camp?

Miyu: Thanks for offering Yusuke; we'll be over here planning the rest of our trip.

(Everyone except Yusuke goes down to the ravine)

Yusuke: I walked straight into that one...

Tammy: O.K, so I booked this site for the rest of today and tonight, but we have to leave by 2 p.m tomorrow.

Shizuru: That's plenty of time right?

Miyu: I guess so. Our ship doesn't leave till 6 p.m anyways...and the docks only 3 hours away...

Hiei: What ship?

Miyu: ' Didn't I tell you that we were going to America?

Everyone except Miyu, Angie, Rain and Tammy: WHAT!!!!??!!!?!!

Shizuru: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!

Kurama: WHAT ABOUT SCOOLl???

Kuwabara: We miss school? I'm in!

Angie: - -' Great the ugly one wants to come now.

Miyu: What about you Hiei? You didn't object.

Hiei: I'm not agreeing either. I'm not sure if I want to go anymore. After all what if Koenma or Makuro needs us while we're absent?

Kuwabara: We're on holiday remember shorty?

Hiei: Damare baka ningen. We're on holiday from the toddler...but Makuro will never agree to give me leave.

Miyu: - -' She already did remember?

Hiei: No.

(Flashback to the first time Hiei took her to meet Makuro (His boss))

Miyu: Why are we in the Makai again?

Hiei: Because you wanted to see the land I'm inheriting and so that I can ask Makuro for the week off.

Miyu: Oh...does this Makuro mean anything to you?

Hiei: (Why does everyone ask that?) No, I'm inheriting HER land remember?

Miyu: Oh ya...

(At the...PALACE?)

Makuro: There you are Hiei! Listen I need you to check on the Northern border defences I haven't gotten a report from them yet- Oh who's that?

Hiei: (Not even a hello? I can't wait till she catches up with her age.) This is Miyu Sato-Hi...she's a...friend...from the ningenkai.

Makuro: 0.0 you brought a ningen here?!?! When I told you that you should get a girlfriend I never thought that you would be interested in a ningen I mean she's cute and all, but Hiei you can do-

Miyu: (Turning 10 different shades of red (And only 4 of them were from embarrassment)) Uh...Makuro-san? I'm not a ningen...I'm a Hi Youki.

Hiei: (Blushes) And she's NOT my girlfriend!

Makuro: ' Oh, that's a relief...no offence Miyu-san.

Miyu: (I've known her for 2 minutes and I ALREADY hate her, and since when have we been on first name terms?) Uh Hiei...what were you going to ask her?

Hiei: Oh right! Makuro, Lord Koenma has given the spirit detectives a few days leave to spend with there friends...I was hoping that-

Makuro: Of course Hiei. You may have those same days off if you wish. Oh and Hiei...(Whispers into his ear)...the next time Miyu visits you may have those days off as well.

Miyu: (I heard that!)

Hiei: (Blushes for the second time in his life) Uh...thank you Makuro.

Miyu: Hai, Arrigato Makuro-san!

(End flashback)

Yusuke: (Finished in time to hear the flashback) Aww, that's so sweet Hiei, you like Miyu!

Hiei: (Blushes yet again (A/N: Poor poor Hiei)) NO I DON'T!!

Yusuke: Whatever.

Miyu: I expect you remember NOW Hiei?

Hiei: Hai.

Angie: Now that that's settled...LET'S EAT!!

(Everyone runs to the picnic tables)

Miyu: (Appears in a waitress outfit with Rain) Today we have a wonderful selection of North American food.

Rain: Hotdogs, Italian sausages, meat, cheeseburgers, fries...uh...what's this say?

Miyu: Uh...(Reads menu) YUSUKE!!

Yusuke: (Laughing)

Rain: (Slaps Yusuke)

Miyu: Hentai, Now, may I have your orders?

Tammy: I want a hotdog and fries.

Yusuke: Uh...a cheeseburger I guess?

Angie: Hmm...guess I'll have a hotdog.

Hiei: I'll have some meat!

Kurama: Uh...I guess a hotdog sounds nice...

Kuwabara: I want da burger!

Botan: I'll have a burger too!

Koenma: - -' Uh...a hotdog please.

Shizuru: I want some sausages.

Miyu: I'm having the same thing Shizuru.

Rain: And I'll get myself a burger!

Miyu: All righty then! (Snaps fingers and food appears)

Everyone: YUM!!

Hiei: Mmm...This is good...I should try cooked meat more often.

Yusuke: You mean you eat it raw?

Tammy: There goes my appetite...

Hiei: Look who's talking bloodsucker.

Tammy: I resent that!

Hiei: Sure you do...

(After dinner)

Rain: So...now what?

Kurama: I vote that we should decide on tent groups for the night then spend the evening getting drunk or embarrassing each other.

Miyu: 0.o? Wow, that's the smartest thing you've ever said Kurama-san.

Kurama: Uh...thank you?

Tammy: I already have the sleeping groups chosen so listen up for your name...Tent one: Miyu, Rain, Hiei, and Kurama...Tent two: Me, Botan Koenma, and Shizuru...and Tent three: Yusuke and Kuwabara.

Hiei: I WILL NOT sleep in a tent with two girls!

Koenma: AND I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH THREE GIRLS!!!!!

Tammy: Sheesh...it was just a suggestion.

Miyu: How about this...Tent one: Me, Rain, and Angie...Tent two: Tammy, Botan, and Shizuru...Tent three: Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma...and Tent four: Yusuke and Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: (Always me...why is it always me?)

(C.C: Maybe because I hate your guts?)

Kuwabara: (You do?)

(C.C: - -' No baka, it's because your the funnest guy to bug)

Kuwabara: (Oh ok. As long as you don't hate me...)

Yusuke: Hey man? (Whacks Kuwabara) Are you ok?

Kuwabara: Ya why?

Yusuke: Cause you were zoning out for a minute there.

Kuwabara: I'm ok...honestly I am! I just want to get drunk or play some games!!

Miyu: I'll oblige to that! LET'S PLAY I NEVER!!!

Angie: How do you play? (A/N: Sorry for not letting you speak much Angie, I promise I'll make it up to you!)

Miyu: The rules are simple. Someone starts by saying something that they've never done before, and everyone who HAS done it has to take a sip of Sake.

Hiei: Salmon?

Miyu: No, the BEER Sake. Anyways, the loser is the first person that throws up or faints.

Angie: But what if we get drunk?

Miyu: T.T That MAY happen, but it's a price THAT I am willing to take. (A/N: In case you didn't notice...I'm watching Shrek...again. Third time today. D)

Rain: Oh boy...I'll start. I've never killed anyone.

Hiei: Dammit! (Takes a sip)

(Kurama, Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Tammy also take a sip)

Miyu: Tammy you've killed someone before?

Tammy: - -' Well DUH! I'm a vampire remember? I get blood cravings ever so often.

Angie: 0.0 Ok...(Moves away from her)

Botan: I'M NEXT!! I've never...lied to my parents about anything!

Angie: That's probably because you never HAD parents!

Botan: Yup!

(Everyone else takes a sip)

Miyu: . YUCK! This stuffs worse then my dad's beer!

Kurama: Wait for it to settle into your taste buds. You'll get use to it.

Miyu; Sure I will, anyways I'm next. Hmm.i've never been kissed.

Hiei: Really?

Miyu: T.T Yup. I've only loved one guy in my whole life...and he was and still is WAY outa my league. (A/N: Poor Miyu, same thing's happening to me)

Yusuke: (Is sitting right beside Hiei and whispers in his ear) It's obvious she's talking about you, after the game go give her a special one. You know that you feel the same way.

Hiei: DAMARE DETECTIVE!!

Kurama: (About to take a sip from the sake) Care to share with the rest of us what's bugging you Hiei?

Hiei: NO!

Yusuke: (Laughing) I'll go next. Hmm...I've never gotten 5 A's in my report card at one time.

Kurama and Miyu: Dammit! (Take sips)

Rain: Oh well...never thought those A's would be my demise. (Takes a sip)

(Tammy, Angie, Koenma, and Shizuru also take a sip)

Koenma: Stupid tutors...

Kuwabara: It pays to be dumb sometimes.

Koenma: I'M NEXT!! I've never...been to another continent!

Rain: AH DAMMIT!!!! (Takes a Sip)

Miyu: - -' I've said this once and I'll say it again. It sucks to travel the world. (Takes a sip)

(Angie, Tammy, Kuwabara, and Shizuru take a sip)

Shizuru: (Getting drunk) Mah tune...I nevah...(Smiles at over the spirit world.

Koenma: . SHIT! (Takes a sip)

Botan: 0o0 LORD KOENMA!!

Koenma: - -' Sorry Bo- (Throws up)

Miyu: Oh well, guess the games over now.

Kuwabara: How about one more sip each for good times sake? Get it? SAKE-SAKE!! H-HA!! (Is drunk)

Tammy: O.K! (Drinks half the bottle)

Miyu: - -' Got another drunky...

(Everyone except...uh...no one actually. EVERYONE is drunk!)

Kurama: Hey Rain...wanna get hitched?

Rain: (Slaps Kurama) I'M ONLY 16 KITSUNE NO BAKA!!!

Kurama: then how about we make out?

Rain: Ok!

(A/N: Let's just leave those two alone for now)

Yusuke: I donnow...ANgie just ain ma type... (Translation: I don't know...Angie just ain't my type)

Kuwabara: Cum on Urameshe...She's go I' ba fo ya. Sheet on Keiko fo a bi. (Translation: Come on Urameshi...She's got it bad for you. Cheat on Keiko for a bit)

Yusuke: Fine! Nice slur by da way.

Kuwabara: Thanks! Na GO! (Pushes Yusuke in front of Angie)

Yusuke: Hey cutie. (Kisses Angie)

Angie: (In bliss)

(A/N: Can't I get ONE character to behave? Let's check up on Miyu)

Miyu: (Sitting under a tree trying not to feel sick...(A/N: She didn't like the Sake remember?))

Hiei: (Sitting in the tree above her) (All right Hiei, all you have to do is go down there and tell her how you feel...just say, "I love you" and you'll feel much better...)

Miyu: Hiei? Is that you? Come down.

Hiei: - -' Should've known she'd sense me. Coming My-kun.

Miyu: My-kun?

Hiei: ' I MEAN MIYU-KUN!!

Miyu: What did you want to talk about Hiei-kun?

Hiei: (I hate it when she reads my emotions...I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY!!) Uh...I j-just w-wh-whan-wanted t-to say th-that I l-lo I...(Sigh) (This isn't goanna work. Time for plan B) Miyu?

Miyu: Yes Hiei?

(A/N: I hate this mushy stuff!)

Hiei: (Leans down and kisses her) I love you Miyu. (Jumps into the tree and away)

Miyu: (Blushing madly) (I KNEW IT! To bad I'm not goanna be able to remember this tomorrow)

Tammy: (Videotaping Miyu) That's gold...

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Miyu: NO MORE TIME I NEED TO GO!!!

Rain: Bye peeps.

Miyu: ONLY I'M ALOUD TO SAY THAT!!