Miyu: Hello again all my wonderful fans!!

Rain: 0.0 Talk normally girl! Your scarin me!

Miyu: ) Sorry Rain-kun. Got a bit carried away there didn i?

Rain: Ya you did. OH! And isn't it time for you to reply to your reviewers?

Miyu: Yup! An X-tra special thank you to...SHAJEN!! (Did i spell that right)

Yusuke: CAN I DO THE DICLAIMER? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!

Miyu: Sure why not.

Yusuke: Miyu owns nought but her own head, ideas, and her insanity.

Miyu: ) YUP YUP!!

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( BLAH) Telepathy,

(BLAH) Actions,

((BLAH)) Thoughts,

(A/N:BALH) authoress notes,

(M:BLAH) me speaking to a carachter in private.

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Private Files: Road trip,

Chapter #5: Let's leave 'em behind.

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(11:00 a.m)

Rain: Miyu? Miyu...WAKE UP!!

Miyu: 0.0 I'M UP I'M UP!! (Rubs head) Oww...did you get the licence plate of the truck that hit me?

Rain: ' You weren't hit by a truck Miyu...you got drunk remember?

Miyu: - -' Iie. And i never wanna do that again.

Kurama: It ain't that bad...you just have to get used to it.

Angie: No she doesn't...but i do. (Grabs spare Sake bottle).

Shizuru: Oh no you don't this is bad for you! (Drinks bottle) But not for me. (Walks back to the car)

Rain: (Helps Miyu up) Come on. We're leaving.

Miyu: Ok...where's Hiei?

Kurama: In the car sleeping. I couldn't get him to wake up.

Miyu: Oh...(Gets into the car)...hey, why is there a tent still up?

Yusuke: We're leaving Botan and koenma here to get some "Quality time" alone together.

Miyu: (Still half asleep) Please explain to me in small words. Half my brain is still asleep.

Rain: - -'

Kurama: I'll explain it to her Rain. (Wispers something in Miyu's ear)

Miyu: 0.0 OH! Uh...ok then...

Youko: Hi Miyu. Long time no see.

Miyu: Oh hi Youk- AHH!! (Hides behind Kurama) HEY! Wait a second! You can't be Youko!

Youko: And why not?

Miyu: B-because You and Kurama are the same person aren't you? How did you ge-get out?

Youko: Yusuke can explain that.

Yusuke: Sorry Miyu, but it was a pay back for last time. Genkai and Koenma helped me to get him out of Kurama. He appeared last night when you fell asleep.

Miyu: (Pales) Oh god...

Youko: So can i come?

Miyu: - -' Fine, but you are SO sitting in the front.

Youko: of course. (Goes to the front seat)

(A/N: Seating arrangements: Driver: Shizuru, Passenger: Youko, Front: Yusuke and Kuwabara, Second row: Miyu, Hiei and Angie, Third row: Rain, Kurama and Tammy.)

Tammy: What's wrong with Miyu and Youko? He seems nice enough.

Rain: You wanna tell her Kura?

Kurama: Sure why not. On her first visit to Japan Miyu and Rain came as Trainee Spirit Detectives. I was fighting with Rain for practise while Hiei and Miyu watched for mistakes.

Tammy: And...

Kurama: (Gulp) I don't know what happened but i got mad for some reason and turned into Youko. Before he attempted to kill Rain he saw Miyu talking to Hiei. Let's just say he got a severe case of first love and was determined to make Miyu fall in love with him.

Tammy: It didn't work did it? (A/N: They're already driving in case you were wondering.)

Kurama: Nope. And Hiei almost killed both me AND Youko when Youko got to close to Miyu. Thankfully i got control over Youko in nearly no time at all. So Hiei forgave me, but Miyu's still terrified of Youko.

Tammy: I think I understand. But why is Miyu scared of Youko?

Rain: He was stalking her every single second that he was out of Kurama's body.

Miyu: Could you PLEASE not talk about that? Your goanna give me nightmares.

Rain: Ok. Youko Youko Youko youko...

Miyu: (Covers ears) DAMARE ONNA NO BAKA!!

Rain: Pardon?

Miyu: Read the Guide at the bottom Baka.

Rain: - -' I'll just shut up now.

Miyu: That's a good idea.

Kuwabara: Stop here sis. This is the perfect spot.

Shizuru: (Pulls over)

Hiei: (Wakes up) Where are we?

Miyu: Good question. Angie what's going on?

Angie: I've got no idea.

Rain: A lot of help you are.

Miyu: I thought you said you were going to shut up?

Rain: Shutting up right...NOW! (Shuts mouth)

Yusuke: (Grabs a T.V from under his seat) There we go. Now just to wait for the action.

Kuwabara: Nothings happening.

Youko: Turn it on baka!

Miyu: (Puts on a cute face) Excuse me. Could you please tell us what you are doing?

Yusuke: Sure, we planted a camera in koenma's and Botan's tent and put them in the same sleeping bag. Now that we're a safe distance away, we can spy on them.

Youko: And there's bound to be action there sooner or later.

Kuwabara: Wait a sec. Everyone here who's under 15 leave.

Miyu: Why should I?

Yusuke: Do YOU wanna see Botan and Koenma-

Miyu: EWW! No way, i'm outta here.

Rain, Angie, Tammy, and Hiei: Right behind you.

Youko: Kurama you staying?

Kurama: I'd rather not. (Leaves the van)

Kuwabara: Hows about you sis?

Shizuru: I should stay to chaperone...nah. I'm outta here. (Also leaves)

Yusuke: Guess it's just the three of us then.

Youko: Suits me just fine. (Turns the T.V on just as Botan and Koenma wake up)

(A/N: I'm not going to write anything else about the van till later cause i'm not that type of person.And before you acuse me of weird things...one of my old classmates told me to write that part.)

Angie: So...what do we do now?

Rain: WHy don't we play a game to pass the time?

Shizuru: Which game though?

Kurama: Uh...how about-

Miyu: Kurama please don't give any more of your ideas. I'm still recovering from your last one.

Kurama: Fine. I was just saying that we should-

Miyu: NO!!

Rain: Damare miyu!! Let him speak!

Kurama: - -' New idea. Let's go to the Dock and reserve some tickets to North America.

Angie: Good idea Kurama-san!

Kurama: )

Miyu: One problem Sarty pants. Who said that we were taking the short route?

Hiei: Y-you mean?

Miyu: Yup Hiei-san. We're going through Asia and Europe.

Rain: NANI!! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!!

Miyu: So? Who ever said that i was following a plan?

Angie: 0.0 Oh no...

Miyu: ) So, let's go get some tickets for a five-star cruise.

Shizuru: But we'll have to go across Japan again to get a cruise to China.

Miyu: (Shrugs) We'll just take the long way around.

Tammy: I should go see if the hentai's are ready to go yet.

Rain: - -' So much for a game.

Tammy: (Goes to the car and is about to nock)

(Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Youko come out)

Yusuke: So, where to next guys?

Miyu: The docks to China.

Youko: So we're taking the long way?

Tammy: Sadly...yes.

Youko: Allright!! ((More time to spend with Miyu-san))

(Everyone gets in the car)

Miyu: (Tries to read Youko's mind) ((Damn him...i can't read his mind))

Youko: (Is there something wrong my sweet?)

Miyu: EEK!! (Hides under Hiei's cloak)

Hiei: (Looks surprised) You ok Miyu?

Miyu: (Shakes head and moves closer to Hiei)

Youko: (Frowns while watching them in the rear-veiw mirror) ((Lucky Bitch))

(20 minutes later, at the dock)

Shizuru: Now lets see...we're the cruise boat-

Miyu: Ship...(Sees a girl in Blue jeans and a bright shy blue T-shirt), JUSTINE!! (Runs towards her)

Justine: Oh, hey Miyu. Didn't expect to see you here.

Miyu: (Grabs her hand) Come on Justine! Can she come with us to-

Yusuke: HEY!! NO WAY!! THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO COME-

Justine: Hey Urameshi. Long time no see. I see that your still as cute as before.

Yusuke:...uh...HEY YOU WANNA COME WITH US?!?!

Everyone else: (Sweatdrop)

Miyu: Uh...i'm goanna go buy the tickets for the boat...I mean ship.(Runs off)

Shizuru: (Yet again holding everything) Thank god we don't have much luggage.

Justine: Would you like me to help you Shizuru-san? (Grabs a few of the bags)

Yusuke: ((She'll be impressed if i help Shizuru also)) (Grabs all the luggage)

Shizuru: (Sigh) Much better.

Yusuke: Remind me to stop thinking.

Kuwabara: Ok.

Hiei:...Baka...

Kuwabaka: Oh shud up all ready midget.

Miyu: (Comes back) HE'S NOT A MIDGET!! Punches Kuwabaka in the nose.

Kuwabara: X.X Oww...

Tammy: Where are the boat tickets Miyu?

Miyu: Ship tickets, and there right here! (Shows 11 tickets) We're lucky. They raised the juinor ticket age to 14.

Shizuru: So. None of us are under 14.

Miyu: - -' I am, and Hiei LOOKS under 14. And Justine is 14, and so is Angie.

Yusuke: - -' I hate being 15.

Rain: Same here.

Youko: It ain't THAT bad being old.

Miyu: You would know.

Shizuru: Uh...anyways...what time do we have to be at the dock?

Miyu: Uh...(Looks at the tickets)...15 minutes.

Angie: Oh...ok...NANI?? 15 MINUTES!! WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!

(Everyone runs for it) (Justine and Kuwabara are dragging Yusuke)

(At the dock)

Miyu: Hmm...not bad. We got here with 3 minutes to spare. (Looks at everyone else) Why are you guys so tired? I'm not tired at all.

Rain: (Catching her breath) Because...Hiei...carried you...

Hiei: So what? You should've asked Kurama to carry you. He's fast too.

Miyu: Thanks Hiei, your so sweet.

Justine: Shouldn't we get on the boat now?

Miyu: It's a cruise ship, not a boat.

Justine: Sorry.

Ship captain: EVERYONE COME ABOARD!! CAST OFF IS IN 3 MINUTES!!

(Everyone gets on the boat...I mean ship)

Shizuru: So Miyu...what class are we in?

Miyu: First of course. We have 3 rooms. 1 for the boys, and 2 for the girls.

(Everyone goes into there rooms and get ready for there first day on a cruise)

(That evening)

Yusuke: (Out on the rail of the ship watching the sunset)

Miyu: (Stands beside him) You don't strike me as the one who likes sunsets.

Yusuke: I don't. But this one is just so beutifull. Keiko would've loved it.

Miyu: No she wouldn't have. She would probobly be wacking you for coming on a cruise and not signing up for a study program.

Yusuke: Good point. This boat is MUCH more enjoyable when i don't have to worry about her hitting me.

Miyu: You should dump her Yusuke. There's plenty of other girls out there. Justine and Angie both have a thing for you. Ask them to go to a theatre show tomorrow. Or maybe a swim at the pool.

Yusuke: Good idea Miyu. Thanks a lot, you really helped.

Miyu: No problem. (Starts to leave but stops) And Yusuke...

Yusuke: Ya?

Miyu: I just wanted to say...

Yusuke: Yes?

Miyu: IT'S A SHIP OTOKO NO BAKA!! (Throws him over the side)

Yusuke: Hey! (SPLASH!!) (Breaks the surface and starts swimming after the ship) MIYU I'M (Glub) GOING (Glub) TO KILL (Glub) YOU!! (Glub)

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Japanese Language Guide

Iie-No,

Damare-Shut up,

Onna no Baka- Stupid/Idiot woman,

Nani-What,

Hentai-Pervert,

Otoko no Baka-Stupid/Idiot Man.

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Miyu: Not bad. By the way. If you WANT my next chapter to be up soon. Please give me reveiws. After all the more you give the more you get and all that junk...

Rain: Mhhm...

Yusuke: For a second there i thought that you liked me.

Miyu: 0.o? Your cute and all, but Hiei's WAY cuter if you know what i mean.

Rain: Mhhm...

Miyu: Are you ok Rain?

Rain: Mhhm...

Miyu: Rain? (Grabs Rains head and pulls it off)

Yusuke: YOU KILLED HER, AHHH!!! (Runs around in a circle)

Miyu: Relax, this is just a robot versian of her. She's over there. (Points at a closet)

Yusuke: hmm? (Opens door a crack and peers in) Oh god... (Closes door)

Miyu: Let me guess...Kurama's there too?

Yusuke: yup...

Miyu Sato-Hi signing out