Jay and Silent Bob vs. The Labyrinth

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters; the characters within the Labyrinth belong to Jim Henson, and Jay, Silent Bob, Dante, and Randall belong to Kevin Smith. This story however, is a figment of my imagination

AN: Whew!! This is it guys...the last chapter...This story has been a blast for me to write, I am so glad all of you enjoyed it. I would like to issue a challenge for anyone who may be up to trying their hand at it...Would any of you care to write a sequel to this story? I do not plan to, but I have left a wealth of possibilities open if anyone is interested...you have my blessing...just drop me a line and let me know if you want to try it, I may be able to offer some characterization tips. Well, there you have it...Oh, on another note, after I finish "Remember Me..." I thought I would try my hand at an original Horror...we shall see...(sorry for such a long AN)

There will be an ending AUTHOR'S NOTE to thank all my reviewers.


Chapter 13 – The Beginning Of Forever

Sarah opened her eyes and Jareth stood before her looking AMAZING...

He wore faded light denim jeans with a tear in the knee, a tight fitting "wife-beater" tank top that his amulet hung loosely over, and a black leather jacket. His hair was cut short with both light and dark highlights, and a cigarette hung from his lips.

"My...oh my...that is...nice..." Sarah said a little speechless at his devastatingly beautiful body.

"Yes, I find it very agreeable. Are you ready to go?"

"Y...YES!!" Sarah managed as she continued to stare open-mouthed at Jareth's new look.

As Sarah moved into Jareth's embrace to be transported, she leaned close to him and whispered in his ear, "So does this mean if I fear you, love you, and do as you say, you will be may slave?"

Jareth gave her a sexy smile and whispered back in a husky voice, "It depends on what kind of slave you are looking for..."

Sarah laughed as he transported them back to the Quick Stop parking lot.

"Jareth, has any time passed here since we have been gone?"

"Not, I brought you back only a minute or so after we left."

"Do they remember anything?" Sarah asked him.

"Who?"

"The clerks in the store..."

"I suppose...I never altered their memories."

"Wait right here, I'll go in and talk to them. We can't have those two talking craziness to the media."

Jareth nodded in understanding and stood waiting for her in the parking lot by her car as she headed into the store.

Sarah went into the Quick Stop and headed right for the two clerks behind the counter.

"HOLY SHIT! Where did you just come from? We just saw you disappear!" Dante said alarmed

"Yeah...about that..." Sarah began to explain, "I just wanted to let you know, Jay and Silent Bob are fine, but they won't be coming back here anytime soon..."

"For real? Those two dealers won't be loitering in front of the store anymore?" Randall asked Sarah as if trying to comprehend what she was telling them.

"Yeah. They have a much larger place to loiter now." Sarah laughed as she thought of them.

"They're not loitering in front of Big Choice Video, are they? I didn't think a place like that would allow that type of thing..." Dante asked.

"No..No...They aren't even in New Jersey." Sarah laughed.

"Well, where are they? Not that I care really, those two stoners are constantly stealing shit from here." Dante said to Sarah.

"Well, since you saw everything that happened earlier, I guess I can tell you. Jay wished Silent Bob away to the goblins as you saw, and Jareth, the KING of the goblins came and took him. In order for us to get Silent Bob back, I had made a deal with jareth, as you saw to stay with him IF he let me help Jay run the Labyrinth..." Sarah explained.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...what exactly is the Labyrinth..." Randall asked with genuine curiosity.

"The Labyrinth is a gigantic maze that surrounds the Castle where Silent Bob was being held. Jay and I had 13 hours to solve it and get to the castle, or Silent Bob would be turned into a goblin forever."

"That makes sense..." Dante interjected sarcastically.

"Anyways, Jay and I did our best to get through it, but we came up 5 minutes short. Jay would've been sent back here alone leaving Silent Bob to live life as a goblin, and I had already surrendered myself to Jareth. As unexpected as it was, things came to a turn around when Jareth decided to offer a compromise. He offered Jay and Silent Bob a chance to stay and take over the Goblin Kingdom, and Jareth would abducate his title to them to return here with me. Somehow, through all that craziness, Jareth and I fell in Love. Jay chose to stay with Silent Bob in the goblin Kingdom, so that's where they are. Did any of that make sense??"

"Ok, so you're telling me Jay and Silent bob live in another realm now, and won't be loitering in front of the store?" Dante asked her as he tried to let what she had just said sink in.

"Yes, that's pretty much it." Sarah smiled.

"How the fuck did all that happen in like 5 minutes time??" Dante asked confused.

"It wasn't really five minutes...it was hours...a little over 13 hours to be exact. Jareth re-ordered time to take us back here just after we initially left."

"You know what? This is too much. I have freaks in tights showing up out of thin air, people disappearing and re-appreaing, Glitter being thrown around, and the two assholes I can't stand won't ever be back to bother me...well, that isn't such a bad thing, but the rest is too much to take in...and you know what the best part is? I'm NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!" Dante shouted.

"Relax...you need to be more open minded my friend." Randall said smiling, completely ok with the knowledge of what just took place.

Dante sighed and put his head on his arms over the counter.

"Well, I just wanted to make sure you guys weren't too freaked out and wouldn't do anything rash like make a big deal out of all this to the press. So, Is everything cool?" Sarah asked them both hoprefully.

"Yeah...yeah I guess I can deal with it." Dante sighed.

"Good. I'm gonna see if Jareth wants anything before we leave."

Sarah waved to Jareth to come into the store. As he walked up to the counter, Dante and Randall both had to take a double take at Jareth.

"Is that??"

"Yeah...he lives here with me now. I couldn't very well have him walking around in his other clothes, people would stare." Sarah said simply.

"Wow...he looks a LOT like that weird singer...you know, the one with all the alter egos...Ziggy something or other..." Randall said trying to place his look.

"You mean David Bowie...Ziggy Stardust was just one of his personalities." Dante corrected him.

"Yeah! That's it. He looks a LOT like David Bowie...it's uncanny..."

Sarah looked at jareth and smiled as she thought to herself, 'He may look like David Bowie, but we all know who he really is...'

Jareth looked around the store and at Dante and Randall. There was only one other person in the store, but he seemed to be just sipping his coffee quietly by the register.

"I'll take a pack of cigarettes" Jareth said to Dante as he slid a magically created five dollar bill across the counter.

"Are you sure?" The guy beside the counter asked Jareth as he made a move to show him pictures of a cancer-ridden lung.

"I told you, you are not allowed back in the store if you are going to bother my customers!" Dante yelled at the guy who was already headed towards the door before Dante could get ahold of him.

"Cancer Merchant!" The guy yelled at Dante as he took off running through the parking lot.

"What an asshole. At least I didn't get pelted with cigarettes this time." Dante grumbled.

Jareth followed Sarah out of the store, cigarettes in hand, as they headed to her car.

"You're gonna have to stay with me in the dorm until we can find an apartment off campus somewhere. After that we'll just take things one step at a time. I don't know about you, but ah, I'd like to see what kind of a slave you'd make..." Sarah said playfully

"Well, lets not keep you waiting..." Jareth whispered in her ear as he pulled her close to him. "I've been waiting a long time for this..." As he kissed her hard, years worth of passion exploded in his kiss; so much so that it made Sarah literally weak in the knees.

"Um...yeah...Let's go to my dorm room..." Sarah said breathlessly as Jareth broke the kiss. Jareth laughed as he noticed the desire clouding her eyes. Finally, things were just as they should be; Jareth had Sarah's love, and Sarah had the man of her dreams.


MEANWHILE back in the Castle Beyond the Goblin City....

Silent Bob passed Jay the blunt and exhaled the smoke slowly as if to savor it. Jay took the blunt from Silent Bob and looked around at the goblins in the throne room , who were looking a little lost.

"Hey little Goblin dudes, lets get this party started!" Jay yelled as he stood up. Suddenly, several large kegs of ale appeared around the room and the goblins cheered happily.

Jay looked at Silent Bob, "Should we...ah...get some people at this party? You know, like chicks and shit?"

Silent Bob nodded and urged Jay to go for it. The more the merrier.

Jay stood and said out loud, "Get some Nymphomaniac bitches up in this throne room!"

The throne room was suddenly filled with several scantily clad women (as well as a few random men in spiked dog collars) appeared draped seductively around the pillow pits in the center of the throne room.

"Silent Bob, I don't know about you, but it's good to be the Mother Fuckin KING!!! Raise your hands to the Mother Fuckin NOOCH!" Jay shouted as the party officially kicked off. ACDC's "Back In Black" filled the throne room as the blunts were passed, ale was drank, goblins swung from chandeliers, and both Jay and Silent Bob couldn't be happier at the center of it all. Yup, It was one kick ass party happening in the underground...

THE END...


Ending AN:

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