Pot Heaven

By FreakyOddForever and Alexandrea

Disclaimer: I do not own the "That 70's Show characters", but I will own Kelso as soon as I kidnap Ashton and make him act like Kelso for my amusement.

Chapter One

Leo, Advice, and Sneezing

Kelso walks into Foreman's basement after having the strangest conversation with Leo.

"Guess what, guys!" Kelso shouts as he slams the door shut. He does a quick scan of the room and notices that everyone is in their rightful places. Jackie is sitting on one end of the couch, staring at the television. Eric and Donna are sitting at the other, playfully hitting each other. Hyde is positioned in his normal chair, watching Fez cram M&M's up his nose.

Eric, playing along, shouts, "What Kelso, is the Piggly Wiggly giving away fudgecicles again?"

Kelso looks at him, cocks his head a bit to the right, raises his eyebrow, and rolls his eyes. "No. Leo told my why so many people have been committing suckeyed." (( Alexandrea: Like suicide, but in Kelso terms, get it?))

Everyone, who had previously staring at him incredulously, rolled their eyes and went back to watching Fez cram M&M's up his nose.

Hyde, who previously was keeping count, started up again.

"34, 35, 36, 37, 38..."

Kelso loses his concentration and is drawn to Fez's World Record attempt upon hearing the words, "Nonono, Fez. Don't sneeze! Fez, Don't Sneeze!"

Fez sneezes and candy goes flying all over the floor. Donna laughs hysterically and even Hyde manages a chuckle as Kelso continues his story.

"Guys, it's about this place, that you go to when you die, it's called, Pot Heaven!"

Eric looks at Kelso a bit eagerly, "Wait man," he moves his arm to emphasize his point, "are you serious, I mean..." Eric laughs out.

Fez looks up from his rapid M&M eating to comment, "I do not care about Pot Heaven, but Candy Heaven, would be so nice!" Fez spaces out and starts drooling.

Jackie looks up at Kelso and remarks, "Michael, that is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard! This place doesn't exist."

Kelso responds with the most mature thing he can think of, he sticks out his tongue and says, "Yes it does, I will prove it to you!"

Hyde, grinning evilly, stands up and slaps Kelso on the shoulder.

"That is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard come out of your mouth man. Why don't you prove it to her right now?"

Kelso looks a bit worried but agrees. The gang heads to the Point Place water tower in Eric's car.

Eric watches as Kelso climbs the small ladder to get to the top. He thinks about objecting, but really, this was Kelso, and he had fallen of the water tower so many times his body was probably immune to it right?

To Be Continued ...

((Alexandrea: This was started as a joke! A fun thing, do not take this seriously, and please no flames from Kelso's many adoring fans. Please Review, this is my first ever story that I have written with someone else, and hopefully, crosses fingers, will be the first one I finish! ))