Yami Bakura: And we're back!
Yugi: *blinks* where's YamiYY?
Yami Bakura: heh heh…let's just say that she is too busy right now, and she placed me in charge.
Joey: For some reason I don't like the sound of that.
Bakura: -_-;
Yami Bakura: and now to begin my reign of terror…eh my Job…Yami Yugi the disclaimer…
Yami Yugi: What if I refuse?
Yami Bakura: *glares* do you reeeeaaally want to know? *smirks evilly*
Yami Yugi: Oo okay…YamiYY does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Jurassic Park for the love of chicken and I like to wear fuzzy pink bunny slippers while I coooookk… WHAT??!!!!
Yami Bakura: Heh…emm oh I almost forgot this taped message of her * turns on tape*
'I know what you are all doing…the few people who actually read this…and some who skim it…You AREN'T REVIEWING!!!!!! Oh, by the way thank you Ryou Bakura Obssesor for reviewing. Laters! * Random mooing can be heard* ehhh much…'
Everyone: OO;;;
Yami Bakura: I swear she isn't right in the head,… well here it is!
Stuck in Jurassic Park
Chapter 5
How stupid, and much talking.
"Kaibaaaaa!" Yami Yugi whined.
"I've said it a thousand times already. NO."
"Please?"
"NO."
"But it hurts really bad."
"I said no, I'm not giving you a piggy back ride!"
Yami Yugi felt ridiculous. I mean come on wouldn't you if you were asking your rival for… that? Any who…His feet hurt so bad he decided to try one more time, "Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"I never thought you'd sink so low."
"Oh please, please, please…I'll do anything!!!" His legs wobbled. They had been searching for their friends for hours after dropping off the things at the tree. He was hungry, tired, and hurting all over. And he really wanted to stop, but he was worried about all of the people that were lost out there so he was resorting to this.
"Anything?"
"Yes."
"Fine," Kaiba stopped, "get on and we'll discuss the terms later." Yami Yugi got on, and Kaiba started to walk. Not very fast considering he was carrying someone. They went like this for a couple of minutes but then Kaiba tripped on a rock.
"Aaghh!" Kaiba looked up and swore that Yami Yugi had flown before falling into a bush and face first into a puddle of mud.
"Left, left, left, right, left!" Joey sang, marching along the path. Bakura rubbed his temples, 'Joey sure can be loud,' he thought. He had to admit it was better than being alone though. Bakura looked behind them, making sure nothing could sneak up on them. Coming out of his thoughts, he noticed that Joey had changed his song.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle the mighty jungle…Hey Bakura sing with me!"
"No I'd rather not.'
"Please just to lighten the mood?"
Bakura sighed. Then he saw something. It was a different pasture. They had finally made it to some place other than trees that never ended! "Look," Bakura said, "There are more dinosaurs."
"Yeah and they look like haradosaurs!" Joey exclaimed, ' I'm positive they don't eat people! Come on, let's get a closer look!"
"I don't think that—"
"Please?" he looked at Bakura with his eyes pleading.
"Ohh... oh alright."
Yugi was bored. Ha ha right? However, he was. He and Téa had found the tree and had been sitting there for a while. They knew some one had been there because there were things brought back from the plane.
"Yugi?"
"Yes Téa?"
"I'm worried."
Yugi agreed and looked off into the distance. Nothing was there. It was getting very warm and Yugi felt his eyes droop. He was so tired… he had to sleep.
Téa was screaming. Yugi couldn't do anything and she was being torn to shreds. Somehow they'd found them and she had run for it. But they got her.
Shaking… someone's shaking me, Yugi turned around and screamed bloody murder.
"Yugi! Wake up! We have to go now!"
His eyes flew open and saw it was Téa shaking him. "Wha?" he mumbled.
"Now! Something's coming and we have to climb higher!"
The bushes to their right moved. "Oh it's too late," she moaned.
"I said—"
"I don't care! You got me all muddy and wet!"
Yugi and Téa stared at each other and listened in.
"Well that's what you get for begging me—"
"You know what Kaiba? Shut up." Yami Yugi and Kaiba appeared on the trail.
"And we didn't even find—"
"Kaiba I said—"
"Mou hitori no boku!!!" Yugi screeched and jumped out of the tree.
"Aibou!" They hugged each other. Yugi hugged Kaiba also and then asked his questions.
Malik hurt all over stuck in one position for an hour or so is no fun and does a number on your back. The two tyrannosaurs were standing there, waiting. Every few minutes they'd poke him and tried to make him move. Now as Malik sat there, mud soaking into his cargo pants, they repeated their actions now making worried noises (he supposed), 'I gotta get out of here,' he thought and made a desperate decision. He was going to make a break for it. He prepared himself and then sprinted for the trees. He tripped as soon as he got up. The T-Rex lowered its head and Malik braced himself. He felt something warm and slimy on his back. The feeling stopped for a moment then started again. 'Great…I'm being licked by a tyrannosaur!' He slowly got up and then it started on his front, 'Eww...I don't think I will mention this or I may never hear the end of it.' Then another thought struck him, why wasn't this thing eating him? He smelled himself and noticed he didn't smell the same. He smelled more… 'Do they think I'm—,' It licked his cheek, 'blech!'
Yami Bakura was furious. Lost, hungry, and the compy was a freakin' chatterbox.
"Shut…the…hell…up!" he screamed, scaring the little compy out of it's mind. It ran behind a bush and poked its head out, breathing rapidly.
"Make anymore chirps and you will die." 'I'm threatening a lizard thing,' he thought, ' I must be losing it. But those chirps…those stupid annoying chirps!' His lost his train of thought when something tugged at his jeans. "What the fu—," the annoying chirping noise was amplified and he stared at at least 50 of the small dinosaurs. He stayed still wondering if they would leave, that was until they started to attack him. "Hey!" he lashed out at one that had tried to latch onto his thigh. 'Stupid things!' he thought, as they started to back away, 'Stupid little OW!' One bit his finger and he shook it off. He started to run (not because he was afraid…oh no…but because those "stupid things" wouldn't stop chewing on him) away from them and they followed. He had no idea where he was going and almost ran off a cliff. He grabbed onto a branch a few feet from his head and swung himself up, landing safely on his feet. He saw the things charging after him and they seemed to be going at top speed. One didn't have time to stop and flew off the cliff, and the stupid things followed. 'They're like lemmings…'he thought, 'to stupid to think.' After the last of them met their doom he finally climbed down. It was quiet. He began to walk in search of his hikari and the others when a loud squeak stopped him in his tracks. The one lone compy that had been following him from the start hopped towards him apprehensively.
"What do you want baka animal?" The thing jumped and gave him a look that said 'I warned you,' and gave a high-pitched squeak of reprimand. "You know what you Set spawned freak of nature, shut up," Yami Bakura fumed and kicked a few rocks before walking away.
His stomach growled. "Hungry…" he whispered, "So hungry." The compy chirped a reply. "Shut up, you just shut up!" Yami Bakura rubbed his temples and looked away from the little green creature. Then he saw something. A car… and it looked pretty old.
Yami Bakura's curiosity got the better of him and he walked to it. A few meters away something hooted.
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Yami Bakura: Is it over yet?
Yugi: yes…now please take us down???
Yami Bakura: No! you're insane if you think I'm gonna take that stupid fool down * points to Yami Yugi *
Yami Yugi: You'd be so right… when I get down from this stupid tree I am going to murder you!
Joey: Actually it's kind of fun!
Bakura: well you, aside from Yugi and I, are the only person hanging right side up.
Kaiba: And you had better hope you stay that way and all the way at the top… because it was your idea!
Yugi: at least we aren't hanging over a boiling pot of acid, like his first idea! This is more festive anyway.
Joey: * swinging around and around * woo yeah! I looovvee Christmas!
Yami Bakura: this is a belated Merry Christmas from all of us and a Happy New Year!
Téa: When is YamiYY coming back?
Yami Bakura: When the bargain is over…
Everyone: ?_?
Yami Bakura: Not until Chapter 7 or 8 or 9.
Everyone: O_O;;;; SAVE US!
Yami Bakura: heh heh heh ha ha ha ahHAHAHAHA!!! * looks at readers * what are you still doing here? Review!
Do as the guy says, please REVIEW!
