Bakura: Welcome back to Stuck in Jurassic Park. YamiYY would like to thank Sango Jaganshi, Zita, Artamis & Leon, and treekicker for reviewing. It makes her happy to know she was remembered.
Yami Bakura: Thanks to you, we have to suffer.
Yami Yugi: hits Yami Bakura on the head It is not the reviewers fault.
Yami Bakura: bites Yami Yugi
Yami Yugi runs around screaming about rabies
Joey: Her excuse for being…many months late is because she had school-
Yami Bakura: She got out a month ago.
Joey: Summer School-
Yami Bakura: She did not have to 'get ahead'.
Joey: Her cousins were over-
Yami Bakura: No excuse…
Joey: twitches AND her computer busted.
Kaiba: She got a new one.
Yami Bakura: Now DISCLAIMER TIME.
Yami Yugi: has a band-aid on his finger YamiYY does not own Jurassic Park, or Yu-Gi-Oh! for that matter. She owns her nails and a necklace and that is all.
Té a: Now on with the story. I suggest you re-read the last chapter.
Stuck in Jurassic Park
Chapter 7
Pizza and some rain
Now Bakura, as we all know, wasn't anywhere near the tree. The only thing he was thinking about was his poor friend Joey, who had some how escaped from being trampled, yet passed out when in safety. Bakura had been trying to wake his comrade up for quite a while.
"Joey? Joey, wake up!" He was beginning to panic. The only light was fading and they would be in worse danger if they did not find shelter soon. "Joey, please for the both of us, get up!" Joey still did not move.
Bakura ran a hand through his hair, thinking of a way to wake him up. A thought struck him as his stomach growled. Bakura thought it over and decided, 'Why not?' Bakura got close to Joey's ear and shouted, "PIZZA'S HERE!"
"Pizza!?" Joey shot up and Bakura barely had enough time to move, "Where's the pizza?"
"Hush Joey!" Bakura hissed, putting a hand over his mouth, "I'm sorry, but there is no pizza. We have to get to some place safe before dark."
"Mhhungee…" Joey tried to say. Bakura removed his hand.
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
Bakura rolled his eyes, "Please, let's just get going."
Thunder rumbled in the distance. Bakura looked up at the sky and saw dark clouds over the horizon. It was a perfect view that if they did not find a place soon enough, their lives would soon be living hells. They walked the edge of the trees hoping they wouldn't have to venture far. Bakura smelled the rain and urged Joey to move faster. However, poor Joey was so tired form running away he could barely even move his feet.
"Joey, I know you are tired, but we have to move now. I promise when we find a safe place we can rest for a while."
Joey liked that idea. 'Bakura can be smart sometimes,' he thought, trying to quicken his pace, 'very motivational.' His stomach growled. 'Now if only I could get something to eat.' His legs burned in agony but he pressed on. 'Yeah, I could go for some chicken, or rice, or pizza…' His mouth watered at the thought. "Bakura! Why'd ya have to make me hungry for pizza?" he whined, trudging along, "You could have said apples, cookies, or oatmeal!"
"I don't think you would wake up if I said oatmeal."
"Well, how much further?"
"I don't know."
Joey yawned. He was getting bored, not to mention he was already tired. Therefore, he decided to do some more singing. "Another postcard with chimpanzees and every one is addressed to me-"
"Joey please stop singing, we don't want to draw attention to ourselves," He turned his head to look at him, "And it is bad enough that it's going to rain. We won't be able to see a thing. So it would be wise not to attract pre-" he walked right into a concrete wall, "ta…tor…s. Owww."
"Well Bakura, you've amazed be again," Joey said, opening the door right next to the poor, bruised Bakura, "we got a place to sleep!" They looked inside. It looked like some kind of feeding place. Old hay was stacked up on one wall and a very odd-looking machine was on the other. "Now all I need is something to eat."
Yami Yugi paced back and forth on the tree branch. 'Where is that tomb robber!?' he thought, 'he better get here right now!' He was royally pissed. The rain wasn't falling yet, but he couldn't see past his nose, and if they didn't return soon, they'd get lost. If they weren't all ready. He growled and spun around, "Yugi! Do you see anything yet?"
Yugi looked up and said, "I'm sorry. I don't see anything yet."
"Are you sure?"
"I can barely see you, so I really can't tell."
Yami Yugi sighed, "Kaiba, what's up with that fire you were trying to start?"
"I'm working on it!" A spark appeared and died.
"Well you can forget about it now, get up in the tree; It's going to rain."
"Don't order me around," Kaiba growled, but climbed up ad well as Yugi and Té a. "I suggest we go a little higher," he added.
"Why is that Kaiba?" Téa asked.
"Because of them," he pointed down.
Three velociraptors growled at them. One tried to grab the branch he was standing on but it was too high. It tried again and another followed suit. Yugi, Téa, Kaiba, and Yami Yugi climbed up the tree as fast as they could. They had to stop when the branches became almost too weak to hold them.
"Now what?" Yugi asked breathlessly, looking down at the dinosaurs.
"Now we wait until they stop," Kaiba said, trying to keep his composure, "even if they do reach a branch they can't reach us up here, if they tried they'd break the branch and fall to their death. I don't think they are that stupid." So they waited and watched the dinosaurs jump at them.
'They look so scary in real life,' Yugi thought, 'It's worse than the movies.' He felt something wet on his cheek and looked up. Then he heard a plip as a raindrop hit a puddle. "Wonderful," He heard Yami Yugi say, "It rains now."
Kaiba tried to sit on a branch, but it wouldn't work. He would just have to stand. 'I don't have to get wet though,' he thought and pulled his trench coat over his head.
"Kaiba?"
"What is it now Yugi?"
"Don't talk to him like that!"
"Stuff it!"
Yugi sighed; they didn't need this, "Where did you put our supplies?"
"Don't worry, I hid them. The tree next to us is hollow. I fit the stuff in there, they won't notice."
"Oh, okay," Yugi paused as thunder rumbled, and noticed something that made him shout, "Everyone! Look in that raptor's mouth!"
"What?" Kaiba looked down, "I don't see anything."
"I do." Yami Yugi said with doom lacing his voice, "In the left one's mouth. It looks like a piece of fabric."
Kaiba looked down and strained his eyes, "but who is it from?"
Yami Yugi looked grim, "I don't want to say it…but it looks like part of Bakura's shirt."
"No!" Téa gasped.
Then it started to pour.
Malik wasn't having a great time either. He was cold and soaking wet. He was hungry too. And that stupid carcass smelled like shit! The tyrannosaurs were gone though. Probably out looking for more food. He looked over at the decaying mass beside him. "Ew…" he kicked it out of the nest. It squished. He felt queasy. He shivered and tried, but to no avail, to get the mud that had accumulated on him off. "Hello? Anybody?!" He shouted into the darkness. Nothing answered. He stood up and scowled. 'I knew it,' he mumbled, 'I knew there was something funny about that pilot. He ignored the radio…And eve before that when we were about to take off, he had been talking to some business men, really rich looking business men…" He kneeled down, and a strange exhaustion fell over him. Before falling asleep he wondered, 'Why didn't I leave?'
Something hot and slimy touched his cheek. He jerked awake, and looked around. The T-Rexes were back and they were trying to get him up. He staggered to his feet, walking to where they pushed them. His feet dragged on the ground and he could barely see where he was going. Then he heard something behind him and was suddenly picked up. He heard the other give a warning. He was placed in something high and the other one turned its back and roared. He finally began to wake up and noticed he had to go to the bathroom. "Ugh…" He leaned back and wondered how everyone else was fairing. 'Bakura is probably okay, stuck with Joey some where but lost…Yami Bakura is probably wandering around aimlessly, looking for us. I bet anyone that Yugi and the others are all safe and comfortable, and WARM!' The tyrannosaurs bellowed. 'Why is it always me that has to get stuck in places I don't want to be in? Why can't it be somebody else?' He almost fell as one of the tyrannosaurs jumped in frustration.
He looked around for a sign, any sign that things would get better. He saw a light on the ground and the sound of an engine. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief. 'Was that a car?' He wondered, 'That means…people!' He looked at the dinosaurs and then climbed down from his perch. If he moved fast enough they wouldn't notice he was gone and maybe he could reach the car in time. And it didn't matter who was in that car, it could have been Otogi in a tutu for all he cared. He just wanted to get out of there!
Yami Bakura was having a good time driving. A plus was that the compy wasn't chirping anymore, it was now attacking an old candy bar. He smirked as he saw the rain pelt down on the windshield. "I bet the pharaoh is getting soaked!" He snickered, "And here I am, all nice and dry…and I don't have a headache anymore!" He took his eyes off the road for a minute and looked at the radio. He wondered if it still worked. He turned it on and a tape began to play, but he couldn't quite hear it so he turned it up.
"Turn it up," the tape said and it was all Yami Bakura could do not to break it. 'It talked to me…' It didn't take long for him to figure out it was part of a song. It was nothing like he had ever heard before, and that was saying something.
"Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are so blue," the speakers blasted and near the end Yami Bakura was singing to it, kinda, "Sweet home Alabama, something comin' home to you." Suddenly the tape player whirred and made a crinkling noise. "No dammit!" He tried to save the tape from its inevitable doom of being eaten. The compy was going nuts, hopping around the car, getting in his way. "Aw fu-" he was cut off by a song.
"Blinded by the light…"
He sighed and looked at the road. Something was in the middle of it. Wait…something was in the middle of the road and he was going to hit it!
Malik couldn't see, his eyes unaccustomed to the light.
Yami Bakura slammed on the brakes and skidded to a stop, centimeters away from where Malik was standing. He stared at the figure for a minute before opening the door and climbing out.
"What in the hell were you thinking?!" Yami Bakura shouted, grabbing Malik's mud soaked shirt. "I'm surprised I even saw your brown ass! And where is Bakura and that moron?!"
"You almost ran me over! Why weren't you watching the road?" Malik retorted, pulling himself out of the enraged yami's grasp. "And as for Joey and Bakura, I have no idea what happened to them! We got attacked by velociraptors as soon as you left!"
Yami Bakura looked him in the eye, "Attacked? And did you just happen to run? Or did you help him first!?"
"Of course I ran! I'm not ashamed of it either because they ran too! It was every man for himself!"
"Just get in the car, I'm getting soaked. We're going back to the others," he slid back into the driver's seat.
Malik walked around and got in the passenger's seat. "Watch out for it," Yami Bakura said.
"It?" He heard something squeak below him, making him jump up and a Procompsognathid appeared, chittering angrily at this new arrival.
"What is this?! What are you thinking!?"
"You should know more than me that it's a dinosaur. Now tell me why are you soaked? In mud no less?"
"You don't want to know."
"If I didn't, why did I ask?"
Malik grumbled and told him about the tyrannosaurs and how he escaped. Yami Bakura listened intently, looking out for Bakura and the others. Then they heard a booming noise and an unearthly scream. They turned around and saw…
A T-Rex.
And it was pissed.
Malik stuck his head out the window and it bellowed.
"Oh shit."
Yami Bakura: Now Review, and that's an order.
Yami Yugi: For our sakes.
