Yami Bakura: Welcome mortals, and to whoever so read this document, may you burn in hell.
Yami Yugi: Oh come off it. You're just mad because YamiYY will be back next chapter.
Yugi: I'm scared, she seems kind of cranky since she has had all that work to do and then the part of the story she wrote can't be opened…I'm not sure I want her back.
Bakura: She isn't all that bad…
Yugi: I would prefer to have your yami be the one in charge.
Joey: Are you sure about that?
Bakura: Yugi…marshmallows.
Yugi: spazzes
Bakura: I rest my case.
Yami Yugi: Thank you treekicker, Dark-Angel302, and Kaiba is cool for reviewing. Oh, and treekicker, even though having the original cast of Jurassic Park would be the "awesomeness" as YamiYY put it, the time difference is different and would conflict with the story…and besides-
Joey: Now you can laugh at Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: cracks knuckles and smiles in an evil fashion Oh Joey….
Joey: OO RUN AWAYYYYY! goes bye bye
Téa: Come on guys, let's get the story started!
Malik: Why are you so enthusiastic?
Téa: The sooner this is over with, the sooner I'm out of here.
Malik: Okay…well since Joey is gone I guess I better do the disclaimer. YamiYY/YaYugi does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Jurassic Park, all she owns is-and I'm the prettiest girl in the whole wide wor…ld…shit, BAKURA!!!
Kaiba: dodges a creampuff for all you uncultured people, Frulied is the morning music played on Looney Tunes. And for some reason the star thing above the 8 isn't working. Now read the stupid story.
Stuck in Jurassic Park
Chapter 8
We shoulda brought earplugs.
Kaiba looked at the ground where the raptors had been. No one in the tree had gotten any sleep, and they were cold and wet from the rain. Kaiba shook his head, swearing he heard Frulied.
"Doo doo doo dooo doo doo doo doo doo dooo dodododo doo doo doo dooo do doo doo dooo dooo dooooo…."
"Yugi? Would you stop?" Yami Yugi mumbled, half asleep.
"Sorry…just trying to lighten the mood."
"It's not working," Téa grumbled.
They all agreed.
Yami Yugi rubbed his tired eyes. That stupid Yami Bakura had never returned. He growled, 'the idiot must have gotten lost!' They must be in danger and it was all that fool's fault. Yes, that had to be it! He heard his other half talking to him.
"What?"
"I said can we please go look for the others?" Yugi looked up at him with pleading eyes, "I don't want to believe the worst anymore."
"If everyone agrees," he answered.
"I'm in," Kaiba said, surprising them, "I have nothing to do at this moment, and their parents might sue if anything happens to them."
"You mean Bakura's and Joey's parents, and Isis will sue," Téa corrected, "and I'll go too."
"Don't get hurt."
"Thank you Yugi and I promise I won't." They smiled at each other.
"How touching," Kaiba sniffed with his 'I'm too good for this' air, "now that we are all done here, we should bring some of the supplies with us. We may find a better place to stay."
"What if they come back and we aren't here?" Téa inquired.
"One of us will have to stay here." They all looked at one another.
"We aren't going to get anywhere with staring, the best way to figure this out is paper, scissors, rock." She was met with stares. "We are going to do it, NOW."
With that authority they began, and guess who lost…
"Dammit, that's not fair! How'd I lose?!" Yami Yugi screamed at the group that was leaving him behind.
"Don't worry about it, you technically lost to yourself," Yugi snickered, and changed his attitude when he felt the glare of the other, "Just be careful." He took one last look at his spirit friend and disappeared into the jungle.
Joey yawned and sat up, cracking his back as he did. He made a mental note not to sleep on concrete ever again. He rubbed his eyes and blinked, the room coming into focus as he got used to the light. He was alone…wait, where was Bakura? He began to panic, 'Did he get eaten? Where is he? Did he leave me? Where is he!?' He got up and paced around the room. 'Okay Joey, think this through,' he told himself, 'We got here last night and fell asleep as soon as we laid down…well at least I did…Where the heck is he?" He ran outside and looked around. No one was in sight. He ran around the building screaming his head off. "Bakura! Where are you? BAKURA!!!" And then lo and behold he met up with Bakura. At a very bad time.
"What in the name of!" Bakura screamed, zipping his fly, "Don't you have any decency?!"
"You're alive!" He ran up to his friend, "Alive and…just going to the bathroom."
"Yes…Yes I was going to the bathroom!" Bakura yelled, turning a deep shade of red, "Now will you leave?"
"Oh…heh, sorry Bakura," Joey said and ran back to the safety of the shed.
Bakura returned a few minutes later, still pink in the face. He sat on the other side of the shed and faced the wall. Joey cringed; apparently Bakura didn't forgive him yet.
"Emmmm….Bakura?"
"Yes Joey?" His voice was like a cold breeze and Joey shivered.
"I'm sorry that, um, that, er, I came at the wrong moment," he finished lamely.
"I suppose," Bakura turned, "it can be forgiven. It was just an accident."
"Yeah, it was just an accident, I thought you'd left me," Joey said, looking outside, "say…I wonder if Yugi's worried about us. We never came back."
"I bet he is, and probably everyone else, too," Bakura said, standing up.
"We should go look for them."
"That's a good idea, but we should be careful and watch where we are going," Bakura walked out of the shed, "Come on."
They began walking the way they had come from. At first Joey disagreed, but Bakura pointed out that since they had probably gone forward when getting away form the attack site, the way to the tree would be back the other way. Joey couldn't argue since it seemed logical. So they walked back to the pasture where the dinosaurs were grazing peacefully again. Joey couldn't believe that only last night he had almost gotten run over. Literally. He noticed the ground was wet. 'Must've rained,' he thought, and as they reached the jungle's edge he had a bad feeling.
"Bakura, what if they left."
"They can't leave the island, at least I don't think, and if they left the tree, we'll just go back and hope for the best."
"Oh, okay. By the way, how's the arm?"
"It's holding up. Just hurts a bit," Bakura smiled, "Now don't worry about me or you won't think straight."
"Sure…," Joey said placing a hand on a tree, "I still don't like the feeling I'm getting, but I swear on the life of this tree that I'll stick by ya like I stick by Yugi!" He gave the tree a good whack and it fell to the ground with a large crack. Some of the dinosaurs looked up and honked in surprise, trotting away from the spot.
"I hope you didn't mean that tree Joey," Bakura said, looking at him out of the corner of his eye, "Because that tree is dead."
Joey shook his head. 'That was weird,' he thought, following Bakura into the greenery.
Time passed without much happening. Pretty soon it felt natural to them both, bringing back memories of Duelist Kingdom and all their other mishaps in the woods.
"Remember the time Tristan couldn't find his clothes?!" Joey laughed.
"Yeah, and you were shielding Serenity the entire time!"
"I'm surprised you know that. If I remember correctly, you and Yugi were covering your eyes too! And remember that time that Otogi tried to cook that soup over the fire?"
"He ended up burning the soup and everything else within a 5 foot radius. It took forever for it to stop!"
"Then that time when Kaiba came with us!" Joey busted up in fresh peals of laughter.
"That was mean Joey, taking his prized Blue-Eyes Plushie and putting it up in a tree!"
"That wasn't even the best part," he gasped, "I think it was when he was chasing us everywhere trying to murder us!"
"It was not! I'm surprised he ever forgave you for that! And we didn't deserve to get all wet!" Bakura paused, looking left and right, "Okay I think it's safe."
"I say we sing."
"I say we don't."
"Well I'm gonna! We all live in a—"
Bakura clapped a hand over the other's mouth, "Anything but that please."
"Okay…Blinded by the liiiiggghtt—"
Malik clinged to Yami Bakura in terror. The Tomb Robber's was beating almost as fast as his. They had barely been able to hide themselves and the car. They had no idea how they had escaped, but they were lucky, very lucky. The problem was they hadn't gotten any sleep so they were tired. Malik laid his head down on Yami Bakura's chest and fell asleep.
Too bad Yami Bakura snapped out of his daze and didn't enjoy the position he was in.
"Get the hell off Malik!!!" Yami Bakura yelled, trying to shove the exhausted boy off of him.
"10 more minutes Isis, and I swearr…"
"I'm not Isis dammit! Get off!" He stood up, making Malik slide off of him and hit the muddy ground.
"Argh! You could have waken me up another way!" Malik exclaimed, wiping the stuff off of him. He scowled at him and opened his mouth to say something, but stopped short when he saw the look on the other's face.
"What's wrong?"
"We got to get out of here now…get in the car."
"But w—"
"NOW."
Malik slid into his seat, making sure this time he didn't squish the little dinosaur. Yami Bakura soon followed. While the car revved up, Malik noticed what the spirit had been talking about. Barely a few meters away there was a pack of velociraptors fighting over something.
"You know I really wanted to see them Malik," Yami Bakura said, easing the car onto the road, "But I have a feeling you don't want to be eaten." Then he sped away.
Yami Yugi looked around, confirming to himself that he was alone. He was so hungry, but he knew they had to save the food for dire purposes. He climbed higher to look for any sign of anyone. He saw some velociraptors, probably the ones from last night. He hoped Yugi wasn't going that way. Then he heard it. It being the sound of a car. He spun around and skimmed the terrain for any place a car could pass through. Then he looked down and finally noticed, after all this time, there was a road right next to the tree!
Yami Bakura had a good feeling, and Malik was yelling that he remembered this spot. As the tree became closer he smirked, 'Just wait until that idiot pharaoh sees this!'
Yami Yugi practically screamed in excitement as the car approached the tree, but was crestfallen when it passed him up. Didn't they see him? He started to ponder about that until the car backed right up in front of the tree.
"Hey Pharaoh! Why so pale? Did they leave you all alone?!" Yami Bakura yelled.
He laughed as the astonished face slowly turned into embarrassment and then anger. Yami Yugi climbed down the tree and ran up to the window.
"Where…Where did you get this? WHERE WERE YOU?!" He screamed.
"Well I found the car, and…I was busy."
"Busy?!"
"He was busy looking for his group," Malik quipped, " He went to go look for Kaiba's men and we were attacked by some dinosaurs so we scattered and now he's trying to find everyone else." Yami Bakura slapped his forehead.
"Attacked? You weren't there?! Tomb Robber I put you in charge of them all! You shouldn't even have lost the other men in the first place!"
"Listen—"
"NO you listen to me! If you hadn't been so unobservant, you wouldn't have lost them! Then you wouldn't have to have left and they wouldn't have been so defenseless when they were attacked!"
"But—"
"No buts! They were attacked you idiot, attacked! Damn…I can't trust you with anyone's life, can I?! Not even your own reincarnation's!"
"Shut up," Yami Bakura growled, his voice dangerously low, "I don't give a damn if you trust me or not. Those men of Kaiba's must have been up to something, or I would have noticed their departure. Now what is important is that we find your friends and my hikari. I don't want any of your stupid rants about how righteous and special you are and how I'm nothing but a stupid thief. Because, who is the one that is stranded in a tree and who found a car." He took a deep breath, "Now…if you want to help find everyone, get in. If you are too afraid, of course, by all means stay here and wait to get eaten."
Yami Yugi huffed and climbed into the back.
"Watch out for it," Yami Bakura said and started the car again.
"It?" Yami Yugi asked and began to sit down. Malik sighed and stopped him.
"It is the thing that you were going to sit on," he pointed to the dinosaur, which was curled up in a ball in the middle of the seat, sleeping away.
"What?! Why are you—"
"Shhh…," Malik frowned at the spirit, "Don't say anything, understand? He is driving, and it is best if we –don't- crash."
Yami Yugi grumbled, moving to the next seat. "They went to the left if you want to know."
"Thanks," Yami Bakura sneered, "but their footprints are very visible, I don't think I need your help. By the way, one more snot-nosed comment about anything and I will kick you out of the car…while it is still moving."
Yugi: And that concludes the 8th chapter.
Bakura: yawns it's over now?
Yami Bakura: Didn't he just say that?
Yami Yugi: sulking in a corner this is an outrage.
Malik: Were you stuck in the mud with a bunch of tyrannosaurs?
Yami Yugi: Hmph!
Joey: Well you know the drill, Review!!!
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